Eagerly Tripping
Kyle tripped along roughly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Kenny, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a Tweek Tweak hopping along, carrying a hard on in its mouth.
Kyle was almost in his pants when he came across a wet cake, lying alone on a manly plate. "That must be a treat from my hard bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked attractive, so he ate it.
It gave him the most neglected tingling sensation in his tongue. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Kenny.
When Kenny came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Kyle cried softly.
"Your ass! And your cock!" Kenny said. "They're sexy! Can't you feel it?"
Kyle felt his ass and his cock. They were indeed quite sexy. "Oh, no!" Kyle said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that wet cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Kenny said. "I got you a come. It must have been that irresistible man who lives nearby. He acts a little teasingly, ever since he received a lubricant."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Kyle sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Kenny said lustfully, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your ass is really sensual like that."
"Really?" Kyle dried her tears. Kyle kissed Kenny and it was an entirely husky sensation, like a rare day in South Park where nothing disastrous happens so everyone gets bored and yaois all over each other's faces.
They spent the night having entirely husky sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
"'Your ass! And your cock!' Kenny said. 'They're sexy! Can't you feel it?'" xD