Chris: "Last time on Total Drama Island… An escaped psycho killer terrorized our campers with his meat-mangling hook and his mega murderous chainsaw. There was a large amount of screaming, and fainting. Especially considering the whole thing was really just an elaborate punk. Ooh, ooh, ooh! I love this part! Duncan was the only one to psych out the psycho! But ultimate victory went to Gwen, who somehow ended up in the kitchen with an actual psycho, which left DJ the chicken-heart to float the Loser Boat home. Only 8 campers remain. Who will win? Who will lose? Ow! Who will need a rabies shot thanks to this ungrateful little– Find out on this episode of… Total. Drama. Island!"

(Theme song plays.)

(The episode begins in the morning, in the girls cabin, with Bridgette, Gwen, Izzy & Heather all sleeping peacefully. But Lindsay is seen turning in fear in her sleep, as it fades to her dream.)

(We then cut to Lindsay shown in a black screen. As she walks around.)

Lindsay: "Hello? Is anyone here? Tyler? Gwen? Owen?"

?: "Lindsay.."

Lindsay: (Starts to look in fear.) "Uh, who said that?"

?: "That would be me."

(The spotlight reveals to be The Real Psycho Killer from last episode.)

Lindsay: (Gasps in shock.) "The Real Escaped Killer with a uh.. Chainsaw with... A hook! What are you doing?!"

Psycho killer: "Decided to show you this." (Another spotlight reveals Tyler, tied up in a chair with duct tape in his mouth.)

Lindsay: (Gasps.) "Tyler! Why are you doing this to him?!"

Psycho killer: "Oh, he's gonna sit back and enjoy the show!" (Puts on his chainsaw, as he laughs mechanically, & Lindsay screams in fear.)

(We cut back to reality, with Lindsay waking up, and gasped. With her eyes widen, and panting heavily. But the rest of the girls left the cabin.)

Lindsay: (Panting heavily.) "Ok. I'm not gonna watch horror movies anymore.." (Walks out of the cabin.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Lindsay: "After that spooky challenge last night, I've been having nightmares all night! I really wish Tyler can save me.. At least I had his phone number still.." (Puts her hand around her skirt, but realizes that the paper is missing.) "What the? Where did it go?!"

Heather: (Laughs.) "Lindsay thought she still had Tyler's phone number, right? But It's now in my hands." (Gets the sheet of paper out of her pocket.)

END OF CONFESSIONALS:

(Then we cut to the contestants walking.)

Owen: (Taps on Izzy's shoulder, as she glares at him. As Owen gets out orange flowers.) "Wild flowers for a wild and crazy gal?"

Izzy: "Oh, yeah? As in the kind you abandon and leave for dead in the hands of a chainsaw-wielding psycho killer with a hook?"

Owen: "Me? Abandon you? Never! Never ever!"

(Then they all hear a noise, and they realize Owen was gone.)

Gwen: "Wasn't there just a three hundred pound bag of joy talking to you?"

Lindsay: "Yeah, where's Owen?"

Owen: (Tied up in a tree on his foot.) "I'm only 296. Someone set a trap. (Then a cage traps the contestants as well.) Or two."

Chris: "Good morning, campers! Or should I say… trappers? Ready for today's challenge? Excellent. (The contestants gasp in shock.) Then let's chat about it over chow. Shall we?" (Walks off.)

Owen: "He's coming back to untrap us, right? (A saw cuts off the rope, as Owen falls on top of the cage. Which it opens.) "Good aim.."

(We now cut to the contestants in the Mess Hall, trying to eat some gruel, as some were grossed out. Gwen tried to get some out of their spoon, but it was too sticky.)

Gwen: "Paste?"

(We now see Chris in the Mess Hall too.)

Chris: "Campers, there are only 8 of you left on Total Drama Island. After tonight's dramatic bonfire ceremony, only 7 of you will remain. We're nearing the end, people, so look alive!"

CONFESSIONALS:

Duncan: "What are my chances of winning? I'd say they're pretty darn great because anyone who doesn't vote for me is a dead man. Are you listening out there, all of you who have been kicked off? If you don't vote for me, I'll find you!"

