Heya guys, as of now I will only be updating on Wednesdays because, well, Wednesdays happen to be my favourite day. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own LOTR or anywhere/one/thing in it. I don't own Brawl either... well I own a copy but I don't think that counts...
Ugh, Frodo was still acting like some stupid MDQ, throwing tantrums until even Gandalf wanted to push him into Mount Doom, was not cool. Stephanie gritted her teeth, if she had to listen to the hobbit's tantrums one more time, She'd take the ring, and hand the bratty hobbit over to Sauron himself. " Stephanie" Jessica groaned " Can we please put the list aside, just this one time, and find some other way to make him stop?" "Fine" Stephanie smirked " I have the perfect idea" Jessica grinned, as her older sister whispered into her ear the plan.
" Yo, author person" Jessica seemingly called to no one in particular.
Ugh, what is it this time
Jessica smiled " Steph and I need you to do us a favour"
Not again, the last time you guys needed a "Favour" I ended up with people trying to sue me
" Aw, nothing that could get you sued, this time"
are you begging?
" Shut up" the curly haired girl scowled " I'm not begging, just getting dangerously close to begging"
Pifft, same difference. Also, you do realize that if I " shut up", you're pretty much stuck here. After all, I write the story, not you. Anyways, what is this "Favour" you speak of?
Jess ignored the first half of the author's comment and grinned, her hazel eyes sparkling with mischief " You just need to teleport us inside the Super Smash Bros. Brawl game, and set us up in a game where everybody is against Frodo"
What is your definition of "us", and do you want people controlling your every move inside the game?
" Us, refers to the fellowship plus Steph and I. As for people controlling us? That'd be great, if possible, well... not me and Steph, but for sure the fellowship."
Whatever
Jessica returned to the group, looking quite satisfied as Stephanie ran over to her and asked " How'd it go?"
" Well, you know, she was reluctant at first, but she came around, eventually"
" She always does"
The whole fellowship was completely and utterly lost. All they knew was that the girls were planing something even worse than before. " Who is this She, you lassies keep talking about?" came Gimli's gruff, awesome dwarf voice. Stephanie turned to grin at the dwarf " She, is the author of this story, that we are in right now." Yup, the fellowship was definitely lost. The girls smiled knowingly at each other, " we're going on a little ...trip..." they laughed as they were teleported to the wonderful world of Brawl.
DIE FRODO, DIE!" Stephanie screeched, as she began to charge after Frodo with a rather large, dangerous, sharp-looking sword. " AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" the wimpy hobbit screamed as the other players made their characters: Aragorn, Pippin, and Merry also chase after Frodo. Suddenly, Stephanie noticed a glowing, floating, colourful, ball thingy with a black "S" on it poof out of nowhere and float around the stage. " AHHHHHHHHHHH SMASH BALLLLLLLL!" she cried, as she stopped chasing MDQ and dove for the Smash ball, slashing at it with her large, dangerous, sharp-looking sword.
" YEAHHHHH STEPH! BEAT EM' Up!" Jessica shouted from the contestant waiting room, laughing as her sister immediately changed her target to the Smash Ball, the moment she noticed it. Gimli's, Gandalf's, Sam's, Boromir's and Legolas' eyes bulged out of their heads as they watched,: Aragorn, Merry, and Pippin all started attacking Frodo, making him step backwards, getting closer and closer to the edge.
" Yes I got it!" Stephanie crowed with triumph as she felt the smash powers transfer inside her, before aligning herself with Frodo and preparing to use her awesomesauce, epic final smash.
"I'M SO SORRY FRODO!" Merry, Pippin, and Aragorn sobbed as they drove the whimpering hobbit closer and closer to the edge. The three watched in horror as a youth in a green tunic and a rather ridiculous hat, dash over to Frodo, put this three triangle thingy* around him, and begin to slash at the hobbit numerous times.
" NOOOOOOO MISTER FRODO NOOOOOO" Sam wailed from the contestant viewing room as he watched Frodo became chopped liver in only a matter of seconds, and screamed as Frodo flew off the screen, nearly coming out of the T.V. and hitting the poor players.
Aragorn, Merry, and Pippin looked miserably at the youth in the green tunic and ridiculous hat. " Why'd ya do that" Pippin cried angrily, " relax dude" ridiculous hat guy rolled his eyes " he'll be back in a minute or so" " Really?" all three gasped " No duh." again, the rolling of the eyes " haven't you guys ever played Super Smash Bros.: Brawl?" all three shook their heads " oh, noobies, that would explain it" " anyways" he continued " I'm Link, Hero of Time, Winds, Light, Twilight. But you can just call me Link."
Sam cried out with relief as he saw Frodo brought back by a hoverboard thingy, and tackled the angsty hobbit in a Huggle*. Gandalf glared at Jessica " whatever this madness is, I demand you to stop it." " No way" jess smirked at the crazy old geezer " This is just too much fun." Whatever Geezer was about to say was lost in Frodo's petrified screams as : Gimli, Boromir, Legolas, and Sam were forced to charge and attempt to push him off the edge. Jess grinned, " this is just too easy" she shouted to whoever the players were, picking up her bow and arrows, and attempted to shoot Frodo along with Blondie.
