AN: So I wrote half of this chapter while car, sitting next to a baby that needed to be changed badly (Damn baby cousins!). So sorry if it sucks! Also sorry if Kurt's accent sucks, but I don't really know how to type an accent. But I did manage to type half of this chapter in my form of his accent by accident. Aren't I smart?
Disclaimer: I do not own X men Evolutions, or any of the characters. I do in fact own I owned anymore than there would be more seasons of X-men Evolutions. But sadly, there is not...
Warning: Contains cursing, violence, vomiting, mild to moderate sexual situations, and the occasional reference to yaoi/ slash/ BL.
Belle Fleur
Chapter three- Badger
"Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance." -William Shakespeare
"Roxy! Hey Roxy, wait up! Stop ignoring me yo!" Toad's voice called from behind me. Getting bored of his desperate cries for attention, I finally stopped walking, only to have him run strait into my back, causing the both of us to fall to the ground.
"I do what you ask, and you run into me? What the fuck, Toad?" I growled out as I turned around to see the mutant on top of me. "You so better have a good excuse, or I swear, I will kill you."
"Sorry, yo. But Lance told me to find you, apparently he has a date with Kitty and needs help picking out his clothes." Toad tried to defend himself as he slowly climbed off of me. "So don't kill the messenger."
"What time is his date?" I asked with an irritated sigh.
"Like four or some shit." Toad shrugged. He really was useful....
"Tell him I'll be home at like three. I gotsta go to the library." I said boredly as I continued to my destination, only to hear a pair of feet bouncing behind me, "Do you ever walk like a normal person?"
"Not when I'm trying to chase people, do you know how fast you walk, yo?" Slowing down to a normal walk I heard as his hops turned into footsteps "Why you gotta go there anyway? Not even the X geeks go to the library."
"I'm meeting up with the German kid, we've got to work on some bull shit essay." It was at this point that we reached the entrance to the library.
"Whatever, yo. Have fun with the elf." And he was gone. Well isn't he a nice friend. Just abandon me, why don't you? Fuck Toad, I'll get him back later. I'll take his pie. It's my pie now.
"Roxy, are you alright?" Looking up quickly I noticed Kurt standing next to me and waving a hand in front of my face. "You have been standing zhere, staring vor vive minutes."
"Yeah, just contemplating ways to attract a nargle."And with that, I headed into the library.
"So about the essay."
"I actually find it rather tedious and boring, but I think that with the right font, we can make it damn sexy." I nodded as we sat down at a table. It was then that I stopped being normal, obnoxious Roxy, and became a super student. But it was only fifteen minutes into our study session that I noticed a familiar blur zipping through the shadows around us. Half paying attention to Kurt and half paying attention to the blur I watched as he circled us at a speed probably faster than the flash. Damn second generations...
"So zhen I think we should mention how Hamlet vanted to go back to school right after his fazher's funeral." Kurt attempted to keep my attention on the project, and not on the blur, that he did not even seem to notice.
"Um, yeah, hold on a minute." I said before I turned around, "I swear to god, Pietro, if you do not leave, I will kill you in your sleep."
Now walking at a normal pace, Pietro walked out from behind a bookcase, as if he had been standing there the entire time, "So violent,"
"Why are you even here?" I asked as I rolled my eyes. Really, couldn't I get five minutes without the Brotherhood boys?
"Todd mentioned you coming to the library, and seeing as how you don't seem to care too much about your grades, I came to make sure you were ok." Yeah, he never saw me doing homework at four in the morning because I couldn't fall asleep.
"I'm fine." I stated as if talking to a worried parent, "Go home and make fun of Lance for me." And with a rushed good bye, Pietro was gone. Thank Kira.
"So, um, you are friends with the Brozherhood boys?" Kurt asked with a nervous stutter in his voice that only managed to make his accent stronger. Maybe I should make him nervous more often. Screw Hawaii, I'm moving to Germany.
"So, you're a mutant?" I shrugged with a cocky smirk planted on my face as I leaned back in my chair.
"V- vhat?!"
"Oh, sorry, I thought we were pointing out the obvious." I said as I tried to keep my chuckles in, which was a very hard task.
"Bat how did you know?" Kurt asked in a hushed voice, as if there was anybody else in the library.
"I"m psychic." I said as if it was the most logical thing on the planet.
"Really?!"
"No, but my dad is." I said as I shook my head as if to further prove my point.
"Oh mein Gott, are you insane?"
"It would explain the voices..." I stated with a far off look in my eyes before I snapped back to reality and looked around the library quickly to make sure that nobody was trying to break into the inner workings of my barely functioning brain.
"So is zhat vhy you guys moved here, because ov all ov the other mutants?" Kurt asked with a curious face. Fuck, now I need to make up an elaborate back story....
"No, he actually refuses to admit he is a mutant, so he was pissed when he found out that our next door neighbors were a boarding house full of mutants who had regular battles with an institute full of mutants that were in city limits." I should honestly become an actor. Like for real. I should move to Hollywood. Then I could make it big, Oh shit, Kurt was talking!
