Chris: "Last time on Total Drama Island… The campers got sent out on safari. They made like they were zookeepers. Although, some of them might wanna look at other careers. And Heather and Duncan formed an alliance, which helped a little. Although, everyone else helped by sucking. This week, our 7 remaining campers will get way too close for comfort. And Izzy was sent packing. AGAIN! Will Heather and Duncan's alliance survive another challenge? Will Heather avoid the Boat of Losers yet again? And who will be voted off this week in the most dramatic campfire ceremony yet? Find out tonight… on Total. Drama. Island!"
(Theme song plays.)
(The episode starts in the morning, where everyone was sleeping peacefully, Owen was dreaming in his bed.)
Owen: (Dreamingly) "Mmm, cheese..."
(We now move on to Owen's dream, where he was naked and eating cheese, sitting on a pile of cheese, he falls and floats like other wheels of cheese, he keeps eating and eating, until he sees some helicopters carrying giant donuts, which which excites him and rides on one of them.)
Heather: (in reality.) "Shut up out there!"
(Owen wakes up from his sleep and looks out the window, at the girls awake and coming out of the cabin.)
Gwen: "What's going on out there?"
Owen: "It's the Donut-copter!"
Heather: (rolling her eyes) "Ugh!"
(Chris is seen piloting the helicopter)
Chris: "Welcome to Total Drama Island, in the last 6 weeks, you've seen 17 teens go all out, and in the end get eliminated, it sucks to be you, Ezekiel, Eva, Noah, Justin, Katie, Sadie, Izzy, Cody , Beth, Tyler, Courtney, Harold, Eva again, Trent, LeShawna, Courtney again, DJ, and Izzy again!"
(Cut to Chris coming down from the helicopter to the ground, walking towards the campers.)
Chris: "Only 7 players left, and after 6 weeks of bugs, stinky food, and even more horrible toilets, the survivors are even closer to freaking out, and to make it a little more special, we're trying hard to de-stress you a bit, And what better way to push your limits than to handcuff yourself together." (Takes out some handcuffs.)
Heather: "Duncan's parole officer requested this?"
Chris: "No, this is for the challenge, which is a Tri-Armed Triathlon."
Owen: "Tri-Armed? Like three arms?"
Chris: "Yes, Three teams, three challenges, three arms per team."
Bridgette: "But there are 7 of us"
Chris: "All in good time..."
Heather: "Hello? You know these people, you're not going to chain me to any of them! Got it?"
Chris: "Challenge winner members will receive immunity for tonight's vote."
CONFESSIONALS:
Gwen: "6 long weeks, the person who annoys me the most? Besides Heather, Geoff, he's such an annoying party jerk, if he says 'dude' or 'cool' again, I think I'm going to hurt him."
Geoff: "I've come a long way, and Bridge is still with me, but I miss my friends at home...if you're watching this, hello out there! It's not that I don't like them, besides my girl, but they're kind of depressive, except Owen, that big guy knows how to party and, Lindsay is friendly, but Gwen and Duncan are so serious, and Heather terrifies me with all her strategies, I thought reaching the final six would be like a party, but it's tense, dude... "
Duncan: "This place has been torture, at least in correctional we had half an hour of daily television, and they kept the lunatics apart, this latrine is the only private place I have here, but you DON'T want to be here after Owen... .(Sniffs and chokes) "This stinks!"
Lindsay: "I can't believe it, I'm in the final six! Even without any alliance maybe I can make it to the final three, preferably without Heather"
Owen: "YES, DUDE, the final six, a place at the table, WOOHOO!-"
Duncan: (outside) "Lower your voice!"
Owen: (lowers his voice) "It's amazing to be here, the final six, woohoo..."
END OF CONFESSIONALS:
(Cut now inside the Mess Hall, in front of a table, the campers were standing, except Geoff, every other camper was chained up, the couples were Bridgette and Duncan, Owen and Heather, and Lindsay and Gwen.)
Chris: "The first of the three challenges, a competitive feast."
Owen: "Oh please, this is like a dream I had."
Heather: (in disbelief) "The Donut-Copter Dream?"
Owen: "Did you dream it too?"
Chris: "Each team must choose a feeder and an eater, the eaters should have their hands behind to make things difficult for the feeders, one more thing..." (Takes out a golden key with a skull on it.) "This is the key to the weakling, this one can open any handcuff, I'll ask it at the beginning of each challenge in case you want to separate from your partner." (Heather looked at this with emotion.) "BUT... if you decide to accept it, both will be eliminated"
Gwen: "Hello, how do we win this thing?"
