Chris: "Previously on Total Drama Island… Campers had to build their own hot wheels in a motocross challenge to race for invincibility. There were big winners and big time losers! And there was even some wicked, off-the-track motocross stunts! But in the end, it was Heather who crossed the finish line and double-crossed Lindsay by destroying her bike and their alliance, proving that Heather really is a backstabbing user who'll do anything to win. But, Courtney was actually the one who lost the race, and after they found out on what she did, The C.I.T gave her a REALLY good beating. And Courtney was sent home, with a reconciliation with Duncan. Same thing for Gwen & Lindsay. Who will be the next winner? Who will be the next loser? Who will renew my contract for next season? All these mind-robbing questions revealed in this episode of Total. Drama. Island!"

(Theme song plays.)


(The episode begins showing a gray background, when suddenly scary music is heard and a crazy killer with a chainsaw is seen, then the camera cuts to reveal the nine missing campers watching a horror movie during the night, Heather was there, but still has a black eye had not been cured.)

Izzy: "Oh, the killer with the chainsaw, he's after them!"

Owen: "Oh no, he's going to them in the car!"

Lindsay: (eating a box of popcorn, trying not to look.) "Oh no, I don't want to look!"

Izzy: "Oh, he's going to slice them up like sushi!" (everyone looks shocked as screams are heard on the screen.)

Owen: "Oh no, the car won't start!"

DJ: (covering his eyes) "I hate horror movies..."

Bridgette: (embracing Geoff fearfully) "Me too..."

Izzy: "Run, the crazy saw is going to catch you!"

(DJ and Bridgette hide under the logs so they don't look, as Duncan sneers at them.)

Gwen: "Oh, here comes the festival of blood!"

Duncan: "Just now!-"

(Cutting sounds are heard as the screen turns red, as everyone stares in shock except Duncan and Gwen, DJ and Bridgette stare in pure horror, as the movie ends.)

Izzy: "Whoo, that was the end of it!" (Falls into Owen's arms) "Izzy loves horror movies!"

Owen: "Me too" (Looks at DJ and Duncan, who give him a thumbs up, the movie stops playing on the tape player.)

DJ: (sitting down again.) "I'm glad it's over, I hate horror movies!"

Bridgette: "Same here."

Duncan: "Come on, which scares you more, the part where everyone dies in a horrifying way, or the part where the HOOK KILLER shows up!" (Suddenly pulls out his grappling hook, causing DJ and Bridegette to yell, and some laugh at them)


CONFESSIONALS:

DJ: "Dude, that was not cool"

Bridgette: "That wasn't funny at all, Duncan."


END OF CONFESSIONALS

Gwen: (puts the movie tape back in its box) "Oh come on guys, for a murder movie that was pretty weak."

Duncan: "Right, almost no machete blows, not like, 'BLOODBATH 2: HORROR CAMP!'"

Gwen: "No way, that's my favorite movie, like the time the killer grabs the guy's arm and puts him to mow on a lawn mower."

Duncan: "Or when he pushes the girl off the bridge and she lands on the propeller of a helicopter, and she gets cut in half" (all those words scare DJ and Bridgette more)

Duncan/Gwen: "Or when he puts the other guy on the wooden sidewalk!"

(That causes DJ to hug Lindsay, and Bridgette to hug Geoff, Duncan and Gwen high five.)

Heather: "Aww. Looks like Gwen and Duncan have more in common than bad fashion sense. It's just mindless guts and gore."

Gwen: "Horror movies aren't stupid!"

Duncan: "Right, they are full of psychological trauma, look at DJ and Malibu."

(DJ hugs Bridgette closer as she pushes him to the ground, while Bridgette glares at Duncan for the nickname he gave her.)

Heather: "Anyway, does anyone have any idea what the challenge will be this week?"

Geoff: "Yeah, where's the Chris-meister?"

(Cut to the Dock of Shame, where Chef was dumping a bunch of luggage onto the losers' ship.)

Duncan: (walking towards him) "Hey, Chef, where's the fire?"

(The nervous Chef puts the last luggage and gets on the boat with Chris, and they both leave with scared faces, leaving the campers on the dock, Owen looks at a dropped backpack and picks it up.)

Owen: "Hey, dudes, you forgot about this!-" (a newspaper falls out of the backpack, which he takes and reads) "'Watch out, Insane Killer is loose in the woods, The Killer wears a hockey mask , a grappling hook and a CHAINSAW!'"

