Chris: "Last time on Total Drama Island… The Bass and Gopher teams were disbanded into a Battle of the Sexes challenge that put their taste buds to the puke test. With bovine tenticles, live bug insect pizza, and liquid roach juice on the menu, not only was this the single biggest retch fest this host has ever seen, but Owen's obscene consumption habits finally paid off and scored a big win for his compadres. While the guys set sail aboard a weekend retreat on the S.S. Lap o' Luxury, the girls set down territorial tape, forcing newcomer Bridgette to choose sides. Now that Heather's drawn the line, will Leshawna cross the line? Can Bridgette mend the line before Gwen shreds the line? And can Lindsay recognize any line that's not a tan line? For the answers to all these cliffhangers and more, stay tuned to the most exciting episode yet on Total. Drama. Island!"

(Theme song plays.)

(The episode begins in the morning, with Gwen reading her diary, Bridgette cleaning her surfboard, Heather & Lindsay reading their magazines in the wooden lounge chairs, with Leshawna glaring at them, eating a bag of chips. While Heather & Lindsay glare at her back. And the other girls are just frustrated in silence after losing the challenge yesterday. A fly comes on Heather's nose, she tries to swat it, but the fly flies away as Lindsay accidentally hits Heather with her magazine.)

Lindsay: "O-Oops… Sorry!"

Heather: "Lindsay, you are a total–"

(Just then, they heard a boat honk, as they see the boys, dancing wildly back from their trip. As they all run off back to the dock.)

Duncan: "Man! What a weekend!"

Owen: "WOO-WEE!" (Pants heavily.) "Oh, sweet mother of mirth. You can't buy that kind of fun!"

Duncan: (To Geoff.) "I think Owen & DJ took a real shine to those lovely ladies who served us hand & foot."

DJ: "Hello? The spa treatments? My alligator elbows, totally gone!"

Owen: (Gasps & looks at DJ's elbows.) "Ooh, like velvet!"

(The girls continue to glare the boys in dissappointment.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Leshawna: "Psh. Those should've been my alligator elbows getting the hand and foot treatment!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Owen: (Coming out with some chocolate.) Anyone care for a chocolate coated cherry blossom?" (Leshawna angrily throws her shoe at the chocolate, as they land on the water.) "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Geoff: "It's okay, dude. The ladies are just a little jealous."

Duncan: "Yeah, who can blame 'em? They can barely stand each other, and meanwhile, us guys are tighter than family! Guys rule!"

(The girls continue to glare at them in jealously, as the boys continue to cheer.)

Chris: (Through the loudspeaker.) "Listen up, campers! As of right now, all teams are officially dissolved. From here on in, it's every camper for themselves!

Duncan: "Ahem, well, uh, it's about time we flew solo."

Leshawna: "Oh-ho-ho, I am feelin' that! Bring it on, Chris!"

Chris: (Through loudspeaker) Then get ready for this!

(Then they hear a boat honking, which startled the campers.)

Leshawna: "You're frightened me!"

Heather: "What? But that's impossible."

Trent: "Aw man, what the hell is she doing here?"

(The camera cuts to a yacht approaching, with the bottom set on fire, and the person on the yacht was none other than Eva)

Chris: "Back by popular demand, Eva!"

(Everyone looks on in shock as Eva steps off the yacht and walks onto the dock.)

Eva: "That's right, I'm back, and just to be clear, I'm not only going to kick some ass, but I'm going to give special attention to the treacherous Catfish that kicked me out!"

Gwen: "Wait a minute, you were supposed to say that no one could come back!"

Chris: "What are you talking about?"

Gwen: "'Once we walked...'"

FLASHBACKS:

(Several clips of Chris are shown).

Chris: "Once you walk on the Dock of Shame, and take the Boat of Losers, you can never go back, EVER!"

END OF FLASHBACKS:

Chris: "Oh yeah, well...I lied!"

Gwen: "You can't do that, it's against the rules!"

LeShawna: "Girl calm down, you sound like a loudspeaker that doesn't look good"

(Suddenly Heather feels something from behind and notices Eva glaring at her as she breathed hard.)

Heather: (nervous) "Hi Eva, how are you feeling?"

Eva: "Okay, no thanks to you, you took my MP3 so everyone kicked me out, and just to be clear, I took anger management classes, but when I have time, I'll take care of you sabotage bitch!"

