Chris: (voiceover) "In today's special on Total Drama Island, you've been watching Gwen, Duncan, Bridgette, Lindsay, Heather and Owen make it to the final 6."

(Cut outside at camp, where Bridgette walks out of the Mess Hall and vomits off the bench, then in the bathrooms Heather runs out of the bathrooms as a bear chases her.)

Chris: "It's been a long 7 weeks, So, we decided to give our weary finalists the day off so we could contemplate how far they've gotten and enjoy all the campgrounds have to offer." (While walking down the pier, Heather and Gwen ran from the bear, while Duncan carved on the sign of Wawanakwa, and Lindsay was fishing until she pulled Owen out of the water, totally covered in leeches as she pulled out his bathing suit, much to his annoyance.) "But what about the campers who got eliminated who walked around the Dock of Shame and take the Boat of Losers and never come back? Where are these rejects living? How do they spend their time? And what do they think of who should win the hundred grand? Losers are about to spill it all, and you don't want to miss a word."

(Cut to Chris on his jet ski)

Chris: "Right now, on Total! Drama! Island!" (He navigates his jet ski to another place)

(Theme Song plays)

(The episode begins when Chris arrives on his jet ski at a pier, and a large resort is inhabited)

Chris: "Welcome to Playa de Losers, the all-inclusive luxury resort" (resort interior shown, complete with palm trees, pool, and buffet) "Where our eliminated campers heal their wounds as they accept their fate as men from the past, on national television"

(The previously kicked out campers are shown, Trent and DJ relaxing on the beach chairs, Eva standing lifting weights, and Justin diving into the pool and looking at himself in the mirror) "When we get to the final two, his fate will be in the hands of these 16 losers" (Sadie, Katie and Noah were looking at Justin from the pool bar)

Sadie: (sighs) "Oh, he's so cute" (falls into pool, splashing Noah)

Noah: (annoyed) "Wet my shirt, will you?"

Sadie: (chuckles) "Sorry, Noah, uh, you should come in here, it's so beautiful!" (Under the water something approached her and bit her) "Oh, something bit me!"

Katie: (takes her feet out of the water) "Is that a shark?"

Noah: "Sharks don't swim in chlorinated water, genius."

Sadie: "Right, a while ago I saw them doing mud facials"

(Beth and the sharks are shown relaxing with their mud facial.)

(Cut back to the pool, where Sadie climbs back into the seats)

Katie: "If it wasn't a shark, then what was it?"

(Izzy suddenly came out of the water, wearing diving goggles, she chuckled)

Izzy: "Sorry, I had to bite something, haven't you felt the need to bite something with your teeth, maybe that's what sharks feel" (One of the shark's shrugs) "Okay, bye!" (She dives back into the water)

(Then LeShawna, Geoff and Zeke are seen in the hot tub)

Chris: (voiceover) "As you can see, the campers are relaxing in a good way."

Geoff: "Dude, this resort is from another world!"

Trent: "Can you believe this resort is next to that crap camp?"

DJ: "Yeah bro, this is what I'm talking about" (Bunny lands on his lap) "I could stay here a while" (Suddenly an eagle takes Bunny into the air before dropping him.) "Bunny!"

(Bunny falls into the grill, when Cody opens it and Bunny comes out toasted, Cody now had red and tan skin.)

Cody: "After I had my stitches and casts removed, I knew this place was great."

Trent: (off camera) "Hey Cody, don't you need some sunscreen? You look a little pink."

Cody: "No thanks, I try to tan, that attracts girls."

(Cut back to Katie and Sadie.)

Katie: "I love this place, if I knew they would send us here I would have gotten expelled on the first day."

Sadie: "Me too, now we can be together whenever we want" (both squeal with joy)

(Cut to Ezekiel, who now had a gold necklace with a Z on it.)

