Chris: "Last time on Total Drama Island… A note from a secret admirer got Gwen and Bridgette up in each other's business. DJ accidentally knocked his boy Trent off the airplane, sending him deep into the Earth's crust. Leshawna showed everybody how to hang on for dear life on the moose ride. Harold showed himself to be an ace flag-catcher, until he caught sight of Heather's… unmentionables, causing him to crash his way right off the island, but not without a little canoodling time with the fair Leshawna. And now, let's see what's in store for our campers on this week's episode of Total. Drama. Island!"

(Theme song plays.)

(The episode begins with the campers entering the Mess Hall, where Chris and Chef were standing at the entrance.)

Trent: "What? No breakfast?"

Chris: "Oh, don't worry, dude, we'll have to eat soon." (he and Chef chuckle.)

LeShawna: "What are you clowns laughing at?"

(Chris and Chef laugh again, as everyone sits down at the tables.)

Chris: "Congratulations to the remaining 10 campers for making it to the middle of the competition! Then at the end, all of you will be judged in the finale."

Geoff: "We're rocking!"

Chris: "Both teams will be formed into one next week, but first, the girls will move into the Gophers' cabin, and the boys will move into the Bass's cabin, the challenge is as old as the world, the battle of the sexes!" (The boys and girls look at each other, with Duncan looking at Lindsay, as she blows him a raspberry.) "After you regroup, you can...have something to eat" (he and Chef chuckle quietly.) "This week, no one will be eliminated. (everyone cheers at this) "Everything will be rewarded, and it will be very good, very good, time to relocate." (everyone exits Mess Hall as Chris and Chef laugh again.)

(Then we cut to the campers walking to the cabins, as Heather approaches Bridgette.)

Heather: "Hi, your hair looks amazing today, so natural!"

Bridgette: "Thank you!"

Heather: "Since you take care of it, you have to share the secret."

Gwen: (to Bridgette and pointing at Heather) "Watch out for this one, she's causing trouble!" (They both start to glare at each other, as Bridgette keeps walking.)

(Then we cut to Bridgette at the girls' cabin, grabbing her luggage and about to leave until Geoff suddenly walks in.)

Geoff: "Wow, it's amazing that it will happen so fast, you and me together on the same team, which is great"

Bridgette: "Yeah, it was good that we got to know each other so deeply-"

Chris: (walking in and taking Bridgette's hand.) "You've got a great day ahead!" (He takes her outside.)

Geoff: (sighs) "I'll miss her-" (gets hit by Trent with his guitar as he walks in.)

Trent: "Where do I put this, dude?" (Realizes what he did.) "Oh, I'm sorry."

(Cut to Bridgette walking to the gophers' cabin.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Bridgette: "I was about to be the only new girl in the cabin, then I imagined that nothing bad would happen, I don't believe that boys can get along and girls fight like cats!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Bridgette walks into the cabin and watches a fight between LeShawna and Heather.)

LeShawna: "Nobody's leaving here until I find out who ate my puddings!"

Heather: "I ate them, so what?"

LeShawna: "No one eats my food!"

Heather: "Anyway, that's what you get for leaving your trash all over the place, like that!" (points to a bra.) "That bugs me!"

LeShawna: "Yeah, it bothers me too! How can I shake myself in front and back?!"

Heather: "Your jeans should be labeled with a trash compactor!"

LeShawna: "Oh, you'll see, little-!" (All the girls notice Bridgette.)

Heather: "Bridgette, nice to see you, stop by, welcome to our cabin, we're like one big family here!"

Gwen: "Big dysfunctional family"

Lindsay: "Welcome to the club, you'll have a good time as long as you do whatever Heather says" (Heather angrily steps on her foot.) "Ow!"

Heather: "Yeah we love to joke around here at the cabin come on I made sure your bed was right next to mine"

Lindsay: "Hey, but that's my bunk!" (Heather kicks her again.) "Ow!"

Heather: "Here, you'll have a great time"

Bridgette: "Woah, thank you very much, Heather!"

Heather: "You're welcome."

Lindsay: "Great, we sure are doing better than the guys!"

(Meanwhile in the other cabin, the boys had a good time, they drank soda listening to music while they danced, Owen took part of the soda and let out a burp, and Geoff did the same, but this time a super loud one that was heard throughout the nearby, to a couple of hairless squirrels, all the boys looked at Geoff in shock.)

Trent: "Amazing, that guy deserves to be the captain"

(Everyone starts cheering for Geoff, and gets him up on a log.)

Geoff: "I owe it all to my big sister back home, for teaching me how to take a deep breath and let it out, those girls are going down!" (Boys raise their fists, cheering.)

(Then we go back to the girls' cabin, with Heather showing Bridgette her box full of makeup.)

Heather: "What's mine is yours, nail polish, pigtails, earrings, just take it."