Chris: "The Chef is bringing a dish for each team, the team that manages to get their eater to eat it all, wins a point."
Duncan: "I'll be the eater."
Bridgette: (not caring) "Okay..."
Lindsay: (looks at Gwen) "I don't care if you feed me like a baby, I can do it!"
Gwen: (Rolling her eyes) "Okay..."
(The Chef arrives and puts a tray in each team, which was some cakes, orange jelly, and a green chicken.)
Owen: "Uhhhh, delicious."
Heather: "I don't think chickens are green in nature."
Owen: "I think it's lemon lime chicken."
(Then the eaters put their hands behind their backs next to one of the feeder, with Owen knocking Heather over as he does so.)
(Bridgette picks up a spoon and puts the food into Duncan's mouth fiercely.)
Duncan: (With his mouth full) "Slow down..."
Bridgette: "I can't, it's a challenge"
(Gwen put the food in Lindsay's mouth, who chewed.)
Gwen: "One, two, three, open your mouth."
Lindsay: (Chewing) "Wait, this tastes really good!"
Gwen: "Really? This isn't a food test, it's a competition!"
(Meanwhile, Heather was putting the food in Owen's mouth very quickly.)
Owen: (with his mouth full) "Faster!"
Heather: "If you drop it, it doesn't count, shut your mouth and swallow!"
(Bridgette continued to roughly feed Duncan food, now herself covered in food, as Duncan swallowed endlessly.)
Duncan: (with his mouth full) "Hey...slow down..."
Lindsay: "Oh, cheesecake, delicious."
Gwen: "Listen, we didn't come to try the food, we came to win."
Lindsay: (swallows food) "Okay..."
(Gwen and Bridgette kept feeding their partner's food, while Hearher did it quickly, until he stopped.)
Heather: (to Owen) "I'm done feeding you food, time to work on your strengths..." (She grabs the entire tray and puts all the food in Owen's mouth.)
(Commercial break.)
(After that, Owen ate all the food.)
Chris: "The winners are, Owen and Heather!"
Heather: "YES Owen, you're a big eater, we're a great team" (Hugs him)
Owen: "Uh...thank you."
CONFESSIONALS:
Owen: "After Heather thanked me at the feast challenge she was very happy with me...I didn't really understand that"
Heather: "To everyone who has left the island, I'd like to call you 'Unwinnable', and I know you may be wrong about the strategies I used, but I was just playing the game the way I was meant to play it, besides, you should learn it later." when you find out who should win!"
END OF CONFESSIONALS:
Heather: "What a team."
(Suddenly Owen's stomach burps.)
Owen: (looks at Heather) "How are you for toilet paper?"
(Cut outside, where Owen runs, farting after Heather, dragged by him, when the bathroom door closes Heather's scream is heard.)
CONFESSIONAL:
Heather: (Close to camera, and breathing into a bag.) "Owen is so *bleep*ing disgusting, if I make it out of this alive, I'll put a distance restriction!" (the camera zooms out showing him and her together) "No offense."
Owen: "I'm not offended."
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Chris: (Shows a key with a skull in it.) "Last chance for the tempting wimp key before part two!"
Duncan: "I dare you!"
Owen: (To Heather.) "Look, since you and I aren't really seeing eye-to-eye on this challenge. Maybe we should–"
Heather: "Shut up and focus, Owen! You're not getting out that easy."
CONFESSIONAL:
Owen: "It was worth a try! (Whispers.) Heather scares me."
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Bridgette: "What's the challenge, Chris?"
Chris: "On the beach, you will find three canoes. One for each team. Your challenge is to paddle your canoe, while wearing handcuffs, [chuckles] All the way to Boney Island. Once there, you will open a package that is waiting for you."
Owen: "I have one quick question, what are you gonna do with Geoff?"
Chris: "Oh, I forgot to mention that he'll be with you, & Heather!"
(The contestants gasps in shock.)
Geoff: "Uh.. Ok?" (Awkwardly walks to Owen & Heather, and gets handcuffed with them.)
Chris: "Ok, anyways.. Go!" (The contestants run off, but they accidentally trample Chris.) "By the way, if you trample me like that again, you're all disqualified! You got that?"
(We then cut to the canoes near the beach, once Bridgette is about to get on a boat, Duncan pulls her.)
Duncan: "Nuh-uh! I'm riding in the front Malibu, no arguments."
Bridgette: (Glares at him.) "Duncan! Can you just sit in the back while I just steer?"
