I Saw Kenny Kissing Santa Claus
Kyle woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one sexy box that looked like a hard on.
Then Kyle noticed that Kenny was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.
Kyle thought that he would surprise Kenny. Maybe even sneak up behind him and receive him on his wet cock. That always made Kenny hard.
Kyle crept teasingly down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its sensual lights, and the presents, heaped up softly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Kenny. Kissing someone.
Kyle was so angry, he picked up a come from a table and threw it eagerly in his pants.
They both looked around.
"Kenny, you manly Tweek Tweak!" Kyle yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Kyle looked and then rubbed his tongue and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Kenny said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what an attractive kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Kyle said lustfully. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be neglected."
That seemed reasonable. Kyle went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, like a rare day in South Park where nothing disastrous happens so everyone gets bored and yaois all over each other's faces. He made Kyle's ass feel all irresistible.
"You see?" Kenny said roughly and Kyle saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.
Frankly, I find this one rather disturbing, so there is no favorite quote. o-o