AN: Chapter two! Yay!!!! This is the chapter where I get closer to showing Roxy's personality. My basic decision for it was she was going to be like me, but a little bit sluttier. She's not a slut, but she acts like one. Sound good? Good!
Disclaimer: I do not own X-men Evolutions, or any of the characters. I do in fact own Roxy. And I do in fact own all the pervy fan girl fantasizes going on in my brain right now. But that is not the point! So suck it!
Warning: Contains cursing, violence, vomiting, mild to moderate sexual situations, and the occasional reference to yaoi/ slash/ BL.
Belle Fleur
Chapter two- Fuzzy Lumpkins
"I think people are like locks, Really complicated and frustrating. But you can't force them, you have to take time and be fiddley. You learn to be patient, and just wait till you hear the.... click." -Parker (Leverage)
School was finally over. Thank chocolate. Chocolate is so much more holy than god, hands down.
"Roxy! Hey Roxy, wait up yo!" A loud voice called from behind me as he got closer. Stopping to wait, I could hear the thumps as Toad hopped closer to me. "You know that shadowy transport thing you do? Can you do that to get us home?"
"What did you do?" I asked with an eye brow raised as I noticed Toad looking around us nervously.
"I may or may not have stolen Duncan's wallet and he may or may not being trying to kill me."
"Pansy." Was the last thing that came out of my lips before darkness surrounded us.
"Dude, that was so fucked up, yo." Was all Toad said before he fell to the ground, knocked out cold. I probably should have told him that most people pass out their first time. Something about g-forces. Or something. I don't know, it never really bothered me.
"How did you get home so fast? And why is your hair black? Oh, got it." Lance said as he walked into the house before noticing the body on the ground "Do I even want to know?"
"No." I shrugged before concentrating on my hair and eyes. Within ten seconds I could fell the color drain from my eyes and hair and my hair shorten.
"Oh blond again, I like" Pietro said as he sped to my side. "So what did happen to Toad? Was he perving on you? Did you knock him out? Oh can we give him a shower while he's out? He smells and we still have two weeks until he takes a shower."
"Must you speak so fast?" I asked in mildly annoyed voice as I stepped around the body and headed into the kitchen. "And he said the meat head was trying to kill him so I transported us home, but forgot to mention that the first time tends to make people pass out."
"That's nice of you." Was all Pietro could manage to stutter out.
"I figured as much. How come you guys don't have any food?" I asked boredly as I finally noticed that the house was seriously lacking on food supplies.
"Mystique hasn't sent us any money in a while, so we can't afford anything." Fred shrugged.
"What the fuck happened, yo?" Toad asked as he began to come back to the land of the living. "Fells like I gots a hangover? Did I get drunk? I don't remember getting drunk yo. Was I so drunk while I was getting drunk, that I don't remember getting drunk? Cos that would suck."
"No, you didn't get drunk. You just transported through the shadow realm." I shrugged boredly before getting back on topic, "Who's Mystique?"
"She ran the Brotherhood House, But after some shit went down on some Meteor or some crap, we haven't seen her. And she paid all our bills and gave us money for food. So we're kinda screwed if she doesn't come back." Lance explained for me.
"All you guys need is money?" I asked as if they were stupid, which to me, they were.
"Yeah, pretty much."
"You all are so fucking stupid! Do you know easy it is to get money, especially in a small town like this?" I said as I began to become annoyed.
"Yeah, but have you noticed that we fail at fighting and then whenever we try doing anything the X-men always stop us. So we just stopped trying, yo." Toad said once he got over his travel hangover.
"That's why you have me, ya tards." I rolled my eyes.
"The X-men are going to be better prepared to fight you this time." Toad said as his tongue shot out and captured a fly.
"That's why I won't let them know what I'm doing."
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Being the incredibly street smart girl that I am, I teleported my self into the safe deposit box room in the closest bank. The only room in a bank with no security cameras. The boys were out side 'keeping watch'. In real life, they were just there so that they did not get on my nerves. Which I have come to realize that they do very often. Probably has something with me being anti-social. Or it could be their fault. I'm going to say it's the latter.