Duncan: "What?! Are you kidding me? You're.. It's-"
Bridgette: "Please don't finish that sentence."
(We then see Owen & Geoff pushing Heather on a canoe.)
Heather: "Push it, big boys! Like it's a big ol' truck full of doughnuts!"
(We then see Gwen & Lindsay, with Gwen on a canoe, while Lindsay pushing it, while Gwen is unfazed.)
Lindsay: "My father taught me on canoe riding when I was a kid, and it was very easy to do over here, Gwen!"
Gwen: (Sighs.) "Nice."
Lindsay: "What's wrong?"
Gwen: "It's just that you're going too slow. Can you hurry up?"
Lindsay: "Ok, ok!" (Goes a little faster.)
(We now cut to Lindsay & Gwen now canoeing in the ocean.)
Lindsay: (Paddling, looking around.) "Are we there yet?"
Gwen: "No."
Lindsay: "But Gwen, am I canoeing the right way?"
Gwen: "I don't know! I mean, look, I'm the harsh, weird, scary goth girl who's being all mean and snappish as usual!"
Lindsay: (Gasps.) "Gwen! You're not weird, scary and mean! I think you're a very nice, cool, and also a really great goth girl!"
Gwen: (Surprised.) "Really?" (Smiles.) "Thank you, Lindsay." (Now gets concerned.) "By the way, I also thought Tyler gave you your phone number, right? What happened to it?"
Lindsay: "Heather stole it, and I think she might erase it and I might forget it!"
Gwen: (Face-palms.) "I knew it.. Do you think Tyler would be mad after what you did to Trent?"
Lindsay: "I hope not.. Courtney said she'll tell the truth on what really happened."
Gwen: "Ok, ok. I forgive you." (They both paddle off.)
(We then cut to Duncan & Bridgette.)
Duncan: "Come on, paddle! I'm doing all the work here, and I know my half of the canoe isn't the heavier half."
Bridgette: "Don't tell me what to do like that, Duncan, or else I'll whack this paddle the way it hurts."
Duncan: "Well, I'm about to get up in your face, and if I do, you are not gonna like it!"
Bridgette: "And if you just concentrate for once!"
Duncan: "Says who?"
Bridgette: "I've got my eyes on you. You've done it all for Courtney. And don't you even try to deny it."
Duncan: "Oh, that's all you got? Big deal, she's hot."
Bridgette: "She told me about Bunny after the challenge."
Duncan: (Realizes it, and frowns.) "Aw, man."
Bridgette: (Concerned.) "What's wrong? You couldn't think DJ think his bunny run away? Did you ever experience that before?"
Duncan: "Okay, fine. My dog Petey ran away on me when I was six and I didn't want DJ to have to go through the same thing, okay?"
Bridgette: (Sighs sadly.) "Well.. I also lost my dog Max when I was 10 because he got ran over by a car.." (Tears up.) "It felt like the worst day of my life!" (Wipes her tears away, and now focused.) "Ok, we're all good then. You're still gonna paddle? Even with a big heart?"
Duncan: "Yes, fine.. But don't go spreading it around, okay?" (They both paddle off.)
(Cut to Geoff, Heather and Owen paddling very close to Boney Island.)
Owen: "Since I was a child, many did not pay attention to what I said, I am a very sentimental person"
Geoff: "Wow dude, that's very heavy.."
Heather: "Owen, no offense, but I really don't care." (stands up and points) "There, I see it, quick!"
(Now on the beach, Heather took the backpack and from it she took out nothing more nor less than the headless tiki doll, which scared the three of them, just when Chris appeared above in his helicopter)
Chris: (using a megaphone) "Welcome to the second challenge, in episode 8, your partner Beth, stole a tiki doll from the island"
Gwen: (just coming up to Lindsay) "She said she gave it back!"
Chris: "She lied, she dumped it in the septic tank"
Geoff/Heather/Owen: (they drop the doll in disgust) "Yuck!"
Chris: "You must take the missing pieces to the cave of terror, and do it quickly, the more you have the doll, the worse your luck will be, and another thing, you must carry your partner on your back." (Everyone gasps.) "See ya!" (Walks off.)
Owen: (bows) "Get on up, cowboys!"
Geoff: "Yee-haw!"
Duncan: "Um, as strong as I am, we all have limits" (Bridgette glares at him) "Okay..."
Lindsay: "I guess one of us has to go."
Gwen: "If you don't mind?"
