I do not own "Hart of Dixie". I do own a wrist brace that I am currently using (stupid old wound).


Scenes from 1x06 (The Undead and The Unsaid)


"You are a certified crazy person, you know that? And historically, I found that hot, but in your case, I think I'm cure." Wade snapped at Zoe before walking away."Unbelievable!" That girl was driving him nuts. First she blew out his power, then acted like she wanted him to stay with her only to change her mind about 30 seconds later. And he didn't have to put up with that.

Wade was about two steps away when he heard Zoe scream. Shit! Wade thought and rushed back into the house. He saw Zoe standing pretty much where he had left her, only she was staring at the window. "What, what is it?" he asked frantically.

Zoe pointed at the window. "Leon Mercy."

Wade gave her a disbelieving look. "Leon Mercy?"

"Yeah, look."

"Leon Mercy, huh." Wade said as he went to the window and looked outside. "Oh yeah, yeah, there's like ten Leon Mercys out here. Ok, no ghosts," He turned around and shinned the flashlight into Zoe's eyes, "No Leon Mercy, nothing. Thank you, goodnight." He started towards the front door for a second time that night.

"Wait, I'm sorry!" Zoe said, slightly panicky. Wade stopped and turned around. Zoe continued. "Maybe I'm nuts." She did the universal sign for crazy. "Will you just stay till morning?"

Wade gave her another look of disbelief before he gave in. "Alright." He started for the bed, but Zoe stopped him.

"No, wait!" Wade looked at her. "Not there, couch. Geez." She said as if it was the obvious thing.

Wade made a disgruntle sound. "Goodnight." And for a third time, headed for the door.

"Wait!" Once again Zoe called out and once again, Wade paused and turned around. She didn't say anything, just looked at him with her big brown eyes, begging for him to stay with her. Wade didn't say anything, but headed towards the couch.

"Blanket." He said as he sat down onto the couch. Zoe motioned to one that was behind him. He grabbed it and spread it out over himself. He didn't know what made him compelled to stay and protect Zoe (even if it was from her imagination) but one thing he was sure of- she did not cure him from being attracted to crazy people. If anything, he found her even hotter than before.


"My services haven't even been used, Doc! Your loss!" Wade called out to Zoe as she retreated into her place. With a slight smirk, Wade started to make his way towards his house. Since he had been up all night, between Zoe's babbling about a crazy theory and Rose showing up with Magnolia (who had alcohol poisoning), taking a long nap in his bed seemed really appealing.

That plan went down the drain when he heard Zoe screamed. Again. And once again, Wade found himself coming to her rescue. "What? What is it this time?" He snapped as he stormed into her house. He turned to see where she was looking at and saw a well dressed woman at the foot of Zoe's bed.

"You see her too, right?" Zoe asked. She then sighed and walked towards the woman. "Mom, what are you doing?"

"I hope I'm not interrupting something." The woman said. Wade got a slightly evil idea, a nice way to get back at Zoe for keeping him up all night.

"What? No!" Zoe exclaimed as Wade walked past her and shook her mother's hand.

"Well, howdy ma'am! I'm Wade." He gave her one of his most charming grins. "Must say, I didn't expect to meet Zoe's mother so soon in our relationship."

"Oh my God, gross!" Zoe said from behind him. "Shut up, go fix the fuse box."

"It's a rollercoaster ride," Wade said and then stole a glance at Zoe. "But I don't want it to stop." He took a step back. "Hey, anyway, good to meet you! Bye." He pressed a quick kiss on Zoe's head and headed out the front door, chuckling to himself. He knew he would pay for that, but it was completely worth it.


As Wade wandered around the woods looking for Zoe, he picked up a stick. Once again, Zoe had derailed his plans of sleep when she stole the keys to Lavon's other car and drove off looking for a dead man who she claims is still alive. Since Lavon HAD to go to church, he asked Wade to go look for Zoe to make sure she didn't hurt herself (and his car). Wade knew if he waited long enough, he would hear Zoe, since she did not know how to move around quietly in the woods.

He was right. A few minutes he heard her calling out Leon's name, followed by a crashing sound and slight screeching. Wade turned around the corner to see Zoe trapped in a snare.

"What are you doing here!" she asked.

"Well," Wade stared to walk down towards her, "Lavon said you stole his car, asked me to come out here and find you, knowing full well you'd get lost out here and die."

"Well, you both can laugh later, can you just-" Zoe started to say, but Wade cut her off with a shush. "Did you just shush me? Don't shush me!" Wade cut her off again. He heard what sounded like footsteps. Zoe's eyes focused on behind him, so that's where he looked. And to his amazement, stood Leon Mercy. Turns out Zoe had been right. Who'd have thunk it.


Another chapter done (yay). I know there is one more scene that was a good one, but I plan on using that one for "Moon River and Generic Beer". Hopefully I'll get that done either tonight or tomorrow.