Hey Guys! I know it's been a long time, and I feel really bad about that... Hopefully though, the Halloween oneshot I wrote up helped pass the time. :) I hope... I also forgot to mention in the last chapter that I don't own Katniss, Harry Potter, or any T-Swizzle songs... oops, my bad. Anyways, time for my loverly excuses as to why I haven't posted in a little while. Also, as an apology for not posting, I'm going to put two ideas into one chapter. Yay!

A) I was sick with a lung, throat, ear, and sinus infection. Not fun...

B) lack of sleep. I suffer from a mild case of insomnia ( my mom says it's due to my weird teenage hormones... Meh)

lack of inspiration. You know, that evil thing created by Sauron, Ganondorf, and Darth Vader called writers block? ... Cause they're jealous of all the other characters who get sappy romance fanfictions... That I absolutely can't stand... So really there's no reason to be jealous... Stupid villains...

Disclaimer: I don't only anything from LOTR, Star Wars, Legend Of Zelda, or Advil, or Polysporin... Yep I don't own anything... I'm that cool

Anyways, on with the story!

13. Teach Merry and Pippin " I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves

16. Wash Aragorn's hair in a nearby river, nearly drowning him in the process.

Lee awoke with a throbbing headache. " where's my stupid Advil when I need one" she growled to herself, groping around in her jean pocket for one of the magical, green pills, that would ease the pain of her pounding skull. She smiled as she somehow managed to find a water bottle and an Advil in her awesome magical, endless pocket... That she stole from Link. Lee laughed aloud as she pictured the green-capped hero, running around trying to save the world, while trying to carry all of his stuff in his arms. Either that or he would need a lot of bags.

The chestnut-haired girl sighed with relief as her headache slowly disappeared. " Now, time to figure out what happened, and where I am" she said to no-one in particular, before she stood and stretched. Lee winced as she felt a slight pain in her side, and looked down to find a slightly infected wound in her side. She grumbled a little bit more as she dug around in Her ( Link's) pocket, searching for the tube of polysporin that she always carried with her.

Five minuets later, the polysporin was successfully applied to her wound, and Lee had determined that the Piccolo Galadriel had given her, had teleported her to some rocky slope-where she could see the forest way off in the distance- the green leaves on the trees, a dark green haze on the horizon. She stiffened and whipped her head around as she heard soft voices close by. As she crept closer, she could almost make out what they were saying.. just a little bit closer, almost there, avoid those twigs on the ground- " Aw shoot " she muttered under her breath as she stepped on the twigs, the cracking noise causing the two males in front of her to draw their swords and quickly turn around to face her.

Stephanie was not having a good day. No, dear reader, it had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that her sister had been kidnapped by Uruk-Hai, that Merry and Pippin shared the same fate as her sister, that Boromir was dead, or that Lee was missing.

No, it was a bad day because, she realized that, even though she had pre-ordered The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword from Middle-earth, the UPS guys had no way of getting it to her, also, she had discovered that Legolas and Gimli hated her singing.

For example, when Stephanie had been singing "we're off to see the Uruk-Hai" , Legolas had muttered something in Elvish and looked away, while Gimli had winced, covered his ears, and glared at her.

Meanwhile, Aragorn seemed to have decided that today was ' bore-Stephanie-to-death' day and was using as few facial expressions as possible. Not fun.

So dear reader, as you know by now, the girls when bored do strange things, so what had Steph decided to do? Why make fun of everyone's favourite ranger of course!

" Hey! Legolas!"

"What?" Legolas asked warily, looking as if he expected another army of rabid fan-girls to come charging through the woods at any moment.

" why did the chicken cross the road?" Stephanie waited a few moments, before she decided the Elf's silence was a cue to go on. " To get away from Aragorn's stench!" she crowed, before Aragorn pushed back a branch in front of him and let it swing back into Steph's face. " Hey!" she cried " that's not very nice of you!" her only response from Aragorn was the evil eye.

By now, smart, nice people would have shut up and continued running through the forest, but Stephanie was neither smart nor nice, so she continued on.

" Hey Gimli!"

The Dwarf sighed " what?"

" What's smelly, Gondorian, and suffers from multiple personality disorder?"

" Now Lass-" Gimli began, but was cut off by Stephanie " Give up? It's Aragorn!" she cried gleefully before she received another branch in the face.

" Party pooper" she muttered under her breath, while glaring at the ranger. She instantly started devising a plan for somehow getting the ranger to wash his hair as the group began to pick up the pace.

Jessica wasn't surprised when the group of Uruk-Hai came out of the woods with two hobbits on their backs, but was all the same happy to see her two favourite Hobbits, alive. " Hi guys." she cheerfully called over to the two captives " top 'o the mornin' to ya!"