Izzy: "Uhh, a crazy killer on the loose!"

Heather: "Oh come on, a horror movie followed by strategically placed cheap props?"

DJ: "I don't know, he looked really terrified!"

Heather: "This is obviously Chris's trick to scare us off!"

Owen: (checking the backpack) "If this is really a trick..." (pulls out a small bottle with Chris's face on it) "Would Chris leave behind his...hair gel?"

(Everyone gasps in horror.)

Gwen: "Woah, this is really real!"

DJ: "Really...Chris left us to our own devices while that crazy chainsaw-wielding killer is on the loose?"

Duncan: "NO, we're alone while the mad killer, with the HOOK!" (He pulls out his grappling hook.) "...and the chainsaw, it's on the loose!" (Bridgette, Lindsay and DJ scream in fear, the latter crouches in fear.)

DJ: "Dude, I already told you it's not cool!"

Gwen: "Nah, it's not like you're acting like a chicken."

DJ: "I can't help it, I can feel that they are watching us"

Heather: "Duh, it's a reality show, they're always watching us!"


(Camera cuts to a TV showing Heather and various screenshots of the island, while Chris can be seen sitting watching this.)

Chris: "Heather's right, and this time we're watching for the challenge of surviving a real life horror movie, starring Chef Hatched as the...Crazy Killer with the chainsaw and the HOOK!" (He pulls his own hook out of his sleeve.)


(We cut back to the campers.)

Gwen: "It doesn't matter if it's real or a dare, we need a game plan!"

DJ: "Yeah, a game plan."

Heather: "You guys are going to need a game plan, but I need a facial and get this silly black eye off my face!" (Starts to walk outside)

Gwen: "Are you crazy? The first rule of horror movies is 'never stay alone'!"

Heather: "I'd listen to you if this was a movie, this is a sick joke, you're so naive! Hey Chris, if you're listening to this, next time rent that movie at summer camp!"

Chris: (from the studio) "I tried, but it was rented"

Heather: (to the others) "If you losers want to play crazy? Go ahead, but I have a date with the scrub right now" (walks away from them completely)

Izzy: "And the bossy brat seals her fate" (makes a cutting sound)

Owen: "Wow, you're really good with special effects."

Gwen: "Anyway, we need to go to the campfire to strategize, who's coming with me?"

(Duncan shrugged, he and the rest followed Gwen, but Izzy grabbed Owen's arm and led him away into the woods)


(Now we cut into the forest, where Owen and Izzy were walking.)

Owen: "And that's how I won the hot dog eating contest, I ate 200, or was it 186? I don't know how many."

Izzy: (chuckles) "Izzy likes that story!"

Owen: "Hey, where are we going?"

Izzy: "To the woods, of course."

Owen: (stops) "The forest?" (Camera pans to reveal someone watching the scene) "Oh, I don't know why this is so wrong."


(Then we cut to the campfire, where everyone else but Heather were sitting, as Gwen paces.)

Gwen: "Rule number 1, 'Never be left alone', Rule number 2, 'If you go alone, never go into the woods', And Rule number 3, 'Never kiss in the woods', if you kiss, you die, ok? Hey, where are Owen and Izzy?"


Duncan: "Breaking rules 1,2 and 3."

(We go back to Owen and Izzy, where Owen was climbing up a hill, with Izzy on top of it while stroking his head.)

Owen: (tired) "Doesn't this seem bad to you?"

Izzy: "No, your head is empty and it sounds good, and your stories distract me about the Psyquo Killer with the Saw and the Hook!"

Owen: "The Killer!" (He drops Izzy to the ground, as she glares at him.) "That's it, remember when the killer murdered that smooching couple?"

Izzy: "We're not making out."

Owen: "Oh, right."

Izzy: "Do you want to make out?"

Owen: (excited) "Yeah!"

(Then they both jump into a bush and start making out in it, just as the Psycho Killer appeared in front of them and turned on his chainsaw, Owen and Izzy yelled as they started to run as he chased them)

Owen: (panting) "Why have we been running for like 5 minutes?"

Izzy: "Because in scary movies they like to extend the chase scenes."

Owen: "Why the hell do they do that?"

Izzy: "It gives them time to make a good fall"

(Right at that moment, Owen tripped over a rock and fell off a cliff, Izzy saw how Owen fell while hitting several things on the way, until he fell to the ground.)

Owen: "My column!"

