Chris: "Last time on Total Drama Island… The eleven surviving campers were put through Master Chief Hatchet's brutal boot camp. Duncan was the first to be sent to the brig by Major Harshines for disorderly conduct. Shocker. But what was a surprise was when by-the-book Courtney smuggled food to P.O.W. Duncan. The two proceeded to pull a B&E to steal some PB&J and ended up K-I-S-S-I-N-G. Hoo. Leshawna won her stripes for the Gophers and the Bass smelt something fishy when Courtney was suddenly voted off. Confession cams revealed that it was Harold who tampered with the votes to get back at Duncan for torturing him. That seems a bit unfair, I mean, hello? He's a bully. That's what they do. Birds gotta fly, fishes gotta swim, dude. Let a playa play. This week the campers are pushed to be extreme. Who will crack under the pressure? Find out right now on Total! Drama! Island!"

(Theme song plays.)

(The episode begins in the morning in Wawanakwa, where the campers were sleeping quietly in their cabins, while a Bear some marshmallows, until everyone woke up by a sound of a propeller, it was Chris in a pilot's suit flying a plane, the campers came out of the cabins and looked at the plane near them.)

Chris: (flying) "Coming in!"

Geoff: "Everybody down!" (The campers ducked and the plane flew over them and collided with a cabin, leaving the bear in sight, then Chris landed the plane)

Chris: "I can't wait to get my pilot's license! (To campers) "Flex your muscles for the (uses megaphone) ...Extreme Sport challenge!"

Gwen: (groans) "It's too early for this."

Chris: "You will participate in 3 challenges today, first, EXTREME sofa-bed skydiving! You will fall out of a plane on a sofa-bed like these" (Chef on the plane jumps onto the sofa-bed but hits him loudly and screams in pain.) "Of course, you will fall in the 1000 feet, using these" (Throws some parachutes to the ground and takes out a piece of paper) "Our lucky ones are Trent and DJ."

Trent: "Well, you know what they say on Black Home Mountain, 'you better look at the sky when you go to hell,' let's do it."

DJ: (nervous) "Um, yeah, let's do it!"

Chris: "Not so fast, because the next challenge of the day is EXTREME Moose Rodeo!" (A moose is seen in a barnyard) "Contestants will either ride the brave Canadian moose for 8 seconds, or fall into this pile of lost and found socks."

LeShawna: "That pile of socks is just laundry day."

Chris: "It's your lucky day, LeShawna, you'll ride for the Gophers, Geoff, you'll ride for the Bass."

Owen: (approaching the moose) "This moose doesn't seem very brave, hello beauty!" (the moose swats him with his paw.)

Chris: "And the final challenge, EXTREME water skiing!" (A mud lake with several flags is shown) "A player must slide down the field and collect as many flags as possible, while another player from the opposing team drives the jet ski!"

Heather: "Excuse me, how are we going skiing without water?"

Chris: "It's really hard, check this out" (Chef on a jet ski skis across the field but trips and hits a tree, Chris laughs) "Amazing! Harold, you'll be skiing for the Basses."

Harold: "Yes!"

Chris: "Lindsay, you will ski for the Gophers!"

Lindsay: "Yes, I can model my new bikini!"

Chris: "Now, as motivation, the team with the most points at the end wins immunity, avoids elimination, and will also win a great shower-mobile." (a trailer is revealed with a bathroom included, all clean)

Heather: (excited) "Could it be?"

Chris: "Yes, it is."

Owen: (eating marshmallows) "A shower? Why not something nice?"

Heather: "Listen to me, you gluttonous marshmallow eater, we're going to win that shower if it's the last thing we do! Got it?!" (Owen chokes on the marshmallow, a frightened Heather runs away, until Harold punches Owen and ejects the marshmallow, which hits Heather.)

Chris: (getting on the plane) "Okay gang, take a break and report back here in 20 minutes for the EXTREME challenge!" (Chris flies the plane, leaving dust for everyone to cough up)

(Then we cut to the campers leaving the Mess Hall, inside the Mess Hall, Gwen and Bridgette watching Owen finish the rest of the meal, swallowing a letter and burping Chef.)

