Title: Mommy's Diary
Author: Midsummersunshine
Characters: Marco, Haruta
Rating: K+
Genre: Parody, humor.
Disclaimer: Characters are Oda's. Angry Birds and Piyo Piyo also belong to their respective owners. I just borrowed them for my own stupidity.
Warning: Haruta is a he. Any rejection won't be accepted! MUAHAHAHAHA *evil laugh*
A/N: For you who review'd, subscribe'd, and fav'd... COME AT ME BRO AND LET ME LOVE YOU 8D
And... this is based from real-life experience. Haha... Kinda =3=
Twelve
While not in his rabid state, Haruta was one of Mommy's good son.
Yes, son. Not daughter.
Actually, the fact that every One Piece fans that stated he as she was quite irked him. For Holy Roger's Moustache— he didn't even dress like okama, like his youngest brother Izou did! He dressed manly! With pants and boots! Not some frilly pinky dress!
"Mommy..." Haruta leaned on his Mommy's back while his hands were busy folding the dry clothes.
"Mmm?" Mommy Marco hummed. He was busy also to press the clothes Haruta had folded.
"Do I look like girl?"
Mommy Marco stopped his work and turned to face his sweetest son. Although Haruta's eyes widened in expectation, Marco knew he couldn't resist to say 'no'. Actually, Haruta did looked like girl.
"Well, maybe if you take off that Piyo Piyo hairpin, you wont—"
"This is not Piyo Piyo, Mommy!" Haruta pouted, arms folded in front of his chest. "Aw Mom, what era you've been lived? This is Angry Birds!"
Awkward silence.
"—you won't be mistaken as girl. Damn, Haruta... I'm not that old!"