Ezekiel: "Yo, Yo, Yo, dude, being famous has completely changed my life, I bought one of these things, do you like it?" (LeShawna simply rolls her eyes, as a cough caught her attention)

Izzy: (in the water, holding a swimsuit bottom) "Look, someone's bikini bottom."

Katie: "I think it's yours, Izzy."

Izzy: (Looks down into the water and gets nervous) "Damn, yes, it is!" (She dives in, exposing her bare bottom at times)

(Back in the beach chairs, Courtney is seen reading a magazine before angrily throwing it away.)

Courtney: "I don't care how nice this place is, I don't even belong here, I got unfairly eliminated twice and I still hold a grudge!" (Angrily throws a dart at a target with Heather's picture on it, pinned on a tree.) "But there's still someone here who should pay."

FLASHBACK:

Harold: (Changing the votes.) "Let's see what you think about me getting into your love life."

END OF FLASHBACK:

Courtney: "It was all Harold's fault the first time, I should be in the final 5." (Harold secretly pokes his head into a bush) "When I find that maggot, I'm going to choke his skeletal neck!" (Harold's scared and hides again, but Courtney hears him and gets up) "I know you're there, Harold! He has to come out sometime, and when he does, he'll see me! That *bleep*ing asshole."

(Harold crouched in the bushes of the resort)

Harold: "Okay, what I did to Courtney was pretty heinous, but Duncan wouldn't stop bugging me, and I'm so hungry" (suddenly he sees Courtney rip up a utility pole, and swallows) "This sucks!" (Sneaks up to Trent) "Pss, Trent, can I have some bologna?"

Trent: (shrugs) "Yeah, why not?" (She throws a stack of bologna at him, and he chews on it a bit before going back into hiding.)

Ezekiel: (Sitting next to him) "Dude, why are you helping him? He's a traitor, uh"

LeShawna: (Seated too.) "Yeah, but the poor guy doesn't deserve to starve, he can't go out for-" (they look at Courtney walking with the pole in her hands, ready to hit someone)

(We now cut to Noah looking at the camera.)

Noah: "Yes, I was very shocked to be the third camper sent off, I was not strong or tough enough to do it, although I could not say that I play as a team."

FLASHBACK:

Noah: "Oh, sorry Woohoo, that's how you throw those killer dodgeballs!" (He looks back at his book) "Go team, go."

END OF FLASHBACK:

Sadie: "Oh gosh, we're so excited to be here."

Katie: "Can I say hello to my fans at home?" (Waves) "Hi Toronto, we are having so much fun at this resort."

Sadie: "Yeah, Total Drama Island was too hard"

Katie: "Even we face our biggest fears.."

FLASHBACK:

(Sadie is seen saying goodbye to Katie.)

Sadie: "I miss you more!"

Katie: "I miss you so much more!"

Sadie: "No, I miss you infinitely more!"

END OF FLASHBACK:

(Courtney is seen trying to find Harold, until she looks at the camera.)

Courtney: "I'm in the middle of a lawsuit for an unfair elimination from a competition twice, these people are my witnesses!"

Trent: "I didn't see anything"

DJ: (bandaging Bunny) "I don't understand."

Noah: "I must have missed that episode"

Katie: "What is she talking about?"

Eva: (lifting weights) "I didn't see it, and I don't care"

Courtney: "You all know exactly what happened!"

Ezekiel: (Walking closer) "Hey, leave her alone, eh, I got expelled the first day" (Courtney hits him with the pole)

Izzy: (approaching her) "You would have been kicked out in another episode, no one liked you. Unless if you're crazy!"

Courtney: "Hey! That's not true, everyone there likes me, right?" (Suddenly a coconut falls on her head.) "Really? We're in Muskoka, people, if you're going to drop cheap props out of the sky, at least be geographically correct-" (A large pile of snow falls on top of her, and a sled where a little guy in a parka slides, as Izzy laughs in response.) *Muffled* "Who put all of that snow in there?!"