Lindsay: (walking up) "Whoa, can I have one?" (Heather closes the box, glaring at her.)

Bridgette: "Thanks, but I prefer to be natural."

Heather: "Fine, but like mom says, 'it's always good to have a little help.'" (starts tracing Bridgette's eyebrows.)

LeShawna: "Oh yeah? Well, my mom taught me that nothing is free in this world, be careful what you accept from this girl, Bridgette!"

Heather: "Mind your own business!"

LeShawna: "We are a team, we live in the same cabin, so we all have the same issues"

Bridgette: "Yes, we are a team, we should take advantage of this to get to know each other better"

Heather: "Is this how you want to play? Well, then get on his side" (takes a tape and sticks one on the ground in the middle of the cabin.) "This is my side and this is his side"

CONFESSIONAL:

Heather: "Okay, okay, I should have handled that better, but LeShawna really freaks me out!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

LeShawna: "Yeah, keep putting up that tape, and if you cross it, I'll really tear you apart."

Heather: (glaring at Bridgette) "You can go over to the weird girl side, but once you do, you're banned to cross this side, right, Lindsay?" (Lindsay nods and stands next to Heather, glaring at Bridgette too.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Bridgette: "I thought we were a team, you know, united until the end."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Bridgette: "Let's build bridges, not walls."

Heather: "Choose, now!"

(Bridgette looked both ways, thinking nervously, then looked the other way and put her foot down, earning a smile from Gwen and LeShawna.)

Heather: "You dug your own grave" (they glare at each other and walk away.)

Bridgette: "Come on, we have to be united, those guys will easily defeat us." (Heather throws Bridgette's backpack to the other side.) "Hard room!"

(Then we cut inside the Mess Hall, where the campers were in front of Chris and Chef.)

Chris: "It's challenge time!"

LeShawna: "Um, where's breakfast?"

(Chris and Chef laugh again)

Heather: (angry) "Stop doing that!"

Chris: "Well, you see, breakfast will be soon...because this is Brunch Of Disgustess!" (Several trays are shown on the tables.) "You will be served a 9 course meal, each team member must finish the plate, but you won't know if the next course is more disgusting than the last, maybe not as much, but just as disgusting!"

Chef: (excited) "Tell them what they get if they win, Chris!"

Chris: "The winning team will travel to a local 5 star hotel, where you will be pampered, enjoy the food, and be given antibiotics with anything that has affected you while participating in this challenge; the losers will stay in the camp with the Chef."

(Chef salutes ominously, while the others gasp.)

Heather: "We have to win this challenge!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Bridgette: "It will be good if we win to ease the tension, I'll eat anything except meat, I can't eat meat!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(We cut to everyone sitting at the two tables, the boys on the left and the girls on the right.)

LeShawna: (to the boys) "Do you smell that? Because it smells like victory to ME and my sisters."

Owen: "I'll even eat anything! Even my gitch if I have to. Will I have to?"

Chris: "Let the feast begin, first let's start with some hors d'oeuvres."

(The Chef removes the tray from the plates, revealing several pieces of meat.)

Owen: "Meatballs, that's good!" (He eats them in one gulp)

Chris: "You're right, Owen, but these aren't technically meatballs!"

Chef: (taking one of them) "They are stewed bull testicle bourguignon"

(We cut to a scene, where a bull was crying pitifully.)

(We return to the Mess Hall, where a disgusted Owen throws up in DJ's face.)

(Everyone looks at the testicles with disgust, especially the boys.)

Geoff: "I don't know if I can do this to my brother Bobinno"

(Trent puts one in his mouth and tries to swallow it, Owen hesitated but chewed on one, while DJ looked sadly at the bull's testicle as he shed a tear on them.)

Chris: "It's the hardest thing a man can do."

CONFESSIONAL:

Heather: "Seeing the way the guys reacted to...the plate, I knew we would win this round."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Heather: "What's the matter, guys?" (He eats a whole testicle) "Can't they handle some little meatballs?"

Geoff: (to the other boys) "Quick, we have to beat them, our masculinity is at stake."

(Trent tries, and swallows the testicle in his mouth.)

Heather: (to Bridgette who hasn't eaten anything) "Why aren't you eating?"

Bridgette: "I'm a vegetarian, this goes against my principles!"

Heather: "Are you sabotaging the team out of spite for me?"

(Geoff is looking at all this.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Geoff: "I had to do something, she needed help."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Geoff: (whispering to Bridgette) "Pstt, no big deal, sometimes they castrate bulls for...medical reasons."

(He leaves, as Bridgette ponders and decides to eat one, as Duncan watches this.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Bridgette: "It was so nice of you to help me."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Trent, Owen and DJ spit the food off their plates.)

Trent: "I can't anymore!"

Chris: "I expected that, the girls win this round!"