Izzy: "Owen, hold on, I'm coming!" (She then jumped, and collided with the same things until she landed on Owen) "Hi!"

(Suddenly the Psycho Killer appeared in front of them)

Owen: "I'm so young to die, stay with Izzy!" (He shoves Izzy right into the killer, much to her utter shock as she looks him in the face)

(Commercial Break.)


(We now cut to Chris in the control room, watching Owen run away, and go inside the control room.)

Owen: (Panting.) "Dude! Dude! There's a guy with a hockey mask and a chainsaw and a hook! And he's after us! And… (See's the psycho killer grabbing Izzy with a hook.) Yeah! Yeah, right there! He's right…" (Grabs Izzy to the control room with a hook, then buzzes the chainsaw, as Owen screams in fright.) "WE'RE FREAKING DEAD!" (Chris covers his mouth.)

Chris: "Owen! Stop screaming, it's Chef!"

(Chef then unmasks his mask, as he reveals himself.)

Izzy: "Oh, cool! (laughs) Great costume! Wow, you totally got me. You did. I was freaked out."

Owen: You punked us?

Chris: Yes and no. It was your challenge to watch a scary movie then survive one.

Owen: (Laughs, doesn't realize Izzy's glaring at him.) "Did you hear that? (Looks at Izzy.) He was punking us! It was a joke! Too funny! Hah. I was all (imitates scream) and then you were all [imitates squealing]! Haha! For the love of Peter Pumpkin Eater. That was some fun going on! (chuckles) Am I right?: (Izzy didn't respond as she continues glaring at him.) Oh. You're still on the part where Owen shoved Izzy into the killer?"

Chris: (Shoves them away from each other.) The good news is you're safe. The bad news is you lost the challenge, but now, you get to watch our fake psycho terrorize the rest of the campers. (chuckles) Fun, huh? Haha. (Walks away.)

Owen: "Yes! Totally awesome TV viewing!" (Looks at Izzy.) "Owen's not getting to second base, is he? First base? (Izzy shakes her head no.) Didn't think so. Is he getting up to ba–" (Izzy kicks him in the kiwis, as he groans in pain.) "THAT SNARKS!"


(We now cut to Chris & Chef outside.)

Chris: "Great work, Chef. But next time, try to work the hook hand angle a bit more." (Gives him some water, as Chef puts back on his mask.)


(We now cut back to Duncan & Gwen. With Lindsay in there now.)

Gwen: "Okay. Now that I've drawn a chart with all the players, we can… where's Bridgette, DJ and Geoff?"

Duncan: "Eh, DJ had to take a leak so he took the 2 with him."


(We now cut to some breathing as Chef go behind the bushes, with Bridgette, Geoff & DJ near the bathroom door.)

DJ: "Okay, no matter what, you better do not leave. Not if you hear a psycho. Not if you see a psycho. Not if the psycho is slashing you to bits!"

Geoff: "Dude, no worries. we got your back."

Bridgette: "Yeah, everything will be ok."

(DJ then goes inside the bathroom door, as the camera pans back to the control room.)

Chris: "Cue the ice cream truck."

(Bridgette & Geoff are waiting, until they hear the sound of an ice cream truck.)

Bridgette: "Ice cream?!"

Geoff: "No way!" (They both run off.)


(We now cut to DJ in the bathroom, looking in fear.)

DJ: "Hello?" (Fearfully walks backwards, but he hears a buzzing noise, as he looks, then see's Heather shaving her hairy legs, after she came out of the shower. As DJ screams in fear.)

Heather: "DJ! It's me! (Walks to him.) Heather!"

(DJ stops screaming for a few minutes, but goes back screaming as he breaks through the bathroom. As Heather facepalms herself.)


(We cut to multiple scenes with DJ screaming & running around the island. Until they cut to 1 scene where he falls off the cliff, & into the water. Then it cuts to him screaming & running underwater. DJ then rises up & runs back to the control room, still screaming, stopped running, as Izzy slaps him in the face. Which makes him officially stop screaming.)

Chris: "Dude, you're safe!"

DJ: "I am?!" (Sighs in relief, see's a water bottle, but doesn't realize that Chef with a hook gave it to him.)

Chris: "It's just Chef!" (DJ gasps in shock as Chef unmasks himself.) He was gonna scare the bejeebers out of you, but apparently Heather beat him to it.

DJ: "Bro, did you see her face? That was some serious ugly going on!"

Chris: "True, but you still bailed before Chef even got a crack at you. Speaking of which, you're up psycho man." (Chef masks himself as he walks off.)