(Eva is seen spiking several steaks onto her plate)

Eva: "How would I describe my experience? Easy, it sucked. (Flashbacks of her are shown) "I guess my anger management has improved."

Izzy: (walking closer) "I don't think so..." (Eva hits her over the head with her steak, leaving a scar on her head) "Ow..." (falls to the ground)

(Noah is now shown)

Noah: "Did I learn something from this experience? Well, no, it was totally unproductive."

Izzy: (getting out of the water, with a fish on a hook) "You kissed a boy!"

Noah: "Of course not!"

Izzy: "Yes!"

Noah: "No!

Izzy: "Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah!"

Trent: (sitting next to him) "Ahem, I think I can break this tie, of course you did, dude!"

FLASHBACK:

(The moment where Noah kisses Cody's ear is seen, and when they both scream and run away)

END OF FLASHBACK:

Noah: "I have no comment."

Chris: (off camera) "Well, Trent, if you could say anything to the remaining 6 finalists, what would it be? And who?"

Trent: "Well, I would tell Gwen that I support her and all."

FLASHBACK:

Trent: (Talking to Gwen) "I want you to be strong and fight until the end, I'll be watching and supporting you from home." (They both share a kiss on the lips together.)

END OF FLASHBACK:

Trent: "I think I'm in love.."

Katie and Sadie: "Awww!"

Trent: "I just hope Tyler's not mad with me yet for kissing Lindsay."

Izzy: "I would be upset, if I were her and you were you, you would be seriously mutilated."

Trent: "Isn't that a little drastic?"

Chris: (Off camera) "Speaking of which, Tyler, are you upset that Trent kissed your girl?"

(Tyler was drinking next to them, he put his drink down and stared at him.)

Tyler: "Let's get something straight, I'm NOT mad at Lindsay, she was just a victim of Heather and her evil plan, SHE'S the real person I'm mad at. And the next time when I see Heather.. I'll punch her lights out! Like this!" (Shows out some punching skills.)

Noah: "Hello? she's a girl, wouldn't it be a bad thing to punch her?"

Eva: "I'd punch you up myself, but since it's Heather, I don't care what you do."

Trent: "It wasn't my fault, she tricked me with all those lies!"

Izzy: "Yeah sure, that's what they always say, my lips did what they wanted, my lips have a mind of their own, blah blah blah, I'm a liar, blah blah blah.."

Trent: "Okay?"

Izzy: "Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom" (she stands there doing nothing, everyone looks at her for a few moments, until Izzy sighs in relief.)

(Those who were at the pool bar, stick their feet out of it in disgust.)

Trent: "Yuck!"

Katie: "That's gross!"

Izzy: "Oh come on, it's got chlorine in it, you know?" (She goes back into the water)

(Cut to Chris now on the dock, looking at the camera.)

Chris: "And there you have them, stick around to listen to the next part, what do the losers think about the final 6? And which ones do they vote to win? The answers come out when they return..."

(Commercial Break.)

(Cut back inside the resort, where Chris was walking.)

Chris: "Very good, you already saw how the losers are having a good time, now it's time to know what they think of the 6 finalists."

Eva: (Approaches the camera angrily) "Heather can kiss my ass goodbye. It's her fault that I'm trapped in this place, she's a treacherous witch and I'll enjoy watching her going down!"

Chris: "Wow, tell us what you think of her?"

Eve: "I just did..."

(Izzy is shown roasting some coconuts.)

Izzy: "A barbecue of coconuts for the girls, hey, Noah, I'm talking about you!" (Noah rolls his eyes) "Just kidding, okay, I think Heather is crazy."

(Courtney is seen walking still with the pole.)

Courtney: "Heather is a total idiot bitch, because she kissed my boyfriend in front of me! Also, reading Gwen's diary in public? That's also rude!" (As she walked away, Harold in the bushes spoke to the camera.)

Harold: "Heather's the scariest girl on the island, but I can take her." (Hears some crackling) "Did you hear that?-" (Courtney hits him with the pole.)

