The Revenge of Jusenkyo
~Noy Telinú~
Warning: this is fanfiction. As such, I need to remind you to not, under any circumstances, confuse this with the canon. If you do, oh so help me, I will find a way to beat you within an inch of your life. Somehow… I'm working on that, but when I'm able to control computers, oh boy, I will get you.
Caution: this is a weird story. Be prepared for odd references and many Jusenkyo curses. You might not like the curses, but it is part of the story. I know, cuz I'm the text.
Notice: that Jusenkyo is alive. Remember that now.
You have been warned…
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Chapter 4: Soun
Ranma ran into the living room, looking for moving water. This living Jusenkyo thing was making him worry. It could curse anyone. While he normally didn't care if someone got cursed, it could cause havoc to the area. Besides, as Genma would say, a martial artist's duty was to protect the weak. Then again, if there was living Jusenkyo water, maybe he can be cured after all.
"Alright Jusenkyo, where are you?" Ranma called out in the living room.
"Backkk!" yipped Nabiki, her mouth in a bag of potato chips.
"You haven't seen it *snicker* Nabiki?" Ranma could barely hold in his laughter when he saw Nabiki munching on the chips. 'If only I had a camera…'
The fox poked her head over the sofa, mouth in the bag and shook her head.
"Bakkk!"
"You're taking this better than I thought."
Nabiki the red fox shrugged and turned back to watching Death Note.
[Boy! Get your fiancée to stop!] A sign read from a running panda.
"Eeekkck!" Akane the Capuchin monkey screeched as she chased after the panda.
Ranma sighed. "Akane, its not worth it. Besides, we have a problem." Ranma showed no concern for his panda father, it was about time Akane attacked him anyway.
"Eckk!" Akane asked as she stopped pounding a sign over the panda's head.
"Look, um… Akane, the Jusenkyo water is out there now, and it… uh… got Kasumi already…" No sooner that Ranma said this, Akane shrieked and ran off into the kitchen, where she promptly fainted.
"Oh my! Are you alright, Akane?" Kasumi asked her monkey sister.
Ranma facepalmed "Great Akane, now I have to do this myself; not that you're a help anyway." He picked up the fainted Akane and held her to his chest, and was surprised to see the little thing cling onto the top of his shoulder. 'Huh? What are you doing Akane?'
Ranma, getting an idea, pushed Akane so that she was on his shoulder, and the little monkey clamped on tightly.
'Weird… at least I won't lose you like this. Guess you're coming with me anyway.'
Ranma, already at his weirdness norm for the day, just rolled his eyes as he left in search of the living Jusenkyo water.
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Soun Tendo was walking home, saddened by his meeting with the district council. Apparently, they weren't so happy with Happosai still causing trouble and wanted to know why it's taking Soun so long to get rid of the little perverted devil. Of course they don't know that Happosai is living with the Tendo's. However, they were suspicious on why it was taking so long. Nevertheless, they are paying him to catch the monster, but he is running out of time.
"The master, why does he torment us so?" Soun started crying.
He was almost to his home when a puddle of water crawled up his leg…
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"Ok Akane, I need you to keep a look out for moving water, got it?" Ranma looked over to his left shoulder to see a sleeping Akane monkey.
"Oh, yeah… I forgot. Still, you don't look that bad as a monkey, Akane. It might help us if you were something more useful instead of just a small sleeping monkey. Eh, welcome to the club, Akane. I was afraid something like this would happen, but it could be worse."
*ZZZZ* Akane was still sleeping.
'Damn, she is so cute when she sleeps like that… get a hold of yourself! Akane has a Jusenkyo curse!
Now, find that water and beat a cure out of it. Yeah, like that'll work. I need a plan. First things first, where is it?'
That is when Ranma came around the corner to see Soun Tendo crying while walking down the street. Nothing unusual except that water moving up his leg…
Ranma's eyes bugged out as he did a double take. 'There it is! And its going to curse him!'
