The Revenge of Jusenkyo Chapter 11: Nodoka, a ranma fanfic

The Revenge of Jusenkyo

~Noy Telinú~

Warning: people really, really seem to be into shipping way too much in fanfiction. They are scary people and they fight ALL THE TIME when I try to help out Noy by listening to them. The sheer hatred that they have towards each other scares me, the Text. People hate Akane on one side, adore her on the other and I'm here just trying to help but noOo… just because Noy says some negative things about one character, a fight breaks out! Then, as Noy tries to write here, more stuff happens and… just, please, can we all get along? Akane isn't perfect, Ranma IS a jerk, Ukyo and Shampoo are violent just please, stop with the hatred. Your favorite character isn't perfect! Rumiko should be ashamed of you! She hates perfect characters and you turn hers into that. And for those who does the opposite, that's just cruel. Just because you hate a character doesn't mean you should turn them into a monster. *sigh* Just… just read and… thank you for coming… Noy Telinú appreciates it. Sorry for ranting again…

Notice: that I really hate the fandom fighting itself. Sorry.

You have been warned…

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Chapter 10: Nodoka

"Hey, Ucchan," Ranma acknowledged her as he sat in class with Akane as well.

"Um… why is Akane dressed like that?" Ukyo asked, seeing Akane's… 'protection' against water.

Ranma rolled his eyes. "She thinks she can escape water. Nabiki is running a bet on it happening."

"Here, place me for 9,000 yen," Ukyo handed Ranma the money. "I hate talking to her."

"So do I," Ranma groaned.

"Honestly!" Akane shouted. "What is wrong with everyone today?"

"Pssst…. Akane!" Yuka whispered. "Why are you dressed like that?"

"*Grumble grumble* Stupid… *grumble grumble*" Akane couldn't face her.

Ranma shrugged. "She's just…"

*Kapow!* Ranma was sent flying through the window by Akane's fist.

Ukyo rolled her eyes. "You could've just told him to keep quiet about it."

"About what?" Yuka asked. "Tell me!"

"I don't think that's a good idea," Ukyo told the girl. "Ask Nabiki."

"But… but I hate doing that!" Yuka whined.

"Everyone does," Ukyo nodded, rubbing her chin.

Akane mumbled something about sisters and backs and stabbing.

Nodoka was outside the Tendo home, near the koi pond.

Ever since she found out that Ranko Tendo was really her son Ranma Saotome, she had been trying to piece together what happened between the times that she saw her son.

'They are always in this koi pond… why is it?' Nodoka thought, wondering why it always happened like that upon hearing that the Jusenkyo curses like being used.

It didn't come to mind that it was just the nearest cold water source.

'Maybe because the koi are special… Kasumi said that they were never replaced ever… hmmm…' Nodoka was too busy watching the koi to notice water sneaking up on her.

'Or perhaps these rocks… Nabiki had said these rocks were hard enough to cause my son to get amnesia…' Nodoka tapped them with her sword to be sure.

"Auntie! I have lunch!" Kasumi smiled angelically, because she was an angel at the time…

*Splash* Jusenkyo washed all over the woman, changing her drastically.

"Growf!" Genma freaked upon seeing his wife change.

"HAaA?" Soun agreed.

"OH my!" Kasumi exclaimed, tray of food dropping in slow motion.

"Stupid tomboy," Ranma rubbed his nose. "Everyone's going to find out anyway."

*Slurrpppp* went a straw.

"Hey, Saotome," Nabiki noticed Ranma without moving her head.

The middle Tendo was lounging on the pool chair next to the pool in a bikini.

"What the… Nabiki! Why are you out here?" Ranma did a double take.

The girl in question shrugged. "Just told the school I have a medical condition that forces me to miss class… they bought it."

Ranma facepalmed. "Right… anyway, Ukyo put 9,000 yen on Akane getting wet. Here."

"Let's see, with that in place looks like us three can gain a lot of money… no one else bet on her getting wet once I told them that you bet on that."

"What?" Ranma was shocked. "But I… that… Me! Win! What?"

"I know, it surprised me too. Apparently they think you're terrible at betting. Must be because of the old maid games," Nabiki figured.

Ranma shook his head. "Whatever. Should get back to class anyway."

"Why? So my sister would hit you out again? Just relax here. Odds are that she would land in the pool anyway."

Ranma weighed his options. 'Nabiki is really good when it comes to money and predicting stuff when it comes to Jusenkyo. Then again, my luck is terrible at this so that means by me staying here, Akane won't come into the pool. However, my first time getting wet at school was in this pool…'

Ranma didn't get a choice after a water bucket hit him in the head, spilling the cold water over him.

Ranma looked up to see Kuno overlooking the pool, buckets in hands.

Sighing, Ranma sat down on a chair next to Nabiki.

"Potato chip?" Nabiki offered a bag.

Ranma gave up and took the bag. "Where'd you get these anyway? I always see you with them lately."

"Mousse. Apparently he's getting into the potato chip business. Said something about wanting to be better than you at anything," Nabiki shrugged.

"I don't even want to know. Hope he doesn't try to kill me again. It's getting annoying." Ranma munched on a potato chip.

The two girls ate potato chips, waiting for something to happen.

"Something is not right…" Cologne mused while watching the water they gained from the Tendo home. "It isn't moving…"

"Maybe Jusenkyo give up, yes?" Shampoo scratched her head.

"Perhaps… where is Mousse?"

Shampoo shrugged her shoulders. "Shampoo no care."

"Of course…" Cologne closed her eyes.

"What do now?" Shampoo asked.

"I don't know. Time to go to work." Cologne poggoed away.

