The Revenge of Jusenkyo Chapter 3: Nabiki, a ranma fanfic

The Revenge of Jusenkyo

~Noy Telinú~

Warning: I hear that they fanfic on dot net. Very fast, very dangerous. I can write them too you know. I'm the only text that can do it. Wait, wait, wait… let me see that script. Noy, LET ME SEE THAT SCRIPT! Oh, yeah, I forgot… there is no script… moving on.

Ha Ha!: this involves Jusenkyo curse ratio to increase tremendously. Laugh at their expense.

Caution: this involves water. Some can't survive in water. Their molecular density is too great.

Hey!: this references other series. Noy likes doing that, especially if you read Noy's other stories. But remember, in the canon, none of this happens, that means the springs, living Jusenkyo water, and what characters like. So, don't think its true, read the manga, watch the anime. Don't rely on Noy. Or Telinú will get you.

You have been warned…

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Chapter 2: Nabiki

"What?" Nabiki asked; her arms crossed over her chest. "I think you lost it Akane. If that was Jusenkyo water, than why am I still human?"

Ranma, who doesn't like Nabiki anyway, got it over with by tossing a glass of water at her.

Even though Akane knew it would happen, her eyes widened when Nabiki shrank; although, that could be because she didn't turn into a monkey. Instead, there was a red fox in the room.

"Bahckk!" Nabiki was in shock on what was happening to her. 'Ahhh! I'm… I'm… a fox! Things aren't supposed to happen to me! This is all Ranma's fault!'

The fox with a bit longer than normal fur around her head was yapping at Ranma now.

"Hey I didn't do it! Well, not originally, but, you know what I mean!" Ranma tried to speak to Nabiki.

"That water in the bathtub is mixed, or something like that!" Akane pointed out.

"Hmm… so a monkey and a fox in the family, they really reflect you guys too." Ranma observed, putting a hand to his chin.

"Ranma! Why you!" She pulled a mallet from out of nowhere. "Idiot!"

"Ahhh! The mallet! Why is it always a mallet!"

That caused Akane to stop a centimeter from Ranma's head. "What do you mean every time? This is hardly ever used!"

"Bakk Backhkk!" Nabiki tried to talk, secretly cursing in fox.

"Huh?" Ranma asked, confused. "I always thought it was, even the people at school say so."

"What! Are you brain damaged! I only used this 4 times! Or was it 8? Still, you use one more than me!" Akane screamed.

"Bak! Barack!" went fox Nabiki.

"What? Really?" Ranma asked, genuinely. "I guess those certain people at school were wrong. I should have guessed, they hate you anyway, so of course they are going to do that."

"Who hates me?"

"Ah… I can't remember. Anyway, so… um… yeah, Nabiki is a fox now… so… welcome to the club?"

"Bahkk!" Nabiki continued to swear in fox.

Ranma raised an eyebrow on how Nabiki was looking so evilly at him. "I guess that means 'This is your fault Ranma!' right?"

Akane put the mallet away, never to be used again because the people at school are so stupid. Really stupid. Like 'come on, really?' stupid. This distraction made Akane forget that she was supposed to be mad at Ranma and instead poured boiling hot tea all over Nabiki.

"Ahhh! That's Hot! Hothothot! Ssss ahh!" Nabiki seethed in pain.

Akane narrowed her eyes. "Ranma! Why is it filled with tea?"

"It was there on the stove ok? Besides, after torturing me with water, I figured I get payback." Ranma explained.

"You… are so dead… Saotome." Nabiki seethed, still not realizing that she's naked.

Ranma's eyes widened as he caught the sight of Nabiki in the nude. Rapidly thinking of a plan, Ranma bravely ran away on a note. "The bathtub! We have to make sure no one gets in!" Ranma bravely ran away. To the bathroom… to, you know, guard the cure water, err, Jusenkyo water… yeah.

Akane's eyes widened as well and she followed Ranma.

Nabiki was now naked in Akane's room…alone.

"Hey… wait a minute!" Nabiki said to an empty room once she realized that she was naked.

Once in the bathroom, Ranma dove into the furo, clothes and all, and came up, as a girl.

Ranma sighed as the cold water didn't cure her. Feeling a need to get rid of this weird Jusenkyo water, she let it drain out, taking the cursed water away, as to not effect anyone else.

"Ranma!" Akane called as she caught up to Ranma.