Courtney: "Here you are, you mother*bleep*er!" (Starts to hit him severely)

(LeShawna and Trent were looking at him from the beach chairs)

Trent: (laughs) "Poor fool!"

LeShawna: "Don't be so rude to him."

Chris: "Trent, LeShawna, tell us your thoughts on Heather."

Trent: "I hope I never meet someone like her."

LeShawna: "She's a spoiled, dirty daddy's girl."

FLASHBACK:

Heather: "I'll call my parents, they can't make me stay here!"

END OF FLASHBACK:

(Zeke, Sadie and Katie are shown sitting by the pool)

Ezekiel: "She was very bossy, huh?"

Katie: "It totally was!"

FLASHBACK:

Heather: "Beth, Lindsay, go get my shower ready, NOW!"

END OF FLASHBACK:

Beth: "Telling her what I thought, it was the best moment of my life"

Sadie: "If none of us like her, how did Heather get to the finale?"

Eva: (off camera) "Because she's a treacherous witch, that's why!"

(Courtney is shown now seated, with the pole next to her)

Courtney: "Who would I want to win?" (Flashbacks of her and Duncan are shown.) "I can't believe I'm saying this, but I have to choose Duncan, don't tell anyone... (Cuts back to herself.) Although I would like Gwen to win too. Because I thought I made a good short-lived alliance with her. But definitely not Heather."

(She notices the others near her)

Izzy: "Oh yeah we hear you, you're so crazy about him"

(DJ is shown seated, with Bunny on the table now blindfolded.)

DJ: "Duncan? The man is a tough guy, I saw him fight a bear once." (Slams the table and accidentally sends Bunny flying again.) "Bunny, not again!"

(Harold is shown above the palm trees, wounded and with the post tied to him)

Harold: "Duncan? I hate that guy." (Flashbacks of Duncan bullying Harold are shown) "He made me pee my pants, he drew pictures of my face, he put hot sauce on my underpants and put them on my sandwiches, he's More than annoying, he's an idiot!" (It falls to the floor)

(LeShawna is shown in the hot tub.)

LeShawna: "Duncan's not as tough as he seems, Courtney told me about him, and he has a soft side." (Notices Zeke approaching her, and after a look, he walks away)

FLASHBACK:

(Duncan is shown gifting the new Bunny to DJ.)

END OF FLASHBACK:

Geoff: "The guy knows how to rock very well."

FLASHBACK:

(It is shown how Duncan first came to the island.)

END OF FLASHBACK:

Sadie: "Owen is very nice"

Katie: "Yeah, but he was really bad at the dodgeball game."

FLASHBACK:

Owen: "Let's rock!" (Takes the balls and throws them at Sadie and Katie.)

END OF FLASHBACK:

Trent: "I don't think he's that bad."

Sadie: "We all know who you want won"

Trent: "Yeah, Gwen is definitely my choice."

Eva: "What about that? She's not a good player, I was, they shouldn't have sent me off."

Noah: "But now you're here, you lost, accept it-" (Eva throws his drink at him causing him to fall into the pool.)

Trent: "She let herself be buried alive by the team"

FLASHBACK:

Gwen: "Goodbye cruel world..." (they lock her in the glass coffin)

END OF FLASHBACK:

Beth: "She's been harsh a few times..."

FLASHBACK:

Lindsay: "Communal bathrooms? But I'm not Catholic"

Chris: "Not communion, communal"

Gwen: "Him mean we bathe together, idiot!"

END OF FLASHBACK:

Beth: (chuckles) "But he pulled the best prank on Heather"

FLASHBACK:

(Heather is seen covered in ants, running and screaming)

END OF FLASHBACK:

LeShawna: "Gwen, Lindsay and Bridgette were very nice sisters when the merge came, I vote for them to win" (Sees Zeke's hat floating near her like a shark, but he hits it and leaves)

Geoff: "Bridge, I miss her so much, I wish I could see her again"

FLASHBACK:

Geoff: " Say Cheese!" (Both take a photo)

END OF FLASHBACK:

Beth: "Okay, I think it's time to talk about Lindsay, my new BFF."

