To Softly Receive
Kyle and Kenny were celebrating a sensual Valentine's Day together. Kyle had cooked a manly dinner and they ate in his pants by candlelight.
"My darling," Kenny said, stroking Kyle's cock, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Kyle. "It is but a neglected token of my sexy love."
Kyle opened the box. Inside was a hard lubricant! He gazed at it lustfully. Then he gazed at Kenny lustfully. "It's attractive," Kyle said. "Come here and let me receive you."
Just then, a husky crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a rare day in South Park where nothing disastrous happens so everyone gets bored and yaois all over each other's faces. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a wet voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Kenny read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other eagerly as the crone cackled some more. Kyle's tongue began to tremble. Then Kenny shrugged, pulled out a come, and hit the crone on her ass. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Kyle said and kissed Kenny teasingly. "This is an irresistible Valentine's Day!"
They roughly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they received each other all night long.
"'Come here and let me receive you.'" xD