Hello! Back with more weirdness! This one was done not too long ago, actually.

My sister and I were just eating dinner and talking about random Final Fantasy stuff. She pretended to be her namesake, Elena, and I pretended to be Vincent. We were talking about how Marlene asked Vincent if he had a phone, but he didn't. My sister then remembered this one motivational poster that we saw one time on Google Images.

The poster read "Vincent Valentine" at the top in big red letters. Underneath that it read, "The shock! The horror! Vincent doesn't have a phone!" in smaller white letters. The photo showed Vincent holding his cape out, and subtitles were put in that read, "You don't have a phone?" That was what Marlene told him in Advent Children.

Don't own Final Fantasy. Not even a phone. I'm kinda glad that I don't own a phone, though. I'm probably just going to keep losing it like how I always lose my iPod Touch and find it under the couch, under my blankets, under my pillow, in my pocket, in my hands, or else I was sitting on it. Surprisingly, it never broke.

Dedicated to everyone who has a phone/planning to get one. Dunno why, but I felt like giving a dedication to something related to phones because of this random drabble.

Note: Please excuse the OOC of the characters and some information that might be wrong. I've only seen Advent Children, and I know almost absolutely zilch about the rest of Final Fantasy.

"Vincent! Vincent, come on!" Elena said as she dragged said immortal around to random places.

It was originally Elena's idea to drag Vincent around town to go shopping with her. The whole point was to make Vincent more social. Vincent on the other hand thinks it's just to make him feel awkward and irritated at the female Turk.

"Where are we going?" Vincent asked in an annoyed tone. He doesn't like to be dragged around like a lost puppy. "We've been walking around for hours, Elena."

"Oh come on, Vinnie! Just cheer up and it won't be that bad."

Vincent just grumbled something under his breath.

"What was that?" Elena said.

"I said I'm getting tired of walking around with people staring at me weirdly. I don't really like it."

"You'll get used to it eventually."

She led him around the square looking around. She caught sight of Tifa with Denzel and Marlene with her. Cloud was also there in his usual Cloud Brooding Moods.

"Tifa!" Elena said as she took hold of Vincent's arm and yanked him in that direction.

"OW! Elena, stop yanking my arm!" Vincent screamed.

"Hey there Elena!" Tifa said as she greeted the Turk.

"Hey Denzel! Hi Marlene!" Elena said as she hugged them both.

"Hi Elena!" Denzel said.

"It's good to see you again!" Marlene said.

"…Hi Cloud." Elena said as she greeted Cloud. "Are you in your Cloud Brooding Mood again?"

"Good to see you too, Elena," Cloud said in his Cloud-ish tone.

"Vinnie! Say 'hi' to everyone." Elena said as she dragged Vincent in to greet them before he could walk away.

"Hello," he said in way that meant, "I don't want to be here right now".

"We were just going shopping," Tifa told Elena.

"Oh really? Me too! I just dragged Vinnie here along so he can be less antisocial." Elena explained.

"And how has it gone so far?"

"Not so good, to tell you the truth."

"I hear ya. I once dragged Cloud around with me so he can stop acting so antisocial, but I only succeeded in getting him kicked out of several stores for good."

"Ouch. Was it that bad?"

"Yep. Have you gotten Vincent kicked out of any stores yet?"

"Well, five stores, the fifth one about five minutes ago."

"Ouch. How many stores have you visited?"

"Hmm, let me think about it. Five."

"Ouch! That's bad."

"I know right? Now I can't drag him into any of the stores without making everyone inside them getting freaked out."

"Are you done talking trash about me?" Vincent said as he interrupted Elena's and Tifa's conversation.

"Not really," Elena said as she shook her head no. "That reminds me, I have to call someone. Can I borrow your cellphone?" she asked Vincent.

Vincent raised his red cape to show that he doesn't have one.

Elena let out a dramatic gasp. "The shock! The horror! Vincent doesn't have a phone!"

Tifa screamed and pretended to faint. Elena also screamed and ran around in circles, yelling "IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!" at the top of her lungs.

Vincent sighed in annoyance. "You can be so dramatic at times."

Elena stopped screaming. "Well it's not like you're any diff—"

RING!

A cellphone went off. Everyone looked around to see whose phone it was.

RING!

Cloud took out his phone and checked it. "Not me," he stated simply.

RING!

Tifa checked hers. "Not me," she said.

RING!

"I don't have one." Denzel said.

RING!

"I don't either." Marlene said.

RING!

"I think it's you." Vincent said.

RING!

Elena whipped out her phone and opened it. "Hello?" she said into the device.

RING!

The ring came again.

"Huh?" Elena said, confused.

RING!

"Give me a sec," Vincent said as he fished around in his pockets.

RING!

"It's me," he said as he answered it.

"Hello. Yeah this is me. No. No, I won't—. Hey, if you—, if you—, will you stop shouting and interrupting me? You're gonna lose your voice when this conversation is over. I don't care! I was asleep! I was asleep to repent my sins! I honestly don't care about that. Shut up. No, you shut up! SHUT UP! I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU ANYMORE! A cheeseburger with fries. Diet. Yeah, a diet Coke. Okay. Bye Reno."

Vincent cut the call and put his phone away.

"What was all that about?" Elena asked.

"That was Reno," Vincent said.

"I honestly didn't know you had a phone!"

"I got it as a present from Reno not too long ago," Vincent explained.

Elena stared at him, not saying anything.

"Marlene told Reno that I didn't have a phone, so he got me one." Vincent added.

"Wow. High five Marlene!" Elena said as she bent down to get a high five from Marlene.

"Okay!" Marlene said as she gave Elena a high five with a big smile on her face.

"Now that that's done, I have only one more thing to do." Elena said as she got up.

"And what would that be?" Vincent asked, though he immediately wished that he hadn't.

"The shock! The horror! Vincent has a phone!" Elena yelled out dramatically.

Vincent facepalmed himself. "Why do you have to be so dramatic?" he said.

Cloud put a hand on Vincent's shoulder. "Don't worry, Vincent. You're probably gonna get used to it eventually."

Vincent facepalmed himself again.