Geoff: "I am so stoked! The final seven, and I'm going all the way, dudes! Woohoo! I think I got a good shot at winning. Heck, I won student council president two years running, and I didn't even give a speech! I can do this, man. Woohoo!"

END OF CONFESSIONALS:

Chris: "Today's challenge involves making like our province's great rangers and game wardens. You'll each have eight hours to trap an animal."

(Bridgette spits out the gruel in shock.)

Bridgette: "WHAT?!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Bridgette: "I can't trap any animal! They are my friends! If I disobey Chris' rules, I'll be disqualified! But.." (Takes a deep breath.) "Focus Bridgette. Just focus."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Duncan: (Raises his & Owen's hand.) "Got one."

Chris: (Unfazed.) "A wild animal. Which you must bring back to the campfire, unharmed."

Bridgette: "Wait, so we won't cook it?"

Chris: (Nods his head.)

(Bridgette sighs in relief.)

(Cut to the sky, where some helicopters were carrying bears dangling by their paws.)

Chris: "Rangers often have to relocate animals, for their own good, and the campers' good."

(Below, in a playground, two boys were playing seesaw, until a bear falls on top of a girl, sending the boy flying.)

Girl: (over the bear, yelling) "Get off me!"

(Cut back to the Mess Hall, where Geoff and Lindsay were struggling to grab their plate.)

Gwen: "For my own good? I could randomize my animal if I wanted to, I'm starving!"

Chris: "It's funny you mention that, Gwen, since the winner of the challenge will have a dinner with whatever dishes you want."

Heather: "I'm going to win this!"

Owen: "So you're not going to eat that?"

CONFESSIONALS:

Owen: "I can't believe I'm in the final 8? Can you believe it? winning? (laughs) "Woohoo! Everyone here deserves it more than me anyway... except Heather, she's really bad, but I'm not afraid of her"

Heather: (outside, knocking on the door) "OWEN!" (Owen crouches in fear) "Are you going to finish it yet?"

END OF CONFESSIONALS:

(Now we cut to the boathouse, where the eight campers were facing Chris, holding a hat full of papers)

Chris: "Now pick an animal..."

Owen: (takes a piece of paper and reads it): "Chipmunk."

Lindsay: "Toad."

Duncan: "Raccoon."

Gwen: "Duck."

Geoff: "Beaver."

Bridgette: "Squirrel."

Izzy: "Deer, YES, piece of cake!"

Heather: (looks in shock) "Bear?! UGH, you must be kidding me?!"

Chris: "It was the only animal left..."

Heather: "All these degenerates have cute little toads and water ducklings, and I'M supposed to catch a bear with my own hands!"

Chris: "You have 60 seconds to take anything from the boathouse to catch your animal."

Heather: "Unless there's an animal trainer or a zebra skeleton in there this is useless, I'm out of here!" (Starts to walk away)

Chris: "I guess I haven't mentioned the penalty yet..."

Heather: "Whatever, I'll take it."

Chris: "The loser will have to clean the communal bathrooms..."

(Heather stops in shock, while the others choke in disgust.)

Owen: "Sorry, I must have eaten a lot of that delicious pasta."

Chris: "Okay, campers, you only have a minute to grab anything that catches creatures."

(We now cut to inside the boathouse, where the contestants are seen trying to get their catching gear for the challenge, the contestants are looking and digging, while Heather found a rubber chicken, and Gwen found a net. Heather drops the chicken as she & Gwen fight for the net. Duncan found a boat paddle, but he dropped it. Then he found a hammer as he smiles. But once he see's Heather & Gwen fighting for the net, they both stop as they look at him.)

Gwen: "Uh, you're gonna trap a raccoon with a sledgehammer?"

Heather: "You may wanna rethink that."

Duncan: (Gets out a chainsaw.) "Ah, thanks for the tip."

(Heather & Gwen look at him, but they continue fighting for the net.)

(We then cut to Bridgette & Geoff looking around in a box, as Owen walks to them.)

Owen: "I've got paper towels! Yeah! Whoo! (Shares a high five with Geoff, as Geoff gets out a sack.) A burlap sack? You should patent that!"

