Yay, I'm back! :P Sorry if I mess up any of the lines, I haven't seen or read LOTR in a very long time. Sorry if there are any mistakes, I typed this up on my phone.
Skyward Sword is AMAZING! * cue fangirl squeal* Skyward Sword will be taking up most of my time. Due to it's awesomeness. XD
Blarg, I have a sore throat... Stupid immune system, it really needs to do it's job every once in awhile.
Enjoy!
Disclaimer: really guys? Is this really necessary?
Tell Sam that you accidentally dropped the Ring in the soup that he just ate.
Give Frodo lots of sugar/ caffeine, and have him sing " We All Live In The Yellow Submarine."
" And what does the king say?"
Jessica watched as Hama walked outside onto a platform like thing, and addressed the people, saying "By order of the king, the city must empty. We make for the refuge of Helm's Deep. Do not burden yourself with treasures. Take only what provisions you need."
Jessica turned and ran towards the room that she and her sister shared. Stephanie would be relived to hear that they were leaving Edoras, and heading to Helms Deep.
When Jessica entered the room, the first thing she noticed was Stephanie curled up in the bed, with a pile of empty boxes of allergy medication and another small pile of inhalers beside her.
When Stephanie raised her head to see who had come in, Jessica nearly fell over from shock. Steph looked terrible! Her eyes were completely bloodshot and swollen, she had hives all over her skin, and Jess could practically hear her older sister wheezing from across the room.
" Are we- ACHOO- leaving yet?" Stephanie asked, hope filling her puffy eyes. " Yeppers, so let's head outside!" Jessica ordered, as she began to lead the way to Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, and Gandalf, occasionally looking back to make sure the allergy sufferer was following her.
"No." Stephanie glared at the horse Aragorn had suggested she share with Jessica. " I am so-ACHOO- sick of riding horses." " no pun intended" she added before getting off the stone she had been sitting on. " I will be walking to Helms Deep." Stephanie announced before marching off to join the giant train of people beginning to head out.
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" I don't trust him" Lee muttered to Sam as they walked slightly behind Frodo and Gollum. The chubby hobbit seemed to think that she was referring to Gollum for some random reason. Why shouldn't Lee trust Gollum? Frodo was the untrustworthy one. After all, the scrawny former hobbit would be held accountable by the One Ring. Frodo, however, was a butt trumpet. He, as we all know, would end up treating Sam like garbage...
Soon the four of them were seated around a slowly dying fire, eating some soup. " mmmmm" Lee grinned in an almost cat-like manner as she turned to Sam. " This soup is really good, the ring was a nice touch. It adds just the right amount of crunch to it."
" What?" Frodo cried, immediately reaching for the chain around his neck, while Sam just began to stutter. " I didn't put it in Mr. Frodo, honest! I swear!"
Finally, Lee couldn't contain herself anymore. She began to laugh. Not any kind of laugh, I mean rolling on the ground until she could barely breathe, kind of laugh. " Y-you should have seen the looks on your faces" she managed to gasp through her giggles, ignoring the looks she was receiving from her ' companions'.
" Why you little Stinker, we ought to leave you right here, and let the wolves deal with you." Sam growled to clenched teeth, reaching for his sword. Lee immediately jumped up, holding her hands out in front of her " now now Master Gamgee, don't be hasty, we wouldn't want to make any bad decisions, would we now."
This seemed to calm him down. The gardener glanced over to Frodo, then back to Lee " no more funny business " he narrowed his eyes as he muttered this, and went back to staring at the fire... Or, at least what was left of it
~*0*~
Stephanie sighed in relief as she saw the fortress of Helms Deep appear on the horizon. She knew, like any other Lord Of The Rings fan, that the battle with the wargs was coming up. " I hope I get a good view of one" Steph sighed to herself " I've never seen a warg before."
" And you better hope it stays that way lass" commented a man who had apparently overheard Stephanie talking to herself. He shook his head " wargs are not creatures you ever want to meet." She sighed as she then walked away to see her sister.