Owen: "Good food, dude!" (It goes)

Chef: (Takes the letter and reads it) "'To the girl with the sexy eyes.'" (Throws the letter on the table and Bridgette takes it and reads it with Gwen)

Gwen: "Look, a corny haiku poem."

Bridgette: "Wow, it seems that someone is very much in love, maybe it's for you!"

Gwen: "Really?" (Takes face) "I was going to say it was going to be for you!"

Bridgette: "Surely it must be from Trent, you and him make a good couple."

Gwen: "But Geoff likes you, do you remember the time on the pier when he greeted you?"

FLASHBACK:

(Shown on the pier, where Geoff on a water ski was waving at Bridgette along with Gwen, sitting on lawn chairs, until Trent on a jet ski hit the pier and knocked Geoff into the water, taking him away when he came rushing over.)

END OF FLASHBACK:

(Both girls laugh)

Gwen: "Although I doubt Geoff can pronounce 'haiku', and write one."

Bridgette: (glares at her) "What does that mean?"

Gwen: "Nothing, he just doesn't look like the college guy."

Bridgette: "So?" (takes the letter from him) "then Trent don't read in his spare time"

Gwen: (taking the letter from him) "Well, at least Trent is happier than Geoff Haikuoso."

Bridgette: "Haikuoso? At least Geoff isn't a fake." (takes the letter from him) "Maybe Trent doesn't even write his songs!" (they both fight over the letter and end up ripping it in two)

Gwen: "You know what, SurferBitch, I'll prove that Trent wrote this for me, and you Geoff, are you in on this?"

Bridgette: "Of course, Gothic-Bitch, I do!" (Both glare at each other before she leaves)

(Then we cut to the teams in the open field with the couches and Chris on the plane.)

Chris: "Now remember, ground crews can move the couches so their member lands softly on it."

Heather: (drawing on the grass) "Hey Trent, I hope your trying to impress the goth girl doesn't end with your life." (Points to a chalk figure of her body on the ground)

Gwen: "Um, aren't you thinking that Trent is doing this as some kind of artistic expression like haiku?" (Everyone looks at her strangely) "Oh maybe not..."

CONFESSIONAL:

Gwen: "Yeah, it wasn't my best method of investigation."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Now in the sky, the plane flies over the island, with DJ and Trent inside, who opened the plane door in fear.)

Chris: (holding up some papers) "Guys, I need you to sign this."

DJ: "But we already signed an insurance template at the beginning of the program!"

Chris: "Yeah, but this is an organ donation signing, I have an idea for a cannibal challenge that I want to give to the producers, and this will ease the budget on free props."

DJ: "Um, no thanks."

Chris: "Whatever, here comes the fall guys"

Trent: "I don't see the landing zone!"

(Then we cut to land, on the beach, where the Gopher girls were struggling to push the couch.)

LeShawna: "Why is this thing so heavy?"

(The girls looked up and noticed Owen sleeping sucking his thumb, lying on the sofa bed, and then they started to push him.)

Heather: "Move over, keg of butter!"

Gwen: "It's useless, any other plans?"

(We cut to moments later, where Heather was painting something on Owen, a red X on his butt.)

Gwen: "Well, at least it's going to be a soft landing."

(Back on the plane, DJ and Trent were ready to jump.)

Trent: "I don't think I can do this!"

DJ: "Don't worry, dude, I know you can!" (Accidentally pushes him and Trent plummets, screaming, onto the sand in front of his team)

Gwen: "Trent?" (Everyone looks at Trent buried in the sand, groaning in pain)

(Back on the plane...)

DJ: "Okay, DJ, you can do this, first the blue string, then the red string" (jumps up and grabs the two strings) "Blue, red!" (realizes the strings are loose) "OH *bleep*!" (screams while waving his arms)

(Meanwhile, the Basses pushed the sofa in the sand.)

Bridgette: (to Geoff) "You know what's romantic?"

Geoff: "Write someone's name in the snow with your pee?"

Bridgette: "Uh, actually I was thinking more of the written word."

Geoff: "Oh, tattoos! I have one on my butt, do you want to see it?"

Bridgette: (blushing) "Umm, no thanks."

(Everyone hears DJ's scream in the sky, who manages to activate his parachute, the Basses push the sofa close to him and he lands on the sofa bed, the Basses cheer.)

