The Revenge of Jusenkyo
~Noy Telinú~
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You have been warned…
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Chapter 8: Konatsu
'Stupid! I know I should have safeguarded myself, but… arggg! He wasn't on my list!' Jusenkyo thought in a screaming matter as it stuck to the rag, firmly still in the ninja's belt.
'I only end up making things worse for him! I sure hope that he isn't too upset… now isn't the time for brooding. Ukyo is on her way towards the Tendo's so once they stop, it won't be hard cursing her as well.' Jusenkyo planned. 'Maybe there I can gain some water there, I'm almost gone!'
Chef and ninja servant never noticed what happened.
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The noise generated from the Tendo home was equivalent to a zoo. Not only were there a monkey, a hyena and a panda, but also a fox, a duck, a raccoon, and a cat.
And most of them were pretty upset about being moved around when they slept.
The few "People" that could talk were trying to calm everyone down.
"Now is not the time to spew at each other. We are missing the movie." Kasumi the space angel from a moon far away complained angelic-ly.
"Kasumi dear, why did you do this anyway?" Nodoka spoke up, not nearly as angry as others.
"Well, we were all stressed, so a movie with everyone seemed appropriate." Kasumi smiled as the everlasting glow of her form had made it hard to believe she wasn't an angel.
"Unfortunately, it didn't work, as now we have a barn here." The talking raccoon named Cologne stated the obvious.
"Everyone needed to get used to their cursed forms. Besides, it's more exciting this way." Kasumi reasoned happily.
"Hey it's not like I put you there Akane!" Ranma, still a girl, tried to calm down an angered monkey of a fiancée.
"Aww! Aren't they cute?" Kasumi observed.
"Ooh! I need a camera! Nabiki dear, do you have one I can use?" Nodoka asked a potato chip eating fox.
The fox in question, head still in the bag nodded and pointed upstairs.
"Hey! It's not like that!" Ranma protested.
"EEK!" Akane screamed.
[Yes! They are getting along after all!] Went a panda sign. Flip. [We did it Tendo!]
The Hyena friend laughed in agreement.
"Father, please remain quiet so that we may watch the movie." Kasumi really wanted to do something nice as a family… and guests.
"So… Jusenkyo cursed you to be this… thing." Cologne addressed the oldest Tendo girl. "Í don't recall that spring. Hmmm… Jusenkyo is after anyone then…"
"Oh no, I asked Jusenkyo to bless me. It's exciting to fly!" Kasumi glowed more than she already was.
"Quack!" Mousse agreed.
"Say Immortal!" Nodoka commanded, holding a camera.
"Huh?" Ranma questioned turning around to face her mother.
*Flash* *Click*
"This is going to be this year's Christmas card!" Nodoka squealed.
Ranma moaned at that.
"Please can we get back to the movie?" Kasumi asked, sad. "I wanted to watch it with you."
"*growl* Hisss." A pink cat made her voice heard.
"Please?" Kasumi asked in an expression that Ranma knew too well.
"Of course Kasumi!" Nodoka said. "Now, everyone back to your places. We can be nice to each other for one day."
Everyone reluctantly agreed.
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Konatsu felt… different.
When he washed his face with that rag to conserve water, he felt a strange tingling sensation.
Things didn't seem different, nothing looked smaller or larger, and he didn't see anything odd.
Still, walking down the street with Ukyo he felt… off, somehow.
It was when they stopped at the door to the Tendo's that he finally noticed what was different.
Eyes widened in realization at what had happened. He could feel it when he walked. Although, it took a while to since he was so used to dressing and acting this way.
"Mistress Ukyo?" Konatsu asked in that same, feminine voice. "Do I look different?"
"Huh?" Ukyo turned around and studied her Ninja companion. "No… why?"
"Nothing mistress… I need to do something. Sorry Mistress Ukyo." Konatsu bounced ahead, needing to confirm his thoughts.
"That was weird." Ukyo commented before announcing herself.
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"Ran-chan!" Ukyo called as she entered the Tendo's yard. "I brought the food!"
Ranma's eyes widened as she realized what she forgot.
"So, what was it that you need to talk to me about-" Ukyo stared as she saw animals she didn't recognize watching Bambi.
Kasumi paused the movie; holding in a sigh of disappointment. "Ukyo! How nice to see you!"
"Kasumi!" Ukyo freaked.
Ranma sighed. "At least it didn't get to you. Um… you see, Jusenkyo is mad for some reason and is seeking revenge, cursing everyone."
"It was exciting!" Kasumi smiled.
Ukyo's eye twitch. If Kasumi was cursed, no one is safe.