"Yes, Great-grandmother." Shampoo put the water away… the ordinary water.

"Kuno! Why bring a bomb to school?" Akane yelled as Kuno held a bomb up to her.

"What sorcery is this? The merchant swore to me, the Blue Thunder, that it was most definitely not a bomb. He dare lie to a Kuno?" Kuno yelled to the heavens.

*Kaboom!* The bomb blew up the hallway, sending participants flying.

Down below Ranma's eyes widened. "Wow… what caused that?"

"I have no idea… wonder who he was fighting." Nabiki munched on potato chips.

"Fighting?" Ranma grew nervous.

*Splash* A body hit the pool… hard.

"Oh… don't tell me…" Ranma stood up.

Layers of clothes floated on the surface…

"Akane!" Ranma dove into the pool.

Down below, Akane, the capuchin monkey was wondering what was going on.

She did what she thought was how you were supposed to swim, breathing underwater… however, this time… it didn't burn her lungs… actually… it didn't hurt at all.

'I finally learned to swim!' she thought of an answer. 'Yes! Yes! Yes!'

For some reason, she felt like punching someone… whatever.

Ranma was in shock as she saw Akane walking on the bottom of the pool.

'What is going on…?' Ranma shook her head. 'No time to think about it.'

'Hey, look, it's Ranma!' Akane smiled. 'Ha! I can swim now!'

Ranma picked up Akane and brought her to the surface.

'Hey! I can swim you know…' Akane thought angry thoughts at her fiancé.

"*Cough* Akane… What happened?" Ranma asked as she reached the surface.

"EEK eck eek!" Akane screeched.

"Right… you think you can swim now?" Ranma guessed.

Akane nodded.

"And… you are mad that I brought you out…"

She nodded again.

"Um… no. I don't want your dad to kill me… but whatever you did, it wasn't swimming…" Ranma shook her head as she reached the edge…

…Just to meet an angry fox with a bag of potato chips.

The girl and her monkey fiancée laughed at the image.

"Sugar… I feel like I should charge you for this hot water," Ukyo smirked as she dangled the teakettle over the fox's head.

"Oh, just do it already." Ranma was still a girl as they were in the girls' restroom so that Akane could get clothes on.

"Fine…" Ukyo poured water over Nabiki, who didn't cover herself.

"I should have known that I'd get wet. Figures." Nabiki put on her bikini again. "I suggest that Ranma get out of here before something really bad happens."

"He'd better not be in here when I'm out!" Akane yelled from a stall.

Ranma didn't take any more chances and bolted with the teakettle.

However, before she poured the water upon herself… everything glass shattered when the loudest roar Ranma has ever heard bellowed throughout the school.

Screams of people who didn't know better were heard.

"Ow…" Ranma rubbed her ears. "That hurt. What was that, anyway?"

Shrugging, she poured the water over herself… or would have if the teakettle wasn't slashed in half with a piece of glass moments ago.

The grumbling Ranma was soon surrounded by the other cursed girls as they left the restroom.

"Ranma! What did you do?" Akane accused.

"I didn't do it!" Ranma responded.

"Come on, Akane, how could Ranchan scream like that?" Ukyo rolled her eyes.

"She's got a point, sis," Nabiki agreed. "You can yell at him after he runs straight at it."

"Hey!" Ranma threw her arms into the air.

"Fine, so it wasn't Ranma. It's just a kneejerk reaction with that jerk." Akane crossed her arms.

Nabiki rolled her eyes. "And that's why you were clinging onto him as a monkey."

"What?" Ukyo exploded. "That's cheating!"

"Um… it appears that things are broken… I'm going home! Bye!" Ranma ran off.

"How is that cheating?" Akane shouted.

"So you admit it…" Nabiki teased.

Akane blushed and turn away.

"Curse you… poo flinger!" Ukyo had to think of something to insult Akane with. She cheated!

"What? Why you…" Akane thought of an insult. "You Japanese dog!"

"We are all Japanese, you idiot!" Ukyo yelled.

"Uh huh… you guys come up with bad insults… I'm going to count my money." Nabiki walked away.

"Female dog!"

"Flea eater!"

"Butt smeller!"

"Tree hugger!"

"OH MY!" Kasumi said it again. "Auntie is so cute!"

The panda and hyena looked towards the space angel in confusion.

'What have I become? Everything feels so different. I have a tail. I'd better be careful. I know! There is the koi pond… maybe I can see myself,' Nodoka thought as she looked upon herself.

The dragon was five feet tall at the shoulder, her body from head to tail was 32 feet and two inches, and the wings were 28 feet and four inches in length.

'No… no!' Nodoka thought in horror. 'I'm… a WESTERN dragon! Oh, the horror!'

The dragon had a frill that looked like braided hair surrounding her head like a desert lizard. She had a deep, dark red body that filled the yard.

She roared unimaginably loudly in her discovery, breaking glass for miles.

[Help!] Genma held up a sign. [Don't eat me!]

Soun laughed madly, as he was scared witless.

"Want to fly with me, Auntie? It's very exhilarating," Kasumi smiled.

Author's notes: yes… a dragon! It's perfect. Telinú is crazy, but this fits well. What can make a panda scream in fear… a Dragon. What is killed by swords? Dragons. What is majestic yet powerful that everyone worships or fears? Dragons. What is the opposite of Japanese traditional? Western. It's ingénues! So… you are all wrong! Good idea, but wrong. Besides, there was no male water in Jusenkyo anyway. Thanks tuatara and Kris Leena for keeping this in check. For some reason, this is the only one that updates on time... oh well... until you read again... I'm The TEXT!