I know my last fanfiction was a bit short, but I promise this one is a lot longer. Enjoy.
I ended up going to Fiona's house anyway. Her house was only a couple minutes away if I flew and I had a big floppy hat for blocking the sunlight. Funny. I was considered one of the strongest creatures in Aaa, when a single ray could burn my skin to dust.
After passing by a few smaller trees, I came to a stop at the oldest one. I remembered nine hundred and ninety years ago, when the thing had been a small sapling. I never knew exactly why it had lived so long, but I was almost sure it had something to do with the radiation coming from the bombs back in the Mushroom War.
Down below, I almost turned back from the sight of Lord Monochromicorn and Cake playing their xylophones, almost surely signaling that Prince Gumball was there. I took a deep breath and floated down, only from the fact that I promised myself I would have a "friendly" visit with Fiona myself.
"Cake," I called.
She twitched her ear and said without even looking up, "She's with Prince Gumball inside."
Just like I had predicted. I gave her a cocky grin instead, and pretended I hadn't heard her. "Having fun with your little date, Cake?" I teased.
She shooed me off with her xylophone stick or whatever, and I opened the door slowly, to see if I was going to be interrupting anything with Fiona and her little prince charming. Nothing.
I stepped into the room and smiled knowingly at the messiness of the house. Being the little adventuress she was, too busy or full of energy to clean anything up. Practically everything was messed up and covered with dust.
A couple giggles made its way downstairs, and I floated up to the ceiling, instantly curious what Fiona and Gumball did when no one was around.
"You are just too sweet Gummy."
I froze at the nickname she had given him. Seriously. Would friends really come up with something as mushy and soft as Gummy?
"I really meant it, honey."
Okay, first of all I had never even heard Gumball act like this. He had always been the guy who had been oblivious to everything. Your telling me now, Fiona and him were acting lovedovey all the time when no one was around? Irony can be one of the cruelest things sometimes. I definitely didn't want to hear anymore or let it go any farther.
"Fiona," I said loudly. "You there?"
I heard a bit of shuffling and heard footsteps on the stairs. I turned and gave my best carefree smile. "There you are. I was looking if you wanted to hangout."
I tried my best to ignore the glare Prince Gumball shot at me. I didn't care what he thought. He was just a nerd who everybody trusted and liked.
It was nothing I hadn't dealt with before when I was younger. The villagers had always hated me and knew I was different. As long as Fiona wasn't mad, everything else didn't matter.
I know what was going to come next though. They would just talk to each other, without looking at me once. Only when Fiona and I or maybe Cake, too, would I talk more and act like my regular self. To a point that I didn't care what people thought of me.
I really felt like a loser for the rest of the day, but at least I stopped Fiona and Gumball from doing anything else alone. It really did make me feel pathetic though. I was really the lowest life form in Ooo.
Okay. Not one of my best stories. Heh heh. Oh well. Hoped you enjoyed it, even though it was horrible.