Lucky me
Genre: Humor, Action, Romance~
Warning : Everyone is OOC, and nothing is what you know! Almost completely different from the Manga, and will be shorter than the manga! Not sure how long though…
Pairing: Agon x Sena
Disclaimer: Eyeshield 21 © Inagaki Riichiro and Murata Yusuke
Reminders
Bold- Headings/ transitioning
Italicized- English
Bold & Italicized- emphasis
'Thoughts'
"Speech"
Thank-you to the reviewers:
Thank-you okiyama for reviewing. I'm glad you liked it, hope you're still reading.
Thanks to Nekokratik for reviewing, I'm glad you found my insulting skills hilarious, I took spanish for 3 years then switched over to Japanese, now is my 5th year of Japanese. Hahaha, I can't tell you, but it won't be long, because Hiruma is Hiruma, and I don't think Agon will find Sena yet, but more of their history together will be revealed soon.
Thank-you PockoChi for reviewing, here's an update, though it was not soon, sorry.
Thanks Ninja Wannabee for reviewing. I'm glad you love it, yes, I feel bad for Unsui too... I'll make it up to him somehow.. Oh, don't worry, I'm making everyone OOC ahahaha.
Thank-q Psychotic Sprite for reviewing, Hahaha, your comment made my friend cower in fear, hahaha, thanks, it was a sight to see.
krazypunkr is the one who cowered in fear, hahaha.
Thank-you RoxasIsReal13 for the review.
Thank-you itachisgurl93 for review, sorry it wasn't soon, but here is an update.
Thank-you lazyass joker for the review.
Thank-you Sachiel Angelo for the reviews. Cinderella, really? Hm, I just have thing for shoes, and food, and cooking, and... singing, so I incorperate them into my story one point in time. The reason they are in bold is because someone else complain in my other story that they got confused when I used Japanese words, they couldn't distinguish the Japanese from the English... also it's easier to translate when I can find where I placed in Japanese words, but I'll stop. And the reason why Sena knows English and Spanish is because he lived in California for ten years, if you live here you would know a bit of Spainish, if not from school then from friends, and of course mostly everyone speaks English in America, though it's not the official language, because we don't have one... (so why do we learn it in school? !)
Thank-you silverXshadow for the reivew. Really, I thought I OOC Agon a little, but I guess I got his attitude towards others, excluding Sena, right.
Thanks to boredomismyrefuge for reviewing, btw, love your penname~ Here's an update, but I don't know if you'll like it. I hope you do.
Thank-you eljeha2000 for the review. I'm glad you like it so far, um, I guess I can do that... I can't remember how to though, once it's daytime I'll do it, but for now, I'm gonna sleep...
Thank-you KitsuneNaru for reviewing! You are the reason why I remembered to update... I kinda forgot about FF for a while until I got an email, so thank-you!
KH: So tired… goodnight, er morning, just finished two projects… ugh. Not sure if this is any good... seemed good, then the ending seem, eh. If you don't understand me, it's because I'm about to pass out...
Chapter 5: That's blackmail, bastard!
The sun was shining through the crack in the navy blue curtains, illuminating the darken room, and there lying on the disheveled mess known as a bed was a messy haired brunette. His eyes, opened slightly, were glaring out the window across the room, his mind slightly cursing the sun.
"Sena, it's time for school, your first big day, you don't want to be late now do you? !" his mother shouted from down stairs, it was one of those rare days where she wasn't going to be called in early, and Sena actually gets to sleep in until 6 am, but Sena has an inability to do so… hence he was awake since 5 am…
"I don't wanna…" he grumbled shuffling further into his burrow of blankets. These last few weeks had been hell for him! 'Frickin' stalkin' blonde devil's probably waiting for me… ugh!' Sena sat up in his bed, shivering slightly from the chilly morning air.
Just two weeks prior he had found hidden cameras located around his house, most were situated in his bedroom… He told his mother, who then promptly alerted all of Sena's self-proclaimed uncles in the police force, and they weren't a problem anymore… But they couldn't identify who had placed them there… No fingerprints whatsoever, the house's security system was still in check; it's as if a ghost set them up.