"Stop!" Ranma yelled, too late as the change started.
Soun Tendo changed before Ranma's eyes into something much smaller than he used to be.
"Heeehhahehaaha!" went Soun… the spotted Hyena.
"Oh, great… a hyena. Hey! Jusenkyo water! Come back here!" Ranma ran after the retreating Jusenkyo water.
A humming, flying Kasumi arrived at that point and saw her father's clothes under a hyena. Realizing that the Jusenkyo water did say that it was going to change her father, she realized that the hyena was her father. Deciding to help, Kasumi floated down to him.
"Father, it's me, Kasumi. Come, I'll get you some hot water."
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The Jusenkyo water was slipping away, running from Ranma. Sure, it couldn't go that fast, but it can't be picked up, can it? That was what Ranma was dealing with.
"Stupid, why… can't I GET YOU?" an irritated female Ranma was growling at the water as it kept reshaping every time Ranma tried to pick it up.
"Sweeto!" was heard loud and clear by Ranma.
"Great, the freak's here." Then Ranma smiled, as she thought about that, Happosai would be getting a Jusenkyo curse. "Hey, Old Freak! Bleahhh!" Ranma stuck her tongue out.
Happosai, who was already coming towards Ranma, raised an eyebrow, but didn't pay it much mind, until water splashed in his face, turning him into something else through the powers of the magic of Jusenkyo.
Once Ranma saw what he was turning into, she laughed before she took off after the water, which was now slithering off towards the Saotome half way rebuilt house.
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Soun, Nabiki, Kasumi and Genma were all at the table in their human forms, discussing what had happened.
"Saotome! How could you! You have doomed my family! Whaaahaha!" Soun cried.
"Daddy, please stop the crying already, it's annoying." Nabiki said, hand on her forehead.
Genma tried to defend himself. "How was I supposed to know it would curse all of you? Besides, I thought it didn't work anyway. It's the boy's fault, he should have stopped it anyway, ungrateful son." Yeah, tried is the word here.
"Now my daughters are an angel, a fox, and a monkey! Whaaaa!" Soun continued babbling.
"Father, I asked to be cursed; it's so exciting isn't it Nabiki?" Kasumi smiled.
"I have no idea what you're talking abut. This dream is going to be over soon." Nabiki was denying everything.
"Nabiki, this isn't a dream." Kasumi said, slightly frowning.
"Whatever you say angel Kasumi, this dream is really realistic, it even got Daddy's habits down." Denial…
"And what Father would I be as a hyena? Whaaa! This is terrible! The schools will never be joined now. Whaaaa!" Soun kept crying.
*Splash* a cup poured water over the now hyena Soun.
"Crying that much isn't good for you Father." Kasumi reminded him as she put down the cup. "Mr. Saotome, please be more careful in the future."
*Splash* [Who? Me? I'm just a cute little Panda!]
"See, I knew he'll do that. Hey, dream Kasumi, can I have some tea?" Nabiki asked, leaning back.
"Nabiki, this isn't a dream." Kasumi was concerned.
"Oh, you're here too, Kasumi? So who'll get us out of this dream? Its not Happosai's again, is it?"
"Nabiki, this is real. The whole family is cursed now because of what Mr. Saotome did. It's unhealthy to deny it. Besides, this is exciting! Have you tried your cursed form yet, Nabiki?"
"So… this isn't us stuck in a joint dream?" Nabiki's face was starting to look scared.
"This is real. Oh my! I have to finish dinner." Kasumi left for the kitchen.
Nabiki looked at her right to see a hyena playing shogi with a panda. "Ahhhh! This is only supposed to happen to Akane!"
Nabiki didn't recover until dinner.
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Author's notes: So, a girl walks into a bar with an angel, hyena, panda, fox, and monkey… yep, a family that's cursed together, stays cursed together. Now, figured out what is special about Akane? Come on, guess! Oh and Happosai? It's a great one alright… haha!