Disclaimer: I don't own any of Marvel's characters, and Sophia and Ace are mine!

A/N: I would like to say that I'm very sorry for all of Spider-Man's enemies...They have very low self-esteem you know.

Random Quotes of the Day!: "You know what your problem is? You never learned to take anything seriously."-Wolverine. "Is that what my problem is? I thought my problem was that I was crazy."-Deadpool.

Chapter 9: Spilt Coffee

I looked at the car's engine and scratched my head. I wasn't very good with fixing cars, just hotwiring them. I shrugged my shoulders to the man and said, "Sorry, but I can't help you. I recommend you call someone who works at a car repair shop or something like that."

The man sighed and said, "Well I was hoping you'd help me, since you saved that building from exploding, but I guess I'm not as important as a Stark building. Thanks anyway." He turned back to his smoking engine and I started to walk away. Deadpool caught up me and put his arm around my shoulders.

"Cheer up kid. At least he didn't boo you and throw things at ya. Those New Yorkers are the ones to swear your revenge after. Speaking of revenge, you want pizza for lunch?" he said cheerily.

How does revenge remind him of pizza…?

I don't know. Maybe he'll get indigestion and he'll count that as revenge from the pizza for eating it.

That's the most ridiculous explanation I've ever heard.

You came up with an even more ridiculous one last chapter, remember?

Oh yeah. How's that coffee?

Would you stop with that! I'm not a freakin' telepath! How many times do I have to tell you this?!?

How many times have you told me already?

I don't know…Um, five?

Well then, you'll need to tell me it thirty more times in order for me to remember it.

I'm too lazy.

Well that makes two of us.

"Sure, I'm up for pizza," I said to Wade. He smiled underneath his mask and glanced back at Ace. "What are we gonna do with this lame OC?" he asked, pointing his thumb at my twin brother.

I shrugged. "Take him with us? He's got nowhere else to go."

"What about wherever he was before he so rudely broke into my apartment? Can't the weirdo go back there?"

"I'm not sure that's the best idea." I said to him and glanced back at Ace. Ace was surrounded by a crowd of girls who were looking at him longingly. He clearly seemed to be enjoying himself as he flipped his hair again and the girls sighed in response. I slowed down in order to walk next to my brother and got some hostile glances from some of the girls. One of them looked like she wanted to kill me. Jeez do these girls know I'm his sister?

I don't think so. You may want to start running now.

Why? ---Oof!

I flew to the ground as one of the girls tackled me and pinned me down. I looked up in surprise at the brown haired girl. Her equally brown eyes were filled with hate and something that looked…not right. Kind of like my eyes, since they can glow green, but not exactly like that. It was sort of like…she wasn't all there, in her head. She started punching me in the face with her left fist so the next time her fist came down I grabbed it and twisted it in a painful position. She screeched in agony and pulled her hand away from me. This left her off balance so I somehow jumped out from under her, knocking her down in the process. Then I did what any girl in my position would do…run away as fast as my legs would carry me.

Are you sure any girl would do that?

Pretty sure. Why?

Oh, no reason.

You're up to something. I can sense it.

Using your emotion reading abilities?

No, using my common sense.

"Stop Kara! She's my sister! Don't hurt her!" I heard Ace yell to the brown eyed, brown haired girl.

"Wow, your first line for a few chapters and that's what you have to say. Now that's just sad," said Deadpool. Ace ignored him.

"Me? Hurt her? Look what she did to my wrist! I'll get her for this!" yelled the brown eyed girl.

"That's it, Kara! We are officially over!" Ace shouted to Kara, getting sounds of glee from the other girls in response.

Wow, I didn't know Ace was dating anybody.

Neither did the audience. It's what we call 'a surprise'.

"What?!!? You…you're breaking up with me? There must be a reason," said Kara. "There must be someone else. You're seeing someone else aren't you?!?" She yelled back to him.

Her voice was fainter than before, so she must not be chasing me. I stopped running and turned around. Whoa, I can run fast. Ace, Kara, Wade, and the group of girls were all about five blocks away. And I didn't even break a sweat! This rocks!

What? Running fast or not sweating?

Both!

I figured it was safe so I decided to jog back to them.

"No, I'm not seeing someone else. I just think we need a break…from each other. You know, see other people," he said.

I slowed down and leaned against a stop sign as I felt Kara's emotions surge into a flood of uncontrollable rage… That sounded a lot cooler in my head.

We're already in your head. It's boring in here. Get back to the action!

But my face still hurts!

Build a bridge and get over it.

My face?

No, your whining!

"You must be seeing someone else! That's the only possible explanation for why you're leaving me! I shall hunt her down."

"Kara," I said, trying to get her attention. She turned towards me and put her hands on her hips. "These are not the droids you're looking for," I said in that mesmerizing tone that worked so well on the cat. She swayed woozily and almost fell under my spell. Wait, do I have another mutant ability?

I believe you do. I think you can 'influence' the weak-minded.

Sweet! So my Star Wars line was totally applicable?!?

…I don't know how to respond to that.

Kara shook her head, loosening my 'influence', and then turned around and walked away with purpose in her stride…at least I think it was purpose.

I think it was purpose too.

Yeah, I didn't really need your opinion.

Well you got it anyways.

"That's right, you walk away! Pfft, amateurs," I heard Deadpool say to no-one in particular. "You may want this for later," he said to Ace and threw him a gardening spade.

"A spade? How cheesy can you get?" said Ace.

"Hah! You're the Ace of Spades! That is ridiculously corny!" I immediately burst out laughing and bumped into someone who came out of a coffee shop, spilling their coffee all over them.