Heather: (walking away scared) "Did the audience ask you to come back?"

Chris: (over PA) "Not really, but we like it, back to the competition too, It's.. Izzy!"

Some of the girls: "Oh no!"

(We see Izzy swinging from a vine, screaming until she lands in front of the others)

Izzy: "Hey guys, it's good to be back at camp, even though I never technically left the island, I was in the woods the whole time."

Gwen: "I thought the RCMP had you."

Izzy: "Sure, but being a quick survivor, I evaded capture" (Pulls a fish out of thin air and takes a bite, as Gwen and LeShawna look on in disgust.) "I've been through the woods enduring the harsh elements."

LeShawna: "You call that hard? It's been warm and sunny all week."

Izzy: "Not where I was, luckily I was able to take refuge in the beaver dam, I made friends with a family, we shared nuts and berries!" (Stands on all fours and starts scratching his head like a dog.) "Gosh, how I would like a bag of nachos right now!" (Begins to howl like a wolf.)

Chris: "And not only that, we also have one last wild card returning, everyone say hello to...Courtney!"

(The contestants gasp in shock, while Duncan gasps excitedly and turns to see Courtney approaching on a yacht, when she jumps onto the dock she runs towards Duncan, as does he and they hug each other.)

Duncan: "Princess, you're back!"

Courtney: "Yeah, I've been missing you, Dunkey!"

Lindsay: "Dunkey?"

(Duncan & Courtney both share a passionate kiss on the lips.)

Heather: "Hey, why is Miss C.I.T back?"

Chris: "We had to return it after we found out she was unfairly removed."

Duncan: "What? Courtney, what happened?"

Courtney: "It was Harold, he sabotaged the votes to get me kicked out!"

Duncan: (angrily) "Oh, that fool, when I see him again I swear I'm going to kick his ass!"

Courtney: "Calm down, Duncan, I'm here, that's what matters."

Duncan: (sighs) "I know, babe."

Chris: "Very well, report to the stage in 15 minutes to find out your next challenge, over and out!"

Owen: "Woohoo, another challenge, PARTY! High five, dude!"

Duncan: (taking Courtney's hand) "Um, dude, you heard, it's every camper for himself."

(Everyone leaves, leaving Owen who watches the yacht leave while sighing sadly.)

(Then we cut into the girls' cabin, where the girls were divided by the tape side, Izzy, Lindsay, and Heather on the left, and Gwen, LeShawna, Bridgette, and Courtney on the right, then Eva walks in.)

Eva: "What is the tape for? And someone better answer me!"

LeShawna: "Heather and I got really territorial, but we're calm now, aren't we, Heather?"

(Heather begins to remove the tape from the floor)

Heather: "Absolutely, do you want my bunk, Eva?"

Eva: (approaches threateningly) "Of course, unless you saboteur witch is against it."

LeShawna: (stands in front of her) "Okay, you know what? You can't be like that, we're a team, remember?"

Eva: "He's right about that, thick thighs."

LeShawna: "Uh oh, I hope you didn't say what I just heard."

Eva: "Whatever, I'm still going to win!" (leaves)

Heather: "Woah, did you really stand up for me?"

LeShawna: "I don't like you, but someone still has to defend you!"

CONFESSIONAL:

LeShawna: "That girl is wearing me out!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL

(Now we go to the stage, where all the campers were sitting in bleachers)

Chris: "Welcome to your next challenge, the old game of torture, say 'dude', each player will face torture for 10 seconds, if you resist you go to the next round, the winner will not only get immunity, but will receive a luxurious trailer that you can keep after the summer." (luxury trailer shown outside.)

LeShawna: "What kind of torture?"

Chris: "I dunno, ask our lovely assistant."

(Camera pans to Chef, who was holding a knife and wearing a psycho killer mask, everyone but Eva swallows.)

Chris: "Okay, let's do it! Duncan, you go first, it's time to choose your destination, what will it be?"

(Chris moves the spinner while Duncan looks on nervously, until the spinner lands on an image of a turtle.)

Chris: "Turtle discus toss! Our interns spent weeks trying to collect the grumpiest, wildest, most biting turtles on the entire island" (Chef is seen with a hockey stick, and below are several biting turtles wildly.) "Your mission will be to stand on a court while Chef throws you snapping turtles" (Chris pushes Duncan in front of the court) "I'd cover my front if I were you." (Walks away from the court.) "If you can hold on the turtles for 10 seconds, you go to the second round."