Lindsay: "No, not at all." (Gwen smiles as she climbs on top of Lindsay and they leave)
(Meanwhile, Owen was carrying Geoff and Heather on his back, when he stops at the edge of a lake)
Heather: (Looks at a map) "Ugh, great Owen, you just lost our way."
Owen: (Gasping) "I'm...trying..."
Geoff: (Pulls out a camera while looking around) "Wow, how beautiful is Mother Nature" (takes a picture)
Heather: "Hey, what are you doing?-" (Geoff accidentally takes a picture of her, blinding her with the flash)
Geoff: "Wow, what a great take, this will definitely go on the Wawanakwa album."
Heather: "Album?!" (He grabs her camera) "We're in a challenge, so stop wasting time!" (throws the camera into the water)
CONFESSIONAL:
Heather: "Geoff and Owen don't usually seem like much of a threat, but they are TERRIBLY annoying!"
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(In the woods, Lindsay was carrying Gwen on her back, while she was looking at the map.)
Gwen: "Why are we so lost?"
Lindsay: "I don't know, I still remember the last time we got here, I can find the way for you."
Gwen: (Surprised) "Do you really remember? Listen, no offense, I thought you were one of those dumb blondes with no brains, no IQ at all."
Lindsay: "Don't worry, a lot of people have called me that, and worse.."
Gwen: (painfully) "Wow, that's sad..."
Lindsay: (frowns) "Yeah, I know..."
(Suddenly Owen, with Heather and Geoff, beats them, when they reach the entrance of the cave, but a spider comes down from a web in front of Owen.)
Geoff: "A-a s-spider..."
Heather: (calming Owen) "Calm down, calm down..."
(However, the spider lands on Owen's face, and he screams in panic as it runs away, just as Duncan arrives, Bridgette on his back.)
Duncan: "Ha, that's it, just a few more steps and-" (suddenly stops as several giant beavers come out snarling, both startled.)
Bridgette: "Nice beavers.. Duncan, don't hurt them."
Duncan: (runs back) "Are you crazy? Nobody's that strong" (Runs as the beavers chase them)
(Gwen and Lindsay come out of a tree far away.)
Gwen: (gasps) "This is a mess, there's no way to tell if the other teams have already won."
Lindsay: "Maybe, but it's never too late!" (Takes the tiki doll part out of the backpack and throws it into the cave)
Gwen: "Yeah, we won!" (Squeals with joy, until she realizes what she's doing, as she covers her mouth.)
Lindsay: (Gasps) "Did you just squeal?!"
Gwen: (Nervous) "What? No, I was just, I was...(Looks for a long time, then she sighs.) "Yeah, I just squealed." (Lindsay squeals too)
CONFESSIONAL:
Gwen: "Let me tell you clearly, maybe she's goth, but maybe she can be a bit more feminine, plus she has an amazing boyfriend, he's athletic, loyal, and above all, very handsome.." (Squeals again, breaking the camera lens.)
END OF CONFESSIONALS:
(Now we cut the contestants again in Wawanakwa, this time next to the totem where Chris was, in each team there was a table, where there was something covered by a blanket.)
Chris: "What day was today, feisty eaters, carnivorous beavers, but it's time to end this tri-Armed day, the third and final challenge consists of this" (Removes the sheets, and reveals that they were the faces of the campers who had been removed carved in wood.)
(Owen gasps in fear at the sight of Eva's head)
Heather: "Calm down, it's just Eva, two Evas, eugh"
Chris: "For your next challenge you must make a tower formed by the heads of the campers, in the order in which they were eliminated, this round will decide who wins with a tie point, but maybe Bridgette and Duncan can overcome this, unless they want the wimpy key, start placing heads now!" (His whistle blows, and everyone begins the challenge)
(Heather grabs Justin's head and is upset to see him)
Owen: "Woah, Justin, even cut into shape he's still handsome" (Geoff and Heather look at him strangely, he worries) "I mean, he's handsome for girls"
(Heather searches through the heads and finds Beth and LeShawna's)
Heather: "My, my, look who I found, the traitorous Beth, and the loud LeShawna" (bumps their heads together) "their wooden heads weigh the same as their brains."
(Meanwhile, Gwen and Lindsay were arguing)
Gwen: "Well, the fifth one that was eliminated was Sadie"
Lindsay: "No, was it Katty, or was it Sandy.. Who was afraid of bad haircuts?" (Gwen face-palms in annoyance.)
Gwen: "It was Katie. Lindsay."
(Chris approaches Duncan and Bridgette's team)
Chris: "Let's see how the undecided team fares" (he removes the head that Duncan was touching, which was Courtney.)
