Chris: "Previously on Total Drama Island… The campers searched for treasure and yours truly put in an impressive performance as a pirate. But this was no ordinary treasure hunt. Some campers put their lives on the line to snag their booty. While Geoff put his stomach on the line, doing something that would make most people hurl. But in the end, the campers who went the limit were rewarded with treasures that, in hindsight, probably weren't worth the effort. (laughs) Oh well. Except for Heather, who, for the umphteenth time in a row, managed to win the coveted invincibility prize and avoid getting voted off. Meanwhile, Courtney, Duncan, Trent and Gwen's love train went right off the rails, thanks to Heather's scheming. And a nervous Lindsay. And it was Trent who walked the plank, for losing the tie-breaker to Duncan! Ha ha harr! Who will be the next unlucky camper to walk The Dock of Shame? Who will lose their cool? Who will lose their lunch? Find out on the most shocking episode yet on Total. Drama. Island!

(Theme song plays.)

(The episode begins outside the cabins, where Heather and Lindsay are sitting on the stairs, Lindsay eating snacks and Heather holding a striped shirt.)

Lindsay: (holding up a soda) "I'm glad they included grape soda in your reward, it's the only thing I've been craving on the island."

Heather: (looking at her torn shirts) "I can't believe LeShawna ripped my shirts, she's going to pay for this."

Lindsay: "Well, you stole Courtney's boyfriend, which is worse."

Heather: "And you stole Gwen's boyfriend too, remember?" (takes the soda away.) "Give me that!" (Takes a sip but spits it out.) "How can you drink these things?!" (throws the bottle to the ground as Lindsay gasps.)

CONFESSIONALS:

Lindsay: "Heather is my friend, yes, she takes my food, my clothes, and calls me names, but that's what BFFs are for, 'Best Friends Forever!'"

Heather: "Who cares about friends? Here are sheepherders, and Lindsay on a big sheep" (Makes a sheep noise, taunting Lindsay.)

Lindsay: "I think she really respects me and my strategic ideas!"

Heather: "I have sandals with more brains than her, besides, everyone thinks I stole Gwen's boyfriend, so she can't make any more friends, and when I don't need her anymore, bye..."

END OF CONFESSIONALS:

(We see inside the cabins, where Gwen was sitting on the bed while Bridgette and LeShawna comforted her.)

Bridgette: "Come on, Gwen, you've got to get over Trent."

Gwen: (sobbing) "I can't, I can't do it"

LeShawna: "Well little girl, there is nothing that improves a broken heart than revenge"

Gwen: "Are you sure?"

LeShawna: "Totally."

(At that moment, Lindsay enters the room)

Lindsay: "Gwen, can I talk to you?"

Gwen: (glaring at her) "What do you want now?"

Lindsay: "Nothing, I just want to apologize for Trent, I didn't mean to kiss him, it was all Heather's idea-"

Gwen: "What the hell do I care?! Because of you, Trent's gone!"

Bridgette: "Gwen, take it easy!"

Lindsay: "Gwen, please listen to me-"

Gwen: (Stands up, yelling at her angrily.) "You're a bitch, besides, you also have a boyfriend, how could you do that to him?! You're a cheating bitch! NOW GET AWAY FROM ME!"

(Lindsay shed tears of pain as she left the cabin.)

Bridgette: "Gwen, that was too rude."

Gwen: (glances at them angrily) "Don't tell me how to feel!" (She leaves the cabin too)

(Cut to the campers and Chris on the pier.)

Chris: "The next challenge is the classic game of hide and seek, it's simple, you must hide avoiding Chef Hatched, with his military training, and his graduate advancing in manhunt, he is qualified to make this game painfully difficult.."

(Chef pulls a water gun out of his sleeve)

Duncan: (with cruelty) "Why the water gun?" (he sees that he points a laser pointer at his head)

Chris: "The lifeguard's chair is the base, if Chef finds you, you can run to the base, but if he catches you, he'll dunk you!"

Duncan: (pretending) "Uhhh, Chef is going to throw us some water, big deal!"

Chris: "Chef, why don't you do a demo?" (Chef nods as he takes aim at Chris and shoots a large stream of water at him, sending him flying away.) "NOT WITH ME!"

Heather: "How do you win this game?"