(The girls cheer, as Bridgette walks over to Geoff.)

Bridgette: "Thanks for helping me, I owe you a lot." (leaves)

Duncan: (glaring at Geoff) "What?! Are you helping her?!"

Geoff: "Hey, my situations are my problem, dude!"

Trent: "But they're beating us, you blew it!"

Duncan: "You don't deserve to be captain!"

Geoff: "Who says?!-"

(Chris interrupts blowing his whistle.)

Chris: "Are we here to argue or for a disgusting eating competition?! Excuse me!"

Geoff: "Well."

Duncan: "Okay."

Geoff: (offers his hand) "Sorry, dude."

Duncan: (squeezing his hand.) "Sorry, accepted."

CONFESSIONAL:

Bridgette: "I can't believe those guys made up so fast! Even I like to hold a grudge for 6 minutes..."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Chris: "The girls lead 1-0, it's time for the next course" (Chef walks up with a cart holding a covered tray) "Which one of you loves pizza?"

Owen: "I can have pizza, with whatever I have!"

Chris: "Well..." (Chef pulls back the tray, revealing a pizza with live jellyfish, anchovies and grasshoppers jumping) "How about a pizza with live jellyfish, anchovies and grasshoppers?"

(Commercial Break.)

(Everyone was shocked at the plate.)

Lindsay: (disgusted) "I hate anchovies!"

(Owen shrugs, Chef gives each of them a slice, LeShawna looks at the plate for a moment.)

LeShawna: "Um, umm, no way, this is totally disgusting, I pass-"

Heather: "You won't pass! I'm not going to miss a glamorous outdoor pool just because you can't eat some little-" (notices a grasshopper on her finger, and shakes her hand in disgust) "Grasshopper, okay, I'll pass-"

Gwen: (Holding her hand) "Oh no, I didn't digest bull testicle at all, you're going to eat it!"

Heather: "Ugh, good!" (To Chef) "Can I put a little parmezano in it?" (The Chef shakes his head as he goes to the other table.) "Well..." (she looks at the plate for several seconds before taking a bite, disgustedly looks at the others.) "It tastes good...you guys go on!"

(At another table, Owen is licking his fingers after eating a slice, and tries to take another, but Geoff stops him.)

Geoff: "Whoa, dude, you're not going to the next round until everyone has eaten."

Owen: "I'm sorry..."

(Back with the girls, the only ones who hadn't tried it were LeShawna and Lindsay, while Lindsay looked at the plate with disgust.)

Lindsay: "There's no way I'm eating that, it's not even food!"

Bridgette: (grabbing her by the shoulders) "Lindsay, Lindsay, let's calm down, let's do some yoga meditation, okay?" (Goes into lotus position) "Goes into lotus position..."

(Cuts to Lindsay, in a lotus position and meditating, as she opens her mouth and Bridgette hands her the pizza, as she chews.)

LeShawna: "Way to go, teamwork, high five" (her and Bridgette high five)

(Back with the boys, Trent looked at the plate nervously.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Trent: "When I was little, my parents tied me down to eat broccoli, they only did it because broccoli is good for your health."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Trent: "I can do it, DJ, I need you to hold me, while you, Geoff, have to put that piece of pizza in my mouth, no matter when I scream or beg, you have to make me eat it!"

Geoff: "Sure, dude."

(Cuts to DJ holding Trent as he tries to get free)

Trent: "W-wait! It was a joke!" (Laughs) "I'm warning you, my dad is a lawyer!" (Geoff puts the piece in his mouth and he swallows it, Trent looks wide-eyed at DJ) Mommy?" (DJ starts rocking Trent, as he sucks his thumb.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Trent: (faking it) "Okay, I was faking it, I was just acting for the cameras and raising the ratings, it's not hard to eat bull testicles or pizza with grasshoppers and jellyfish." (chokes in disgust.)

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Outside the confessional, Trent was throwing up in the confessional.)

(Back with the girls, LeShawna was the only one missing.)

Heather: "Come on, LeShawna, you're the only one!"

(LeShawna nervously brings the slice closer to her mouth, but a grasshopper jumps into her hair and freaks out.)

LeShawna: "Oh no I can't do it, I just can't do it, there's a grasshopper in my hair that didn't do anything to me!"

Chris: "Point for the boys!"

(The boys cheer, and the score changes to 1 to 1, the girls look at LeShawna in disappointment.)

LeShawna: "What?"

CONFESSIONAL:

Chef: "I was excited about the next dish, I created it out of the blue."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Chris: "Time for the third course" (Chef removes the trays and reveals a bunch of worms, with green sauce.) "Spaghetti! Well, it's actually worms, snail sauce and balls of hair"

Geoff: "NO I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" (Screams as he leaves the Mess Hall.)

DJ: "I'll take care of this."

(Outside, Geoff walks out but DJ lunges at him, pinning him down.)