(The bell rings, and Chef throws a turtle at Duncan, which he dodges, Chef throws two more, and they bite his shoulder, and he yells, as Chef continues to throw turtles at him, which bite him all over the place, including his kiwis, the contestants groan or cringe in pain as he collapses to the ground, the bell rings again/)

Chris: "Okay Duncan, you made it through the second round, isn't that fun?"

Duncan: (Painfully) "Yeah...very funny"

Trent: (looks at Gwen) "That was really hard, wasn't it?"

Gwen: (crosses her arms and looks away) "Don't talk to me!"

Trent: "Aw, are you still upset about burying yourself alive? You know, I blame myself for that, though, you'd be the only one if they made me choose to bury a person."

Gwen: "Really? That's really sweet!" (Both look at each other lovingly)

Chris: "Okay, next is...Lindsay, your torture is..." (spins the spinner and it lands on an image of a flaming marshmallow) "Marshmallow wax!"

(Cut to Chef, who was throwing marshmallows into a boiling pot, while Lindsay was tied up on a torture table.)

Chris: "We're going to wax every part of your body, with molten marshmallows."

Lindsay: "I really need this, I've been dealing with razor marks for a while"

Chris: "If you can hold it for 10 seconds, you go to the next round"

Lindsay: "Okay..." (Chef throws the marshmallow wax on her face, and she started screaming while everyone looked shocked, after several seconds Chef wiped the wax off her face.)

Trent: "Aw, that had to hurt.." (walks over to Gwen) "I couldn't take something like that."

Gwen: "It's because boys are wimps when it comes to two things, beauty and pain."

Trent: (shudders) "You're right..."

Lindsay: (touching her face) "Oh my, I can't believe how smooth my face is, thanks Chip!"

Chris: "It's Chris."

(Then we cut to Lindsay again in the stands)

Chris: "Well done Lindsay, since you didn't complain once, you get to choose who's next."

Lindsay: "No thanks, I-" (Eva pulls her hair and starts whispering) "Oh, wait I changed my mind...I chose Heather...with a leech bath...because she's a saboteur who stabs in the back..." (Growls.)

(Heather is shocked at this, when Chef brings a barrel full of leeches.)

Eva: (glaring at Heather) "Revenge time, bitch!"

(Commercial Break.)

(We then cut back to the barrel of leeches with Chef in it.)

Eva: (Smirks evilly.) "Revenge time."

Chris: "Alright, Heather. Time's a-wastin'. Get your butt in the barrel of leeches!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Leshawna: "Even though we all wanted Eva off the island, for some reason." (Begins to laugh.) "I've waited this moment like this!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Heather fearfully looks at the the barrel of leeches as she walks close to it.)

Chris: "By the way, if your victim can last ten seconds without saying uncle, you get eliminated instead, which means you lose your chance to win this!"

(We then cut to a nice trailer.)

(We now cut back to the stage, as Heather goes in the barrel. Then she cringes in pain as the leeches go in her body, as she gets out, screaming in fear. As the buzzer is heard.)

Heather: "Eww! Is this serious or something?!"

Chris: "Ooh.. Close shave Heather! Nine and nine one hundred-thousandths of a millionth… Whatever. It's not ten. You're out. You can return to your new seat."

(Heather growls as she walks back to her seat.)

(We then cut to the wheel spinning, as it lands on some shorts.)

Chris: "Owen, you're next!"

(We then see Owen wearing some wood that looks like pants, locked up.)

Owen: "Wooden shorts? Big deal."

(Chef then gets out a woodpecker, then it starts eating the stick, as Owen covers in fear.)

(We then cut to the wheel spinning again, and then Chef pulling out some hair on Gwen's nose.)

Gwen: "OW!"

(We then cut back to the wheel spinning, then DJ getting all tied up by a big snake in fear. Then we see Bridgette getting bee's all over her body, We then see Geoff looking at a video of hail, then he runs away as the buzzer is heard.)

(The spinner spins again and it lands on an image of a foot.)

Chris: "Our next challenge is, spend 10 seconds in a box with Sasquanatkwa, Bridgette, you never complained, you can choose who's next?"