Very quietly I crept across the room to the closest box. Pulling some shadows out of the corners of the room I shaped them into the form of a key and inserted it into the lock. Shifting it so it was a match to the lock until it opened with a click I quickly emptied the contents of the box before moving on to the next one.
Repeating this process for the next twenty or so boxes I decided that there was enough cash, let alone the other valuables I had found. People were so stupid. Did they honestly think a room with no cameras wouldn't get broken into?
Teleporting outside with my bag, I noticed that the four boys I had abandoned were fighting with the X-men. Again.
"Hey Fleur, you mind helping here?" Quicksilver asked as I barely saw him blur in front of me, the weight of the bag instantly gone.
"You have got to stop doing that yo!" I could distinctly hear Toad yell from across the parking lot. Looking over I saw that every time that he tried to hop somewhere a fuzzy blue mutant with a demon's tail would teleport in front of him. It was rather comical actually. Deciding to actually be a good person for once I teleported next to Toad and the other mutant before pushing Toad out of the way.
"Hey Fuzzy Lumpkins, What do they call you?" I asked with a raised eyebrow. Wait, wasn't Fuzzy Lumpkins pink? All well.... They both were fuzzy.
"Ze call me Nightcrawler." He said with a clear German accent. So that's who he was! He's the German kid from my English class! He looked much different in class... Less fuzzy, and blue. And he had more fingers, and less of a tail. That's just fucking sweet if you ask me.
"I like Fuzzy Lumpkins better." I said with a wicked smirk before he began our battle. It began slow, just simple punches and kicks. But before long our battle turned into an all out battle as we both preformed intricate acrobatics. Nightcrawler would occasionally call out something in German just as I would occasionally make some crude comment that would have him blushing a deep purple. This kid was fun to mess with. I wonder....
"You know, you're kinda hot." I said as I got especially close to him, whispering into his pointed blue ear. Getting so flustered he attempted to teleport away from me only to have me tackle him, hence teleporting with him. His method of teleporting was a lot different than mine. When I teleported I was pushed quickly through the shadows and all that could be heard is the rushing of hair. With Nightcrawler's, you could hear a loud popping of air with a matching light and the heavy sent of Brimstone.
"Haven't you ever 'eard ov perzonal spaze?" Nightcrawler scolded me as he waged one of his fingers at me.
"Nope. Hey, want to try out my teleportation?" And before he even remotely had a chance to respond shadows consumed our figures and passes us through the air before we landed lightly on the front area of the bank. Nightcrawler was out cold. "Sweet dreams Fuzzy Lumpkins."
"Fleur, you ready to go yet?" Lance called from the inside of his Jeep. Nodding quickly I teleported into the already moving vehicle before Fred handed me my bag of money.
"You are amazing sweets, do you know that?" Pietro asked from besides me as he wrapped a protective arm around me, even though nobody else in the car could really see it.
"I know."
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Four in the morning. Four in the fucking morning. And I still couldn't get back to sleep. Fuck life!
Climbing out of bed I slowly made my way out of my room and across the hallway. Knocking lightly on the door as to not wake up the other three boys but to still wake up the one I wanted.
After a few seconds a shuffling noise could be heard before the door opened to reveal a half asleep Pietro scratching at his messed up silver locks. "What's up, sweets? Is something wrong?"
Eyeballing his green plaid boxers and tight black t- shirt, I slowly pushed him back into his room and closed his door with my foot, "You never answered my question before." I smirked.
"W- what question?" He asked nervously as if a pack of wild unicorns were trying to castrate him with their horns. All though, that would be pretty funny to watch.
"Do you want to make out?" I asked in barely a whisper as I leaned up to his ear.
"Are you serious?" He asked as I felt his lightly shaking arms wrap around my waist yet again.
"Why would I be joking?" I asked with a small smile adorning my features. And that was it. The next thing I knew a pair of lips crashed down onto mine as I was lightly pushed backwards on to a bed that still had residual heat form the previous time that Pietro had resided in it.