DJ: "Am I alive? I'M ALIVE!-" (suddenly gets on the couch and his team is shocked, but then they walk away whistling innocently)

Chris: (on plane using megaphone) "DJ lands safely, Bass wins, it's 1-0!"

(Chef approaches Trent, in a cast on a gurney near the Gophers)

Heather: "Well done, Trent."

Gwen: "Hey, Trent, do you want something to say to me before they send you to... get boned?"

Trent: "Yeah, am I disheveled?"

Gwen: "Um, no."

Trent: "Thank heavens" (They take him away, as Gwen sighs but Bridgette comforts her)

(Then we cut to the campers and Chris in the field)

Chris: (using a megaphone) "Okay, ticks, it's time for the moose rodeo!"

Geoff: (approaching the corral with Bridgette and Gwen) "Rodeo is like surfing, once you get it balanced, you just go with the flow."

Bridgette: "Yes, you flow, like the old Japanese art, haiku."

Geoff: "What is a haiku?" (climbs the moose as Bridgette sighs) "Hey, Bridge! Do you want to see my tattoo?" (Pulls down his pants exposing his butt)

Bridgette: (face flushed) "Oh well, it's not haiku after all."

(The moose glares at Geoff angrily, as Chef nervously opens the door and the moose runs up and throws Geoff out.)

Chris: (holding up a stopwatch) "And Geoff is...(Geoff falls into the pile of socks and comes out with some in his mouth) out?"

(The screen suddenly pauses.)

Chris: (voiceover) "Ok, let's do a flashback on that scene, just to check." (video flashes back to Chris smiling as Geoff falls in slow motion.) "I mean, really?! We can't get a budget for clothes and makeup?! It looks like I'm getting up! Gosh!"

(The scene returns to the present.)

Chris: (on megaphone) "Okay, LeShawna, let's jet!" (LeShawna flexes her fingers ready.)

(Commercial Break.)

(We go back, with a bird singing until a squirrel slaps it and makes it fall.)

(Then we see LeShawna inside the pen riding the moose, with Chef at the door.)

LeShawna: "I hope they have moose burger sauce" (pets moose) "just kidding, buddy, you don't want to freak out!" (moose freaks out and fire comes out of his nostrils)

Chef: "Holy Mother of-" (the moose comes out and crushes Chef in the process, as he tries to throw LeShawna but she holds on tight.)

(Meanwhile, Bridgette and Gwen were arguing with their arms crossed.)

Bridgette: "So what? Your boyfriend is a metrosexual with a broken hip!"

Gwen: "And your boyfriend is a crazy party animal retarded!" (They both glare at each other as LeShawna rides in the background) "Well, okay, Trent and Geoff didn't make that card!"

Bridgette: "Well, we both knew it wasn't for us all this time." (both smile and hug) "Well, they didn't write that letter, but we'll find out who it was, deal?"

Gwen: (shakes hands) "Deal."

(Meanwhile, the bear from the beginning put a tablecloth around his neck and prepared to eat the marshmallows until the moose crushed them all, leaving the brown bear sad.)

(Then we cut to the ski field, where Chris approaches the others on his ATV.)

Chris: (using a megaphone) "It's a tie! The next challenge determines the winner! It will be Lindsay vs. Harold!"

Lindsay: (Off camera) "I'm ready!" (She is shown in a green bikini and pink sunglasses.)

Heather: "We're doomed." (Pulls out keys.) "Unless I drive the jet ski!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Harold: "We were one on one, everything depended on me, if I succeeded, it could be considered something great, no more bullies, no more teasing..." (Pulls out a plunger) "And no more plunger in the face, this Maybe I'll be Harold, the coolester." (Puts on sunglasses.)

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Bridgette and Gwen were arguing outside the confessiona.l)

Bridgette: "The only ones we have are Owen, Duncan, DJ and Harold, Courtney liked Duncan, and she was eliminated, and Harold didn't, why..." (Harold exits the confessional.)

Harold: "Girls?" (It falls to the floor.)

Gwen: "Yes, you're right, I'll take care of Owen, you take care of DJ." (both fist bump before leaving)

(Then we cut to Harold in his bathing suit on the skis while Heather was on the jet-ski)

Heather: (mocking Harold) "You're so out of the league, it's a shame."