Chris: (coming back drenched.) "There are three ways, first, he doesn't find you, second, run to the base before Chef catches you, and third, once he catches you, help Chef find other campers, with one of those immunity wins, is that clear?"

Lindsey: "Uh...?"

Chris: "You have 10 minutes to hide, now!"

(All the campers except Lindsay run around, leaving Lindsay alone, she screams and runs.)

(Cut to inside the cabin, where Chris looks at Lindsay hiding on the bunk bed under a sheet.)

Chris: "Lindsay, did you come up with something better than hiding under a sheet?"

Lindsay: "I fooled you, this isn't even my bunk!"

Chris: "Ohhh, Chef Hatcheeed!"

(Chef slams in the door, causing Lindsay to scream and climb out the window.)

(Cut to LeShawna in a bathing suit walking down the dock and into the water, then she puts on a water lily-shaped pipe so she can breathe as she plunges into the water, while on the dock, Courtney scuttles and hides under the camp sign.)

(Cut into the communal bathrooms, where Lindsay is screaming while hiding in one of the bathrooms, then Chris walks in and knocks on the door.)

Chris: "Tock-Tock!"

Lindsay: "Who is it?"

Chris: "The entire world audience!"

Lindsay: "Hello all the world's viewers!"

Chris: "You're going to have to work harder if you want to avoid capture" (Lindsay yells again as she leaves the bathroom) "What do I think? She's doomed!"

(Cut to Owen walking stealthily, until he is dragged into a cave, by Duncan, sitting next to Geoff and DJ.)

Owen: "Wow, this cave is a great hiding place!"

Duncan: "Listen guys, we have to do something, there are 6 girls left and only 4 of us here on the island"

Geoff: "I know, right!" (Duncan slaps him.)

Duncan: "NO, butt for brains, listen, pretty soon they're going to notice too, and when they do, they're going to select one of us one by one, we've got to do something!"

DJ: "But they're not exactly getting along, remember this morning?"

FLASHBACK:

(Cut to flashback where Owen and DJ were waiting impatiently outside the bathroom, shown inside where Heather was applying lipstick and LeShawna was doing her eyebrows, then Heather turned on the faucet.)

Gwen: (inside the showers) "Oh, who the hell turned on the hot water?!"

Heather: (innocently) "Sorry!" (LeShawna punches her, knocking her to the ground, which makes him mad at her.)

(Outside the bathrooms, the blows and screams of both girls fighting were heard, the boys outside smile, but then several objects are heard breaking, and they get away from there worried.)

END OF FLASHBACK:

Geoff: "Um, I don't know, dude, Bridgette and I get along very well, I don't think I should betray her like that"

Duncan: "Well let me tell you something about the girls, they're all sisters! And when it's time to push each other, they'll gang up on us! Haven't you seen any chick flicks?"

Owen: "Well yes, but..."

Duncan: "Well, this is the moment to act, when they don't even expect it, we still have the element of surprise!"

Owen: "Well, I'm not sure..." (cut to Owen's head and screaming)

Duncan: (holding him by his feet) "Now are you sure?"

Owen: "Yeah, put me down!" (Duncan puts Owen down, and the camera zooms out to show that they were on a very small hill.)

(Cut to the guys again in the cave)

Duncan: "Okay, all right? Guys unite to avoid elimination!" (Him, Owen, and DJ put their hands together, except for Geoff, who looked nervous) "What are you waiting for, dude?" (Geoff thinks for a moment, but finally agrees) "That's it, now you guys go!"

Geoff: "What?"

Duncan: "This is my hideout, I got there first!"

(Cut to the woods, where Chef was walking with his gun, and behind him was also Izzy, imitating his movements, and then he hid just in case, cut to the top of a tree, where Geoff was up, then Gwen hiding in disguise of grass and pulling a squirrel away from her, again Izzy hiding from Chef, then we see DJ walking until he climbed on the roof of the Mess Hall, then Owen on the other side and doing the same, at the same time Heather gets sneaked to enter the Mess Hall, and hidden Lindsay saw her and decided to follow her.)

(Then at the campfire, Bridgette was pacing until she figured out where to hide, but inadvertently caught her foot in one of the light bulbs, we cut into the Mess Hall, Lindsay walks into the kitchen, then we see Heather hiding under the table until...)

Lindsay: (poking her head in) "Hey Heather!" (Heather freaks out and hits her head on the table) "What a coincidence! It looked like we were hiding together!"

