I'm 'Attending' Gakuen Hetalia

I remember that everything was black. And that was it, everything was black. The only thing I could see was the light that was falling from above me. I also remember hearing voices that talked in a different language. I also remember feeling warm.

But then everything was overtaken by the feeling of my left arm burning up.

My eyes opened at the sudden sound of something crashing.

"Oh shit!" I turned my head to find America picking pieces of glass off of the floor.

Then someone sighed. I looked to my left to see a guy who looks exactly like America but he has longer hair (with a hair curl), purple eyes, and seems to be holding a polar bear. He shook his head from side to side but then caught me staring at him. He brought his bear up to his face.

"How . . . are you . . . feeling?" I opened my mouth but closed it again. He blinked. "W-what's wrong?"

"Maybe she's thirsty." I looked up at America who apparently finished picking up the piece of glass. He smiled at me. "You're thirsty aren't you?"

I nodded my head. I pointed his finger at the person to my left.

"HA!" America shouted. Then he did a superman pose. "The hero told you so!"

I giggled.

"The hero will go fetch water!" With that America ran out the door.

"That 'hero' thing that Alfred does it annoying." I looked at the guy with the polar bear. He blushed and hid behind his bear again. "Uhhhh hi. . . . I'm Matthew Williams but . . . . . people call me . . . . Canada. . . . . . . so you can call me whatever you like . . . ." He adverted his eyes before bring it back to me. Then he scooted his chair away from me. "Like . . . I have a . . . . friend . . . . . . that calls me . . . . . 'Birdie' so . . . . . I don't mind . . ."

I giggled again. He looked at my like I brought a knife to his face.

"I find it funny for a guy who looks older then me to be scared of me." I stopped laughing and looked at the window where the moon that was the only light source at the moment. Then I looked at Matthew again. "Who's Alfred?"

He blinked in surprise. "America. The guy who claims to be the hero all the time."

"Oh." That's his real name? Now that I think about it. . . .I don't much about him. All I know about him is that he's part of the Allies and that he's very popular among the girls. But according to almost every single, all the guys in Gakuen Hetalia are dubbed 'hot'. I sighed. "What is this world coming to?"

"Excuse me?" I jumped, totally forgetting that Matthew was there. He jumped in surprise too. "I'm sorry. But . . . . what do you mean by . . . ."

"You really don't want to know Matthew." I sighed. I looked up at the moon again as I try to gather my thoughts on what happened and how I got here. Flare went up and shot me in the shoulder and then ran. Alfred said something before everything became black. I looked up at Matthew, who looked like to me, was studying me. "Hey Matthew, what happened after I got knocked out?"

"Uhhh . . . ." Matthew looked around him before scooting his chair closer to me. "Well I don't much of what happened to you but as I'm told from Alfred, you went out like a light and you weren't really breathing. He carried you here since it was the closet place where you can any kind of 'hopsital' help. But he dragged me into this since I saw you got sot too. So we took you here and patched you up."

So he's the other pair of footsteps I heard. But I was pretty sure that ther were more footsteps. Oh well, best not to think about it too much. I lifted my right arm and felt my left shoulder. Sure enough, I could feel bandages there. I sighed as I dropped my arm to my side. Then I thought of another question but . . .

"There you are!" Matthew looked up at the closed door. So did I. "What the bloody hell is wrong with you? Not even coming to your own party!"

"Oh no." Matthew whispered. He reached over and picked me up from the bed and went behind some curtains that I didn't notice was there. Then Matthew set me down on the bed that was behind the curtains. I could hear the door slam open. "Crap."

"So you were sleeping in here this whole time huh?" Somebody yelled. "Honestly, if you were that tired then why didn't you call off your party?"

"Because I was just taking a little nap and I lost track of time!" Amer-Alfred shouted back. I would rather call him by his name instead of his 'country' name. "By the way, why is Komajirtio doing here?"

"How should I bloody know?" Footsteps were walking in my direction. But then turned away to the window as I could here it being closed. "Anyways, clean up this bed and go to the dorms! It's nearly curfew!"

"It's the weekend!" Alfred shouted. "Nobody gets curfew on the weekends."

"You do for not coming to your own party!" Then someone slammed the door.

Matthew opened the curtains to find Alfred standing in front of it. Matthew squeaked but then covered his mouth. Alfred turned around and smiled. Then he handed me the cup of water. I sat up from the bed and try to take the cup with my left arm. I winced and gripped my left arm. I lifted up my right arm and took the cup.

"What the hell happened to my left arm?" I asked after drinking the cup of water. Alfred dropped the cup. I bent down to pick it up to see my right ankle in bandages too. "What the hell happened to my ankle?"

"Uhhh about all that." I glared at Alfred. "Uhhhhh, I kind of dropped you a few times and some of them were not pretty."

"You dropped an unconscious person?" I emphasized the word unconscious. Alfred laughed as he rubbed the back of his head. I growled at him. "Who is stupid enough to drop a person who just got shot in the shoulder? Oh yeah, you."

Alfred laughed nervously again. I glared at him but then I let out a loud yawn. Alfred lifted me up and set me down on the bed I was originally on. Matthew covered me up.

"Hey, you two." Matthew and Alfred turned around before reaching the door. "Can I ask a question?"

"Sure, what?" Alfred smiled.

Why the hell are you guys helping me? But I couldn't bring myself to ask that question. I probably know why Alfred's helping me. But Matthew? I had no clue. I sighed as I thought of a different question.

"Am I allowed to be here?" I asked. I could see the color fading from their faces as shock took over their eyes. "Where ever here is."

Matthew turned to Alfred. I tilted my head to the side as I could make out the faint whispers of their conversation. While their backs were towards me.

"Well I'm sorry . . . . ."

