The Revenge of Jusenkyo Chapter 4: Kasumi, a ranma fanfic

The Revenge of Jusenkyo

~Noy Telinú~

Warning: this is fanfiction. Oh, you knew that? Then why are there so many stupid people on the internet thinking Akane always uses a mallet! Huh? Huh? Yeah, so don't do that with Noy's work. It pisses me off too! It's like 'Oh, I'm reading this, lalalalala, good story, ok, hit, flying by mallet. Lalalalla, ok, again… and again… and again… what? It's a Ki attack? Since when? Everyone uses those #$%# mallets! It's not on Ki at all. Ok… breathe, its just one person, maybe because they felt like they needed to. It's their opinion. Only one. Don't yell. Breathe, breathe, relax… WHAT? Another one! Ok, only two… what? Another! And another, and another, and in crossovers, and another, and another! Arggggg! Why is that? What do you mean always by a mallet? She uses her fists, fists! And her feet! Arggg… did you even read the manga? Or even watch the anime? What is with you people? Nooooo!' Yeah… like that. So don't make it in every single story that an element is taken and makes everyone believe it's true. Just, don't. Please, don't. it is one thing for some to put it, but to have it end up that everyone believes that something like that happens in the source material… just, don't. And don't get Noy started on Saffron. I want to live, thank you very much. Please, for me, the text… don't accept things in fanfiction as canon… for the sake of the world, please don't. And if you are going to cross it over with another series, please know both series. Especially now with things online, you have no excuse. Please, just please get your facts straight. The more you know…

Caution: Noy told me to stop ranting on the fandumb. So… sorry for that. Sorta… I mean… ok, ok, fine. I'll stop. Happy? Good. It was just a warning to try to keep others from taking this and making it a Saffron kami situation. I'll read the fics, but just, please, say that you are changing things so that things are that way. Or else I'll throw a fit. Sailor Ranko is good and has that mallet thing, but it wasn't over the top 'would you stop it!' thing. Maybe that's the point… if you are taking things in Ranma ½ too seriously, then you end up giving the characters serious issues. The mallets used by EVERYONE are a throw back to Loony Tunes type of comedic affect, not to be taken seriously. Why are you looking at me like that? I know! I'm trying to, but it's hard not to yell at people! Meanie Noy! Whaaa! I'm going to complain on to site and flag this. Whahhh… am I done, is it done yet? Feeling better? Yes, yes I am. I'm still on? Oh shi-

You have been warned…

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Chapter 3: Kasumi

Kasumi was minding her own business, making dinner, humming a happy tune, when she saw something on the counter. It was water, the Jusenkyo water.

"Oh, my! There is water on the counter. How did that get there?" Kasumi said to herself thoughtfully as she turned to get a rag.

Upon returning, the water has changed. Instead of a puddle, it was spelling out something.

Kasumi? Would you want a Jusenkyo curse? The message said.

"Oh my!"

The water changed again. Because I don't want to give you one. You aren't part of my vengeance, Kasumi.

"Oh my! You are the Jusenkyo water that cursed my sisters." Kasumi leaned down to get a closer look at the water.

Yes, yes I am. I am the living embodiment of the springs. I have come to get revenge on those who torment my children. The water then took an image of a miniature person.

"Oh my! Would you like some tea, Mr. Jusenkyo?" Kasumi smiled as she tilted her head.

The water collapsed and if it could look bashful, it would've. No thank you. I can't anyway. And don't bother calling me mister, I hold no male curses currently.

"Oh my!" Kasumi put a finger to her lips then looked back down to the water. "Would you like some tea then, Auntie Jusenkyo?" Kasumi was still smiling.

What? Wait… auntie? The water was confused.

"Oh yes, I just realized that if you did create Ranma's and my sister's cursed forms, then you are at least our auntie. Are you sure you can't have tea?" Kasumi was now in neutral mode.

Well, I can't. Anyway, I don't want to curse you, but if you want a curse, then I can give one to you. Just call me Jusenkyo.

