It's been a wonderful year and what better way to celebrate it than by singing some nice, Akatsuki classics? I hope it gets you into the festive holiday spirit (Akatsuki style).
Misery to the World (Joy to the World)
Misery to the world! Madara has come:
Let earth receive her torture.
Let all the ninja cower in fear.
And hell and the moon sing.
And hell and the moon sing.
And hell and hell and the moon sing!
He rules the world with cruelty and heartlessness,
And makes the nations crumble
To prove his unlimited power
And horrors of his evil plan,
And horrors of his evil plan,
And horrors, horrors of his evil plan.
Let Naruto Burn! (Let It Snow)
Oh, the moon outside is frightful,
But our hidden cave is so delightful,
And since we can't go outside,
Let Naruto burn, let Naruto burn, let Naruto burn!
Naruto doesn't show signs of dying
So I bought some knives for his stabbing;
The screams are turned way up high,
Let Naruto burn, let Naruto burn, let Naruto burn!
When he finally dies tonight,
How I'll hate cleaning up the bits,
But if you use a water jutsu,
My only worry will be your hits.
The night is slowly passing,
And, my comrade, we're still cheering.
But as long as we can seal the bijuu,
Let Naruto burn, let Naruto burn, let Naruto burn!
Hidan is Coming to Town (Santa Claus is Coming to Town)
You better hide your cross. You better be a Jashinist
Better not come out of hiding, I'm telling you why
Hidan is coming to town.
He's making sacrifices and stabbing them twice;
Gonna find out who's Jashinist or not.
Hidan is coming to town.
He sees you when you're bleeding
He knows when you're about to die
He knows if you're a Jashinist or not
So be a Jashinist for goodness sake!
Oh! You better hide your cross! You better be a Jashinist
Better not come out of hiding, I'm telling you why
Hidan is coming to town.
Hidan is coming to town!
Tobi the Annoying Retard (Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)
Tobi, the annoying retard
Had a very bright orange mask.
And if you ever saw him,
You would even say he's insane.
All of the other Akatsuki
Used to run away and call him retarded.
They never let poor Tobi
Join in any Akatsuki missions.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Tobi came to say:
"Tobi was never a real person
So bow to me, I'm very fearsome!"
Then all the Akatsuki feared him
As they cowered in caves with terror
Tobi the annoying retard,
You tricked us all!
The Twelve Days of the Great Ninja War (The Twelve Days of Christmas)
On the first day of war,
The masked troll sent to thee:
A message of suggested surrender.
On the second day of war,
The masked troll sent to thee:
Two massive meteors,
And a message of suggested surrender.
On the third day of war,
The masked troll sent to thee:
Three dead Konoha medics,
Two massive meteors,
And a message of suggested surrender.
On the fourth day of war,
The masked troll sent to thee:
Four suicidal terrorists,
Three dead Konoha medics,
Two massive meteors,
And a message of suggested surrender.
On the fifth day of war,
The masked troll sent to thee:
Five zombified Akatsuki members,
Four suicidal terrorists,
Three dead Konoha medics,
Two massive meteors,
And a message of suggested surrender.
On the sixth day of war,
The masked troll sent to thee:
Six consecutive attacks on the Kages,
Five zombified Akatsuki members,
Four suicidal terrorists,
Three dead Konoha medics,
Two massive meteors,
And a message of suggested surrender.
On the seventh day of war,
The masked troll sent to thee:
Seven revived previous bijuu owners,
Six consecutive attacks on the Kages,
Five zombified Akatsuki members,
Four suicidal terrorists,
Three dead Konoha medics,
Two massive meteors,
And a message of suggested surrender.
On the eighth day of war,
The masked troll sent to thee:
Eight stabs to the main defense,
Seven revived previous bijuu owners,
Six consecutive attacks on the Kages,
Five zombified Akatsuki members,
Four suicidal terrorists,
Three dead Konoha medics,
Two massive meteors,
And a message of suggested surrender.
On the ninth day of war,
The masked troll sent to thee:
Nine lies about his identity,
Eight stabs to the main defense,
Seven revived previous bijuu owners,
Six consecutive attacks on the Kages,
Five zombified Akatsuki members,
Four suicidal terrorists,
Three dead Konoha medics,
Two massive meteors,
And a message of suggested surrender.
On the tenth day of war,
The masked troll sent to thee:
Ten previously unseen versions of his mask,
Nine lies about his identity,
Eight stabs to the main defense,
Seven revived previous bijuu owners,
Six consecutive attacks on the Kages,
Five zombified Akatsuki members,
Four suicidal terrorists,
Three dead Konoha medics,
Two massive meteors,
And a message of suggested surrender.
On the eleventh day of war,
The masked troll sent to thee:
Eleven (thousand) Zetsus that infiltrated the armies,
Ten previously unseen versions of his mask,
Nine lies about his identity,
Eight stabs to the main defense,
Seven revived previous bijuu owners,
Six consecutive attacks on the Kages,
Five zombified Akatsuki members,
Four suicidal terrorists,
Three dead Konoha medics,
Two massive meteors,
And a message of suggested surrender.
On the twelfth day of war,
The masked troll sent to thee:
Twelve decapitated parts of Uzumaki Naruto,
Eleven (thousand) Zetsus that infiltrated the armies,
Ten previously unseen versions of his mask,
Nine lies about his identity,
Eight stabs to the main defense,
Seven revived previous bijuu owners,
Six consecutive attacks on the Kages,
Five zombified Akatsuki members,
Four suicidal terrorists,
Three dead Konoha medics,
Two massive meteors,
And a message of suggested surrender.
Merry Akatsuki Christmas!
Any thoughts?