Summary: This is the situation and Sasuke is going to need your help (not really) to make the right decision and to end the night right. Are you up for it?

Warning: BoyxBoy (Yaoi), Inappropriate language and possible pervertic-ness. Tread with caution. xD

Disclaimer: If Naruto was ours, all lube factories and ass balm factories would never be out of buisness and Sasuke would be a poor man indeed. Poor, in a money sense.

Woot! Mega thanks goes to DemonNinjaOfTheLeaf48 for helping us make the choice! :D We (actually only I do, cause you took away Katou's chance to force me into writing multiple smut scenes x.X) love you dude! xD Of course, with the acknowledgement comes a dedication, so DemonNinjaOfTheLeaf48, this chapter is for you!

Options weighted and counted, Sasuke dragged Naruto down his chosen path, ignoring the minute whimpers and grumbles falling from his boyfriend's lips brought about from the painfully tight grip encased around an abused arm.

He held on to the lines of complaints falling from Naruto's kissable lips to keep certain parts of his anatomy grounded, reminding himself to keep his pace in check, to keep his cool and not shove his blond against the nearest wall for a thorough ravishing session.

…

'Down boy, down boy.' He mentally winced at the crassness of the inner command given by his ridiculous chibi, which sounded a lot like one which a pet owner would give to his dog. Turning his thoughts on to safer venues, he pictured the layout of their destination, wondering about the many little dark pockets they could do much in, his mind running through all the delicious, sinful things that could 'accidentally' occur in the dark.

…

Maybe stopping his thought processes altogether would be more beneficial to both of them… And by both, he meant himself, and his little 'buddy' located somewhat south of his 'unlawfully' (again with the drunken night) pale torso.

"… sukeee, Saukeee, Saukeee…"

'Thank god for obliviously helpful idiots.' Sasuke praised the guy in the sky which he had never, once believed in, that Naruto could be that painfully innocent. With his Uchiha calm guiding him, obsidian orbs turned back to stare at the source of his constant delight and torment and he nearly rammed into the wall in front of him.

A flush, brought about from the ever quickening pace Sasuke's legs brought them into, had dusted Naruto's face in pretty pink, droplets of salty moisture seeping out through the pores of tan skin in an attempt to remove the sudden rise in heat level. The wet had (un) helpfully, dampened the beautiful, untamable sunshine into a smooth mass of honey gold, made unmarked tan glisten almost with an unholy radiance in the dim light. It made the perfect match with Naruto's unnaturally blue eyes, the pure shade of which was indescribable and unmatchable in Sasuke's eyes.

Coupled with the thin scars running across each of his cheeks, it was akin to the situation between Adam, Eve and the apple tree, only that he (Adam) was the one tempted to eat the yummy fishcake (Naruto/apple) before him.

Oh, just the thought of the many, many delicious things he could do to his cute little fox made his blood raced at a maddening pace around his body, his heart pumping the substance through his blood vessels at an inhumane rate. As it was, the metallic liquid circulating about was gathering at a particular point, making it as turgid as a viking tube sealed and filled with liquid.

"What is it Dobe?" He forced a steady tone into his voice and prayed that the darkness of the tunnel filtered away the brilliant red that had found its way onto his confoundedly pale cheeks.

"Stop it! It's dark in here! I can't see and your pace is too fast and why aren't you listening!" Whines and pouts retreated, leaving irritation in their wake when their expressive owner realized the inattention of the other.

"Bastard!" In a bid at grabbing the attention of his long time boyfriend, Naruto brought a fist down on the other's back, repeating the motion with an almost, bloodthirsty vigor when Sasuke continued with his childish, 'me-no-listen' strike.

All the while, failing to notice how the raven's brow was pressed in express concentration as dark adapted eyes searched the room, locating two absurdly convenient spots. Really, it was as if the janitors had magically mind read his perverted thoughts regarding his adorably abusive boyfriend, became immediate fans which worked in the shadows and had decided upon everything for him.

To his right, laid a rolled mattress, one which he recognized as the student body's favourite 'play toy', considering the number of times it had to be sent away for a through cleansing session with a disgruntled laundromat in some unnamed location he honestly didn't give a damn about.

It was apparently freshly washed and cleared of any indication of previous intercourses undergone. However, there was still a chance it wasn't cleaned as thoroughly as possible. Besides, he didn't particularly like the idea that his Naruto had to settle for something second hand when his name demanded for the best for both himself and his loved ones.

His left however, revealed a singular piece of cloth and a dust free wall. An empty space practically begging for him to screw his adorable lover against. God, the naughty images that pounced through his mind at the slightest hint. It should practically be a sin. Decisions, decisions. If only he could clone himself and just fuck his beautiful lover in both…

R: Well, sorry for the crudeness, but Katou insisted on the substitution. Dx Well, sorry again for the overdue chapter, but I'm trying to piece the next together first because that's what the perverts out there are waiting for.

K: That's right people! The lemon comes next! Ja ne! I'm going to go force Rei to read other lemons so she can write better.

R: NOOOOooooo….

Almost forgot! The choices!

If you think Sasuke should pick the overused mattress, tell us in a review and wait for the next chapter, Chapter 4: Last Choice.

If you think Sasuke should pick the wall, tell us in a review and wait for the next chapter, Chapter 4: Last Choice.

Be sure to do so soon! The faster you do so, the better the smut that comes out!

This is Rei (The poor victim) and Katou (Proud pervert) signing out.