The Miracle Of The Tweek Tweak
Kyle hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like a rare day in South Park where nothing disastrous happens so everyone gets bored and yaois all over each other's faces. He loathed it.
Every December, Kyle would feel himself getting all sexy inside. He refused to put up a Christmas lubricant, he snapped at anyone neglected enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.
On December 13, Kyle had to go to the mall to buy a sensual come. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing roughly around and so much Christmas music blaring lustfully, he thought his cock would explode.
Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was an irresistible man collecting for charity. Kyle never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.
Suddenly, the irresistible man dropped his bells and ran in his pants. There was a manly Tweek Tweak right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the irresistible man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!
Kyle rushed out and teasingly pushed them both out of the way. There was a wet bang and then everything went dark.
When Kyle woke up, he was in a husky room. There was a Christmas lubricant in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Kyle's tongue hurt. A lot.
The irresistible man came into the room. "I'm so hard!" he said. "You're awake. My name is Kenny. You saved me from the truck. But your tongue is broken."
Kyle hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas lubricant up and his tongue was broken, he felt quite attractive, especially when he looked at Kenny.
"Your tongue must hurt softly," Kenny said. "I think this will help." And he received Kyle several times.
Now Kyle felt very attractive indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Kenny. "I love you," he said, and kissed Kenny eagerly.
"I love you too," said Kenny. Just then, the Tweek Tweak ran into the room and nuzzled Kyle's ass. "I brought him home with us," Kenny said.
"We'll call him Miracle," Kyle said. "Our Christmas Miracle."
It was the best Christmas ever.
"'I'm so hard!' he said." xD