Tyler: "When I first saw Lindsay, I knew she was my soul mate." (speaks with loving eyes)

Courtney: "I can't speak ill of Lindsay, and I'm good at speaking ill of others."

Justin: "A beautiful soul inside and out."

Sadie: "She was so nice."

Katie: "I know, she has the best style, we've been friends since the beginning"

Noah: (floating in the water) "You weren't even on the same team."

Katie: "What does it matter?"

Noah: "She helped lock Heather in the freezer."

FLASHBACK:

(Lindsay throws Heather's makeup into the freezer and when she takes it, LeShawna locks her inside)

END OF FLASHBACK:

Noah: "Someone who can do that has my vote."

(We now cut at night, with the contestants sitting near the pool, and Trent playing his guitar. Once Cody arrives, Trent looks at him & stops playing his guitar.)

Cody: "Who? Me? (Sits down, & yells in pain. That he is sun burned.) Little sensitive, heh-heh."

DJ: "So, who do you guys want to win if you could vote right now?"

Katie: "Can I pick Sadie?"

Sadie: "Aww, you'd pick me and not you?"

Katie: "Duh. You can't vote for yourself, that's tacky."

Sadie: "'Kay, I'll vote for you to win and you'll vote for me to win."

Courtney: (Clears throat.) "Girls? You have to be in the final five to vote someone out, remember?"

Sadie: "Oh, yeah. I don't know then."

Cody: "Well, I think Gwen should win."

Tyler: "Really dude? She rejected you on live TV for someone more cooler, and awesome."

Cody: "Thanks for pointing that out, Tyler. Hehe. Gwen is my dream girl. I'm just not her dream guy. But as long as she's happy, hey, I'm happy. Hehe."

Trent: (Fake smiling.) "That's really cool dude." (Slaps him in the face.)

Cody: "Ah! Hurts. Heh-heh."

Trent: "Oops, sorry man."

Leshawna: "You know.. I can't decide between Bridgette and Gwen. They're both great and competitive."

Harold: "I'd say Lindsay."

Courtney: "But you'd vote for Duncan, right?"

Harold: Why would I do that?

Courtney: Because if you don't, I'm going to post all of your little love letters to Leshawna on the internet." (Smirks evilly, while Leshawna glares at her.)

Leshawna: "Don't even think about it or else I'll knock your ass out!"

(Courtney fearfully nods in response.)

Harold: "Fine. Whatever. I'll vote for Duncan. (Stifles laughter.) Not."

Beth: "I think Owen should win."

Noah: "He's a ticking time bomb of noxious fumes."

(We cut to various flashbacks of Owen farting many times.)

(We now cut back to the present.)

Geoff: "Owen, definitely."

FLASHBACK:

(We cut to a flashback of Owen trying to burp his ABC's.)

Geoff: (Voiceover.) "Dude can chug three liters of pop under a minute. He deserves a hundred G's!"

Owen: (Burping) "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z!"

(The guys cheer while the girls are disgusted.)

END OF FLASHBACK:

(We now cut back to the present.)

DJ: "I don't think anyone's giving Duncan enough credit. He woke up from a monster's nap and helped us win the dodgeball challenge."

Geoff: "Okay, that's true. That was some sick prison strategy pulled out of his ass."

Eva: "He had all five of you wailing on one opponent at the same time. I like his style.

Tyler: "I hope my girl Lindsay wins.."

(Then we see some smoke coming out, as Chris appeared.)

Chris: "Ha, ha. Okay, losers! It is time for the most unexpected twist of all time. Tonight, you will be voting the next camper off Total Drama Island."

Courtney: "Really?"