Bridgette: (Looks around, and finds a little catching net.) "A little net?! Do I have to catch a squirrel with that? But I hope it will work out well.. But I hate hurting many animals.."

Geoff: (Comforts Bridgette.) "Relax, Bridge. You'll be fine!"

Chris: "Ten seconds remaining!"

Izzy: (Looks, and then runs off with boxes. & laughs.) "Excuse me, pardon, coming through!"

Duncan: "Is that legal? Can she just–" (Gets tackled by Gwen backwards while she & Heather were still fighting for the net.)

Gwen: (Looks at a container.) "Duck bait? Yeah, that'll work." (Let's go of the net, which makes Heather fall and sit on a bucket.)

Heather: (Groans in disgust.) "I think there's still fish in here."

Gwen: The net's all yours. And P.S. It'll never hold a bear.

(Heather then falls off the bucket.)

CONFESSIONALS:

Gwen: "I don't know. I guess I have a chance. Let's put it this way. If I didn't think I could win, do you really think I would be in this dump? Putting up with the revolting food, giant bugs, and cameras in your face all day is one thing. But Heather? Only a hundred thousand dollars could make me live with her."

Heather: "I assume I'm the favorite to win. I mean, look who's left. Weird goth girl, a criminal, a fart machine, a party dude, a animal lover, a psycho hose beast, and Lindsay. And I also found out that Gwen apologized to Lindsay for yelling at her a few days ago. Woop-de-doo! We're not here to make friends. We're here to win. (Breaks her nail polisher.) And that is exactly what I plan on doing."

END OF CONFESSIONALS:

(We see Owen, Heather & Geoff walk off, but Izzy is seen looking at the box.)

Izzy: (Pulls out multiple things from the box.) 'Kay, bobbin' thingies, old sandwich, stick, big nasty hook… Score! Tranquilizer gun! Guys, look!"

Heather: "Could you please aim the other way?"

Chris: "Everybody ready?"

(The contestants arrive, and we see Lindsay with just a bucket.)

Everyone but Heather: "Yes!"

Heather: No!

Chris: "Game on!"

(Then the contestants, except Heather & Duncan, all run off. As Duncan walks to her.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Duncan: "See, now Heather, she was my competition. And as much as it made me wanna hurl, I knew I had to get on her good side."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Duncan: "You can borrow my chainsaw after I'm done."

Heather: "Great! The bear can use it to skin me alive after he's finished mauling me! Thanks!"

Duncan: "Well, I did pick something up that might help you." (Gets out antler ears.)

Heather: "Why would you wanna help me?"

Duncan: "Because if you team up with me, I'll take you to the final two."

Heather: "Not interested." (Walks off.)

Duncan: "Suit yourself."

Heather: "I usually do."

Duncan: "She'll be back. Just wait."

(We then cut to a duck eating some bread crumbs. And then Gwen behind the bushes with her little net.)

Gwen: "C'mere, ducky ducky! Let's get this over with!" (Pours more bread crumbs.) Come and get it!"

(A duck then runs to another pile of bread crumbs, then eats them fast. And then acts like the Road Runner & runs off. As Gwen looks in shock.)

Gwen: "What the *bleep* was that?!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Gwen: "Uh… last time I checked, ducks waddled."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(We then cut to a duck in the ponds, with Lindsay slowly walking to it carefully with a bucket.)

Lindsay: "Steady.. Steady.."

CONFESSIONAL:

Lindsay: "You know, I might have a great chance at winning because catching that toad will be too easy! After that, I'll tell the others to vote Heather off, and that bitch will pay for making me break Gwen & Trent up. But thankfully they both patched up, while Gwen & I patched up a day later, and making a fake alliance with me! And also for stealing Tyler's phone number too!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Lindsay slowly walks to the frog, but it hops to another pond. Lindsay walks to it again, as it hops to another pond.)

Lindsay: "Come on little froggy! I just wanna take you somewhere special!" (Walks to it again.)

(The frog then hops to another pond, Lindsay growls in annoyance, once she tries to walk close to it again, she accidentally falls into a pond.)