". . . . Why . . . ."

"Because I'm . . . . . . ." the hero, I'm guessing. What is this thing and heroes with him?

"You're . . . . . ."

"She . . . . . . . shot . . . ."

"Who? . . ."

"Her . . . ." Friend. I don't need to smart to fill that part out.

". . . . .let . . . ."

". . . . . . . we can . . . ."

"No . . . . . we'll be . . . ."

"I . . . . . . besides . . . ."

"Stubborn . . . . ."

" . . . . Mattie . . . . . twin . . . ." Wait, those two are twins? No surprise, seeing how much those two resemble each other I'm not surprised their brothers.

". . . . . . . owe me . . . ."

"Alright." Alfred turned around and smiled. "You'll be staying in our room!"

"You do realize that I'm a girl." I frowned. "And don't you guys have those inspections?"

"We have it all figured out!" Alfred smiled. I looked at Matthew who only sighed.

I was getting a bad feeling.

(The Next Day . . .)

"So let me get this straight." Alfred smiled as the not-so-tall blond guy with thick eyebrows and green eyes stares at me. "You're father left this person named Alfred in charge of taking care of you because he's responsible for getting you into this horrible state?"

I nodded my head at England, or Arthur, and student body president of, get this, Gakuen Hetalia. He sighed as he looks over my 'state'. I was wearing Alfred's big 'I love New York' T shirt and his baseball hat of some team I don't know that covered majority of my hair. I'm not a big sports fan so I really don't know much. No excuse I know but whatevers. I was wearing my regular blue jeans that I had on yesterday. I was leaning against a crunch since I couldn't really stand with my twisted ankle. And I had a duffle bag filled with my college stuff and other things I may need.

Arthur sighed again and shook his head.

"I don't know what the bloody hell you did to this poor lad but at least you're taking some responsibility." He said to Alfred. "And I can't believe the dean actually agreed to this."

"Of course I am because I'm the hero." Alfred said; adding the tone of heroism to his voice. "And what do you mean by that?"

"Well you're stuck with him." Arthur looked at me. Completely ignoring Alfred. "I'm sorry you couldn't get someone better to take care of you. But please abide rules that the students. Matthew, Alfred's room mate, will fill you in on the rules. You probably have some of your own college stuff to take care of so I plead that you do not disturb any other students." I nodded my head in agreement. He sighed. "Now, do you need help getting up these stairs?"

"No problem!" Alfred lifted me up and slump me over his shoulder. Arthur groaned as he took the duffle bag and the crutch from me. Then they began climbing the million stairs. "See no problem."

"Don't drop him." Arthur smacked Alfred on the shoulder. Then he looked at from the left side of Alfred. "What is your name?"

"Jordon." I said in the lowest voice I could.

Arthur nodded in acknowledgement. Hook, line, and sinker. As soon as we reached the top of the stairs, Alfred set me down while holding my right shoulder. Arthur gave me my crutch and I leaned against it again.

"I'll take his stuff." Alfred held out his hand. Arthur gave him my duffle bag.

"I have some stuff to take care so please be careful. When you feel worse then how you feel now, please go on ahead to the hospital wing." He said to me. I nodded. Then he looked at Alfred. "Make sure he doesn't fall or else you're the one who's going to pay for his medical bills. Now get going, it will be harder to walk around like that as soon as people start waking up."

"Right." Alfred turned to me and winked. I sighed as I started to walk while using the crutch. He looked back at Arthur who still was watching us. 'Hey how about you take a nap first before you do anything else? You look exhausted."

I nodded my head in agreement. Out of my corner of my eye I could see Arthur walking in the other direction. Alfred smiled as he gives me a thumbs up. I just rolled my eyes.

Okay, let me tell you flat out. Walking with a crutch that's not your dominant foot is fucking tiring. I swear, not even 20 'steps' later and I was already breathing hard. Alfred had to carry me for the rest of the way.

And another thing I want to say. THE SCHOOL IS EFFIN HUGE! Like I'm not even kidding. Hallway after Hallway, door after door, and stairs after stairs. It's like a huge maze. And I was staying here until I get better? That's going to be hard, unless I be provided a map.

We finally reached a door that has a sign reading 'the hero and the maple'. Wow, isn't that original? Alfred knocked on the door and sure enough Matthew was waiting. Alfred set me down on the bed to my left and closed the door.

"It worked dude." Alfred cheered. "It was a great plan from the amazing hero!"

"Arthur's more of an idiot then I realized." Matthew muttered under his breath. I smirked as I took off the hat and gave it to Alfred. I took of his shirt and gave that back to him. Matthew turned to me. "That's going to be your bed for the time being."

"Where are you going to sleep?" I asked Matthew.

"That isn't my bed." I looked at Alfred who pointed to the floor. Matthew smirked. "You're going to be so sore."

"Whatevers Mattie." Alfred scowled at Matthew, who I now have permission to call Mattie. "You're just jealous that my plan worked. And besides if I get tired of sleeping on the floor then I'll push you off of your bed."

"Don't you dare!" Matthew growled. I started laughing. He growled at me. "What's so funny?"

"I thought you were so shy." I said with a smile. "But in reality, you're actually pretty snarky. It's surprising and funny at the same time."

Matthew puffed his cheeks and walked into the bathroom. Alfred set down my duffle bag next to my, temporary, bed. I lifted up my legs and lie down. Alfred covered me with a blanket that resembles the American flag. I yawned and soon, I fell asleep.

Author's Note:

Hey guys, I hope you like this story so far. I gives me ideas on what to write for Why Me? so yeah. ^^

Not much to say except for wait for the plot to thicken a bit. I like to develop stories. (Oh, and again sorry for my lack of proper grammer. ^^')

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