Part 2, are you ready? Shit is about to go down! Don't be afraid to rate and review! Seriously. Do it. Even if you usually don't, do so anyways :) This one is significantly shorter, but I will update sooner!

"What the hell am I going to do?" Logan said. He had finally plopped down on the couch, slightly winded from his anxious pacing. James and Carlos stood before him.

"Well, i know what you shouldn't have done… fucked your best friend's mom,"

"Well thank you for your insight, Carlos. I would have never guessed that that was the root of all the issues and tension right now," Logan said. He rolled his eyes and gave Carlos a dirty look.

"Well, judging from the fact that you fucked the mother of your best friend, that needed to be said. You know, what the hell were you even thinking? How the fuck does that even happen? I mean I don't mean to be creepy and I have no intention of fucking one of your moms, but how did that even-" Carlos began, but James interrupted.

"Look! I'm just as interested as you are, but the very existence of BTR can rely on how we handle this situation."

"You know it's a bad time when James is the voice of reason. Look, explaining the story of how it happens will be great when we can look back at this whole debacle and laugh. But for now, I'm screwed and the future of Big Time Rush is screwed!" Logan exclaimed.

"Actually, Mrs. Knight is screwed! Haha! Get it! Ok. I realize that was too soon and in very bad taste, but I needed to say it. I'm done. We can move on now."

"James, you are an asshole," Logan said, rage building up inside him.

"And you, sir, are a motherfucker! Haha, do you get it? Cuz you fucked Kendall's mom," James retorted.

"Kendall, tell me exactly what is on your mind." Mrs. Knight reluctantly asked. There was no parenting handbook, and even if there was, there would be nothing like this in the book. No step-by-step tutorial to unscrew your son's friend and to un-scar your son.

"Would you like the censored version?"

"Just tell me what's on your mind, hun. But just be careful about what you say."

"Well, the next time I see Logan I'm going to rip is dick off and shove it so far down his throat, he'll be shitting it out. After that, I would cook his left testicle while it's still attached to his body. Promptly after that action, I would light Logan on fire."

There had been a gnawing silence for about five minutes despite the cynical things Kendall said.

"Mom?"

"Kendall!"

"Can I tell you something?"

"Of course, hun."

Kendall took a deep breath. "I'm gay. How do I know I'm gay? I've had the biggest crush on Logan since 6th grade. I've liked other guys but those crushes were gone after a couple weeks. But with Logan it was different. So not only did I see you fuck my best friend, I saw you fuck my best friend who I've had a crush on for four years."