Chris: (riding his ATV) "Okay, these are the rules, oh wait, there are no rules" (laughs) "This is going to be awesome!"

(Cut to Bridgette approaching DJ)

Bridgette: (looking at DJ) "So...have you read a poem lately?"

DJ: (looking at Bridgette) "And... have you asked an arbitrary and out of place question lately?" (Bridgette sighs and Gwen also from afar)

(We return to Harold and Heather)

Chris: "AND...GO!"

(Heather kicks the jet-ski off hard causing Harold to drag his face in the mud as he skis, they go up a ramp and Harold grabs a green flag.)

Chris: (over PA) "First flag for the Bass!"

(The Basses cheer as Heather is shocked)

Heather: "NO!"

(Heather tries to stop him, but Harold grabs four more green flags)

Chris: (over PA) "Five flags go to the Bass!"

Heather: "WHAT?! That's impossible!"

Chris: (driving with them on her ATV) "Heather must cross the finish line or she'll be disqualified, but when she does, she'll give the Killer Bass the win!"

(Heather looks at the finish line and at Harold with the flags)

CONFESSIONAL:

Heather: "I couldn't let that dumb nerd win, so I decided to loosen up a bit."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Heather leans back and pulls a knife out of her pocket)

Heather: "Your journey ends here, nerd!"

Harold: (concerned) "Uh-oh..."

(Heather leaned over to cut the rope, until a tree branch grabbed her short shirt and ripped it off, exposing her censored D cup boobs, she looked at them and covered them and screamed, while Harold was shocked to see her and collided with a rock, just like Heather who flew and fell on the same bear from before, who started growling at her.)

Chris: "I don't know what Heather did to get Harold loose, but I'll admit that was great."

Harold: (Dazed and gawking) "Boobies..." (His team gave him disappointed looks.)

(Cuts to Owen eating marshmallows as Gwen approaches him.)

Gwen: "So if we win, do you plan to share a shower with someone?"

Owen: "Who needs a shower? We're not in the interference" (burps on Gwen's face)

Gwen: (disgusted) "Eww, forget I asked you!"

(We cut to Lindsay on the skis and Duncan on the jet ski)

Chris: "Ready? And...Go! Roll like it's sweep week!"

(Duncan starts the jet ski, but Lindsay holds on, they go over a ramp and she lands on her feet, clutching a red flag.)

Chris: (over PA) "First flag for the Gophers!" (gophers cheer)

(Duncan tries to get Lindsay to let go, but she won't let go and grabs several red flags)

Chris: (over PA) "Two, three, four, Lindsay grabs the fifth flag and is ready to cross the finish line, Duncan has to cross and he'll lose!"

Duncan: "Say's you!" (He misses and hits a rock, which sends him flying into a tree, and Lindsay slides across the finish line and lands face-first in the mud.)

Chris: "Lindsay crossed the finish line, the Gophers won!" (The Gophers cheer, as does Lindsay getting up from the mud)

Lindsay: (looking at Duncan) "Sorry Duncan, I really need that shower right now!"

Duncan: (on the tree, full of leaves and branches) "Whatever."

LeShawna: (lifting Lindsay out of the mud and hugging her) "Honey, give me some sugar!"

Geoff: "I really need that shower.." (DJ sniffs it and groans in disgust)

DJ: "You're right, my stinky friend."

CONFESSIONAL:

Geoff: "I landed in a pile of dirty socks, big deal, I can't stink that bad, can I?" (The flies around him fall off)

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Chris: (looking at camera) "The Basses failed miserably today, and will decide who to throw overboard, while the Gophers take some much needed showers."

(LeShawna and Lindsay walk out of the trailer, towels on their bodies and hair, as a marshmallow-covered Owen and a giddy Trent watch)

Owen: (chuckling) "Gosh, what's wrong with girls in showers?"

(Gwen and Bridgette are shown sitting at a table outside, looking at the letter)

Gwen: "Alright, we rule out Owen and DJ"

Bridgette: "I know, we don't know who it could be"

LeShawna: "Can't be who?" (takes the letter)

Chris: "Another letter from your secret admirer, LeShawna?"

Gwen/Bridgette: "LeShawna is the inspiration?!"

LeShawna: "Do you know other someone with a round butt like an apple?" (It goes)

Gwen: "But...who wrote it?"

