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Haruhi's POV:
This is stupid, I don't go clubbing, seeing as how I have never once gone anyway.
I know I should have had more common sense I know, but my husband, wouldn't have it I had to stay home and watch our kids, he complained about how it is a waste of money, how it is an excuse to dress like you can't afford most the clothes anyways, and his favorite one; you should just stay here with the kids you have gain anyways! Ah that is my favorite one, but it isn't Tamaki I'm married to, it is "Mommy" I can't help but laugh at the stupid nickname for my love. It is funny, I think I need a vacation with the husband and me, almost like date night in a way.
S.O.S she is in disguise
S.O.S she is in disguise
There's a she wolf in disguise,
Coming out, coming out, coming out
Pulling up I hear a strange beat, it resonates with my body my soul in a way, I can't help but move my body to the beat once we get inside I can't help but go a little wild… okay I became the sensation of the club, all guys there fight for a chance to be close to me as I slowly stand and jerk, sway, slide, and just all around dance like a really… what is that word? Oh yeah. Sexily and the guys melt around me in an all- around throbbing grouped mass of bodies and people.
A domesticated girl that's all you ask of me,
Darling it is no joke, this is lycanthropy.
Moons awake now, with eyes wide open
My body is craving, so feed the hungry
Okay I went to wild every guy who was next to me, he may not bleed again. I really bleed'em dry and after a while I see that the guys are terrified of not being near me!
I've devoting myself to you
Monday to Monday
And Friday to Friday
Not getting enough retribution
Not getting enough retribution or decent incentives to keep me at it
Starting to feel just a little abused
Like a coffee machine in an office (AAA)
So I'm gonna go somewhere closer
To get me a lover and tell you about it
One guy refuses to leave me alone in the club but I don't mind since my outfit is mainly a bikini top and stripper shorts on heels that are like stilettoes I find out the guy is not my husband but an old host who was much taller than before, since I remember any face I say to them.
"Hey, Honey remember me at all? Or am I just another pretty face like Usa-chan?"
"Hey chick how do you k- oh Haruhi!"
There's a she wolf in the closet,
Open up and set her free {auuuu}
There's a she wolf in the closet,
Let it out so it can breathe (inhales, exhales)
"Haruhi! The last time I saw you, you with 'Mommy' at the wedding, and you look wow1 you look great!"
I remember that my hair has grown out and I got more than enough cleavage now and sadly my voice got higher, puberty sucks, I know how Honey-sempai feels.
"Thanks you look great yourself!"
Sitting across the bar, staring right at her pray,
It's going well so far, she's gonna get her way.
Nocturnal creatures are not so prudent,
The moons my teacher, and I'm her student.
Kyouya comes up realizing who I was dancing with as I move on and I'm the one thing he always realizes almost a little too late. I slip into the bar counter seat as some guy buys me a drink.
To look at the single man I've got on me a special radar,
And the fire departments hotline in case I get in trouble later
Not looking for cute little divo's or rich city guys that just want to enjoy
I'm having a very good time in the heat, very bad in the arms of a boy
I dance on the tabletop now and I dance well enough that I'm looking like a professional as two twins look up and climb on top of the table and dance around me and basically sandwich me in between them.
I know them immediately and they know it so I just hop down and call it good as we talk and exchange numbers. Then they know that I move on and they let me go, like they did before.
There's a she wolf in the closet,
Open up and set her free (auuuu...)
There's a she wolf in the closet,
Let it out so it can breathe (inhales, exhales)
The next thing I know I'm stuck almost grinding on a blonde guy, and I see violet eyes, great it is Tamaki, how did I get so lucky! I do not know. We say hi talk and move on the only person here I haven't seen is oh I take that back here he comes!
S.O.S she is in disguise
S.O.S she is in disguise, *breaths heavily*
There's a she wolf in disguise,
Coming out, coming out, coming out
"Haruhi, how come you are here? Aren't you married?"
"Takashi! Long time no see huh? And yes I'm still married to him. I'll talk to you tomorrow, okay we all are going to and get something to eat tomorrow ok?"
He nods silently like before and I know he had let me go easier than the others but it still took him a long time to get over me and boy will Kyouya kill me!
S.O.S she is in disguise
S.O.S she is in disguise
There's a she wolf in disguise,
Coming out, coming out, coming out
There's a she wolf in the closet,
Let it out so it can breathe (inhales, exhales)
Okay I walk around the empting club, as I walk into Kyouya and stop as he gives me a red-faced scowl; uh oh I'm in trouble!
"Haruhi! How could you! Enough I refuse to let you do this anymore, this is your final time clubbing!"
"Fine but I think you hate having to share, love."
"Yes, Haruhi exactly now let's go home, NOW!"
"Yes love okay I will go."
Thus ends my entire Clubbing experience huh? Well you thought wrong….