Meanwhile back in the contestant's viewing room...
" So these guys, are Marth and Ike, two of the worst characters ever" the two men glared at Link "and this is Kirby" a pink fluffball waved at Aragorn, Merry and Pippin, " this is Zelda, and she's an O.k. Character, as long as she's in sheik form" A beautiful princess nodded to the trio before transforming into a ninja-like person thing. Link pointed to a Wolf " And this is..."
Jessica was tired of her team almost pushing Frodo off the edge, and then he somehow, was able to jump back up onto the stage, so when she saw the SB ( Smash Ball) she took her chance and transferred its powers into her. " I CALLL KIRBY" She shouted and the pink fluffball poofed onto the stage. " AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Frodo screamed as he was thrown into a giant pot and cooked into a stew. " NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Sam tried to dump the contents of the pot out, in hopes of finding Frodo, but it was too heavy for him. " Po-Ta-Toes, boil em' mash em' stick em' in a stew: Jessica sang as the fellowship froze, horrified.
" Well" Link commented " that Kirby certainly gets the job done", the blonde watched in amusement as Stephanie rolled on the floor laughing at both Frodo's fate, and the fellowship's reaction. Stephanie started to get up off the floor, when she noticed Frodo go flying off the screen, which, of course, set her off again. Pippin turned to Link " has anyone ever told you how strange that hat looks?" " Meh" Link shrugged " all the time, but it's better than walking around with a bird on your head" " Why did you have a bird on your head?" Merry also turned from the viewing window and sat down in front of Link, obviously asking for a story. " well" Link began " it all started with this Picori named Vaati..."
" Mr. Frodo, are you sure you're alright?" Sam asked worriedly as he, Frodo, Gandalf, Legolas, Gimli, and Jessica were teleported to the viewing room. " I'm sure Sam, don't worry about me" Jess rolled her eyes, of course Frodo would go all MDQ at every opportunity that came up. " Frodo!" she snapped " the very reason we came here, was to cure you of your Drama queeness!" Frodo had a very evil grin on his face at that comment " MUHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" was all he said before he ran off somewhere. " Mister Frodo, wait! My Love!-errrr did I just say that out loud?" a very red Sam asked. As everyone nodded he turned an even deeper shade of red and dashed off after his "love" "well" Steph Murmured from behind the group " I always thought that their relationship seemed like it was more than friendship..." Jess shuddered " I think I may have been scarred for life just now"
" Yo, Author!"
What is it now...
" I just wanted to tell you how awesome that Brawl session was without you"
go ahead, try me. Just keep in mind that I could kill you off right now...
" hehe, ermmmm, ah... well you see... I gotta go, bye"
foolish mortals
The fellowship landed on the ground of Middle Earth, breathing a sigh of relief as there was no sigh of any Brawl contestants or anything Brawl related anywhere... Well' except for Pit and his angel army, who had brought them back." Bye guys, thanks for the ride back" Stephanie called to Pit and his angle army as they flew away, ignoring the hostile stares she received from the fellowship, and the evil one from Frodo. Jessica jogged back over to the fellowship from her meeting place with the author, looking slightly nervous. " What's up with you?" Steph questioned her younger sister.
" Author's in a bad mood"
" Oh boy, what'd you do to upset her..."
" nothing really, I just thought I'd tell her how much fun we had without her"
"bad idea" Stephanie did a facepalm, "you know how much she wishes she could join in on our fun..."
" I do now"
" Ugh, next time, I get author duty"
"deal" the two girls shook hands. " You ready to get back to the list?" Jess asked the older girl " Absolutely" Steph grinned " I just realized that we made Frodo stew today" " huh?" Jess tilted her head in confusion. "well" Stephanie began " First Link turned him into chopped liver, and then Kirby cooked him in a pot!" " BAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Jessica found that very humorous apparently...
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Frodo would get his revenge on the two strange ladies. Oh yes, he would indeed. It would be so terrible that it would send them crying to their mother. Frodo smirked as he began formulating his plan for revenge...He stared at the ring as it whispered to him, Sauron wanted the ring? He would get it... as long as the dark lord agreed to assist Frodo in his revenge...
Yay! I finally made time to write this chappie up! Mind you, it is currently 3:00 A.M. So I'll pay for this tomorrow... I hope you guys liked this chapter, it was fun to write. :)Thankyou to randomwriter90 for reviewing :D
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* the triangle thingy is called the Triforce, it represents the three goddesses ( Din Nayru, and Farore) their triforce pieces ( Power, Wisdom, Courage) and their chosen ones ( Ganon(dorf), Zelda, and Link) for all you non-Zelda players.
* For all of you who don't know, a Huggle is a combination of a hug and a Cuddle.