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"Wake up." I grunted as I rolled off the bed, gently slapping Pietro's bare stomach. Looking around the room I quickly found the tank top I had been wearing the night before.
"Morning." Pietro mumbled before he was fully awake. I knew he was fully awake as soon as he began freaking out, "W- wait, so that wasn't just a dream?!"
"That's kind of what my presence here suggests." I mumbled boredly as I made my way to the door.
"So what does this make us?" He asked as he appeared in front of me, preventing my exit.
"What do you mean by 'us'?" I asked with a bored roll of my eyes.
"Like, does this mean that you want to go out or something?" He asked nervously, proving that he obviously did not.
"Not really." I said boredly. God, he was acting like such a girl, "I couldn't sleep and I needed something to distract myself. You just so happened to be the only person near by that I could stand. And before you ask, yes this may happen again, and no, you do not really have any say in the matter." And with that I pushed him aside and walked out of his room.
"Morning Roxy." Toad said as he walked out of his bedroom, which was to the right of Pietro's. Suddenly he stopped walking, "What were you and Pietro doing in there?"
"What do you think, dill weed?" I said as if he was stupid.
"You guys fucked!" Toad yelled angrily, "I can't believe you guys fucked, yo!"
"You would have heard us if we fucked, dumb ass."
"Well then what did you do?" He asked with a raised eyebrow. Even though he appeared to be serious I could easily see that his eyes were following a fly that buzzed around our heads.
"We didn't do anything." I said boredly with my arms crossed.
"Your shirt is on backwards." He said as his tongue finally shot out and attacked the unsuspecting fly.
"We made out, ok? God, you're worse than my father!" And with that I stormed into my room and began getting changed for school. Only to have Toad hop into my room half way through. Luckily I already had my bra and panties on at this point, and really did not see Toad as much of a threat. So I just continued in pulling my skirt on.
"So is he a good kisser?" He asked with an eyebrow raised at my lack of modesty.
"Why don't you find out for yourself?" I asked while trying to reach the zipper on the back of my skirt. "Hey, can you get this for me?"
"Uh, sure?" He asked before getting the zipper all the way up for me.
"Why do you ask though?"
"Just curious, yo." And with that, the strange little man that I had come to know as Toad, hopped downstairs to probably find his breakfast. Probably from a trashcan.
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"Ok, class, partner up!" Our demonic, and might I add old, teacher yelled out as first period began. I hate this class. It is the only class that Duncan and I are in the same class, and the only class that I am not in the same class as at least one of the Brotherhood guys. Except for math, I was alone in that class. Fuck life.
"Miss Roxy, were you planning on finding a partner?" Miss something asked as she slowly made her way to my corner. Notice I said Miss. Yeah, she's like eighty, and still single.
"Not really." I shook my head. See, if I got up to find a partner then I would lose my corner and all of the nice shadows I worked so hard to drag over here. And as I have mentioned before, I hate the light. Despise it really.
"Well why don't you work with Mr. Kurt, he doesn't seem to have a partner yet." She said as she lightly patted said German on the back. I wonder what Fuzzy Lumpkins would do if I just punched him. Right now. You know he bruised me last night. It fucking hurts! I wonder what it is that keeps him not fuzzy. Maybe he's like me and only changes when he uses his powers. I want pie.... Maybe cherry. Or apple.
"Um, excuze me." a soft voice said from in front of me. Finally being knocked out of my thoughts I looked up at the German boy in front of me with wide eyes. "Shouldn't ve get started on our project?"
"Do you know where I could buy a nice pie?" I asked suddenly, still wrapped up in my thoughts. Pumpkin pie sounds good now....
"Vhat? I'm zorry, but I veally don't zee how dat is relevant to our project." The formally blue boy said as he looked shocked and annoyed.
"You know, I absolutely adore your accent." Noticing the look of annoyance on his face "So what exactly is the project on, anyway?"