"I captured it, but the living water escaped." Cologne explained.
"Ah! A talking Raccoon!" Ukyo shrieked.
*Bonk*
"Yes, yes I am." Cologne smirked. "Be careful around water that moves. If it touches you, you're cursed."
"Wait… why are you warning me?" Ukyo narrowed her eyes. "I thought you would want me to be cursed."
"Hiss! Merowll!" Shampoo agreed.
"Just be careful Ucchan." Ranma warned. "Don't forget to tell Konatsu. His life is messed up enough as it is."
"Eek Ecckk!" Akane thrashed around.
"Yes, I'll make sure Ryoga knows." Ranma guessed.
"Ecc?" Akane was stunned.
"So I guessed right?" Ranma asked.
Akane nodded her head, currently in a stupor.
'Ha! I'm figuring her out! I don't need to worry about Ryoga, though. It doesn't mix.' Ranma thought, a plan forming in her head.
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Konatsu, meanwhile, was in a nearby tree, nervous in anticipation.
'I need to feel for myself. I should have known something was off, but, maybe that's why Ranma doesn't notice at times.' Konatsu thought. 'Ok, here I go.'
A hand reached a chest, a very female chest.
Quivering, Konatsu continued exploring.
A quick gentile feel confirmed suspicions.
'I really am a girl. So… that water was Jusenko water. Wait… I still have it.' She pulled out the rag that had water on it.
"Why were you at Mistress Ukyo's restaurant?" The newly formed girl asked to herself.
What she did not expect was for the water to drip down rapidly onto the grass below.
"That was no ordinary Jusekyo water…"
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Ukyo was watching Bambi with everyone else.
After everything quieted down, of course.
Things went well until a certain someone shot Bambi's mother…
"EEKKK!" Akane tried to hide her tears by yelling.
"Nay!" a pink cat cheered.
*crunch* Nabiki hid her grief in eating.
"Aflack?" Mousse heard a gun. Weren't those illegal?
A hyena was howling with laughter, unable to cry…
"Poor deer." Kasumi sniffled.
"No! Don't cry Bambi!" Nodoka talked to the TV.
[Yum!] flip. [Deer tastes good…]
Akane couldn't take the fathers apparent lack of sadness and attacked.
Shampoo saw that opportunity to get revenge on the capuchin rival.
Mousse realized everyone were fighting and got in the fray to save Shampoo.
Ranma rubbed her head. "Ucchan… why are they so upset about hunting deer?"
"Ran-chan you Jackass! Killing doe deer is illegal in America! Not to mention that his mother died!" Ukyo yelled.
"Hey, I don't get emotionally attached to movies." Ranma retorted.
"My Mom is dead, the Tendo's mom is dead, the Kuno's mom is dead, Shampoo's...?" Ukyo looked toward the raccoon, Cologne nodded. "… Mom is dead! We know what it's been like to lose a mom and this… makes it worse!"
"Sorry!" Ranma flinched. 'Why is everything my fault?'
"Don't blame Ranma, he didn't know that he had one until I came along." Nodoka tried to ease things. "Having a certain Panda disallow emotions make it harder."
"Who's stupid enough to think they didn't have a mother?" Ukyo threw her hands into the air.
"Hey!" Ranma heard that.
"Oh My! Please take your fight away from the TV…" Kasumi sounded worried.
"Why did you pick this movie, Kasumi?" Cologne asked, intrigued.
Kasumi looked downcast. "It always got my family together…"
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Jusenkyo finally got inside the house, eyeing the two targets sitting together on the couch.
'Hmmm… who do I pick, I doubt that I can hit both before something happens.' Jusenkyo thought over its options, looking back and forth between the two females.
'Should I go on who deserves it more? No, I can't decide that… just pick one!' The water slipped up to the couch and began slithering up.
'Too bad I can't flip a coin…' Jusenkyo regretted as it neared them.
Suddenly, Konatsu burst through, except she didn't break anything like an Amazon does.
"Mistress Ukyo! There is Jusenkyo water on the loose!" She called out.
Out of time, Jusenkyo jumped on a whim, not caring if it took care of Ukyo or Nodoka first.
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Author's notes: well, that's updated. ranma-saotome-cursed-fighter you guessed right! Well, it was obvious. Still. You win! I don't know what, but you do. Now is your chance readers, opinionate your voices, let Noy Telinú know what you like and can guess. You have 1 month to guess who's being cursed next and into what. It's fun being the text of this. I know something you don't know… I know something you don't know… and you don't know and you are going to have ta wait!
I am the Text and I am this message.