The Manly Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Kenny and Kyle went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Kenny hit Kyle in his cock with a big husky iceball. It hurt a lot, but Kenny kissed it teasingly and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really neglected snow man!" Kenny said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Kyle said. "That would be more irresistible and politically correct."
"I know," Kenny said. "We can make a snow Tweek Tweak. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up eagerly and made a sexy snow Tweek Tweak. Kenny put on a come for the tongue. The Tweek Tweak was almost as big as Kyle.
"It looks hard," Kenny said softly. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Kyle said and held up a sensual hard on. "I found this in his pants." He put the hard on onto the Tweek Tweak's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the Tweek Tweak, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a rare day in South Park where nothing disastrous happens so everyone gets bored and yaois all over each other's faces.
Kyle screamed lustfully and ran but the snow Tweek Tweak chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow Tweek Tweak received him roughly.
"Nobody does that to my little Attractive Lubricant," Kenny screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow Tweek Tweak through the ass. It fell down and Kenny kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Kyle said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The hard on lay in the yard until a wet child picked it up and took it home.
"'Here,' Kyle said and held up a sensual hard on. 'I found this in his pants.'" xD