" Are you alright Jess? Did they harm you?" was the normally cheerful Hobbit's reply. Jess leaned down from her perch atop Brock's back to his ear and murmured " can we go over there, just so I can talk to them?" Brock nodded and rumbled something to Dan and Bob " if that is what you wish O lady of the white north" they chorused and ran over to the other Uruks.

Jess smiled at Pippin and Merry as they arrived " these three aren't all that bad, we've actually become great friends in the short time we've been together" she tried to sound as reassuring as possible, but the hobbits still seemed upset. She sighed " it'll work out guys, I promise" she smiled " before I leave, I want to teach you a song that you can use to annoy these guys." Jess giggled as Pippin's eyes lit up, and both Hobbits had tiny smirks as she taught them " I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" before she nodded and her little group took off.

Jessica sighed as they approached Rohan, she really didn't want to leave her new friends, but the Uruk-Hai had insisted that she would be safer if they left her outside if Edoras and continued to Isengard without her. " must we really do this?" she asked her musical trio, feeling herself getting all teary-eyed as they nodded sadly.

" yes" Dan rumbled " but we will be back for you." "I know" she whispered sadly, as she knew that she would never see her friends again. " remember the signal" Brock instructed her Bob helped her down from his back. She nodded before pulling the three creatures into a group hug, bursting into tears, and running the rest of the way to the gate of Edoras.

" What are you doing here" Sam tried his best to look and sound threatening, but being the fat hobbit he was, he failed. Lee stood up and glared at him, and in her most serious voice she replied " I sense a disturbance in the Force." "What?" both hobbits looked so bamboozled, Lee had to laugh.

" never mind, I was just kidding you, or was I? Maybe I wasn't, what if I was a Sith? I could easily choke you. That would be fun, Yessir fun it would be. Now I sound like Yoda, weird." She rambled in an attempt to confuse them more, obviously succeeding.

She stood on a rock " look guys, I'm a sith, I use this energy magic like thingy called the Force! The force allows me to choke people, like this!" She then held out her hand in a very Sith/Jedi like way and shouted " FORCE CHOKE!" and held her hand out in front of Frodo, who seemed to think that she was actually choking him.

Frodo placed his hands over his throat and began whisper-shouting at Sam to make Lee stop. Sam turned to the girl and shouted " Stop it! Can't you see you're killing him?" Lee slowly lowered her hand and smiled menacingly at the two hobbits "very well" might as well go along with Frodo's stupidity, if I can keep this up, who knows what else I could get away with. The hobbits began to walk away, but stopped when they noticed that Lee was following them. " Go." was all Frodo said " no" she replied hotly " want me to choke you again?" Frodo shook his head quickly " you can come" he sighed before the trio set off in the general direction of Mount Doom.

Stephanie pushed Aragorn underwater, scrubbing his hair with floral scented shampoo at the same time while glancing over at the river bank to make sure that Legolas and Gimli hadn't found their belongings and come to their comrade's rescue. You see, they had stopped at a nearby river to get a drink, and when they bent over to scoop up the water, Steph had pushed them in, stolen all of Legolas' and Gimli's weapons, hidden them in the surrounding area, and begun to wash Aragorn's hair for what seemed to be the first time in his whole eighty-even years.

She snickered as Aragron managed to get out of her grip, and swim to the surface, gasping for air. " Why did you do that! You could have killed me!" she shouted at Stephanie, dragging her over to the riverbank. " Hey" she snapped " cool it bro, I just washed you hair, no biggie." Aragorn just glared at her and stormed off to find his elven and dwarf friends.

Merry and Pippin were in a bad situation. They were currently surrounded by fifty or so hungry Uruk-hai, Goblins, and Orcs. Not a good place for two hobbits. So they did the only thing the remembered.

" I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES,

EVERYBODY'S NERVES,

EVERYBODY'S NERVES!

I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES,

AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES ( bom bom bom)"

The duo repeated this oh so annoying song so many times, that when the Rohirrim arrived, the Uruks, Orcs, and Goblins all exploded. Some of the bodies landed on two of the riders, killing them, and leaving two awesome looking horses available. In all the chaos, nobody noticed the two hobbits run into Fangorn Forest- the one forest where you can find giant, walking, talking, trees! Who apparently are having issues finding other giant, walking, talking trees- with the lone Goblin survivor right behind them.

Ta-Da! How did you guys like it? Again, I'm really sorry for not updating sooner. :/ Anyways, Review! Why? Because they make me happy. :) I'm always open to new ideas, for either the list, just the story in general, or if you really wan to, your oc to assist with the tormenting! :)

If you review, Tell me what your favorite subject in school is. Or if you don't want to do that, tell me, who you like best:Lee,Jessica,or Stephanie?

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Happy reading.

~ Foundations of Stone