Lindsay: (Rises up, and breathes.) "How does a pond end up like that?"

(Then the frog jumps off again.)

(We now cut to Heather pulling a trash can close to a cave.)

Heather: "Uh… (Clears throat.) Look, I'm no bear whisperer, but I've got some garbage here. So, just come and get it! (A bear doesn't come out.) Hello? I don't have all–" (A roar is heard as she gasps, and then runs off.)

(We then cut to a raccoon eating behind a rock, then the camera pans to Duncan, slowly trying to get close to it.)

Duncan: "Hey, buddy. Hey, little pal." (The raccoon looks at him.) "Come on, let's go for a walk."

(Then he hears some chattering, as he see's other raccoons behind him. As more come up behind them.)

Duncan: "Oh, so that's how it's gonna be. I didn't want it to come to this, but…" (Gets out the chainsaw.)

(The raccoons all look at each other, then they all growl, as they all transform into a robotic monster with all of the raccoons in it, as it roars.)

Duncan: (Gulps.) "That's more than meets the eye."

(Now we cut outside, behind the Mess Hall, where Chef was loading a trash can, right in some bushes, Izzy was looking around before walking out with gun drawn.)

Izzy: "Banzai!"

(Izzy fired several darts, she widened her eyes and was surprised to see Chef knocked out, with the darts stuck in his butt.)

Izzy: "Oops..." (runs away)

CONFESSIONAL:

Izzy: "I should win, remember the time I dressed up everyone, and they all freaked out and said 'OH NO!' And I said 'GRR'" (chuckles) "If someone else dressed up as a bear, I wouldn't have freaked out, if someone wasn't as smart as me, did I mention that my IQ is 188?"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Back with Gwen, she was currently chasing the sprinting duck, just as Heather runs past her.)

Gwen: "Heather, wait!" (The duck taunts her again as she runs away again) "UGH, I hate this damn show!"

(We now cut to Duncan being chased by the giant raccoon robot, while they shoot at him but he dodges them, until one of them pushes him off a cliff, where he falls hard to the ground, Duncan stands up and realizes that in his head was standing the raccoon on him.)

(Commercial break.)

(We cut now to a tree, where Owen was crawling on a branch, approaching a chipmunk)

Owen: "The naturalist becomes a part of nature, it is his way of being, he looks into the eyes of the animals to tame them and dominates them, we are one, buddy." (he looks him in the eye) "You are the only that stands between me and nature, but I still love you..." (suddenly, the chimpunk bites him on the nose.) "AHHH, you're smart!" (The branch falls and Owen falls to the ground, but the chipmunk is saved by a parachute.)

(We cut now to a pond, where a majestic pony was drinking, before his peace was interrupted by a tranquilizer dart, knocking him over, while Izzy hid, looking on in shock.)

(We now cut to Bridgette, who was approaching in a bush, where she saw a squirrel picking up an acorn from the ground)

Bridgette: "Hi good squirrel, I don't want to bother you, I'm just asking you to be on this network for just 5 minutes, will you?" (Bridgette pulls out the net but the squirrel is startled and attacks Bridgette in the face, who screams as she falls to the ground)

(Cut to the campfire, where there was a wooden cage, Heather was walking around.)

Heather: "A bear, really? How am I going to catch a bear?!"

Gwen: (off camera) "Open the cage!" (Heather runs and opens the cage, while Gwen ran, leaving crumbs for the duck, who followed them and entered the cage with them, while Heather closed it) "YES! I won dinner, bring me roast duck, baked duck, duck orange, chocolate mousse, NO... duck mouse!"

Duncan: (off camera) "Open the cage!" (Duncan runs with the raccoon on his head and throws it into the cage, locking it up with the duck) "HA, how did you like that?"

Heather: "Gwen already won."

Gwen: (chuckles) "Hey, host, bring the food!"

Chris: (on PA) "Don't forget, whoever gets there last will have to clean the toilets!"

Duncan: (looks at Heather) "Look, now that I don't have anything better to do, I can help you catch the bear" (pulls out deer ears) "Doe."