"I drained it Akane. We don't have to worry about it cursing anyone else. What I want to know is how it got here."

"How was I supposed to know? It was here when I got here! And it still doesn't make sense that I turn into a monkey!" Akane screamed.

"Hey, maybe it spring of drowned anything powder? I didn't do it! Who took a bath before you?"

"Well, if anything it must have been…" Akane started before a panda wanders in.

[Um…] flip [Carry on at] flip [Whatever you were doing.] the panda signs displayed before he backed out of the room.

A few seconds after he left, Ranma thought of something. "Hey Pop! Did you get Jusenkyo water recently?"

The panda in question froze right outside the door. [Y-no. Of course not.] flip [Why aren't you male?] flip [Your mother should be coming home soon.]

"Don't change the subject! You got Jusenkyo water didn't you! Stupid pop! Now Akane and Nabiki are cursed!"

[The water worked?] flip [Err… there are more Pandas around?]

Akane, who was steaming, took the chance to clobber Genma with his own signs. It was Genma's fault that she was cursed! She will make him pay. "Idiot! You put Jusenkyo water in the furo? Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!" Akane kept pummeling the panda into the ground.

Ranma, capitalizing on the fact that she wasn't the target of Akane's wrath, slipped away to be somewhere else, like the kitchen.

"Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!" Akane kept bashing the panda.

The water, which escaped the furo, was now swishing its way to the kitchen where it found Kasumi making dinner. Now, the water doesn't hate Kasumi, not at all, so it was turning to leave when Ranma came in.

"Kasumi, is there any hot water?"

"Not yet Ranma. I thought you already had some, you took the tea." Kasumi frowned a little.

"He-he… Uh… that was for… um… well keeping secrets about this never works anyway, so… Akane and Nabiki have Jusenkyo curses now. I got rid of the water, I think. But they have different curses so there may still be more somewhere." Ranma was avoiding eye contact with Kasumi.

"Oh my! How exciting!" Kasumi smiled.

Ranma's eye twitched. "So, if you see any water that might be Jusenkyo water, be careful." Ranma backpedaled her way out of the kitchen, this is not going well.

"Oh my! I'll be careful Ranma. What are Akane and Nabiki?"

"I'm not saying! Ask yourself! Bye!" Ranma ran away, away.

"Oh my, looks like we need more hot water. I wonder if I'll be cursed… that might be fun!" Kasumi continued to cook.

The living Jusenkyo water was there, under the counter, listening to this whole thing. It didn't want to curse Kasumi, but, she might want to be cursed. 'If only I could talk to her… hmmm…' The water got an idea.

Nabiki was now dressed and in the living room, eating potato chips, watching anime. 'That didn't happen. I was not a fox, and I certainly was not cursed to be a fox because of a bath! That didn't happen, nuh-uh. Nothing happens to me, I'm Nabiki! Ok, breathe, relax, it was just a joke, it didn't happen. Just watch some mindless anime.'

~"I take a potato chip… and eat it."~ The TV said.

"I always wondered why the Americans make that even more over the top. It's not like that can happen, eating potato chips while talking like that. In Japanese its normal, but noooo in English its messed up. Like who would do it that dramatically?" Nabiki took a potato chip… *breathe in and out* and ate it!

That's when a panda came in, followed by a monkey. The water shook off their fur and gathered enough on Nabiki to turn her into a red fox.

"Bakkck! Bahck!" Nabiki yipped. 'Stupid thing was real after all! Arggg! This ruins everything! Good thing Daddy just left for that meeting, he would dehydrate himself crying if he saw this. Ok, ok, if Ranma can do this, so can I. Besides, it's not too bad. Who am I kidding, this sucks. I might as well eat more potato chips.'

The fox sat on the sofa, its mouth in the bag, eating potato chips. Some people would think it looks cute, but Nabiki didn't care, she was too depressed.

*Munch!*

Yep, very depressed…

Author's notes: I like this gag, Noy. Although it doesn't make sense. Anyway, yes, Nabiki's a fox, it fits. She is the one that's out for themselves, can't be trusted, and gets away with things. It, just, fits. Any guesses on Akane being more than a normal monkey? Come on, guess. Once it's revealed, it will make better sense, trust me, I'm text. Yes, Noy likes Death note jokes. It just fits, and Noy is mad that no one made a Nabiki eating Potato chips with that sound... she eats them too! I want to see that on youtube! do it people!