Duncan: "Hey, don't look at that!"
(Back of his head, there was a heart carved on it.)
Chris: (chuckles) "Wow, that's awkward, the other guys kiss their girlfriends, YOU rub their heads" (chuckles again) "Looks like the tough guy wasn't that tough-" (Bridgette hits him with one of the heads and knocks him to the ground, as Duncan smiles at her and she winks at him.)
(Back with the team of three, Heather pokes Izzy's head out)
Heather: "Ugh, the crazy lady needs a helmet."
Owen: "We haven't started yet..."
Heather: "Can you believe she's still out on the streets?"
Owen: "Can we stop talking about this?"
Geoff: "Heather, you'd better-"
Heather: "SHE is a danger to society and to all sane people in the world-"
Owen: (Furious) "ENOUGH!" (Drags the two towards Chris) "Where's the weakling key?"
(Meanwhile, Gwen and Lindsay were making progress)
Lindsay: "Trent is missing, right?"
(They both watch Owen try to get away from Geoff and Heather, until they hear Chris)
Chris: (dizzy, holding Bridgette and Duncan's arms) "We have a winner, Bridgette and Duncan win immunity, that means anyone can get kicked out tonight" (passes out on the floor)
Lindsay: "We had fun, didn't we?"
Gwen: (shrugs) "Yeah, sure."
CONFESSIONAL:
Owen: (Close to camera) "Mom always said if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything, that's why Heather shouldn't say anything EVER, she's the meanest, nastiest, *bleep* around the world!" (The camera zooms out, revealing Heather next to him) "No offense."
Heather: "Oh, I'm not offended, instead I respect you..." (glances at him with daggers) "Don't say that again!"
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
(Cut to the elimination ceremony, where the six campers and Chris were present.)
Chris: "Everyone has cast their votes and made a choice, the camper who doesn't get a marshmallow must immediately walk the Dock of Shame, take the losers boat, and can't come back, EVER! First person I'll call , Bridgette, Duncan." (He throws the marshmallows to the two winners) "Heather, Lindsay, and Owen, they're safe too." (The three receive their marshmallows, shocking Geoff and Gwen, especially Bridgette.) "Yeah, that It's a way to wipe a camper's smile away by showing him a tray with a single marshmallow on it."
CONFESSIONALS:
Bridgette: "Why?! WHY?!"
Duncan: "I'm so sorry, but even someone like me has limits."
Heather: "Eliminating someone would be so easy, I just have to vote for the dumbest on my team."
Owen: (seen kissing Izzy's wooden head)
END OF CONFESSIONAL:
Chris: "Here's the last marshmallow for the night, which could be for Geoff or Gwen-"
Gwen: (stands up) "Okay, I had a good time-"
Chris: (Approaches angrily) "What are you doing, you're ruining the tension, go back to your place!" (Gwen reluctantly sits back down) "Last marshmallow of the night goes to...Gwen!" (Throws the last marshmallow to Gwen, when Bridgette gasps in shock.)
Bridgette: (stands up) "What?! Is everyone crazy?! Geoff is the sweetest, nicest guy ever here!"
Duncan: "Yeah, bingo, sis!"
Owen: "As if Heather can beat sympathy"
Heather: "The power of sympathy is enormous, and we don't care about you in that department."
Geoff: (comforts Bridgette) "Don't worry, Bridge, we'll see you later." (leaves) "Bye Dudes!"
(He walks into the Dock of Shame until Bridgette runs up to him)
Bridgette: "Wait, I have something for you." (pulls out Geoff's camera)
Geoff: (gasps) "My camera!" (Bridgette then gives it to him)
Bridgette: "Owen told me about Heather, so I went back to Boney Island for it, it might have some Wawanakwa water."
Geoff: "Makes it a better souvenir, right?"
Bridgette: "Um, yeah. I'm gonna miss you Geoff."
Geoff: "I'm gonna miss you too, Bridgette." (They both share a hug together.)
(Bridgette pulls away, and before she leaves, Geoff takes her arm and holds up the camera in front of them.)
Geoff: "W-Wait up! Say 'cheese'! Haha."
Bridgette: (Smiles.) "Cheese!"
(He takes the photo, and in the photo, Geoff and Bridgette are shown smiling, while in the photo there was some water and a fish inside the camera, and the episode ends.)
(End Credits.)
Sorry Geoff fans.. But this remains unchanged
Stay tuned for episode 22!
Votes:
Geoff - Duncan, Heather, Lindsay, Owen.
Gwen - Bridgette.
Heather - Gwen.