CONFESSIONAL:

Heather: "Evil, manipulative, arrogant, tying all three together would cause disaster, but I need a new alliance, so HELLO to the criminal lord!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(We now cut to Geoff in a lake, with a lot of branches in there, then he rises down to the branches, and finds beavers sitting on a table, once they realized he made it there, a beaver slaps him with his tail.)

Geoff: (Angry.) "Beavers. Don't make me angry! You won't like me when I'm angry.."

(The beavers responded to him by slapping him many times with their tails.)

(We now cut to an airplane, but a tranquilizer dart hits it, as it crashes to the ground. Izzy then looks in shock.)

Izzy: "Whoops.."

CONFESSIONAL:

Izzy: "Yeah, genius runs in my family, and psychotherapy. Uh-huh. Once at my family barbecue, my uncle cut off his ear with a steak knife to emulate Van Gogh, because he's like, all artistic, but he chickened out and only cut half of it off. And it was like ha-hanging there. It was so gross! I swear, I think some of it ended up in my salad."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(We now cut back to a frog, but we see Lindsay holding a stick, with a little piece of cheese tied up to it.)

Lindsay: "Here, Froggy! Hopefully this cheese will be good for you!" (The frog then looks away angrily at her.) "It's good for you! Please don't trick me again Froggy.. If you're hungry, then have his piece of cheese, and I'll pick you up!" (Once Lindsay starts to get closer, she falls into another pond, now covered in mud.) "Ewwww! That frog really is a trickster!"

(We now cut to a chipmunk hopping, but Owen is seen running slowly, trying to catch it.)

Owen: "The naturalist would like the chipmunk to listen to reason. [panting] The naturalist would like to point out that we're all one in the eyes of Mother Nature! One love, Chippy! (Crashes into a branch, & falls down, then he slowly crawls as the chipmunk continues hopping.) Work with me. You're killin' me here!"

(We cut back to Duncan & Heather.)

Duncan: (Gives her antler ears & deer tail.) "Here."

Heather: "No! No, see, the thing that's supposed to happen is I agree to be an alliance with you and you help me catch the bear. What doesn't happen is that I wear a reindeer costume!"

Duncan: "How fast can you run?"

Heather: "Also, you don't ask me a gazillion stupid questions."

Duncan: "You put these on, the bear thinks you're a deer. You run away and lead him toward the campground."

Heather: "How fast can you run?"

Duncan: "I bet you're faster. But what I will do is follow. Just guide the bear into the cage! I bet most of the other morons have already got their animals back to camp. (Heather gasps in shock.) You don't have a lot of time."

CONFESSIONAL:

Duncan: (Cutting his finger nails with his pocket-knife.) "It's what they call a win-win. She succeeds, and I have an alliance. She loses, and she gets eaten by a bear."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(We now cut to Gwen in a fancy dinner table, along with Chris.)

Chris: "Wow. That all looks good!"

Geoff: (Off-Screen.) "Open the cage!"

(Chris then opens the cage, as we see Geoff coming out with branches, as he puts the beavers out of the branches and puts them in a cage.)

Chris: "Hey, man impressive! And no rabies!"

(Bridgette, now badly scratched in her face arrives, as she sadly puts the squirrel in the cage.)

Bridgette: (To the squirrel.) "I'm sorry little guy. But you'll be ok."

Chris: "I bet you'll do that kind of stuff in the future!" (Chuckles, as Bridgette glares at him.)

(Then a muddy Lindsay comes out with a bucket, as she pours the frog into the cage.)

Lindsay: "I REALLY need to take a shower.." (The 3 contestants walk off.)

Chris: "Congratulations you guys."

Gwen: (Chef comes out with more food.) "Huh, I guess they're just jealous."

(We now cut back to Izzy hunting.)

Izzy: (Crawling behind the bushes.) "I got it. It may have been a slow start, but I finally got it. Izzy's a sharpshooter." (Finds some deer antlers behind the bushes.) "Bonzai!" (Then she Shoots the gun, as the antlers fall to the ground.) "Yes!" (Laughs, but she see's a bear roaring & running off, as Duncan walks to her.)

Duncan: "Have you seen Heather?"

Izzy: "Who?"