Geoff: "Okay, okay, I'll do it, I'll do it!"

(We cut back to the Mess Hall, where the boys had their noses covered and were blindfolded.)

Geoff: "I like spaghetti, I love spaghetti!"

(At the girls' table, Lindsay is in a lotus position while meditating and eats a piece of the worms and chokes in disgust.)

Lindsay: (widening her eyes) "Where am I?"

(The boys get up as they pick up their empty plates.)

Geoff: "Done!" (spits out a worm from his mouth.)

Chris: "And once again the boys are the winners!"

(The boys cheer as the score changes to 1-2.)

Bridgette: "Come on girls, let's show them girl power!"

Gwen: "She's right, let's kick some guys butt!"

Heather: "Right, that's what I was talking about all this time!"

LeShawna: "Whatever..."

Chris: "Time for the fourth course" (Chef removes the trays, revealing a soup bowl full of crap.) "No nine-course meal is complete without soup."

CONFESSIONAL:

Geoff: "I think they used stuff from the bathroom floor."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Bridgette gets an idea, and puts a plunger in Lindsay's mouth, and pours all the soup into it.)

Lindsay: (removing the plunger) "I didn't even taste it."

(Bridgette did this with the others and herself.)

Chris: "Girls win a point!"

(The girls cheer as the score is evened at 2-2)

CONFESSIONAL:

Bridgette: "I think the girls have progressed as a team!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Chris: "Only five courses left, bon appetit!"

(We then cut to many scenes, with Chef getting some gum out of his mouth, and giving it to Gwen. Then skunk spray juice to Lindsay, and pouring it into her cup, as Lindsay drinks it & gags in disgust. Then Chef puts a smily face of glue on a flip flop to DJ, as he looks in fear, then he tries to eat it, but he fails. Then we see him getting some garbage from the stew to the boys, as they look in disgust. Then we cut to the contestants in disgust.)

Chris: "It's time for the last course." (Chef removes the trays, revealing pink hotdogs) "Dolphin sausages, sausages made from dolphins."

Bridgette: (gasps in horror) "But the dolphins are our friends!"

Heather: "What are you doing?! He's already dead! If you don't eat, we don't win!"

Bridgette: "I can't do it, I'm a surfer, I swim with dolphins!"

Heather: "EAT!"

Bridgette: "NO YOU CAN'T *bleep*ING MAKE ME!"

DJ: "I'm with you, girl, I will not eat dolphin."

CONFESSIONAL:

Chef: "Enslaving myself on the stove cooking dolphin for nothing!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Bridgette and DJ cross their arms in denial)

Chris: (annoyed) "Okay, enough, we'll solve this with a binge."

(We then cut to Owen & Leshawna, with little cups.)

Chris: "Whoever can drink the most shot glasses of fresh, delicious blended cockroach will be the winner. (Chef turns on the blender, which turns the cockroaches into juice, then he pours it on the cups.) This unlikely satisfying blend of eight different cockroaches is vitamin rich for your balanced lifestyle. On your mark, get set, go!"

(Then Owen & Leshawna cringe in disgust as they begin drinking them, as they get grossed out in shock.)

(We then cut a few minutes later, with them still drinking, then they freeze for a second, But Owen drinks the rest of the cups. Leshawana groans in defeat, and Owen cheers weakly.)

Owen: (Weakly.) "Woo-hoo.." (Passes out.)

Chris: "Owen and The Boys win!"

(The Boys, except Owen all cheer at this. While The Girls frowned.)

Heather: (Growls.) "Leshawna, you are completely useless!"

Leshawna: (Glares at Heather.) "Excuse me? But these cockroaches are nasty as-" (Her stomach then rumbles.) "Oh... Something's coming up..." (Gags, then she throws up all over the table, but then she throws up a cockroach, as everyone gasps & groans in disgust.)

(We then see DJ vomiting, followed by the other girls, & Trent. Chef comes out with a broom, but he gags, Chris gags as well, but he swallows it. Duncan & Geoff also gag, then they finally vomit. Which covers up the screen.)

(We then cut to The Boys going to the fancy white boat.)

Chris: (Voice-over.) "The Guys are the big winners today. And the girls go their separate ways. Two definitive cliques have been cemented." (We then cut to Leshawna & Gwen going inside the cabin, locking Lindsay & Heather out. Lindsay looks in confusion, while Heather angrily tries to open the door. Leshawna & Gwen both high-five at each other, Bridgette looks at the banging door, feeling bad for Lindsay. And not Heather.)

Chris: "For now. What shocking surprises are in store for our campers next week as they head for the big merge? (Bridgette then looks out the window sadly, while Geoff sadly looks back at the window of the boat, as it sails off.) Tune in next time, on Total! Drama! Island!"

(End credits.)

Stay tuned for episode 15!