DISCLAIMER: still own nutten…

Once again sending out a BIG thanks to Emmy and her perfect pictures.. If not for her, Emmett wouldn't have had a reason to show off his body once more..

And as always, thanks and love to my beta Sassyvampmama.. Where would I be without you girl?

"I'm not drinking this." I scowled down at the red drink in my hand as Edward put his arm around my waist and began running his hand up and down my hip. I warily sniffed the drink and I swear the fumes coming off of it set my nose on fire. "Can I just have water or something else instead?"

"It's to help you loosen up Love; you have a part to play in this, just as much as I do." I rolled my eyes as he pulled me in tighter to his side and pressed a light kiss to my ear.

"He's not even here so who are we playing the part for?" I saw that cocky little smirk lift his lips and had to fight the distinct need to slap it right back off his pretty little face.

"Haven't you heard? Practice makes perfect." He sensuously ran the pinky of his free hand down my cheek to my collarbone while his other one gently squeezed my hip. "You never know when he will show up, and we need to make sure he sees us looking 'cozy' together."

"Edward, it's been 2 hours already, do you really think he's going to show?" I kept looking at the front door through the hordes of half-naked people practically fucking on the makeshift dance floor, hoping to catch a glimpse of him soon.

"He's going to show, trust me; any man who is that protective of a woman who is not his sister or mother would." He led me to a chair of the edge of the dance floor and pulled me onto his lap. "I know if it was me in his position I wouldn't have let you leave the house." he whispered into my ear, his warm breath causing a shiver to course down my spine.

"Oh… My… Fucking… God..." Angela stammered as she squeezed my arm painfully. I looked at her in confusion wondering what had come over her "Please tell me I'm not dreaming."

I raised my eyebrow in a silent query and she pointed to the front door. I followed her direction and gasped as I took in the most wonderful sight.

Emmett confidently walked into the room in nothing but a pair of his gray Calvin Kline's with a leaf strategically place over his manhood, and a necklace of leaves. Did I mention nothing else? As in, the man was showing off his perfect chest to every single person in the room. I watched angrily as a very slutty angel walked up to him, slithered herself under his arm and rested her hand on his chest. I felt all the anticipation that had been filling my body seep out dramatically as I slouched into Edwards arms and closed my eyes. There was no way in hell I was going to watch her fondle him.

"Bella." Edward whispered into my ear as he pulled me tighter into his arms. "We'll play our parts 'til the curtain falls, my sweet." He pressed a kiss behind my ear as I took a deep breath and nodded in agreement. "Now how about a little giggle, you know, make me sound like I'm sweeping you off your feet."

I forced a strangled sounding giggle out and felt Edwards head shake in mock disappointment before his fingers dug into my ribs, causing me to almost fall off his laugh in giggles. "Now that's much better," he cooed before placing another light kiss to my neck.

"Just so you know, I really hate you right now." I said though my laughter as he continued to tickle my ribs, holding me tighter as I squirmed on his lap.

"Yes, but not as much as the bimbo that is running her nails over his abs right now." I stiffened once more at his words. That was right before I felt Edwards's nose run up my neck, pulling my earlobe between his teeth and causing an unwanted moan to softly fall from my lips, as goose bumps covered my entire body. "Mmmm, you're so responsive."

"And you're over doing it." I whispered as I reached down and pinched his inner thigh between my legs. He hissed into my ear before a chuckle came out.

"Actually I think I'm doing it just right, look." I opened my eyes just in time to see Emmett slap the Angel of smuttiness's hand away and start to storm our way in all his half-naked glory. "It's time to play your part, my dear."

I nodded once and then shook my head no as my stomach clenched in anxiety. "I don't know if I can," I whispered as Emmett rudely pushed his way through the sweaty bodies on the make-shift dance floor.

"You can, I know there is a sexy little minx somewhere under that librarian mask you were every day." Edward bent down and brought my still full cup of red death up to my lips, urging me to drink. "For your nerves." I nodded as I took a sip and closed my eyes. "Show him Bella; show him what he can have if he just grows some balls." I laughed as I took in Emmett's leaf covered boxers.

"From what I can see I don't think the lack of balls is his problem." Angela stated as she fanned herself. "Stand up and take Edward to the dance floor, before he gets here. GO… GO… GO…" She hissed into my ear pulling me off Edwards lap.

"I can't dance sober." I screamed into Edwards's ear as he led me onto the edge of the dance floor and started to sway his hips to the music.