Everyone: (except Bridgette and Eva) "Eva! Eva! Eva! Eva! Eva!"

CONFESSIONALS:

LeShawna: "Eva is very strong, I almost thought she could pull it off"

Gwen: "If she chose Eva, and she got out alive, Eva would be very angry."

END OF CONFESSIONALS:

(After several calls, Bridgette nodded her head.)

Eva: (holds up a tag) "Take a body tag, you'll need it later."

(We cut to Eva, Chris and Chef next to a giant wooden box with holes, and the box was moving while several roars were heard, Eva without any concern entered the box and when she entered, several blows were heard inside, everyone was looking in shock and fear, until the pounding stopped and Eva stepped out of the box, wearing a yeti fur hat and boots, grinning mischievously.)

Chris: "Eva made it out alive, which leaves Bridgette out, an unwise choice."

(Bridgette's seat goes down and up with a box now.)

(Then we cut to Courtney sitting in a chair while ahead of her was a screen of the faces of the previously eliminated campers spinning at full speed.)

Chris: "Ok, Courtney, your challenge is to name the previously eliminated campers in order, if you do well, you go to the second round, but if you fail, something on you will fall on you."

Courtney: "Piece of cake, even a fool can do this." (thinks) "Let's see, Ezekiel, Eva..."

Eve: (offscreen) "I'm here!"

Courtney: "...Noah, Justin, Katie, Sadie, Izzy, Cody, Beth, Tyler, and...UGH, I'm not going to mention myself, Harold should have left!" (A wrong sound is heard and suddenly, green liquid falls on Courtney, covering her completely.) "EW! What this?!"

Chris: (Smirks evilly.) "Green Jelly." (Chuckles.)

Courtney: "Oh well..." (Realizes it, & Gets up.) "WHAT?! (Screams in fright, & runs around.) TAKE IT OFF ME, TAKE IT OFF ME!"

(Then we cut to Trent's challenge, which contained a lot of rocks & skunks He began jumping on 2 rocks.)

Chris: "Ew! Love the skunk jump!"

(Then a skunk sprays on Trent's face, as he passes out. Then a buzzer is heard.)

(We then cut to a Unicorn in outer space, with some flying dolphins in there too. The camera then pans to Gwen listening to it with peaceful music, in fear.)

Chris: "And the new-age music torture."

(Gwen throws the headphones away as the buzzer was heard, with Gwen shaking.)

(We then cut to Lindsay, with Chef grabbing her hair.)

Chris: "And a little visit to the Wawanakwa Hair Salon."

(Chef then gets a chainsaw out, then Lindsay fearfully runs away, as the buzzer is heard.)

(We then cut to Owen eating A LOT of ice cream.)

Chris: Oh, and who could forget the old ice cream brain freeze?

Owen: "Woohoo!" (Then he gets nervous, a buzzer is heard as he starts screaming & running. Knowing he got a brain freeze.)

(We then cut to Chef getting some electric eels in a fish tank, as he arrives them to Chris & Izzy.)

Chris: "Clear!"

(Chef then electrocutes Izzy with the eels, as Izzy was laughing hysterically, then Chef stops electrocuting her.)

Izzy: "That was great! Hit me again!" (Chef then electrocutes her with them again.)

Chris: Izzy, who's your next victim?

Izzy: Ooh, ooh, me! With a poison ivy spa treatment!

(Everyone looks nervous at what Izzy said.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Leshawna: "Is it just me, or is that girl some kind of crazy?"

Courtney: "Who would use a challenge like this?! It's so crazy!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Chris: (Realizes his phone is ringing, as he answers it.) "It's Chris. Yeah, yeah. She wants to do it. Okay." (Hangs up the phone.) "Okay. The judges will allow it, but they wanna know why."

Izzy: "I just wanna see how it feels."

Chris: "All-righty then."

(We then cut a few minutes later with Chef wrapping Izzy poison ivy around her face, & pickles in her eyes. As a ding was heard.)

Chris: "Time's up. Chef, remove the poison ivy."

Izzy: (Calmly) "No, no. It feels great."

Chris: "You stuck it out, but sadly, you eliminated yourself." (Walks away.)

Izzy: (With her face now swollen.) *Muffled* "Look how big my lips are!"

