Title: Mommy's Diary
Author: Midsummersunshine
Characters: Marco, Speed Jiru
Rating: K+ because Jiru is a good boy.
Genre: Parody, humor.
Disclaimer: Characters are Oda's. I'm just using them for my own stupidity.
Warning: (insert your own warning here because the author's brain is temporarily unavailable after working a six pages handwritten resume all night long and realizes that it's the wrong chapter three minutes before the class started)
A/N: Thank you for everyone who reads this crappy random-y absurdity! 8D *molests all readers and reviewers*
Fourteen
Mommy Marco had no difficulty with Jiru. Being the third youngest son, Jiru fulfilled his role as a good mommy boy. He liked to do chores because he's a good boy.
"Mommy, today I wanna cut the grass!" one beautiful morning, the chubby boy announced. He held a long sword he would use to cut the grass (yes, and why can't we cut the grass by using a Medieval sword?)
Then he went to the garden in which the grasses were doubled his height.
Poor little Jiru, he did not realize a certain species of pedomonkey lurking from behind.
(tbc)