'Great, either I'm gettin' stalked by a ghost, or that blonde guy is a demon…'
So now Sena really doesn't want to leave the house, but is force to since Agon makes daily trips to his home, leaving threat- er, notes on the front door, warning Sena that if Sena doesn't tell him which school he's going to, he'll find out his own way and then promptly 'dispose' of all the trash there…
Sena got out of his bed and made way to his bathroom. 'I don't think he'll get away with it… though knowin' him, he probably could… but why the hell is he so obsessed with gettin' me back? Is it the fact that he can't have me that's motivatin' him and aggravatin' him so much? !' Sena sighed as he brushed his teeth, stepped into the shower, turning the hot water nozzle until he was blasted with pellets of scorching hot water.
'Why am I surrounded by weirdoes…? I need someone normal in my life, and god knows women aren't normal… I need a new friend… Maybe a dog or a cat…? Yeah, a cat isn't high maintenance, they come and go as they please, hm' he pondered for a bit as he got out of the shower and dried himself off.
Stepping into his bedroom stark naked, except for the towel on his head to keep his hair from dripping too much. 'But then again, a dog is more active, I could go jogging and play with it in a park' Tossing the towel onto his bed, he went to grab his clothes in his closet, he barely got one foot through his boxers when his mom came into the room… with someone.
"Sena, look at who came to-" she stopped short and covered her mouth "Oh my…" she faked modesty and turned to the visitor… who was staring at Sena, either his back, which was adorned with a large black tattoo like crow wings, or the little fact that Sena, whose tan lean, slightly muscular body was nude.
The spiky haired brunette with the glimmering silver piercings stood up straight and placed a hand on his hip, the other hand held his boxers "Can I at least get my pants on first?" Sena arched an eyebrow. The visitor scoffed; a grin plaster on his face as he exited the room. Sena quickly slipped in his boxers quickly and rush to shut the door,
"What the hell mom? !" Locking the door, he turned to his mother "Ever heard of knocking? !" Sena hissed through clenched teeth.
"Well, I would have knocked if you had locked your door" his mother folded her arms 'And it seems you didn't mind, seeing as you were displaying yourself' his mother inwardly chuckled.
"But it's my room; this is my sanctuary, the land of my privacy?" Sena overly dramatically toss his arms up, but his mother stood firmly.
"Well it's my house, my rules, my domain, I pay for the utility and the food" (Okay the next few parts are them having a fun conversation, it's just what they do.)
"Then I better start saving up soon…" Sena muttered, aghast, as he turned away heading for his bed.
"Ha, good luck with that, with all the chores I have you doing and school and school related activities, you'll never have time for a job…" His mother chuckled darkly as he slipped on his pants, and feign hurt.
"You- you planned this… how could you mother?" he turned to her, his eyes big and watering.
"Oh, quite easily my dear sweet son, you're my only child, and nothing is going to take you away from me" she smirked as she strutted over to the small boy.
"Mom…" He let a smile loose "I told you I'm fifteen, I'm not a child anymore, I'm a teenager, and as a teenager I'm going to need my privacy" Sena tilted his head down.
"…*Sigh*, I know, but… I just miss the times when you were so small and thought silly things like nectarines were actually peaches that your father shaved off the fluff because he knows you hate the fluffy feeling on your tongue, or when you thought rain was actually heaven's tears because you did something bad like break your mommy's favorite mug when you washed the dishes for the first time, or when the time you-" she cooed as she snuggled him into her shoulder.
"Mom! Don't say those kinds of things when he's around" he pushed her back gently and glanced around.
"Who?" his mother asked, as she followed his example, though she wasn't sure what they were looking for.
"Ano okyakusan da… he's the guy who's been stalking me for the last two weeks!" Sena held up two fingers, his hand was shaking.
"Really, but he seemed so gentlemanly, *sigh~*" His mother was blushing…
"…" 'Okay, that guy either has a twin I don't know of, or he's a really good actor…' "Ugh, well… I'm gonna go now… can't be late for the first day of high school" Sena muttered, avoiding eye contact with his mother.
"Atta boy" she ruffled his wild hair, "But first dry it properly or you'll catch a cold" his mother walked over to the bed and picked up the towel.
"Hai…" he took the towel from her and dried his hair.
Stepping out of his room and into the living room, in which he needed to bypass to get to the door… since his mother didn't allow him to jump from the second story window to go to school, he bumped into the dreaded blonde or rather…
Hiruma was sitting on the sofa, facing the television, his back turned to the walkway in which Sena needed to go through to get to the door.
So, sneaking as quietly as possible, Sena tiptoed his way to the door, but abruptly stopped when he heard a familiar sound.
