Title: Mommy's Diary
Author: Midsummersunshine
Characters: Marco, Izou
Rating: Hentaaaai~ Whoops, no, just kidding. K+ it is!
Genre: Parody, humor.
Disclaimer: Characters are Oda's. I'm just using them for my own stupidity.
Warning: Crackity crack.
A/N: Nothing much to say. Your review will make me happy~~ /^ 3 ^)/ *do dances a la Mr. 2*
Counts started from sixteen
It was just another morning, where Mommy Marco had finished to bathe his sons. As usual, it was not an easy task.
"Take it off!" Mommy Marco yanked his youngest son's kimono's collar. Also he tried to wipe the boy's face, decorated by poorly drawn makeup. "And, duh, why do you have to put all of these makeups?"
"No, Mommy, no!" the boy wriggled, thrashed, protested in all way possible. "Why couldn't I put makeup like a girl?"
"Because you're not a damn girl!"
"Whatever my gender is, I can wear whatever I want! You're against human rights!"
"I said: Take. Your. Girly. Kimono. Off. NOW!"
"Mommy, are you hentai?"
"…"
"…"
"Izou... where the hell you got that word?" Mommy Marco tried to ask as calm as he could.
A blink. "Which word? Human rights?"
"No. The other one."
"Oh... That's secret."
"..."
Inhales. Exhales.
Inhales...
... Exhales.
(tbc)