Hard Lang Syne

Kyle sipped teasingly at his drink and stood hard behind a come. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel husky and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how irresistible his cock got when he was nervous.

Well, truth be told, Kyle knew very well why he was at the party: to see Kenny.

Ah, Kenny. Just the thought of him, the chance of a glimpse of his wet tongue made Kyle's heart beat like a rare day in South Park where nothing disastrous happens so everyone gets bored and yaois all over each other's faces.

But tonight everyone was masked. Kyle peered lustfully through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Kenny. There, he thought, the man over by the lubricant, the attractive one with the Tweek Tweak mask. It had to be Kenny. No one else could look so sensual, even in a Tweek Tweak mask.

He began to walk Kyle's way and Kyle started to panic. What if he actually talkedto Kyle?

Kenny came right up to Kyle and Kyle thought that he was going to faint.

"Hello," Kenny said roughly. "What are you doing over here all alone?"

"Oh, just looking at the hard on," Kyle said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so neglected.

Just then, a manly voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."

Kyle's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Kenny might ...

"Happy New Year!"

Kenny swept Kyle into his arms, bent him in his pants, and kissed Kyle eagerly, slipping him the tongue and groping his ass.

Kyle could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out softly and pulled Kenny's mask off his face. It wasKenny! "I knew it was you," Kyle said and took his own mask off.

"And it's ... you," Kenny said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."

Kyle watched him go. He would be right back, Kyle was sure. Just as soon as he had his punch.

And then they would fall in love.


"'Oh, just looking at the hard on,' Kyle said..." xD