Summary: This is the situation and Sasuke is going to need your help (not really) to make the right decision and to end the night right. Are you up for it?

Warning: BoyxBoy (Yaoi), Inappropriate language and possible pervertic-ness. Tread with caution. xD

Disclaimer: If we owe Naruto, Katou would have so much smut added in that it can no longer be named a kid's show. Dx

Congratulations, you are thereby crowned, a proud pervert. xD There might be a lemon in store at the very end, so aren't you glad you didn't choose the path of a prude?

"Naruto…"

"Hmm?" Oblivious as usual, innocent cobalt orbs stayed locked with his boyfriend's obsidian ones. Ignorant to the growing need kindling in his boyfriend's body.

For that, Sasuke couldn't really decide if it was a curse or a blessing. Dismissing the thought to deal with more pressing matters, pale fingers latched around a tan wrist as the owner of the former colours moved, dragging his prey with him.

Sasuke lead the duo out of the room through the great swinging doors that had been decked out in cheery strands of glitter white and gorgeous gold with dabs of pale pink strung in for a good measure and proceeded to drag his boyfriend through the darkened corridors of their school.

Oh gods, his libido was just aching to pound straight into the tight piece of heaven that was Naruto's ass, but first things first. He had to find a spot to ravish the fox in. Not an easily accessible place, gods no! Some simpleton might wander in and catch sight of the very generous fucking he was going to give Naruto. His very fingers tightened at the thought.

He didn't care that he was probably too over possessive of Naruto, as Neji or even Sakura sometimes hinted to him, which they tended to do so when he barred the two of them in their shared apartment during the weekends.

No way in hell anyone was going to see Naruto's face while he was intimately pleasured by Sasuke. That beautiful face was reserved for Sasuke and Sasuke alone. That was what he had assured of when he had planted a kiss on Naruto's lips in plain view of everyone on the very first day they went out. Sure he had gotten punched for that, but the bottom line was that everyone understood that Naruto was his.

Finally done with his inner ramblings, Sasuke's wide gait slowed to a stop as he paused between the two paths he could take.

A left would bring the duo into the basement which had wild rumors of ghosts and other fantasized creatures being spread about it. It would be the perfect place to take the blond fox in. He knew that the school janitors, unaffected by the childish talk cleaned it monthly with the most recent being only a week prior to today. The other morons he was forced to call 'students' would also be too afraid the dingy dark to go snooping around in there.

However, Naruto would hate it. The dobe, being a kid at heart, still believed in the silly tales that made no sense whatsoever and would be too frightened to properly relax. Hell, it might even turn him off if he ever saw the fearful look in those pretty blues. On the other hand, the blond would most likely cling tightly onto him as he hunted for the perfect spot and that was always gave the Uchiha an ego boost. It also provided feeder for a horny Uchiha's imagination.

A right, however, would bring the two to the next row of classrooms, each door with its blank windows and stiff rigidness adding a layer of hostility to the school while shrouded in the dark. He did not fear them. Not in the least. They were nothing compared to his prized, 'Death Glare of Doom, Hatred and all that is Evil' as christened by Naruto one drunken night. As he had (miraculously) obtained the post of 'lock picker' as given to him by the idiotic, giggling committee in charge of the horrid affair known as the yearly disco, he had in his possession, a good number of keys, one of which he knew, could unlock the storeroom located on the very level they were on.

The drawback to this plan being that they had to cut through the row of glassy black doors to get there and he didn't know how long his self control could take before it snapped under the heavy load of lust and he wound up just fucking Naruto against the walls of the corridor where any old moron could easily see. Damn…

Ho ho! The horny Uchiha is in trouble now! So now's your turn! Tell me where do you think our horny pervert is going to go in a review and I might just take your pick! :3

So, should he, A, go into the basement or B, go to the storeroom?

If you choose A, into the basement, please tell me in a review, then wait patiently for the next Chapter, entitled: Chapter 3: 2nd Choice.

If you choose B, into the storeroom, please tell me in a review, then wait patiently for the next Chapter, entitled: Chapter 3: 2nd Choice.

xD

This is Rei (the victim and writer) and Katou (the pervert who insist on the smut for all the other perverts out there) signing out.