Jessica's joy at seeing her sister almost back to normal was short lived. Hearing the voice that alarmed the people to the presence of wargs, sent a shiver down her spine. Judging from the screams of the women and children, wargs were not the kind of creature you would sit down and share a cup of tea with. Jessica never functioned very well when she was in panic mode, so she did the first thing that came to mind. She grabbed her protesting older sister, hauled her onto the horse, and rode for her life.
If Stephanie had hated riding horses before, she really despised it now. Riding as fast as you could, on a bumpy terrain, while the person steering had zero experience, was anything but fun. Not to mention that they were weaving through women, children, elders, and people carrying the sick, trying not to crush anybody. " I can't wait until we get to Helms deep, and we can hang out in the- ACHOO- caves... Away from horses or animals of any kind." Steph grumbled to her younger sibling while clinging onto the horse for dear life. The fifteen year old scowled as the sisters came to a particularly bumpy area " did I mention how much I hate riding horses in panic mode?" Jess rolled her eyes " only about fifty times since Fangorn." " Really?" Stephanie sounded surprised " I was so sure it was more than that". Jessica groaned and face palmed.
~*0*~
" Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen!" Lee shouted as she ran right behind Frodo. The depressing hobbit turned to her " what is it" he sighed. The girl smirked as she pulled out a cup of coffee, five packets of sugar, and a can of energy drink. " Here" she smiled at Frodo " these will give you tons of energy." Frodo narrowed his eyes " I do not believe you."
Lee sighed " want me to prove it to you?" When the hobbit nodded, she began to chug the coffee and sing:
" THE WONDERFUL THING ABOUT COFFEE,
IS COFFEE'S A WONDERFUL THING!
THE BOTTOM LEAVES LOTS OF SUGAR,
THE TOP LEAVES FUNNY, BROWN RINGS!
IT'S BOUNCY TROUNCY, BOUNCY TROUNCY,
FUN, FUN, FUN, FUN, FUN!
THE WONDERFUL THING ABOUT COFFEE IS,
THIS IS ME AFTER ONE!"
Lee then began to shake and twitch uncontrollably, while holding the coffee out to Frodo. "See? It works!" she exclaimed, still a bit hyper from the coffee. Frodo then began to reach for the coffee " wait!" Lee cried, pulling it back. " You must do one thing for me" she pulled out her ipod " you must sing this song." She then showed the song to Frodo, who agreed, only if he got the sugar and energy drink as well.
The next few hours were spent listening to Frodo sing " We all live in the yellow submarine"... Over, and over and over again. Lee was pretty sure Sam looked like he wanted to hit something with is frying pan.
~*0*~
" Helm's Deep!"
" We're saved!" These were some of the cries of joy that the girls heard as the travellers drew closer to the mountain stronghold. Jessica was excited to see someplace new, while Stephanie was just glad she could stop riding soon.
As they entered Helms Deep, Stephanie could not help but admire Eowyn's organizational and leadership skills. She seemed to know the exact place for everything, and went about it in a very confident manner.
By nightfall, Aragorn had returned, and all of the solders were in the positions. The elves had also arrived, but unfortunately the girls were in the caves by then.
Stephanie began to pace back and forth " Argggg I need something to do!" she exclaimed, her irritated tone causing some of the younger children to cry, and their mothers to give Stephanie death glares. Jess began to search around inside her memory for way to entertain her older sister. Then it hit her. No, really it literally hit her. Stephanie was making words out of chocolate and throwing them everywhere and the word 'it' hit her right in the face.
This was going to be a long night.
I'm sorry this is so short, but It's the best I can do right now... Thanks to Elven Ninja for reviewing. :D Anyways, if you guys review tell me, should the (rabid) fangirls come back for another shot at dearest Blondie? MUAHAHAHAHA * cackles evily until dragged off by said rabid fangirls*
Review, review, review! :)
~ Foundations of Stone
P.S. If anyone can guess where " HEY! LISTEN!" came from, they get a bowl of Sam's infamous potato soup XD