`Yet another chapter enjoy! I do not own HETALIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Drunk Testing!

America looked out the window to see someone drive upon a small Italian black Motorcycle. The person was wearing a black leather jacket, black leather boots, black pants, gloves and a black helmet that didn't let you see their face. "Who is that?" America heard England say.

"I don't know, but he's my ally!" America said running outside. "Hey dude sick motorcycle wanna be allies?" America said loudly sticking out his hand. The person lifted her helmet and flung her hair around. America's mouth dropped.

"What America can't I have some cool stuff two?" She said. America fainted and fell back. Alaska could hear England laughing when Alcatraz drove in in her white ferrari with neon splatter paint.

"No!" She said as she tripped over a rock running to America. "What have you done to him?" She said waving a hamburger over his face to wake him up.

"Yes, Burger!" America said bitting the burger then running away with it.

"He saw me and fainted, I think he's jealous of my awesome motorcycle." She said seeing Prussia walk behind her.

"No! Mine is AWESOMER!" He screamed from a distance.

"Well shall we ask?" Alcatraz said to Alaska.

"Yes, to the meeting then to the bar!" She said sticking her finger in the air as they walked towards the meeting laughing.

"We need countries for an experiment!" Alcatraz said with an evil grin.

"We want Russia, Italy, Belarus, Germany, Japan, Hungary, Prussia, America, England and France." Alaska smiled as she gave America the piece of paper that said the list of countries.

"Meet you at Tenth st. The Bucket I think the bars called! See you there America!" Alcatraz said as she trailed her finger down his jaw line then left the room after blowing him a kiss.

"Okay you are here because we want to see which countries got the true beer gut." Alaska said.

"And because we were bored." Alcatraz said. "So we're gonna take shoots and see can drink the most."

"Let's begin with one shot of whiskey." Alaska said holding up the shot glass.

"No no no no no. I don't drink that I drink wine." France said in the back of the group.

"Fine, but for every shot you got to drink a glass." Alaska said.

"Fine." France said.

"No, he should drink beer like the rest of us!" Alcatraz said.

"It has the same beer content as the whisky if we use thee wine." Alcatraz smiled evily and nodded. "Let's begin! Germany your first!" She pointed a finger at the German trying not to be noticed.

"Fine." He said as he sat at the bar. Germany was good until he reached his tenth shot. He began saying wierd things. "Get away from me you old monkey." He said pointing to America. "I don't want your bananas!" His face turned. "No you old sack of potatoes go to the sink to take a waz! Toilets are for people."

"No!" She ran over to America clinging on to him, "His bananas are mine!"

"Wow he's drunk and only in 10 shots!" Alaska put a check under 10 in her notebook. "Now it's Prussia's turn!"

"I AM GOING TO BE AWESOME!" He yelled then, passed out after 2 shots.

Alaska "Next is Japan!"

Alcatraz and Alaska both smiled before Japan walked up and said, "Hit me!" Everyone went quiet with shock, Japan would never say that!

"Um okay, shot one." Alaska handed Japan his first shot, downing it easily they went on until on his 27 shot he cracked.

"Woo-hoo!" He screamed as he stood on the bar took of his shirt and began swinging it around.

"Ya dude!" America said joining him. Alaska then got up too and began dancing with Japan and Alcatraz with America.

"Get down you gits I want to go home." England said.

"Aww is Iggy jealous?" Alcatraz taunted.

"No he's right, your next Iggy." Alaska said coming down from the bar with the help of a blushing Japan.

"Fine let's get this over with." England said downing 3 shots before he passed out on the floor. France picked him up bridal style.

"I'll be back, I just want to put him in my car."

"Hurry up your up next!" Alcatraz Screamed.

"Why did Iggy leave Pony land! We were having so much fun in Mr. Gibbons bed. HAHAHAHA!" Germany started cracking on the floor. Everyone moved away. Except Japan who stood up and still drunk walked over to Germany.

"How do you get to- burp- pony land!" Japan said pointing to Germany. "I would like to see that evil witch that took you away!" He pointed to Belarus.

"Hey!" Belarus yelled trying to run to Japan but Alaska and Alcatraz stood between them.

"He's drunk Belarus, you won't be much better." Alaksa said. Belarus humphed then walked away to sit next to a scared Russia.

"What did I miss!" France said sliding into the room.

"Nothing it's your turn to drink sit!" Alaska said pointing to the chair at the bar.

"1 st wine glass coming up." Alcatraz said putting purple die in the whiskey. "Chug it! " She said giving him the fake wine. He smiled then drank the whole drink in one sip.

"Hey this is not wine why are you mocking me bla bla bla bla bla" France complained.

"Shut up!" Alcatraz screamed.

"Maybe I should get the drinks for France!" Alaska said walking over to the drinks. He drank until the he reached forty. Slowly getting more drunk every one. Until... "WHY YOU BASTARD! WHY DOES YOU SAY MY GUGGLES TOOK YOUR BANANAS GURMNAY." 115 beers.

"Russia!" He stood up and walked over. "Vodka! No, "beer" or whatever that is.!" He drank, and drank and drank and drank some more until...

"Who how much you drinking, 999,999! How long till' you have to piss!" Alcatraz said in amazement.

His legs then twisted in an strange way. He then smiled stood up and walked away.

"Belarus!" Everyone stood back as she took bears. "I last as long as Russia!" She did. Everyone stared in awe. "Told you!" She walked away.

"My baby's up!"

America pumped his fist then sat down. Not a lot of people were still, normal.

America drank 150 then stared at Germany and said, ''What the hell are you bastards talking about! Mr. Fucken Hoho is with you! Why are you Fucken basterds not in hell! We all should make a rule that America, as the hero, will take over the world and kill every last one of you and drop you in the land of-" He then passed out lightly snoring.

"Aww!" Alcatraz said. She then went to fill up another.

"Girls turn!" Alcatraz said jumping.

"Italy!" He smiled before sitting down.

"Yay I'm a pretty a-girl!" He drank his first drink before chanting. "More, More, More!" Every time "More, More, More" He chanted before taking another drink. He lasted 2,000 before Alcatraz saying,

"Again when do you have to piss."

Italy stared. His eyes opening before he opened his mouth, "I. Don't. Pee." He then laughed closed his eyes and took another drink. They left the demented girl alone.

"And last but not least-!" Alaska said.

"Hungary!" They said together. "Jinxs!" Alcatraz said. knocking on her head.

Hungary sat down and waited. They gave her a drink. She said nothing but taking a picture of every drink. She took a few cool shots. Soon she drank 500 drinks and got tired and missed her mouth. She then wobbled over to Japan and puked.

"Ohhh!" The two girls yelled before walking out with their data. Alcatraz ran in and grabbed a drink. She almost left before kissing America. "Coming!" She said skipping outside.

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