Summary: This is the situation and Sasuke is going to need your help (not really) to make the right decision and to end the night right. Are you up for it?

Warning: BoyxBoy (Yaoi), Inappropriate language and sucky lemons. Tread with caution. xD

Disclaimer: If we own Naruto, would the lemon be this sucky? xP

R: I'm back…. *Collaspes on floor and dies*

K: Mwahaha! *Evil smirk* Welcome, fellow perverts. This must be the first time I actually spoke to ya'll in the first note. Usually it's Rei. *Prods dead body with foot* To business, this is the long awaited, long anticipated smut chapter here people! Enjoy! Enjoy! Mwahahaha!

R: Special thanks goes to Juura99 for helping to make the decision this time. Juura-sama, this chapter is for you! *Dies again*

"Sasuke!" And his cock gave an agreeable twitch as his beautiful lover squealed his name in obvious surprise. Something Naruto was evidently ashamed of, judging by the astonishing vermillion which made a quick trip across his cheeks.

"What's the matter, Naru? Don't you like what I'm doing to you?" As he spoke, fingers long and nimble pranced around the blond's sides, bringing to life his sensitivity, whilst distracting him enough to sufficiently tear the much envied cloth away from his body.

"S'ke! Stop!" As it was, Naruto could barely speak between the peals of laughter issuing from plump, totally kissable, dear-god-just-rape-me, lips. Really, any sane, lust driven man would follow the demands of the deliciously, teeth abused flesh. Being a sane, lust driven man, Sasuke proceeded to do what every nerve in his body had been telling him to do and pressed their mouths together in one harsh move that proved exactly how damned much the dobe turned him on.

How much he loved his other as his lips took the place of fingers, tracing love bites around the smooth pane of flesh, littered with ones from their previous session/s.

How it was the wisest decision he had made when he orchestrated the eventual break up between Naruto and the pink bitch despite the heart break plainly evident in Naruto's undeserving cobalt during that dark period.

"Stop?" The raven chuckled, a dark eyebrow raised in a sinful manner. "Should I? You look," 'desperatelyravishedandwaitingformore' "really needy right now." Staring pointedly at the blaring colour which deepened tan into the blood rich colour the apple which poisoned what's-her-name in the fairytale of Snow Barf and the Seven Trolls must've been. Sasuke smirked, all movements frozen as he stared lustfully at his panting prey, taking in the well marked chest that was practically begging him to ravish, all over again.

Then, a shaky hand fisted his midnight locks and reeled him in, until his was face to face with his blond desire. One who was sweating, blushing, trembling, whatever else –ing anyone could think of and generally being seductive.

"S'ke, need you! Stop your damn teasing!"

Well, who was he to deny his beautiful lover anything?

A smirk being his only show of emotion, Sasuke leaned in, crushing Naruto's mouth with his while their tongues warred, played and danced to a rhythm only they knew.

Naruto was sexually frustrated, that he could plainly discern, after all, if one were raping your mouth with passion that would be visible even from the far regions of outer space while tearing off all your clothes in frantic frenzy, it was the only logical, reasonable conclusion, was it not?

This time, he gave in, letting the fevered flesh bang around in his mouth, letting the familiar motion distract his blond while his hands traveled lower, running over the lines and contours of the body he knew better than (it was arguable) his own.

Before he could reach his goal, hands not his own halted his tracks in a fierce grip and blazing cobalt glared into his.

"Just get on with it already, teme. I'm ready. I'm waiting. Fuck, you know I hate to wait." And the hold loosened enough to guide him to the wet inferno he knew awaited him. "C'mon S'ke, I want you. Want to feel your cock in me. Filling me, stretching me beyond my wildest dreams, my deepest fantasies and wettest pleasure."

And he lost it when harsh blue melted into beseeching liquid. Letting out a guttural growl, he lined himself against the hole still wet from their 'activities' two damn hours ago and pushed in.

"FUCK!" Sunshine blond snapped back, knocking against the wall as Naruto screeched his pleasure at the familiar, stinging invasion. Sasuke wasted not a minute, pulling out of the tight, liquid inferno before sinking back in, nailing the sweet spot that drove his Naruto mad.

"SASUKE! FUCK!"

"That's what we're doing." Something that suspiciously resembled a groan escaped as he lost himself in the dark, in the company of his precious only, in the wet heat that brought on such an onslaught of pure ecstasy running through his veins.

"S'ke, oh Sasuke. More, more. So good. Oh god!" As Naruto trashed about, mewling, panting, begging, screaming, Sasuke grunted, changing the angle of his thrusts to move deeper inside his blond.

"You're tight. So damn tight." He panted out, vaguely noting to maybe toss some water on Naruto's face to prevent a case of overheating.

"God… Naru…"

Feeling the familiar coil tighten in his belly, Sasuke fought back an annoyed growl, wishing the damn moment wouldn't fucking end that fast. There was so much he wanted to do to his beloved. Ah well… A pale hand lifted to wrap itself around Naruto's cock, delighting in the scream it wrenched out of him.

"Dammit, it's like, no matter," he slammed in harder, eliciting another scream, "how much, we do this" he leeched onto Naruto's neck, marking the honey skin with great enthusiasm, leaving hickey after hickey, "you always remain," hands wandered, tweaking at the dusky nipples they encountered, "this fucking tight!" At the last syllable, he struck precisely upon Naruto's prostrate, ripping a final scream from his blond's throat as he emptied his load.

The sensation of having Naruto's inner walls clamp onto him was too much of a system overload for him, and pleasure in its purest form flooded him, tiding him towards his release.

Satiated, Sasuke gave a grunt as he forced his limbs to carry him, taming his harsh breaths down to a milder level. Pulling out with a slight wince, onyx sought out the face of his world, shamelessly staring at the now relaxed face of his lover. Devouring the almost serene smile on the other's face before he forced motion into his body and started cleaning up.

R: Damn thing was hard to write. I hope you damn perverts are happy. x.X Did you know I made the mistake of forgetting to include the action of them taking of their clothes? xD

K: That wasn't funny. It was stupid. -.-||| This whole part is stupid. Hmph.

R: It's still a lemon. Deal with it! By the way, gratitude also goes to DemonNinjaofTheLeaf48 (whose gender we apparently screwed up, sorry about that! Dx) for the suggestion. Take your pick, guys! I didn't mention any specific surfaces for this reason! xP

Thank you for sticking by us in the writing of this crap drabble/pwp/story!