"Kekeke"
That cackle… it sent a shiver down the short brunette's back as he stiffen.
"Ho… And where do you think you're going?" Hiruma turned his head; Sena was reminded of a horror movie he had gone to on his first date…
'The exorcist…' "School…" Sena straighten up proudly, he'd never admit to anyone that he was scared of getting caught. Oh no, Kobayakawa Sena was scared of nothing, again, his mother is an exception…
"I was just heading there myself, let me walk you kohai" Hiruma smiled a polite and fake sparkly smile; Sena kept himself from shivering.
"No thank-you senpai, I am more than capable enough to get to school on-my-own."
"Sena, why don't you two walk to school together, you're going the same way, either way he's going to be following you…" Sena knew what his mother meant…
'If he's walking me, I can keep an eye on him, but if he's just following me then he's just another stalker… and I can't tell what he's doing behind my back…' "Fine, but if you slow me down, I'll leave you behind" Sena spat, whipping around to rush out the door.
"Whatever" '… Let's see how fast you are…' behind the long eared blonde's back was a remote… he was expecting Sena to run, and he was going to time him, via his laptop, AND surveillance cameras.
Once outside the gates, and after his mother entered back into the house, Sena made a mad dash to school… and Hiruma grinned, nearly splitting his face into two…
Once at school Sena slowed to a halt and finally stopped. Fixing himself, he walked into the school only to come face to face with the blonde menace.
"What- how, there is no way you beat me in running… How did you get here faster than me senpai?" Sena glared, that last word was said through gritted teeth.
"I have my ways…" Hiruma pulled out a small black note book.
"…I've heard of this from Mamori-chan, when she invited me to go buy the hideous uniform…" Sena mused, and there Sena was clad in uniform but the blazer was replaced by black leather.
"So, why aren't you wearing the uniform then?"
"I'm allergic to the color of the blazer…" Sena smirked causing Hiruma to cackle… "Well, I gotta get to class, so… good-bye" Sena was about to rush off when Hiruma pulled out a photo from his wallet.
"You're not allergic to the color in this particular photo" Hiruma waved it about.
Sena immediately stopped, and turned mechanically… The only other time he wore that hideous color was on that horrid day, the day he did something for Unsui-san involving Agon, a club, and his dignity… And there was photographic proof in those long callous fingers.
"Where did you get that photo…?" Sena narrowed his eyes dangerously, but Hiruma stood his ground.
"Again, I have my ways" Hiruma smirked, "So… what will be kohai, are you going to join my Amefuto club? Or- are you going to face public humiliation, and the possibility of being stalked by countless hormonal boys?"
"THAT'S BLACK MAIL YOU BASTARD!" Sena shouted, and quite loudly, that people around the school all gathered, or watched from windows, and behind things, (A/N: Hiruma is feared…)
"Kekeke, not very smart of you now is it, kuso kohai"
Hiruma knew not to push his luck in calling Sena a chibi… One of the things Sena hated most (according to Hiruma's sources) especially not now since the brunette was fuming. If Hiruma wasn't careful, he would not get his running back and there was the possibility he, himself, would end up in a hospital. Of course, there was a high probability of that now, seeing as the small brunette was giving him a glare so dark, that people around them were beginning to wonder who exactly was the devil, and who was the victim?
That's when Mamori came over, "Sena-kun? Hiruma, are you bullying him? !" Mamori accused, though she was right, she didn't notice the black aura admitting from the brunette and that he was more than able to handle himself.
Usually Hiruma would curse fate for having the disciplinary committee member interfere with his 'work' but he was sort of glad this time, for Sena began to relax a bit in her presence… and Hiruma just hatched an idea, though his grin didn't go unnoticed by Sena.
'Heh, he thinks he's got me figured out, che, this so called evil genius is a bit slow… no human is so simple, and there is no such thing as love at first sight, it's merely infatuation, if I was in love with her, I would've just asked her out… let's see what he has in mind'
"Oh, if it isn't the fuckin' disciplinary committee dog herself?" Hiruma cackled.
"Hiruma!" Mamori sounded indignant, and she was.
"Kekeke, what, you've come here to spout your protection shit?"
Mamori was fuming mad… 'Ah, wow, that's not a healthy color, better stop this before she has a seizure'
"Ah, Mamori-chan, what are you doing here?"