Heather: (stands up) "What, what are you doing here?! This is my hideout, this is called 'Hideout', no, 'Group Hideout', now long!"

Lindsay: (teary-eyed) "But...?"

(Cut back to Bridgette, where she was walking more, dragging the wires on her more, while Chris was watching her.)

Chris: (laughing) "I love this show!"

(Back in the kitchen, Heather was arguing with Lindsay.)

Heather: "Alliance or not, dress up as a canoe or whatever, just do it some other *bleep*ing place!"

(Suddenly the kitchen light comes on, and both are shocked to see the Chef in front of them, who started laughing evilly.)

(Commercial Break.)

(Then we go back at the last moment.)

Chef: (glaring at them) "This is my kitchen, and now you girls are in forbidden territory."

Heather: (pushing Lindsay towards Chef) "Stay with her!" (Heather walks out of the kitchen, as Lindsay screams and runs from Chef, as he chases them both)

(Cut to outside where they run outside and run to the pier, trying to get to the base, but Chef drenches them first before he gets there, knocking them down drenched.)

(We then cut to Heather and Lindsay waiting outside the Mess Hall, while inside, Chef was searching the dining room, until...)

Izzy: "Achoo!" (Chef looks at her hanging from the ceiling) "Oops, looks like you got me!" (Laughs before going down and hitting him on the head and landing on his feet, both staring at each other, before starting to fight with his hands, Izzy dodging a punch from Chef before saying.) "Bye!" (Kicks him out, before climbing out the window.) "You'll never catch me alive!" (She runs as Chef chases after her, she reaches the dock, the camera slows down as Izzy slides over the dock and Chef fires at the same time, causing Izzy to fall over the edge and into the water.)

(Underwater, Izzy crosses her arms angrily until she sees LeShawna in the water as well, she motions for him not to give her away, but Izzy smirks and rises to the surface.)

Izzy: (calling Chef) "Hey Chef, you'll like what's underwater!"

(Chef turns curiously and goes to the edge, as Courtney pokes her head out of the sign, Chef sticks his head in the water and looks around to find LeShawna, smiling nervously.)

CONFESSIONAL:

LeShawna: (all wet) "Izzy is going to pay for ruining my brilliant hideout!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Then we cut down to the campfire, where Bridgette finally hides in a rock, however she smells something and turns around, finding a herd of skunks near her, leaving her shivering.)

Bridgette: (nervous and in a low voice) "Nice skunks..." (accidentally, the cable she was carrying broke and she brought a container that scared the skunks, causing them to spray Bridgette and she screamed, until a hand rubber touched it and saw Chef from afar with a mask on his mouth.)

Chef: "I guess I don't have to spray you."

Bridgette: (panicked) "No, PLEASE spray me!" (The Chef shrugged and sprayed a large stream of water on her, sending the skunk family sailing into the container. Bridgette was glad to be clean, but to her dismay, the stench was still there and she gave up.)

(Then we come back to DJ and Owen, both separated and going up on the roof, until a pink bird landed on top of the roof and DJ noticed it.)

DJ: "Aw, come here!"

(On the other side, Owen heard the voice and looked at the bird, thinking that the bird said it.)

Owen: "Wow, have I been in the sun too long or is that bird talking to me?"

(Owen and DJ climbed up to the bird, coming face to face.)

DJ: "Hey, what are you doing in my hideout, dude?"

Owen: "Your hide, it's my hide" (their combined weight made the ceiling start to shake) "Do you know how hard it was for me to get up here?"

DJ: "Listen, we're close and stuff, but-" (The ceiling where he was standing broke and he fell, screaming)

Owen: "DJ, are you okay?" (He falls too, they both leave the kitchen, before Heather finds them)

Heather: "You two are trapped!"

Lindsay: (walking towards Heather) "Hey, I got an idea, how about she ratted one out so we can both get immunity?"

Heather: "Hey, I have a better idea...Get your own!" (She leaves, leaving Lindsay upset and glaring at her)

(Then we cut to Chef walking, with Izzy, LeShawna and Bridgette trailing behind, until Chef steps on the fake grass and Gwen stands up screaming, and Chef taps her on the shoulder, trapping her.)