(Cut into the bathroom, where Gwen walks through the door that DJ destroyed)

Gwen: "Is everything okay, I heard screaming?"

Heather: (With a mud mask.) "It was DJ, he freaked out like he saw a ghost, can I shower in peace please?"

Gwen: "Oh, I wouldn't do that-" (Heather glares at her) "Okay, whatever, by the way, that color looks good on you" (She leaves, as Heather gasps)

(Heather enters the bathroom, turning on the tap and the water, she was going to remove her towel but a knock on the door interrupted her)

Heather: "Hello? I'm in the shower!" (They knock on the door again) "Very funny, Duncan, now get lost!" (Suddenly hears the sound of a chainsaw) "I'm serious!" (Opens the door) "GO AWAY!"

(She then looks at the Psycho Killer in front of her and screams in fear, as the scene cuts to her in the surveillance room with Chris.)

Chris: "You have to understand that A, 'Never stay alone,' and B, 'Never shower alone.'"


(Now we cut back to the campfire, where Duncan and Gwen were now alone)

Gwen: "Where's Lindsay?"

Duncan: "She went to get something to eat."


CONFESSIONAL:

Gwen: "Isn't anyone listening to me?!"


END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(An annoyed Gwen crosses out Lindsay's picture.)


(Cut now to the Mess Hall, where Lindsay enters carefully and fearfully, the door then closes, which worries her, she walks into the kitchen and looks at a tray full of brownies on the table.)

Lindsay: (gasps) "Chocolate Brownies!" (She eats one and then grabs the tray, just as the light goes out and he hears a voice repeat her name) "Ok, I better get out of here!" (She runs to the door but it opens to reveal the Killer with the chainsaw, causing Lindsay to scream.)


(Now we cut to Lindsay sitting in the surveillance room, eating a brownie now calm)

Lindsay: (chuckles) "Oh, looks like I felt for it."

Chris: (also eating a brownie) "Yeah, that was all a trick"

Heather: "Chris, can I go to the bathroom for 5 minutes? My mask is cracking" (her green mask starts to crack)

DJ: (starts when he sees her and falls into Chris's arms) "Yeah, let her go!"

Chris: "Sorry, dude, no one leaves until I finish the challenge, and it looks like our couple, Geoff and Bridgette, are next" (on the screen they both were seen walking through the woods, while the Killer walked behind.)

Owen: "Watch out, he's behind you!"

(The Killer touches Geoff's shoulder, and he turns without any fear)

Geoff: "Hey dude, have you seen any ice cream trucks around here?" (He turns back, but Bridgette looks at the killer and stops in shock) "What's up, baby?" (Bridgette points to the killer and Geoff sees it, causing them both to scream.)


(Cut to the surveillance room, where Chef is taking Bridgette and Geoff and drops them on the floor.)

Chris: "Yeah, that's the worst blunder I've ever seen."

DJ: "Not to mention they dumped me."

Bridgette: "Sorry, DJ."

Gwen: (on screen) "Where are Geoff and Bridgette?"

Duncan: "Surely kissing as a couple, surely they are also with DJ."

Gwen: "Everyone knows that the targets of murderers are always couples, always with a party boy."


CONFESSIONAL:

DJ: "Pff, and now you tell me?"


END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Gwen crosses out the drawing of the three mentioned.)

Gwen: "You know, I just wanted to help."

Duncan: (lighting two torches) "Nobody learns in this world, that's why I like to burn things."

Gwen: "And that's why they sent you to correctional?"

Duncan: "As if I told you why they sent me there." (Accidentally burns the sheets.)

Gwen: "Oh no, I'll get a bucket!" (she runs away)

Duncan: "You never know-" (hears his name and the correctional being called) "You alone, you crazy killer" (walks away)

(Gwen runs over with a bucket and pours water on the leaves, putting out the fire.)

Gwen: "Phew, is everything okay, Duncan?" (She realizes she's gone and gets angry as she drops the bucket) "You know what? I'll go get a sandwich!" (He leaves as well, while the rest watch on the cameras as Duncan heads towards the assassin on the pier)

Owen: "Holy crap, he's going to take on the crazy killer with the saw!"


CONFESSIONAL:

Duncan: "Right now, you have to fight with everything, so only one of them will remain standing, to know who won."