"What the-?!" said the spilt coffee guy, "You! You did this to me!" he said, pointing his green-clad finger at me. Wait a minute, this guy was wearing a green jumpsuit that covered part of his head, a fedora, and a trench coat—he must be trouble! Because everyone who wears a trench coat is trouble!

Do you really think that?

Not really, but in his case it might actually be true.

"You will pay for spilling my coffee!" said the trench coat man as he started to rise from the ground. Whoa, this I was not expecting—a zombie attack, maybe—but not this…person.

You were expecting a zombie attack?

Hey, you always need to be prepared! Someday it could actually happen.

Yeah, and Domino will come after Deadpool.

She is a mercenary, you said so yourself last chapter.

I know I did, and you also said I was a telepath, which ISN'T true!

That's what you want me to think.

Yes, because I'm NOT a telepath! I speak the truth!

Unless you're lying to me about your truthfulness.

But I'm not lying!

Unless you are.

I'm not!

Hold on, there's a fight scene coming up.

But I-

I rolled to the left as a bolt of electricity shot from the trench coat guy's hand, missing me by a foot. Deadpool took a step backward and a bullet shot went right where his head had just been. I could hear someone cursing from the roof of a building. I think it's a woman.

Domino?

Maybe, but what would she be doing hunting down Deadpool?

I don't know, maybe she heard us talking about her and decided to make an appearance doing exactly what we predicted she'd do; hunt down Wade.

Wow, and I thought I was nuts. Oh wait, that's Squirrel Girl. Never mind then!

I rolled to the right as another bolt of lightning came from my opponent's hand, missing me again.

"Bolts of lightning? That all you got? Come on! Show some originality here!" I taunted my attacker.

Why are you purposely provoking him? He's already mad at you.

I don't really know. Spider-Man taunts his foes and they get really mad and I guess it throws off their aim or something like that.

That isn't very nice of him. Some of his enemies have very sensitive self-esteems.

Yeah, like this clown. Excuse me for a moment.

But I-

"Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!! I am Electro! Fear my electrical wielding powers!" said my attacker from his position in the air next to a light pole. Hmm, let's see here… Electro + light pole = big explosion… I hope.

So do I, because the only other outcome I can think of is he'll grow extremely powerful from all that extra energy surging through him.

Yeah, that's not too good for me, is it?

Nope.

"Oh really? That's good, for a minute there I thought I was actually in danger, but if it's just you then I'm perfectly safe," I said from my position behind a trash-can.

I heard a grunt from behind me as Deadpool was kicked by someone.

I think it's Domino.

Yeah, so do I, but I'm not turning around to find out.

Aww, why not? Wade's fight is bound to be more exciting than yours!

What makes you say that?

The main character always has the more exciting fight.

Hey, I'm like the leading lady in this production!

"I'd call you more of a loyal supporting cast member," said Deadpool as he dodged another punch from Domino.

"Stay still, you stupid merc, so I can punch you!" said Domino as she swung her fist uselessly yet again.

What? Wade can hear us?

"You bet I can! In the comics, you would be having what some people call an 'inner monologue', but I call it talking to yourself," said Deadpool.

Whoa.

"Yeah, whoa is right. I can hear everything you're thinkin' because I know how to read! Haha! Bet you didn't see that coming, now did you?" asked Deadpool, ducking as Domino swung yet again.

I thought she could manipulate luck.

She can, but only when she's in danger, so right now her powers aren't working because Wade isn't hitting back.

Oh, that explains it. Got an explanation for that?

What is-? Aw crap.

I looked at the oncoming wave of people with mixed emotions…Okay, it was mostly fear, overwhelming fear, and some surprise mixed in there. The crowd of people had a crazed, wild look in their eyes, like they were possessed or something.

I've come up with an explanation!

What might that be?

They're zombies!

Ah ha! I told you it would happen!

No you didn't. You said you have to be prepared for anything.

Oh, okay then.

Wow, that was a lot easier than I thought it would be.

What?

Oh nothing.

Tell me!

You might want to start running now.

What-? Why?

Zombies.

Crap.

"Hey, Electro? Can we finish this later? There's a zombie horde coming and I really don't want to turn into a living-dead person," I said, getting up from behind the trash-can and running down the street.

"Yeah, Dom, I'll pencil you in for 2:30, okay? We can finish our fight then," said Deadpool, also running down the street.

"What the-?! Wade! Wade come back here! I'm not finished with you yet!" yelled Domino, who then started to chase after Deadpool.

"Oh, Dom, I didn't know you felt that way about me. But, what are we going to tell Nate? He won't be too happy about all this," said Deadpool.

"Why you little! Come back here!" demanded Domino.

"Eek! Feets don't fail me!" said Deadpool.

"Wait up for me!" screamed Ace. Ha, he screams like a girl.

"You bet he does," said Wade to me. To Ace he said, "What are you doing?"

"Running away in fear."

"Well don't do that! I sprayed zombie repellent on that spade before I threw it to you!" said Deadpool.

"You did?" I asked from my position in the lead. Jeez, those zombies can run fast.

I thought zombies were really slow moving.

Oh yeah. Maybe those aren't zombies then.

Then what are they?

"These guys aren't zombies," said Ace, "they're vampires!"

Crap.

Crap.

"Crap," said Domino.

"Crap," said Electro.

"Bicycles, yo!" said Deadpool.

Haha, you know I just had to give Ace a spade to use as a weapon. It was an opportunity I couldn't resist! And for those of you who were paying attention, I used several quotes from some issues of Wolverine's origin, where it featured Wade who just so happened to beat up Wolverine and hang him over a tank of water. But, then along came Daken, and well...you know the rest. Hope you enjoyed this chapter! Thanks to Zarsthor for the idea of Jedi-like 'influencing'. You rock! Keep on reviewing everyone! It really helps my self-esteem! (Even though it's already pretty good. Heheheh...)