Heather: (walking towards the Chef, with DJ, Owen and Lindsay behind.) "I found Owen and DJ back there, so I've got immunity now, my job here is done" (looks at Gwen.) "Gwen...so cute as always.." (Gwen rolls her eyes.)

(Cut to the captured campers watching Chef kick a large tree, and doing so causes Geoff to fall over and trip over several branches, before finally falling to the ground.)

Chef: (looking at him from above) "You're done..."

(Then we see Chef sucking his finger before putting it in the air, then he licked the grass until he found a green hair and he smiled mischievously.)

(Cut to Gwen and Owen standing together.)

Gwen: "I wonder where Duncan is hiding?"

Owen: "I don't know where it is? It's not like we guys have made an alliance" (Gwen looked at him.) "Okay, they did form one but I'm not in it or anything like that...OK, you got me , the boys formed an alliance and I'm inside and I shouldn't tell you" (kneels defeated) "You're already happy"

Gwen: (smiling) "Oh, I had a hard time getting it off you"

(Then they see Chef come out of the cave, holding Duncan.)

Duncan: "OK, you got me, geez!"

Geoff: "I think we are all now"

Owen: "What about Courtney?"

Chef: "Courtney?! But I looked everywhere! ...THE PIER!"

(Cut to Chef running towards the dock, with the other campers following him, until they arrive and see Courtney sitting on the dock.)

Courtney: (Smiling victoriously) "What took you so long?"

(The other campers cheer as Chef nods.)

Duncan: "Well done Court, I knew you could do it."

Courtney: "Thanks-" (realizes who it is.) "Wait, I mean...DON'T TALK TO ME!" (She walks away, leaving Duncan sighing.)

(Then we cut to the girls' cabin, where all the girls except LeShawna and Bridgette, the latter being outside, were together chatting while Lindsay was painting her nails.)

Courtney: "Well, can you hear us from there, Bridgette? Sorry to leave you out, we just can't stand the smell!"

Bridgette: (from outside) "No, I get it!"

Courtney: "Okay, I say we get Duncan or Lindsay out, you'll know why, especially your Heather, that delinquent tricked me!"

Bridgette: (from outside) "I agree, Duncan is a very bad guy! But Lindsay is just nice.."

Heather: "Well, I was of the opinion that we take LeShawna out."

Izzy: "Why?"

Heather: "She had the best hiding of all, and almost she could win, she is a potential threat, we should take reins and expel her."

Gwen: "But unlike you, LeShawna is very nice."

Heather: "Well, I think she can't stand us, she thinks she's the coolest for always winning, and she doesn't seem to like being around us"

Courtney: (Uncruelly) "Is there any legitimate proof of that?"

Heather: "Just think, she's been mad at Izzy lately, she's acting crazy sometimes, and besides, she's not here with us right now, there must be a problem with her, it's time to send her in her place."

Lindsay: "But what if what you're saying isn't true?" (Heather pushes her to the floor, knocking her nail polish off, Lindsay touched her head and she screamed as she saw her nail polish spill onto the carpet.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Lindsay: "That was limited edition, I can never have that nail polish again, I'm thinking maybe Heather isn't a good person after all."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Lindsay: (Grabbing her nail polish with teary eyes.) "My nail polish..."

Gwen: (Mocking her) "Well, that's what you get for being such a bitch."

Courtney: "Gwen, that was so rude!"

Gwen: "I don't care if LeShawna did that, Lindsay's going down no matter what!"

(Lindsay gasps in horror at this.)

Heather: "That means you guys won't be voting for LeShawna" (Gwen and Courtney shake their heads.)

Bridgette: (from outside) "NO!"

Heather: (gets up and leaves) "Okay, let whoever has to fall."

(We cut now to the pier, where the guys were arguing)

Duncan: "It's agreed, we'll get Bridgette out." (Geoff is shocked at this.)

Geoff: "Wait guys, she can be an asset to us in the future!"

Duncan: (uncruelly) "Really? Tell me, do you like the way she smells now?" (Geoff looked over at Bridgette from the cabin, who waved at him and he waved back)

Geoff: "Why don't we expel Heather? She ruined us and also, she made you and Courtney stop being each other"

Duncan: "We can't, she has immunity, again...although, if you want us to not expel your girlfriend, we can settle for LeShawna."

Owen: "LeShawna?"