Chris: "Yep."

Chris: "Here how it's going to work. There are no marshmallows. I'm gonna ask you one by one who you would like to see join you here tonight at Playa Des Losers. Courtney, we'll start with you."

Courtney: "Obviously Heather. Because you guys know what she did to my boyfriend."

(A ding is then heard.)

Chris: "Alright, that's 1 vote for Heather. Katie and Sadie, since you share a brain, I'll ask you both. Who would you like to vote for?"

Sadie: "Well, I would love to see Bridgette, but-"

(A ding is then heard, as they both look in shock.)

Katie: "Yeah. Definitely Bridgette."

(A ding is heard again as the rest of the contestants gasp in shock.)

Leshawna: "Why the hell are you voting her off?! If you 2 think Bridgette is cool-"

(A ding is heard again, as Leshawna covers her mouth.)

Chris: "That's 3 votes for Bridgette, 1 for Heather."

Leshawna: "Aw, come on!"

Geoff: "Are you guys voting her off to spite me?"

Sadie: "We're not! We swear!"

Chris: "Alright, on to the next voter, Tyler."

Tyler: "Hmm.. I mean.. Heather's-"

(A ding is heard, as the contestants smile.)

DJ: "Don't worry Geoff. I won't vote for Bridgette."

(The ding is heard again, as Geoff gasps in shock.)

Geoff: "DJ! I told you not to vote for Bridgette!"

(A ding is heard once again, as Geoff covers his mouth.)

DJ: "Sorry, man.."

Geoff: "Sorry too dude.."

Izzy: "Ok, come on guys, NO ONE SAY BRIDGETTE!"

(The ding is heard yet again, as Izzy covers her mouth.)

Chris: "That's 6 votes for Bridgette, 2 for Heather."

Parrot: (Squawks.) "Bridgette."

(The ding is heard once again.)

The contestants: "NO!"

Chris: "Make that 7 votes for Bridgette, 2 votes for Heather!"

Trent: "Chris, that was a parrot. It doesn't even know who Bridgette is."

(The ding is heard again, as Trent looks in shock.)

Parrot: "Argh. Polly wanna Leshawna."

Chris: (The ding is heard for the final time.) "Make that 9-2! Bridgette is eliminated!"

(The contestants then all face-palm in disappointment.)

(We now cut back to Camp Wawanakwa, with Chef pushing a shocked Bridgette into the boat. Then Chef puts her in the boat, leaving Bridgette still shock.)

(We then cut back to Playa Des Losers, with Bridgette shocked, along with Chris smiling.)

Bridgette: "Chris? How did I get voted off? I didn't do anything!"

Chris: "Well, half of the eliminated competitors said your name, A LOT. Which means you are the next one to be eliminated!"

Geoff: (Runs to Bridgette.) "Bridgette! I'm very sorry! It was all just an accident! We mean't to vote off Heather, but we accidentally said your name a lot! Forgive me!"

Bridgette: (Still looks in shock, until she smiles at Geoff.) "It's alright, Geoff. Besides, I missed you. Like a lot."

Geoff: "I missed you more, Bridge."

(Then they both smile at each other, until they went close & kissed on the lips together, which immediately results in a make-out session.)

Chris: (Looks in awkwardness.) "Ok.. Awkward.." (Looks at the viewers.) "Anyways.. We're down to 5. Tune in next week to see the dramatic almost conclusion of.. Total. Drama. Island!"

Parrot: (Squawks.) "Bridgette."

(Chris walks off in annoyance, but Bridgette & Geoff kept making out as the episode ends.)

(End credits.)

It was very tough, but unfortunately, Bridgette's run sadly ends here.. Sorry Bridgette fans..
Stay tuned for episode 23!
Votes:
Bridgette - DJ, Eva, (Off-Screen.), Geoff, Izzy, Katie, Leshawna, Parrot, (Twice.), Trent.
Heather - Courtney, Tyler.