"Huh? Oh, I was just coming to see what all the commotion was about, the teachers seemed worried there might be a fight breaking out"
'So… they sent a (A/N: no offense to women, I am one) girl to check if there was a fight…? What considerate teachers we have here' Sena chuckled at the ground, he then lifted his face up and smiled at Mamori, whom blushed. 'Ah, it seems… I stole her heart. Hm, well she is cute… let see if this last' Sena smirked after the red head had turned away. That smirk didn't escape Hiruma's watchful eyes.
"Well, let's break it up people, we all have places to go, things to do. Class is about to start soon" Sena tried to break up the crowd, Mamori helped as she directed people away, but that's when Hiruma interrupted them.
"Not so fast, you're not getting off the hook so fuckin' easily" Mamori and Sena both turned to the blonde.
"…Dude, I don't wanna join your club, so let's just leave it at that… before either of us regrets it" Sena glowered, but when Mamori turned to Sena he smiled warmly, which made Mamori flush.
"Keh, oi Mamori"
"…" Mamori turned to Hiruma, shocked. This was the first time Hiruma ever called her my her name… ever!
"I have something to tell you"
"Sigh… as I do I, Mamori-chan" Sena stepped up to Mamori, and took her hand gently.
"…" Mamori looked back and forth between both teens, she was slightly confused.
"Mamori-chan, I, I have a confession" Sena paused, Mamori was taken aback. "No, not that kind of confession"
"Oh…" she seemed a little deflated.
"I'm sorry, I'm not ready for that kind of relationship, not after my last one ended horribly… but that's beside the point. Will you still like me, though I might tell you something that you might find disturbing?"
'What the hell is he doing? !' Hiruma mentally shouted 'This brat… he's going reveal his secret… just like that?' Hiruma… he was flabbergasted, never had he met someone who was so… brave. Every person he encountered feared the fact that their secrets, something they never wanted anyone to know, be revealed… though sometimes very small, if they were threaten to be revealed to the public, the fear of being chastised, the fear of being out casted cause a many to blow it all out of proportion. But here was a boy, who was telling the person he loved… something he wanted to keep in the dark so badly that he was (or so Hiruma thought) to off Hiruma, or put them in a hospital for the rest of his life. 'What are you…?' Hiruma wondered.
"I-I don't know… how bad could it be?" Mamori asked. Sena sighed, then walked up to the stunned demon, glaring at him one last time before snatching the picture from his cold hands, and then walked on over to the red head.
"This... is how bad"
"…W-Wait.. is thi-this you?"
"Hai, but let me tell you, it wasn't for fun, I needed to do it, so I did, simple as that"
"B-But why?" Sena could see it in her face, she was slightly disturbed. Almost like how she looked when she saw Hiruma… almost… and that didn't make Sena happy, not one bit.
"It was for a friend, his family; they're like family to me… and that's why… that's also the reason why I refuse… and I mean it" he turn Hiruma "refuse to play football, not until my argument with my friend is dealt with… afterwards… I'll think about it" 'If he doesn't kill you first' Sena was staring at Hiruma, who now had his calculating face back on.
'So, if I could get the fuckin' shrimp to make up with his fuckin' friend, he'll play… che, it was that easy…? Who the fuck is this fuckin' friend anyway?' Hiruma inwardly scoffed.
Mamori actually voiced Hiruma's thoughts… "Who is this friend?"
"Kongo, Agon"
And with that Hiruma scowled, and gritted his teeth 'Fuck! How the hell am I gonna fuckin' convince the fuckin' dreadhead? ! ' only one thing came to mind.
"Blackmail don' work on him, it doesn't work on me either" Sena sighed, and then turned to Mamori.
"Wanna hear the story of why I was in drag?"
"…Mm… yes" Mamori muttered, she wasn't really disgusted with Sena. It was the fact that he was hotter than her when dressed like a woman that miffed her a bit. 'Sigh, I just hope he's not gay… that would mean I wouldn't stand a chance… '
TBC…
KH: There you have it, next time will be a flash back the whole chapter… and yes Mamori has a crush on Sena, but Sena… not so much, so it's onesided Sena Mamori.
Next time on Lucky Me: Sena in drag, a crying Unsui, and a drunk Agon.
Sena: So senpai… why did you have that picture in your wallet, why not keep it in your threat book?
Hiruma: … *looks away*
Mamori: You pervert! *pulls Sena behind her*
Sena: 'Just a moment ago she was thinking I was a pervert… sigh, women'