Duncan: "Yeah, she's been a big mouth when she found out about the kiss, and she almost knocked me out, it could be a problem for us, so...shall we agree?"

Owen/Geoff/DJ: (putting their hands together) "Agreed!"

(We now cut to the elimination ceremony at night. Where Duncan, Leshawna, & Lindsay are all sitting in the stumps. Bridgette is currently far away from the campers because she still has the stench from the skunks.)

Chris: "There are only two marshmallows left on this plate. You each racked up a lot of votes. One of you is going home tonight. And cannot return. Ever. The next marshmallow goes to… (The camera then pans to the contestants, Duncan doesn't have an expression, while Leshawna & Lindsay are sitting nervously.) "Lindsay." (Tosses the marshmallow to Lindsay, she sighs in relief, as Gwen facepalms herself.) The final marshmallow of the night goes to… (The camera pans to the 2 with the same expressions, until..) "Duncan." (Tosses the last marshmallow to Duncan, as the girls, except Heather, who is smirking evilly gasp in shock.)

Leshawna: "WHAT?! How the hell am I voted off?!"

Courtney: "Yeah, how? We voted for Duncan-" (Covers her mouth in shock, realized what she said, as Duncan looks in shock.)

Duncan: "But I was trying to-"

Courtney: "Don't. Please.." (Looks away from him.)

Chris: "Ok, enough! That was a shocker. Leshawna. The Dock of Shame awaits."

(We now cut to Leshawna grabbing her bag & sadly walking to the Dock of Shame.)

Lindsay: "Bye, Leshawna!"

Bridgette: (Runs to her & hugs her.) "We'll miss you!"

Leshawna: (Hugs Bridgette back.) "Aww. Bridgette. You better take Heather down, because I knew that bitch might've had something-" (Sniffs at Bridgette's stench, as she gags & pulls away.)

Bridgette: "What?"

Leshawna: "You need to take a shower." (Bridgette smells, realizes it, & runs to the bathroom.)

Heather: (Walks to her.) "Well, well, well.. Looks like you finally meet your demise. And what can I say? Karma's a bitch."

Leshawna: (Punches Heather in the face.) "I'm gonna kick your ass the next time I see you!" (Walks to the boat, then it sails off as she shouts.) "Good luck everybody! Take Heather's ass down!"

(The contestants, except Heather sadly wave goodbye to Leshawna.)

(We then cut to the girls cabin outside, where Gwen is pushing Lindsay out of the cabin, then closing & locking the door.)

Lindsay: "Come on, Gwen! It was-"

Gwen: "I don't care! I don't wanna talk or see you for the rest of the night!"

Courtney: "Gwen, please."

Gwen: (Ignoring Courtney.) "Just sleep somewhere around the dock or grass, and go away! NOW!"

(Lindsay fearfully nods & runs off.)

(We then cut inside the girls cabin, with Gwen now sitting on a bed with her hands on her face. As Courtney sits next to her.)

Courtney: "Gwen, please. You gotta control yourself."

Gwen: "What do you mean?"

Courtney: "Because what I'm trying to say is that Lindsay is gonna explain to you about.. Uh.. Something about Heather.."

Gwen: "I don't wanna hear it."

Courtney: (Groans.) "Listen to me!" (Gwen finally looks at her.) "You gotta concentrate on the next challenge tomorrow. You can't be like this again all day tomorrow because you might be voted off the next time you continue like this! Just take a few deep breaths, and tomorrow will be a new day, ok?"

Gwen: (Looks at her for a long time, until she sighs.) "Ok.. I'm with you on that one."

Courtney: (Smiles.) "Good. By the way, do you think Lindsay might sleep well tonight?"

Gwen: "Uh.."

(We then cut to Lindsay, who is sleeping in the woods, shivering, & tearing up about what Gwen did to her today, she continues to struggle to sleep as the episode ends.)

(End credits.)

Surprised? Oh boy.. Here comes the criticism.. Tell me your thoughts on Bridgette being saved, the Gwen & Lindsay rivalry, & Leshawna being voted off. Sorry Leshawna fans..

Stay tuned for episode 18!

Votes:

Leshawna - DJ, Duncan, Geoff, Heather, Owen.

Duncan - Bridgette, Courtney, Izzy, Lindsay.

Heather (Not Counted.) - Leshawna.

Lindsay - Gwen.