"Ve have to write a paper on how Ze Lion King is zimiliar to Hamlet." Kurt said in a voice that showed that he knew I had not been paying attention.
"Coolio, we'll work on this today after school. Kay?" I smiled happily as I pulled out a chocolate bar. Dark chocolate. Yum.
"But, vhat about now? Ve still have the rezt ov the period." Fuzzy Lumpkins said as he ran a hand through his hair.
"See, the key to being a good slacker, is you never do work in class. Then teachers won't expect much from you and you get a better grade for less work. Trust me, I have mastered this." I said as I took a large bite out of the bar. Thank god Kitty was pmsing. "So after school good?"
"I'm buzy today."
"Got to go to the gym?" I asked with a curious look on my face. "No? Oh, I know, you have to get your car fixed!"
"I don't have a car." He said with a raised eyebrow, looking immensely confused.
"Of course you don't." Damn foreign kids and they're lack of transportation. Well technically he does have transportation. Damn mutants ans they're lack of normal transportation. "So tomorrow?"
"Um, ja." He said with a smile that was a mix between enthusiastic and scared shitless.
"See you then dude." I said while standing up. As I passed the elf like man I ruffled his hair lightly with a smile gracing my lips before I continued on my way out the class.
"Roxy, where exactly do you think you're going?" Miss whatever asked once she noticed me.
"Bell." and just after I said it, the bell rand signaling the end of the class, and I continued on my march out of the class room to go find Fred.
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"What kind of pie?"
"I don't know, any kind. Apple would be preferred though."
"The best is probably the bakery down on Main street. But they're pretty expensive."
"Cool, thanks Freddy. Do you know where Toad is?" I asked with a light smile on my lips.
"Well he has math this period so he's probably in the abandoned boys bathroom down in the history hallway." Freddy said as he though about it. "We claimed it as our own last year." And with that I was on my was to the history hall.
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"Slimy dude, you in here?" I asked as I opened the door to the boys bathroom. I haven't been in a boys bathroom since freshman year... That was a fun day.
"What are you doing in here, yo?" Toad asked as he hopped off the top of a stall to stand in front of me.
"Can you bring me to the bakery on Main street?" I asked with the sweetest smile I could muster on my face.
"Why?" He asked with an eyebrow raised as if I had just asked him to give me an abortion with his freakishly long tongue....
I really need to stop drinking so much coffee.
"Cos I really want apple pie and Fred says they have the best." I nodded with much enthusiasm.
"You do realize how mad expensive they are, right yo?" Toad asked with a raised eyebrow.
"I'm not paying for the pies." I rolled my eyes at the general idiocy of the mutant in front of me.
"Don't you have class?" Toad asked with a raised eyebrow,
"Don't you?"
"Yeah, but it's only your second day. And you need to get in good with the X-geeks and they aint going to go for someone who ditches on their second day, yo."
"Gym will still be there tomorrow, Toad. Now let's go!" Before the slimy man in front of me could protest I latched onto his arm and teleported to an alley that was just off of Main street.
"Holy shit, what the fu-" and before he could finish what was sure to be an amazing statement, Toad leaned forward and regurgitated the contents of his stomach.
"Never had anybody throw up before. Cool." was all I had to say before I made my way back over to him and pulled his hair out of his face. He smelled bad enough, he did not need vomit in his hair.
"I fucking hate you and your powers, yo. I don't even care how hot you are. That shit is fucking torture!" Toad practically screamed after he was done throwing up.
"Come on, we'll get you some damn sexy pie and all will be better."
"My head hurts, yo." Toad complained as he nursed his greasy head.
"Do you want me to kiss it better?" Noticing the excited look in his eyes coupled with the vigorous nod of his head, I rolled my eyes. "Pie makes all better."
"But-"
"Pie!"
"Yes ma'am."
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Not even ten minutes later and I had an apple pie for me and an cherry pie for Toad. I love being a mutant, I really do. Without asking for Toad's permission I transported us back to the bathroom, where he promptly fainted. Deciding that he just needed some rest I turned my hair and eyes back to their normal colors before left for my third period math class, pie in hand.