END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Duncan: "This will be good." (the killer turns and slowly approaches) "Come find me!" (Duncan throws a couch at him, but the saw cuts it in half, then he threw a canoe and the same result happened, then a lifeguard, then a surfboard, and then a fish, who was blocked and fell to the ground and started to jump) "What? I'm out of things to throw" (the killer throws his saw that Duncan dodges and cuts part of the spring, Duncan breaks the saw shaft, and takes the saw and cuts into the killer's hook and faces him ) "Now let's see who's behind the mask!"


(We then cut to Gwen in the Mess Hall eating some sandwiches, until Lindsay arrives with some brownies.)

Gwen: (Realizes Lindsay was there.) "Lindsay? I thought you were out."

Lindsay: "I know, Gwen. But I thought I would just give you a brownie to cheer you up!" (Gives Gwen a brownie.)

Gwen: "Oh! Thanks." (Smiles, takes the brownie & starts eating it.)

(We then see someone coming with a chainsaw behind Gwen, breathing heavily as Lindsay gets concerned.)

Lindsay: "Uh, Gwen? Chef's behind you."

Gwen: "Huh?" (Looks at him, but she is unfazed.) "I wasn't born yesterday dude. Please, we watched a scary movie with an escaped psycho killer with a chainsaw and a hook, and here you are running around." (They both look at the hook together.)


(We then cut back to the control room, with Duncan holding the mask.)

Duncan: "Someone lose this?"

(Everyone cheers at Duncan, as Chef arrives.)

Izzy: "Way to go, Duncan!" (Claps, then looks at one of the cameras, as they saw Gwen look in fear, & Lindsay is confused.) "Hey, coolio! Gwen's taking on the psycho all by herself, and Lindsay is sharing some food with her! Oh ho ho!"

Duncan: Wait a sec. If Chef's in here… then who's in the lodge with Gwen and Lindsay?!

Owen: Holy *bleep*! It's the real escaped psycho killer with a chainsaw and a hook!

(Everyone then runs off, screaming, while Owen tries to catch up.)

Owen: "Gwen! Lindsay!"

Chris: "This could be really, really good for ratings… (Panting) or really, really bad for lawsuits!"


(We then cut back with Gwen, Lindsay, and the real psycho killer.)

Gwen: "Okay, I know actors without speaking parts don't get paid much, but seriously, dude, invest in a dental plan and some toothpaste!"


CONFESSIONAL:

Psycho Killer: (Sniffs.) "Oh.."


END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Lindsay: "Chef? Do you want a sandwich or a brownie before you impale us with your big, scary hook?"

(The psycho killer shakes his head no.)

Gwen: "Okay. (Starts eating the sandwich.) "Look, you can drop the charade, okay? I know you're an actor with a hook prop. And frankly, you're not that scary." (The killer puts his hand out, with a missing hand, as Gwen & Lindsay cringe in disgust.)

Lindsay: "Ewww!"

Gwen: "Ew, gross. How did they get it to go all scabby like that?"

(The Real Psycho Killer roars in anger, as everyone else arrives.)

Everyone else: "Gwen! Lindsay! He's the real escaped psycho killer with a chainsaw and a hook!"

Gwen/Lindsay: "What?!"

(They both look at him, as they both scream in fear, Lindsay faints in fear, just before The Killer goes near Gwen, she kicks him in the face multiple times. As the mask is taken off.)

Psycho Killer: (Flamboyant voice) "Ow! Oh, that was totally uncalled for!" (Walks off.) "Man, I am so out of here! I was treated way better in prison!"

(DJ faints as well, as Gwen goes to the rest of the contestants, & high fives Duncan. But they all get concerned for DJ & Lindsay.)


(Now we cut to the elimination ceremony, where all the contestants and Chris were there)

Chris: "Okay, it's very obvious that Gwen won the challenge by facing the real Psycho Killer, and sadly, it's also very obvious that DJ will walk in the Dock of Shame, since he was the one who freaked out the most and locked himself in, without the Psycho Killer will catch him, no hard feelings, dude, you will be missed."

Owen: "Aww, group hug!"

(The contestants all give DJ a group hug altogether.)


(Cut to everyone saying goodbye on the pier, as DJ leaves on the loser's boat, but suddenly the camera pans to the Psycho Killer watching this from the woods and muttering things until...)

Psycho Killer: (turns to camera) "Oh man, that hurt so bad...is he bleeding? He's bleeding, right?"

(End Credits)


Sorry DJ fans.. This remains unchanged.

Stay tuned for episode 20!