The Revenge of Jusenkyo Chapter 8: Tsubasa, a ranma fanfic

The Revenge of Jusenkyo

~Noy Telinú~

Warning: this story is messed up. Big time. Seriously, I'm telling you, it's crazy. Living water, throwing curses everywhere, and having a chapter about a minor character that's minor character to minor characters? Yes, yes it does. I'm going to sue Noy and Telinú now. I hate them.

Caution: you are reading fanfiction. You know that right?

You have been warned…

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Chapter 7: Tsubasa

The water that was Jusenkyo chose its answer and gave the curse to the deluded crossdresser. It felt rather cruel, but Jusenkyo remembered when he pretended to be a lesbian…

Tsubasa shrank down and his eyes widened as things started to look really big.

"…" Tsubasa couldn't find a way to talk and looking around made him a bit dizzy.

Jusenkyo couldn't stick around, however and slipped inside Okonomiyaki Ucchan's right before it closed.

Meanwhile back at the Tendo Home…

Kasumi (who was now normal.) knelt at the table talking with Ranma, the only one who didn't faint upon her arrival.

"Oh My! I guess that was sudden, wasn't it?" She said as she felt a bit guilty.

"Nothing surprises me anymore." Ranma shrugged.

"Really?" Kasumi asked, thinking about seeing a raccoon in the house… on a stick.

"Nah, sometimes you just go with the flow, nothing strange here." Ranma lied, contrary to everyone's belief Ranma can lie very well; only at at card games is he really bad. "Although, Akane did say she heard you in the kitchen. What was that about?"

"Yes." Kasumi pulled out her tape recorder. "I got this from a friend when I flew the first time. She was so nice."

"So… is the tape recorder magical or something?"

"Yes, it allows me to record anything and play it back when some speaks. It's from the future, actually." Kasumi smiled.

"So you visited someone from the future?"

"Oh my, no." Kasumi shook her head. "I got it from myself. She was very nice to me."

"What?"

"She said it was an extra that she bought at one of those markets that keep disappearing. She played it on Nabiki once. I just couldn't refuse myself at all."

"I don't even know why I try anymore…" Ranma put a hand to his head. "At least the place is breathable now."

"Ranma? I have an idea…"

"… About what? And why did you trail off like that?"

Jusenkyo was now on the counter, waiting to make its move.

Remembering Akane's memories, it concluded that Ukyo would gain a curse. Something that symbolizes her relationship with Ranma…

'Ah, that's it! Oh no! Konatsu is coming this way.'

Konatsu, the super genius ninja of awesomeness that was raised as a girl his whole life, was coming this way. His life story was pretty bad and only caused harm to Jusenkyo's children because he was forced to. So now, it tried to find a way to not curse the boy, he had a bad enough life already. So it was with annoyance that Jusenkyo was cleaned up in a rag. It'll have to get Ukyo some other way.

Speaking of the Spatula wielder…

"Konatsu, I think we finally made enough so that we can eat more. Just please… don't run this place if I get sick again." She glared at the crossdressing boy.

"I'm sorry about that Mistress Ukyo, it won't happen again." It was just good enough for him to see Ukyo happy. He knew that if he just waited it out, Ranma would get married to Akane eventually and Ukyo would need someone to cry upon, and he was going to be that someone.

"It was my fault, I should have just closed. Time to bring in the sign."

"I'll do it Mistress." Konatsu walked outside and brought in the sign, right when it started to rain.

'No! it's closing! I'm not letting you get away Ukyo!' Tsubasa, in his tiny form tried walking into the restaurant, only to be met with a closed door.

"Who are you and what have you done to Kasumi?" Ranma demanded.

"It's me Ranma; I just would like some fun. It was really the other me's idea. And it was too cute to refuse."

"Akane would kill me!"

"Just say it was my idea."

"Like she'll believe that!"

"But, we're surrounded by cute little animals. You know how Akane loves cute little animals."

"No! I'm not building a stable, a barn or anything like that!"

"Please Ranma?" Kasumi tried to do puppy eyes.

'Must resist… falling for… that…'

"No! Mind tricks don't work on me!"

"Aw… could we do plan B then?"

"Now you got me asking, what's plan B?"

Kasumi smiled evilly. For being an Angel from Iego, she is not that angelic… at times, that is.

Using persistence and his strong feet, Tsubasa got to the window of Ukyo's restaurant.

'Now if only I knew what I became.' Tsubasa wondered as he tried to remember how to change back. Ranma can have a weird impact on someone's life.

Tsubasa saw inside as things were being cleaned up.

'Why won't Ukyo like me? Is it that she really is a lesbian? No, Rama is a guy turning into a girl… unless… that was all a lie to get me to leave! You have to do better than that to get rid of me! I see through your lies!'

A little while later, the lights were turned out and Tsubasa saw himself in the window.

He must scream, but he couldn't.