"If you insist, Miss. Jusenkyo. You can give me a curse? How exciting!" Kasumi thought the thing over for a minute. "Speaking of curses, what curses do my sisters have?"

Akane is a special kind of Capuchin monkey and Nabiki is a red fox. I think the booklet of curses that I planned on using is in the trashcan.

Kasumi looked in the trashcan and did indeed find a Jusenkyo booklet on curses. Thumbing through it; she found what Jusenkyo was talking about.

"Oh my! Then that means Akane…" Kasumi's eyes went wide-ish. Not 'Akane's hair is short now' wide, but wider than normal nonetheless.

It would benefit herself and Ranma greatly. Now if you excuse me, I have people to curse, things to see. There is a certain man that needs to stop crying. Sorry about that, but this needs to be done. Thank you Kasumi. The water recombined and the blob started to slither away.

"Wait... mi-, Jusenkyo, I… I want to be cursed. It wouldn't be fair if my whole family is cursed and I'm not. Besides, it could be fun! I have a chance to be something else. So, please, curse me Jusenkyo water." Kasumi put out her hand towards the Jusenkyo water puddle on the counter.

The water reformed into words again. With this one, it might be a blessing, Kasumi. Thank you for taking this so well. With that it crawled up Kasumi's arm…

Ranma sighed as she walked into the kitchen. With Akane chasing her father around, it was invertible for her to get wet. Still, at least that cursed water is gone, even though that the two younger Tendo sisters were now cursed.

"Hey, Kasumi is there hot wate-" Ranma asked as she saw what was happening in front of her. To say that she was shocked was as much of an understatement that the Sahara was sandy.

"K-K-Kasumi?" Ranma sputtered out just like a doctor she knew.

"Oh my! That tickles, Jusenkyo water." Kasumi started to glow as the change from 5'5 Japanese housewife into something much, much taller. As Kasumi glowed, Ranma could see that her clothes were different. Well, that one was hard to figure out for sure she thought, it was hard to describe, but now that Ranma's eyes recovered enough to see that Kasumi had something no human should have.

"Wings? Kasumi? What happened?" Ranma was freaking out. The Jusenkyo water was still around? And what was Kasumi?

"Ranma? Do you need something?"

"Kasumi! How?"

"Oh, I just asked the nice Jusenkyo water to curse me. Isn't it wonderful? My clothes have grown as well." Kasumi smiled that angelic smile.

Ranma's mouth was wide open. It made funny sounds. Unbeknownst to her, Kasumi read the book again to find out about what she was.

"Oh my!"

That brought Ranma out of her stupor. "Kasumi, what do you mean by the Jusenkyo water? Where is it?"

"It went after father. Although he isn't home yet. I wonder when he'll be here."

"Wait, wait, wait, 'it'? What do you mean 'it'?"

"The Jusenkyo water is alive to curse people for harming you and the other Jusenkyo cursed people. Although, I asked to be cursed. It was nice." Kasumi smiled.

"Oh shoot! You can't be serious!" Ranma was clutching her head. "It's alive?"

"Why yes, Ranma, although it didn't want tea. If its hot water that you want, it should be done now. What do you think of my cursed form, Ranma? The booklet says that I am a Diathim, or an angel." She smiled the widest smile that Ranma has ever seen from Kasumi.

"Uh, it's great Kasumi." Ranma poured the hot water over her head. "I'm going to leave now… you know, find that water… yep." Ranma ran off, this glowing, 7 foot tall, angel Kasumi was making him nervous.

Author's note: yep, I can't believe Noy did it. Turning Kasumi into an angel. That's so perfect; I wonder why it's super ultra mega rare in the fanfics. Still, this is really unique. Sure, regular angels from anywhere could be a good choice, but which one is a race of glowing alien angels? Brilliant! Anyway, Noy says that the best line that was created so far by Noy was "Would you like some tea Mr. Jusenkyo?" personally, I like other things, but, I'll admit, it's pretty funny. Anyway… Kasumi is cursed cuz she asked for it. Not Noy's fault there. Who's next? Hell if I got a clue. I'm just the text.