Title: Mommy's Diary

Author: Midsummersunshine

Characters: Fossa

Rating: K+ K+ K+ K+ K+ K = 6K (OMG so random I know)

Genre: Parody, humor.

Disclaimer: Characters are Oda's. I'm just using them for my own stupidity.

Warning: You're reading chapter fifteen, means you read the preamble and chapter sixteen. Why do you need moar warnings, anyway?

A/N: Thank yooou for Oxensterni... Oxenstierna (gosh your name why so hard to spell? D: ) D. Yuki-Rin for the review! *kissush*

And also everyone whose faved and subscribed this piece of crap woohoo!

TL/TR, please satisfy me with your review~ aaaahhhnn~ *is currently imposing Sadi-chan*


Fifteen

We were all know that Portgas D. Ace is pyromaniac. But apparenlty, he had an undercover partner in crime: Fossa.

"This. Is. CONFISCATED!"

"Mommy, noooooooo! Anything but my cigars and my fucking burning sword!"

The huge bald man wailed with kicked cat look, pleaded in every single words that would make the toughest man took him pity. Unfortunately, Akainu wasn't there at the moment to proof this statement, and Mommy Marco was the toughest among the toughest man so Fossa's trick wouldn't do on him. Two sentences in a paragraph was unacceptable, my language teacher said —so let this oh-so-random sentence be here and the paragraph now had three sentences.

And the author's brains exploded.


(tbc but not tuberculosis)