Chris: "Eva, you're up. All right. After 21 rounds of torture, we're down to two steely competitors and the sudden death round."

CONFESSIONAL:

Leshawna: "I did not make it this far to quit now. That trailer is in the bank, and it's got my name written all over it. Whatever he's got to throw at me, I'm gonna do."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Chris: (Spins the wheel.) "Leshawna, it's up to you." (The wheel stops spinning.) Your final challenge is… The Grizzly Bear Log Roll."

Leshawna: "The grizzly bear say what?"

(We then cut outside with a grizzly bear in a giant log., Chris, & Chef. While Leshawna looks in fear.)

Chris: "Molotov the Bear performs with the Russian national circus and has been the European log-rolling champion for the past twelve years. To win, you must last ten seconds on the log while avoiding certain death in the piranha-infested water." (Leshawna glares at the bear, while the bear glares at her back for a long time.) "Leshawna, you could back out now."

Leshawna: (Looks around the contestants, Chris, the trailer, & the bear, as Eva smirks evilly at her.) "No way! I've seen scarier looking faces at the mall. I'm going in!"

(We now cut to Leshawna now in the log, with the bear smirking at her.)

Chris: "And… go!"

(The bear & Leshawna all start running on the log, as Leshawna exclaims in fear. The bear continues to smirk at her, but Leshawna glares at him back, as the bear got concerned. Leshawna continues running for 10 seconds, & jumps on the log. Which makes the bear lands on the log in his kiwis, and fall in the water & starts getting eaten by the piranha plants, with his fur all off.)

Leshawna: "Ha! And that's how I roll baby!"

Chris: "Leshawna wins! So Eva is out!"

Eva: (Glares at Chris.) "What?! No way!"

Chris: "Yes Way. She wins the challenge, invincibility, and the grand prize!"

(Chef shows the trailer, as Leshawna cheers in excitement.)

Leshawna: "Whoo! Yes, baby! Whoo! (To Eva.) You lose, I win! You lose, I win!" (Throws Chef out of the way.) "That's right, baby! Yeah!"

Chris: "While Leshawna checks out her trailer full of food and we check out her blood pressure, the rest of you can go to the confessional booth and vote off a camper. Other than Leshawna."

(Then we cut to the elimination ceremony, where the 13 campers were reunited with Chris)

Chris: "Okay, first of all, we're out of marshmallows."

Owen: (waving his arms) "NOOOO!" (cries)

Chris: "And secondly, I saw the confessions and I must say there's a lot of dirt going on between you guys, normally I protect your privacy but I think it's time to let the truth out for tonight"

(A screen appears while some looked worriedly at Eva)

CONFESSIONALS:

Heather: "Since LeShawna has immunity" (takes a photo of Eva) "You have to vote for crazy bitch, Eva"

Courtney: "I vote for Eva, someone with that type of character should not be here."

Gwen: "Eva is crazy, so we'll see each other."

DJ: "The girl is crazy, I'm so sorry."

Bridgette: (clasping her hands) "Please make it Eva! I'm glad you're not showing this to anyone."

Geoff: "I vote for Eva, unless I find out who took my lucky hat"

Lindsay: (touching her face) "I can't believe how soft it is...I vote for Eva or Courtney because they are so scary and evil."

Eva: (with her eye close to the camera) "If you don't want to be locked in black bags, you better not say my name, I vote for Heather."

END OF CONFESSIONALS:

(The video ends as Eva glares at everyone.)

Chris: "Well, that was hard, but you have to accept it, Eva says goodbye"

Eva: (standing up) "WHAT? This can't be, I was supposed to win, you haven't seen the last of me!"

(Cut to Eva, being carried away by the boat of losers, tied by her arms)

Eva: "I swear, I'll have my revenge, and Izzy lied, she wasn't in the woods, she was in-!"

(The contestants just stood at the dock, shocked.)

Izzy: "Wow, what a crazy day, huh?" (Pushes LeShawna) "Party at LeShawna's new trailer everyone!" (Everyone celebrates as they go to the trailer, and the episode ends.)

(End Credits)

Surprised by this?

Yes, Courtney has also returned! And tell me your thoughts about it, along with her challenge.

BTW, sorry Eva fans..

Stay tuned for episode 16!

Votes:

Eva - Everyone.

Heather - Eva.