"You're late Roxy." My grouchy teacher informed me. I think his name was Mr. Roberts or some shit.
"Yeah, I know. But there was this dieing frog out in the quad, and I had to make sure he was ok." I made up a semi plausible excuse, which was only a small lie.
"And how is the frog now?" He asked with a cocky smirk that made his eyes bug out lightly.
"I don't know, I left." I shrugged before sitting down in my seat in the back corner.
"Ok, class. Get with your partners and work on the problems on the board." Lucky me, there was an odd number of kids in this class, so I didn't have a partner! But then again, there was nobody in here I could stand, so it was all cool.
"Um, excuze me, but my partner iz not here today. Do you mind iv ve vork together?" A familiar German accent caught my attention. Looking up I noticed a certain mutant who's ass I kicked last night.
"You're in my math class too?" was the most polite thing I could force to come out of my mouth.
"Ja, but my normal partner, Amanda, iz home zick today. So I waz vondering if I could work vith you." Kurt said as he blushed lightly. Aw, he was so much cuter when he blushed when he was blue. Then he turned purple.
"Sure." At hearing my confermation, Kurt immediately sat down in the chair in front of me, knowing that I would not move myself. Looking at the board I saw that Mr. Roberts had put up for us to do. Fifteen problems in our book. Easy.
"Did you get number two?" Kurt asked with another light blush spreading across his cheeks.
"Here." I said as I handed him my notebook.
"You did zem all? Already?" He asked in a shocked tone. When I did not respond he looked up to wach me stare hungrily at the box on the desk in front of me. I really wanted my pie.
"Vhat is that?" He asked as he pointed two fingers at my box.
"I said I wanted pie. So Freddie got me some. Do you want a slice?" I asked with a smirk as I opened the box to show off the sexiness that was pie.
"Vhere did he get it vrom?" Kurt asked with a raised eyebrow.
"That is a very good question."
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"Hey Roxy, what's up?" Freddie asked as he sat down at the lunch table that I had already occupied.
"Pie." Was the simple response that he got before I spooned more the sweet substance into my mouth.
"Hey do you think I can have a bite of that?" He asked as he leaned closer to my lunch, only to receive a death glare that beat that of all other's.
"By the way, this is my 'I will kill you if you so much as even think about touching my pie again.' look." I informed him as I slowly dragged the box closer to me.
"Hey, sweets." Pietro said as he zoomed into the seat right next to me. "Where were you in gym?"
"Getting pie with Toad." I shrugged boredly.
"Where is Toad, he wasn't in English class last period." Freddie thought out loud as he looked around the crowded room.
"What the fuck Roxy, did you honestly ditch me in the bathroom, yo?" Speak of the devil.
"Yeah, a little bit."
"Hey Roxy, you think I can get some of that pie?" Pietro asked with an innocent smile, only to receive the same glare as Freddy got.
"By the way, that's her 'I will kill you if you so much as even think about touching my pie again.' look" Freddy said simply, only causing to Pietro to slowly lean away from me.
I don't know how to really describe Roxy's powers all too well, I really just think of them like Raven's from Teen Titans, but slightly different. And if you couldn't tell, I really want pie. But it's my 17th birthday on Tuesday. So I can't have pie, I get cake and candy! So I went to foodtown to get my cake (like one of the design ones), but they didn't have batman, or any dc cakes. But they have a marvel, spider man, x men, wolverine, wolverine and the x men, and barbie. And I am a dc girl. X men is my only marvel thing, ever. And No offence, but I hate the art work for wolverine and the x men, it sucks. And evolutions, I think, is amazing. So I was very upset when they didn't have a cake of anything good. So I got a cake with a giant rainbow on it from cost co to secretly show how gay I am. tehe.
Oh, and with the Fuzzy Lumpkins thing I was like "Who is fuzzy? Fuzzy Lumpkins! Totally a good nickname for Nightcrawler....." and now I kinda like it....