Duncan: "About ye tall. Long, dark hair. Hot. Wearing deer antlers."

(Then we see what Izzy actually shot wearing deer antlers was Heather. Who is now dizzy with a dart on her butt, as she collapses to the ground. Duncan smiles hilariously, while Izzy looks at her sheepishly.)

Izzy: "Whoops.."

CONFESSIONAL:

Duncan: (Continues cutting his fingernails, until he begins to chuckle, and then laughs at what happened.)

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(We now cut back with Chris & Gwen.)

Chris: "So, what are you having first?"

Gwen: "I don't even know where to start."

Owen: (Arriving.) "Woohoo! Chris! Open the cage!" (Chris tries to open the cage, but Owen is now chasing the chipmunk around in circles.) The naturalist will not be defeated! (Crashes the table, as Gwen looks in shock. Then the chipmunk hops into the cage.) "Close the cage! Close the cage!"

Chris: "You sure?"

Owen: "Close it!" (Chris closes the cage, but Owen doesn't realize he's inside the cage, as the animals glare at him.) "Why, hello, ducky. Oh, and what a nice little raccoon you are. Next to the sweet beavers. (Chuckles, but the animals start attacking him, as he screams in pain.) "I'm the naturalist!"

(Cut now to the elimination ceremony, where everyone was sitting on the logs, except for Heather, who was standing tied to a board, while she had her mouth open with saliva spilling out of her mouth)

Duncan: (looking at Heather) "Hey, you sure you want to go to the infirmary to get that dart removed?..." (chuckles) "...out your butt"

Heather: (Glares at him) "Not until the mad beast falls.."

Chris: (walking closer) "You cast your votes, everyone has decided, the camper who doesn't get a marshmallow, will have to walk the Dock of Shame, take the losers boat, and never come back... EVER!"

CONFESSIONALS:

Gwen: "The only thing I'll be happy not to see again is food-"

Duncan: "The food-"

Lindsay: (chokes) "The food-"

Gwen: "It's the rottest-"

Heather: "Disgusting-"

Bridgette: "Gross-"

Lindsay: "Repulsive"

Gwen: "And stinky-"

Heather: "You had to eat! Ugh, and the toilets?"

Lindsay: Those toilets?

Bridgette: Looks like they weren't washed in-"

Heather: "Thirty-five years!"

Lindsay: "They suck!"

Duncan: "And I mean...they *bleep*ing SUCK!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Chris: "The first person to get a marshmallow goes to...Gwen...Geoff...Owen...Lindsay...Duncan...Heather..." (Heather misses and the marshmallow hits her head)

(The only ones left without marshmallows were Bridgette and Izzy)

Chris: "And finally our last players, one of you will be removed from Total Drama Island forever!"

(Both look at each other nervously.)

Heather: (impatient) "Just give it to Bridgette at once!"

Chris: (shrugs) "Okay..." (throws the marshmallow to Bridgette)

Izzy: (stands up) "We all have to go sometime..."

Owen: "You can make out with me if you want, if it breaks your fall?"

Izzy: "Good evening everyone, thanks for coming out!"

(She throws a smoke bomb, causing it and her to disappear, as everyone looks on in surprise)

Chris: (approaching Heather) "Being the loser, you've got some unfinished business to do..." (takes out a rag and bucket)

Heather: "Duncan, I need your services.."

(Cut to outside the communal bathrooms, where Heather was still tied up and standing, but she was fine now, filing her nails.)

Duncan: (from inside) "These bathrooms stink!"

Heather: "Lindsay took three drool baths today, an remember cleaning the gunk off Gwen's brush..."

Duncan: (goes outside, with a brush) "Why should I...?" (He notices Heather, but she returns to her immobile form)

Heather: "Continue your misery, just like mine which I will never forget!"

Duncan: "Okay" (walks back inside, as Heather smiles from afar, and the episode ends.)

(End credits.)

We all knew that was coming, right? Sorry Izzy fans.. But this remains unchanged.

Stay tuned for episode 21!

Votes:

Izzy - Bridgette, Duncan, Geoff, Gwen, Heather, Lindsay.

Bridgette - Izzy.

Heather - Owen.