The Revenge of Jusenkyo Chapter 2: Akane, a ranma fanfic

The Revenge of Jusenkyo

~Noy Telinú~

Warning: this story is messed up. If you don't want to read about you favorite characters becoming cursed, then do not read. Noy will be cursing at least 12 people, so not very likely that your favorite will be not cursed.

Caution: this is fanfiction. As suck, not canon. However, Noy says you can use this as a starting point in your own fics, just remember that its fanon. Noy doesn't want another stupid thing like Akane's mallet being the only one that is used all the time. That is terrible.

Cross: other fictional work is in this story besides Ranma. However, it is not enough, not even anywhere close enough, to put this in a crossover category. More like that little thing from there, that from this, a little of that, and that character, but not really. that sort of thing. I really like a few of the curses myself. That one is awesome! Err… move along, move along.

You have been warned…

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Chapter 1: Akane

Akane Tendo, heir of the Tendo school of Anything Goes Martial Arts, was cleaning up herself for her soak in the furo. She is unaware of the danger of the inner bath.

"Honestly." She says to herself. "They find any reason to fight. Ranma did remind me of something though, if I were cursed, what would I be cursed to turn into? Nah, I shouldn't think of that. I really wouldn't want to be a boy." She shivers. "That would be really bad. I… I like being a girl. I'm trying to be more of a girl, to take that away… maybe that's what Ranma feels. Oh, I'm such an idiot, of course that's how he feels." A guilty look swept across her face as she realized that she has been treating Ranma too badly after all.

Shaking her head, she walked into the inner bath and slipped into the furo.

"Stupid Pop, attacking me just like that." Ranma, female again, asked herself while ringing out her shirt on the roof. "Too bad Ryoga hasn't been around in a while, although, I guess it's good that P-chan is also gone. What Akane doesn't know wouldn't hurt her right? Besides, it's not like she can just get a Jusenkyo curse and realize that on her own."

Ranma doesn't know how right she is at the moment.

Akane was happy coming out of her bath. That nice warm water made her feel really good for some reason. Although it did disturb her to feel a tingly sensation all over her body, but it must be nothing. Besides she felt better already. As she passed Nabiki in the hallway, she felt dread come over her for some reason.

"I hope no one is out to kidnap me today. Its Ranma's turn for the next kidnapping! It says so on my frequent kidnapping card!" she pulled out her card and it showed ten hole-punches and two more at the top. There was a line that said for every 5 kidnappings of Akane, Ranma gets one.

Nabiki, rolling her eyes about her sister's kidnapping life, went to take a bath, not knowing it was about to change her life forever.

The Jusenkyo water snickered as Nabiki came into the outer bath. 'And here comes the second one. I hope Akane likes what I gave her. Too bad I can't see it for myswelf until she gets wet. Oh well, I can do that after I curse Nabiki here. Hmm… I see a… oooh. This reflects her.' The water would have grinned evilly, but that would give it away.

Nabiki felt a chill go up her back, but dismissed it.

"Nothing a relaxing soak in the furo can't fix. Hope Akane gets over that kidnapping thing, she's not cursed to be kidnapped; I mean it's only been what, 12 times? Get over it sis."

Akane was in the kitchen, getting herself a glass of water when Ranma walked in.

"Hey Akane, is there any hot water around?" A still female Ranma asked.

"No, the kettle is not hot enough; give it a few more minutes."

Ranma sighed. "Hey, where's Kasumi anyway?"

"I don't know. Hey, if Kasumi doesn't come around, then maybe I'll make dinner tonight!" Akane was going to take a sip of water, but was laughing too much and accidentally launched the glass of water into the air.

Ranma cringed at the thought of Akane's cooking, but then her eyes went wide after something happened right in front of her.

*splash* water hit not Ranma, but Akane this time.

Although what made Ranma bug eyed was not that, no, it was the fact that Akane changed, instead of Akane the high school girl, it was Akane… the… monkey.

"Eek!" Akane said things that are common for monkeys.

That wasn't it though, this was no ordinary monkey. Akane was a Capuchin monkey, with the hair on top of her head blue instead of black. That and something else, something that Ranma wouldn't know unless she sees it herself.

"A-A-Akane?" Ranma stuttered.

"Eek!" Went Akane, freaking out.

"What happened to you!" Ranma was panicking, pulling her red hair.

"Ack!"

"How! Why! Akane! You got a curse! How did this happen?"

"Eeck Ack ooh ah eck!"

"This is bad. This-is-bad. Thisisbad." Ranma spewed.

"Eeck!"

"I know! This is bad! But I can't understand you! Uh… um…"

*whistle* went a kettle.

Ranma grabbed it and poured it on Akane, turning her back into the girl she knew.

"Ah hot hot hot!" Akane shrieked.

Ranma poured the rest on himself as the two were back to normal.

"Ranma! Do you mind!" Akane yelled as Ranma realized that Akane was naked right then.

Turning around Ranma apologized. "Sorry-sorrysorry! Uh, Akane, what happened? How did you get a Jusenkyo curse?"

"I don't know Ranma, I'm scared. I have a curse now too! What am I going to do? I'm a freak now! A monkey freak!" Akane then cried in a way that would make her father proud… that doesn't seem right for some reason.

Ranma pulled in Akane. "It's alright, we'll find a cure, besides you're not a freak Akane, it just means that you have a curse just like I do. Now, how did this happen?"

"I… I don't know. This is the first time this happened… I just took a bath right now… but I didn't change then. The water was warm. But, that was the last time I touched water… you don't think?"

Ranma saw something sticking out of the trashcan… curious, he saw a ripped packaged addressed to his father.

"Oh no… Pop got Jusenkyo water… which means…"

"I only changed now… the water must be…"

"In the furo!" they screamed in unison.

Soun Tendo looked into the kitchen when he heard his daughter crying. When he saw the two teens hugging, he slipped away, remember what happened the last time he waited for them to do something.

Now, he was playing Shogi with Genma, a bit relived.

"Your move Saotome."

[It's the master!] A panda sign from nowhere read.

Soun quickly turned around to see nothing, when he turned back, the board looked… different.

[My bad.] Flip [Just seeing things.]

"Saotome, I… is that a bronze medal!"

Genma turned around to see nothing.

"Hurry!" Ranma called as he ran past them.

"I know! Nabiki's in there now!" Akane came behind him.

Genma shrugged and looked at the board… it changed.

[Angry Akane!]

"Where!" Soun panicked as he turned around, expecting to see Akane that passed by, only finding nothing.

[Never mind.] The sign said.

Nabiki put one foot out of the bath to come face to face with Ranma when he opened the door to the inner bath.

"Hey!" Nabiki said as she slip back into the water. "What's with you!"

"Nabiki! Jusenkyo…" Ranma said before he was pulled back by the pigtail.

"Nabiki! That's Jusenkyo water!" Akane screamed as she came into the inner bath.

"What are you talking about?" Nabiki asked as she sat in the furo.

"Just, get dressed and meet us in my room, we have to talk." Akane walked out, dragging Ranma by the pigtail.

Nabiki looked at herself, and then shrugged as she got dressed. 'And Akane lost it… go figure.'

Author's notes: yes… a monkey, but not just any monkey… a special monkey! Guess! Guess!

Come on! Its really special… come on! Which Capuchin monkey is awesome and special? Come on! Noy said this is easy to guess. I know… but do you? And Nabiki? What's it going to be? Hmmm... what fits Nabiki? No, not a skunk, or a cat, dog, or duck. Something else. But what? Want to know? Then you must tune in next time on The Revenge of Jusenkyo! I'm Text.