Inside the restaurant, Jusenkyo, which was much smaller now due to cursing people, was still in a rag held by Konatsu.

'What do I do now? Wait till morning and get her then? Yeah, that sounds good.'

The phone rang.

"Huh? Who would call now?" Ukyo grabbed the phone.

"Ucchan? Could you bring some Okonomiyaki here, not much, just some. Oh and if you see moving water, Do Not touch it. Kasumi is starting to scare me."

"Alright, I'll bring you some. Are you alright? You sound stressed."

"I'll tell you when you get here." He hung up.

Konatsu turned the lights back on.

He noticed something in the window.

"A Chameleon? I didn't know they were in Japan." His eyebrow raised as it seemed to disappear, becoming invisible.

Konatsu shrugged and whipped his face with the rag.

'No… No!' Jusenkyo freaked as Konatsu changed.

The Chameleon that was Tsubasa was horrified at his reflection. He was not cute any longer, he was a freak now. All that time dressing up, wasted. This was not his day.

Looking at his odd hands he saw them change color numerous times.

It was only after some experimentation that he turned invisible, because this is n anime, so shut up.

'This might come in handy after all, oh look a fly!'

*Yonk* His tongue shot out and he ate it.

'Ew! Ew! EW!' He thought. 'What is happening to ME?'

He didn't know why, he swallowed that fly.

"This is still not a good idea. Besides, Mom isn't cursed." Ranma pointed out, relived that it was still the case.

"But look at how cute they are together!" Kasumi squealed.

'Girls and cute… I'll never understand it.' Ranma thought. "Turning everyone into animals and having them watch Bambi is not…" Ranma gave up as everyone was now in position. When did he become the sane man?

Genma was lying on the floor in front with Nodoka using him as a headrest. Soun was curled up like a dog next to those two.

Nabiki was on one side of the sofa, with her mouth in a bag of Potato chips.

Shampoo was next to Nabiki, with Mousse next to her.

Cologne was sleeping on her staff, wedged into the sofa. Kasumi was an angel and sat next to Cologne. She had a tub of popcorn and a huge drink.

And Akane… where was she?

"Kasumi, where's Akane?"

"On your shoulder, don't you feel her?" Kasumi tosses a cup of water at Ranma when he turned to find Akane there, sleeping soundly.

"What you do that for?"

"The movie is going to start soon and you need to be ready."

Somehow, Kasumi was acting way younger then she is. Maybe the stress broke her?

Ranma sighed in defeat and sat next to Kasumi with Akane on her shoulder just when the film started, waking everyone.

The noise coming from the house made it seem like it was a barn.

Author's notes: The tape recorder thing was a mistake. At least, that's what Noy said. Anyway, it was from Noy's other story, Fooled: Day and Night Mutual Slavery. So this was in part made to make it make sense. Anyway, tuatara wins again. Man you're good. Yep. Originally Telinú had Tsubasa as Randal from Monsters inc. But that was too difficult to do and didn't suck that much. So, Chameleon was the other choice. It's funnier that way. Life's not fair tuatara. You know that. Taro has a monster form and P-chan is bacon. Jusenkyo is not fair at all no matter what it says. ranma-saotome-cursed-fighter, no… not, no. No. No… no … nah, no. Nuh uh, no, I refuse, no. At least Ryoga as a girl. While it has pissed me, the Text, off that there are too few stories about female Ryoga, it won't fit here. I know the cursed people. I have a list that was emailed to me by Noy. And changing Ryoga is just a bit too mean. Or nice. Either way that makes sense. Arashi Uzumaki-Namikaze, Diathim is the Angel species from the Star Wars AU. Google it. Don't be shy. So what if you "stink" at reviewing, you are doing better than all those others that don't review. They are the chickens. Mmmm… chicken. Also, rat, nope, soo close. I'll tell Noy you think that this is funny. Telinú will take it right in the head. Natalie-E-G, don't blame me! I'm just the Text! Anyway, I heard Noy say that this is just a bam, bam, bam thing of a story since it's a jumpstart to everything for everyone. After this is done, you and many other authors can use this to jump off your own stories. There will be a sequel to this, and another sequel to this, and another, all going different directions. What are you going to do? Anyway, Since all of this is just the victims finding out, filler might be rare since each person has to be cursed per chapter and Noy wants this story to have short chapters. Anyway, there will be 5, maybe 6 chapters left so a little more than halfway done. Oh, and before anyone asks, Bambi is popular in Japan. Yes, it is. Why? How should I know? I'm the text! Lastly, the other stories are NOT abandoned. They will never be, it's just, well, Noy wants Ranma the Mutant Catgirl to come out before August (like that'll happen) and wants the spam cabinet to be able to be posted after that. Last, the Story Ranma 6 needs to be posted by the end of the year, because on January 1st 2012, there will be a new story posted. Busy, busy Noy. For Noy Telinú's The Revenge of Jusenkyo, I'm the Text. *cue end of the news music.* Cue it I said!