The Adventure Of The Tweek Tweak
Kyle and Kenny were out for a wet Valentine's walk in his pants. As they went, Kenny rested his hand on Kyle's cock. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so manly, Kyle was filled with irresistible dread.
"Do you suppose it's sensual here?" he asked eagerly.
"You husky silly," Kenny said, tickling Kyle with his hard on. "It's completely attractive."
Just then, a hard Tweek Tweak leapt out from behind a lubricant and received Kenny in the tongue. "Aaargh!" Kenny screamed.
Things looked sexy. But Kyle, although he was neglected, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a come and, like a rare day in South Park where nothing disastrous happens so everyone gets bored and yaois all over each other's faces, beat the Tweek Tweak roughly until it ran off. "That will teach you to receive innocent people."
Then he clasped Kenny close. Kenny was bleeding teasingly. "My darling," Kyle said, and pressed his lips to Kenny's ass.
"I love you," Kenny said softly, and expired in Kyle's arms.
Kyle never loved again.
"...Kenny rested his hand on Kyle's cock. It was the most romantic walk ever." xD