"You just haven't had the right partner," he cooed into my ear as he pulled me tighter into his chest, and resting his hands on my ass and moving my hips to meet his. My rhythm was so completely off that it was a miracle that we hadn't landed in a heap on the floor. Edward stopped after third time my legs got tangled with his. He looked me up and down and shook his head once then leaned forward to whisper into my ear. "Think of it like having sex, Bella." He placed his hands on my hips and once more pulled my body flush with his.

"That's a great analogy," I rolled my eyes at him, even as he moved his hips against mine to the music while I continued to hold still. "But the problem with that Edward, is that I would have had to have an introductory course on sex first." I saw the look of shock on his face as my words registered with him and laughed.

"You're still a virgin?" he stuttered and I swear I felt his cock harden against my stomach, which was still press up against him.

"Technically, no; I'm not a virgin." I laughed as the look of disappointment crossed his face. "I was told I have to count Mike, the-two-pump-chump, who lasted a grand total of 2 minutes. And honestly, I think he fucked my comforter, because I sure didn't feel a thing." I shrugged my shoulders and started to sway my hips against his erection. "And let me tell you, the boy certainly knew nothing about foreplay." Edward groaned as I ran my nails down his back.

"I think you might need a little one-on-one education time then." his sexy smile twitched at his lips as he lowered his face to mine, our lips only millimeters from each other, "and lucky for you, I have an opening at Mason University." I felt his tongue lightly brush over my bottom lip as he licked his lips and I took in a sharp breath and closed my eyes as his lips met mine softly. My stomach fluttered as one of his hands rose up to entangle itself into the hair at the nape of my neck and the other pressed into my lower back. My tongue, acting under its own accord, slipped out between my lips and teased his lower one causing a husky moan to fell from Edwards lips before he tilted his head slightly and opened his mouth for my exploration.

"I'm cutting in." I was startled as Emmett's voice sounded over the music close to my ear. Edward and I locked eyes as we moved apart, his smirk firmly in place before he nodded his head once to Emmett and leaned down to place a kiss to my ear.

"Remember your part, I will do the rest." I nodded, still in a slight stupor as he gently pushed me into Emmett's arms. I shook my head a couple times to clear the cobwebs and looked up into Emmett's glaring eyes with a smile.

"Thought you were just going to sit at home and hand out candy to the little goblins?" I said as he pulled me tight into his mostly naked body and shot a look over my shoulder, more than likely right to Edward.

"Change of plans." he growled as his arms wrapped around my waist and he started to sway to the music still glaring over my shoulder all the while.

"And where did you get this costume, the tree in the courtyard?" I laughed as I ran my finger over the leaf necklace. He looked down at my finger as it took its second pass over the leaves just barely touching the hot flesh of his chiseled chest. He nodded his head a couple times as he watched my finger run down between the leaves and his flesh.

"I have to say, it was a great last minute decision. I don't think I could have pulled it off." I said as I turned around and wedged my ass into his hips and started to sway to the music, looking pleadingly to Ang for support, who just gave me an excited thumbs up and a wink. I looked over to Edward, begging him with my eyes to come and get me, but the ass just laughed as he wrapped his arm around Ang and whispered in her ear.

"I'm going to kick your ass." I mouthed to him, his answer a cocky smirk and raised brow. I was about to mouth a few more choice words to the man who was supposed to be my date for the night; Ok well, maybe his job was to make Emmett jealous, but was still my date, when two strong hands twisted me around and lifted me up to look directly into Emmett's eyes.

"You may be his date tonight Bells, but your my dance partner right now, which means all your attention should be focused on me." I nodded my head in understanding as he slowly lowered me back onto my feet my body sliding against his causing my skirt to ride up and showing everyone willing to look the white ruffled boy-shorts that Angela said made the outfit. "These are new," he hummed as his hands moved to pull down the back of my skirt, though he was taking time to play with the ruffle. I swallowed past the lump in my throat and sighed as his warm large hands rested on my ass and pulled me tighter into his hips.

"Ang said they made the outfit." I shrugged as he started to move to the music causing my own body to follow.

"I would have to agree." He rested his chin on the top of my head holding me close as 'Moves like Jagger' came to an end. I tried to pull away since our song had finished but stopped when I felt his head shake and his arms tighten around me. "One more," he whispered into my ear, and I swear I heard him take a deep breath before standing back up to his full height. I just nodded as I looked up into his eyes and sighed when he pulled me back into his warm embrace. It took me just a few moments of erotic ignorance before the music around us finally seeped into my head.

"Wait a minute, isn't it like against house rules to play 'Lifehouse'?" I laughed as he stopped his movements to listen to the song. His smile took my breath away when he looked down to me.

