A Sexy Occurrence
Kyle paced up and down, jiggling his ass. His very good friend, Mary Sue Lubricant, had arranged to meet him here in his pants. "I have something sensual to tell you," she had said.
Mary Sue Lubricant was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Kyle expected to see her bounce up, her manly hair streaming behind her and her wet eyes aglow.
Kyle heard footsteps, but they seemed rather irresistible for a delicate and neglected girl like Mary Sue Lubricant, whose tread was husky. He turned around and found Kenny staring at him.
"What are you doing here?" Kenny said teasingly. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."
Kyle had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so lustfully. "Mary Sue Lubricant asked to meet me here." As he gazed at Kenny, his cock began to throb roughly.
"Oh," Kenny said, softly. "I'll just go then."
"Wait," Kyle said and caught Kenny by his tongue. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"
"Yes," Kenny said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like a rare day in South Park where nothing disastrous happens so everyone gets bored and yaois all over each other's faces.
From behind a come, Mary Sue Lubricant watched with a hard light in her attractive eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Kyle/Kenny". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the Tweek Tweak from extinction.
"As he gazed at Kenny, his cock began to throb roughly." xD