(We then cut outside the cabins, with Duncan & Bridgette arguing.)

Duncan: "Alright, Bridgette. What did I do wrong that caused you to vote for me last night?! Even if Courtney got booted for no reason?!"

Bridgette: "It's just that you were rude to Harold, pranked him a lot, and even sabotaged his bed & Tyler's sandwiches!"

Duncan: "Well, I just wanted to have a 'little fun'."

Bridgette: "I don't care! Just do your *bleep* anytime. But NOT like that to Harold! Especially when he made us lose by getting distracted!"

Duncan: (Sighs angrily.) "Fine.."

(Bridgette angrily walks off as Duncan rolls his eyes in annoyance.)

(We now cut to the elimination ceremony, with the remaining Bass' & Chris. With Duncan & Bridgette glaring at each other.)

Chris: (With a plate of marshmallows.) "As you know, if you do not receive a marshmallow, you will be forced to walk the Dock of Shame, and you will never EVER return to camp. Bridgette and DJ, you are safe." (Bridgette gasps in shock as she & DJ walk to get their marshmallows, then Chris walks to the other direction & gets his microphone.) Geoff! You're safe, too!" (Camera pans to Geoff in a tree with a skunk, still smelling really bad from the skunk. As Chris throws the marshmallow to Geoff.)

Geoff: (Catches the marshmallow.) "Muchos luchos, compadre!"

Chris: "Okay, that leaves Harold, who bailed big for reasons unknown."

CONFESSIONAL:

Harold: "Boobies."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Chris: "And Duncan who bailed even bigger because Lindsay left his circling the drain in a shameless–"

Duncan: (Angrily grabs Chris by the shirt through gritted teeth.) "The chick was determined!"

Chris: "Which is why you're safe. (Gives Duncan his marshmallow.) Harold, sorry dude. You're done like dinner."

Harold: (Sighs sadly, high fives Duncan, Bridgette DJ. & walks off.) "Well, it's been fun, guys."

(We then cut to Harold walking to the Boat of Losers, but looks at the viewers.)

Harold: "Farewell Total Drama Island! I loved, I lost, and I saw boobys! What more could a man ask for?"

(We then see the other contestants looking at him.)

Gwen: "You loved?"

Leshawna: "You're a man?"

Bridgette: "You saw boobies?"

Harold: (Throws his bag in the boat.) "Leshawna, I meant every word of that poem!"

Leshawna: "Poem? That was you?"

Bridgette: "No. Way."

(We then see Leshawna & Harold running to each other in slow motion, until Leshawna lovingly picks him up.)

Leshawna: "Baby, you some kind of freaky!"

Harold: (Straining) "Give daddy some sugar."

(The girls gasp in surprise as Harold & Leshawna kiss on the lips together, as Chef drags Harold away to the Boat of Losers, Harold & Leshawna wave goodbye to each other as it sails away.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Chef: "Leshawna and Harold? I was as shocked as you. But you didn't read the letters. (Chuckles) Ooh, spicy.."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Everyone watches Harold leave on the Boat of Losers, Gwen & Leshawna high five, as Geoff got concerned.)

Geoff: "Wait a sec. So, Harold saw your boobies?"

Owen: "Can we see?"

Leshawna: "Hell no!" (Realizes something.) Wait a minute. Who's boobs did you see?!" (Realizes Heather's coming out of the shower, as she glares at her, Heather sighs peacefully as she gets out of the shower, but..)

Leshawna: (Walks to Heather angrily.) "Uh-uh. Uh-uh-uh-uh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Oh, see now, you messed with the wrong sister!"

Heather: "Oh please. It was a total fluke. You think I'd actually show that dweeb my boobs on purpose?" (Realizes Leshawna is walking angrily close to her, as she backs up in fear, then runs away as Leshawna chases her, screaming.)

Leshawna: "Get back here!"

(The camera then pans to Bridgette & Gwen.)

Gwen: "Well, that's settled. Night."

Bridgette: "Night."

(The two walk back to their cabins as the episode ends.)

(End credits.)

Sorry Harold fans.. This still will remain unchanged..

Stay tuned for episode 14!

Votes:

Harold - Bridgette, DJ, Duncan, Geoff.

Duncan - Harold