~~Day 7: Naruto Uzumaki~~

Naruto groaned heavily as he slowly came to. What had happened...? He was heading home after training and nice dinner at Ichiraku's, but after that it was just a blank.

Looking around, Naruto quickly began to panic as he realised he didn't recognise where he was; it was some kind of large, empty room, the only source of light being a large spotlight . He attempted to jump up, but he quickly discovered another problem: he couldn't move.

Looking down, Naruto found himself tied to a chair, right in the centre of them room. In fact, it seemed to be the only thing in the room that Naruto could see. From the darkness, Naruto heard a haunting, feminine chuckle.

"Good to see you're up, Naruto..." the somewhat familiar voice spoke from the shadows. Naruto looked around as he desperately tried to locate the source of the voice.

"W-who are you!" he shouted back, trying not to let his fear get the best of him.

"Oh, no one in particular..." she stated amiably, before turning menacing. "...I'm just someone close to someone else, who YOU'VE been making life hell for!"

Gulping, Naruto quickly kept up his bravado. "What're you talking about? WHO are you talking about?"

Choosing to ignore his questions, she continued to speak.

"As you may be aware, dear Naruto, there's currently someone going around Konoha, punishing boys for various reasons. In case you haven't figured it out yet, that is me... and you are next on my list."

Naruto's eyes widened. So this is the nutcase that put Sasuke, Shikamaru, Lee and all the others in dresses?

"S-so... y-you're going to dress me up like a girl...?" he asked, scared out of his wits. Another chuckle was the response.

"No... I have a much better idea..."

At that moment, Naruto heard several footsteps as he noticed that all 9 of the boys who had been ambushed over the past week, still in their costumes, stepped out of the shadows.

"'Girls'..." stated his kidnapper mockingly. "...he's all yours."

Immediately (and, Naruto was guessing, against their will) all nine of the "girls" let out loud, happy squeals as they all ran over to him.

"Omigawd, omigawd, omigawd...!"

"He's so cute!"

"Naruto! Naruto, honey!"

Naruto cried out and tried his best to keep away from the feminized ninjas, but it was no use while he was tied to a chair. Soon, he was overwhelmed by the nine crossdressers, each one fondling and playing with him. Their cheerful smiles and "cute" giggles made Naruto feel sick, horrified at what had been done to his friends as he felt them stroke his cheeks, or play with his hair, calling him little petnames all the while.

The orange-clad child attention was quickly caught when he felt something land on his lap. Looking up, he found Sasuke, his "friendly" rival, seated right over his crotch area. The young prodigy smiled coyly at Naruto, his legs crossed under his miniskirt as he wrapped his arms around Naruto's neck.

"Pucker up, handsome..." he said seductively, as Naruto spotted the other "girls" starting to line up behind him.

"Sasuke!" shouted the jinchuuriki, trying to pull away as Sasuke started to lean in. "Sasuke, snap out of it! Sasuke! SASUKMMMMPH!"

"Lady Hokage?"

Tsunade looked up from her notes at her main assistant. "Yes, Shizune?"

The medical jonin carefully approached her superior's desk, placing a folder on her desk. "This arrived for you today; it's another anonymous pack of photographs."

Sighing, Tsunade picked up the seventh folder that week. Opening it, sure enough it was filled with photos of the male members of the Konoha 12 in drag; unlike the previous six, though, this one showed them crowded around Naruto Uzumaki, a little brat who nonetheless held a spot in Tsunade's heart.

Sighing, Tsunade dropped the folder back on her desk, before looking up at Shizune.

"Did you find the boy?"

"Yes, Lady Hokage," she stated with a nod. "He's still in some slight shock at the minute, but judging from the lighting, I doubt he caught sight of the person who did this."

Scowling, Tsunade buried her head in her hands. Apparently, this prankster was set on giving her a headache.

"And now that ALL of the boys have been caught now, the attacker'll probably stop now..." she sighed in annoyance.

Shizune nodded slightly solemnly. "It seems so, my lady..."

The Fifth Hokage carefully massaged her temples as she tried to decide what to do. "Very well, Shizune. You're dismissed."

Shizune bowed and turned to leave. Poor Tsunade... with this prankster on the loose, she was working so hard to catch them, and now it looks like all that work would go to waste.

"Here, TonTon!" called out Shizune, as she laid out some food for the Hokage's pet pig.

Just as she turned to leave, something caught Shizune's eye. Carefully entering TonTon's pen, she saw what seemed to be a piece of the wallpaper starting to come loose... and there was something behind it...

Pulling at it, she found a hidden compartment behind TonTon's pen. Within it, she could say several different kinds of female costumes, all looking to be big enough for a 10 to 14 year old. Along with them was several dozen used bottles of glue, with untouched solvent to go with it.

Shizune gasped... before quickly adjusting the wallpaper so it looked as normal as always.

The medical ninja smiled as she turned and left. Thank goodness she caught that in time. If she hadn't been careful, anyone could have found her secret room, and then the jig would have been up. Giggling to herself, Shizune returned to her work. After this week, hopefully the boys of Konoha would treat the girls with a little more respect from now on!

NARUTO'S NEW LOOK - END