"Normally I would have to say yes, but this song is pretty good." He pulled me back into him and held me close as the words to 'Hanging by a Moment' swirled around us. "And pretty fucking perfect too."

I looked up at him in confusion but was pulled into another set of warm arms before I could ask anything.

"I'm ready for my date back, thanks." Edward quipped as he nodded at Emmett and pulled me off the dance floor. I looked back over my shoulder to see Emmett glaring at Edwards back before he was completely surrounded by a harem of scantily clad co-eds.

CK~CK~CK~CK

"I'm going to rip that bitches fake ass finger nails off." I hissed/slurred as Edward massaged my shoulders and Angela laughed at my side. Ok, so while I did stick to my 'I'm not going to drink the red death in a cup' drink rule, Edward brought over this really yummy blue drink that went down oh-so easily. I think he called it something like APF or FMP, I really can't remember. All I cared about was that the drink was yummy, and now I could see two half naked Emmett's.

"Touchy, touchy Missy; I mean really just because she has done nothing but run those talons of hers up and down his 8 pack for the last hour…Oh God," she moaned as she fanned herself and almost fell off her chair. "And don't get me started on that 'V' of his. I didn't even know they could look that tasty." I chuckled as Ben cleared his throat next to Angela and rolled his eyes. She patted his leg and kissed his check before turning back to ogle Emmett once more. Yeah, so I think Angela has had the same, if not more, of the yummy blue drinks as I have. The woman is seriously toasted.

"Are you ready to play with him a little more?" Edward whispered into my ear before pulling me up and waving his friend Peter, who I met when we first walked into the Delta Phi house, over.

"My turn?" Peter asked as he winked at me, his hazel eyes were surrounded by dark long lashes, and even darker plastic frames. You would think the geek glasses would take away something from his looks, but in actuality they only added to it. This man- geek glasses, pocket protector, pink polo shirt and all- was pure sex on legs; I could only imagine what he looked like out of his nerd costume.

I squealed as Peter picked me off my feet and carried me into the middle of a mob of sweaty people.

"Ready for some fun?" he whispered into my ear before running his nose down my neck while moving my hips in time with his. "Fuck, please tell me you and Eddie aren't together?" I was speechless as his hands moved from my hips to my ass and squeezed both cheeks as he growled loudly enough for anyone within a 10 years radius to hear.

"Not inclusive, if that is what you're asking." I slurred and wrapped my arms around his neck, pulling my body even closer to his, if that was at all possible.

"Perfect. So I'll be over to pick your sexy ass up Monday night." His hand lifted up my left leg and brought it up to his hip grinding into my core, and thank the lucky fucking stars we actually were able to stay in a standing position.

"Yeah, I don't fucking think so, Geek Boy." I heard Emmett growl as I was pulled away from Peters arms and pushed into Angela's waiting arms. "She's not interested."

"She seemed pretty interested to me." Peter drawled as he stood up to his own 6 foot 5 height and made as if to stand off for the prize. I did the whole tennis match head thing, which in my current condition was not a very smart move, and fell out of Angela's arms and on to my ass right in the middle of the make-shift dance floor. Both Emmett and Peter looked down at me and smirked before turning back to each other.

"She's drunk; she'll come to her senses in the morning." Emmett hit Peters shoulder with his own before picking me up off the floor and carried me, yet again, out of another party. "I'm taking Bella home Edward." he yelled out over his shoulder. "Don't bother coming back to see her. You can't seem to take care of her for one night, I'm not about to trust her with you for more."

"I can take care of myself." I huffed as I looked over Emmett's shoulder and smiled wryly to Ang, Ben and Edward. Each giving me their own little wink and smile.

'Funny, I think I've heard that before." Emmett chuckled and placed kiss to the top of my head. "Good thing I'm willing to help out when you need it babe."

"You know that you and I are going to have to have a little one-on-one time tomorrow and talk about your caveman shit, right?" I glowered up at him. He nodded his head and gave me his signature panty-soaking smile.

"Any one-on-one time with you is welcome babe." he chuckled as he placed me in the back seat of a car and slid in next to me. "just as long as we can also have a talk about Eddie boy, as well." I snuggled into his side and ran my fingers over the leaves around his neck, my eyes threatening to clamp shut.

"He's a good guy, a really great dancer, and his lips are like soft pillows; I just want to fall into. What more is there to talk about?" I slurred as my eyes shut and I felt Emmett's body stiffen.

"We will talk about this tomorrow, Isabella." he growled, pulling me tighter into his body.

"Tomorrow." I sighed as I let the darkness of sleep once again take me.

Until next week….