"So vas it the Broverhood zhat told you?" He asked with obvious agitation towards the Brotherhood.
"Not Really." Noticing his confused look I continued to lie through my teeth, "We actually moved here like a week ago, but my dad wanted us to settle in before I started school. So the night before I started school, I went to take the garbage out. And as luck would have it I noticed out neighbors fighting some weird ass people in spandex. So the next morning I confronted them about it and they proceeded to give me a ride to school and tell me all about the X men." God, I am good.
"Oh so you know about me being..." He trailed off, as if he was uncomfortable about the subject.
"Blue, fuzzy and elf like? Yeah, just a bit." I shrugged. Kurt seemed deep in thought for a minute before he snapped out of it.
"So you are pretty close vith the Broverhood?" He asked with a calculating look.
"They pretty much stalk me, does that count?" I asked with mildly widened eyes.
"Have you seen a girl around zhier house? Zhey got a new recruit und Kitty can't pry the invormation vrom Lance. And Cerebro can't locate her. It's so vierd." He finished off his mini rant. Seriously, nobody could find me? Sweet.
"I don't know, I have only been in the house once, and I haven't even seen any traces of a girl living there. But they have mentioned some creepy blue chick, is that who you're looking for?" I asked with a fake confused look on my face. I wonder if the fat asses ate my food..... Wait, must concentrate on lying!
"No, zhat is Mystique." He said with a small smile on his face. "She can shape shift and has blue skin. Really scary lady. But the girl ve are looking vor has black hair and ve zink she can control shadows." Well at least they got that right.
"Oh, ok. Sorry, I haven't seen or heard about her." Noticing that it was getting close to three and I had to get home, or else Lance would go all pms'y on me, and guys should never pms. "So about the Lion King thing..."
"Honestly, I have never seen the Lion King." Kurt admitted with the lightest blush on his face as he looked down at the suddenly interesting table.
"Oh, well I have it on DVD, so why don't we meet up tomorrow at your house and watch it?" I asked with a smile, already three steps ahead of him so that he could not refuse my offer.
"My house? Vhy not yours?" He asked in a shocked voice. By this point I was already starting to clean up my papers and such and slowly making my way towards the door.
"I don't have a TV!" I giggled lightly before continuing, "And don't worry, the Proff won't mind me!" And with that I ran out the door. And before Kurt could even attempt to get outside, I had already ran behind the side of the building, and ported to the darkest corner of some random department store. Looking around quickly, I made sure that nobody had seen me. As quickly as possible I made a bee- line towards the movie section and picked up a copy of the Lion King, before heading back to my corner and teleporting back to the house
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"Where the hell have you been?!" An angry voice bellowed as soon as I appeared in the house.
"Getting closer to the X- men, and getting into their house, you know, something you told me to do!" I yelled back at the angry hormonal teen in front of me.
"Fine, but help me pick out an outfit, I gotta leave soon." And with that, Lance lead me upstairs to his bed room where piles of clothes were scattered every where. "That pile is clean, that pile is dirty, that is looks clean, but smells dirty, and that is looks dirty but smells clean."
"How nice. Hold on a minute." It was then that I left the room and entered the room across the hallway from my own, where Pietro was lounging on his bed. "Come on Fag- a- douche, you're helping me make Lance look pretty. And bring all your sowing shit." In the past few nights, when sleep had eluded me, I found it relaxing to go through the boys things. It was then that I learned that Lance had a journal where he really only talked about Kitty, Toad wanted to learn how to dance, Pietro liked to sow, and Freddie had a fridge underneath his bed. A bit disturbing? No, snooping is perfectly normal as long as you don't go through a girl's bras or fuck with guys supply of condoms. Cos if either went missing, some bad shit would go down. Especially if yo got rid of both at the same time.
In a matter of two minutes after leading Pietro into Lance's room, Lance had an entirely new outfit on, his hair done, and note cards in his hands on what not to say.
"What the-" Needless to say, Lance was incredibly confused.
"Now that you look pretty, go and make the pretty Kitty swoon over you!" I yelled as I attempted to push him out his bedroom door.
"What the hell?" Was all he could muster to say.
"Lance, I swear to god, if you don't go and pick her up soon, I'll transport you to her front door. Doesn't that sound like fun?" Next thing I knew, I could hear a car engine start and I saw his car drive in the direction of the institute.
"I love me."
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"So Roxy, do you need a ride to my house today?" Kurt asked as he sat in his desk in English class.
"Naw, Lance is giving me a ride, something about seeing a pretty Kitty." I shrugged before smiling brightly as the german boy in front of me.
"How close are you guys?" he asked as he averted his eyes from me, something I am starting to realize that he does when he doesn't want to talk about something.
"I'd say pretty close. Why?" I asked with a raised eyebrow.
"You do know that vith our conditions, they are not the good guys." Kurt finally managed to say as he looked back at me.
"I know, but when they're not at school, they are a lot different. They seem like douches, but from what I've seen, they are there for each other. Like last night, for Lance's date. Toad came to tell me about it, not even to make fun of him but to get my help, Pietro made him a new outfit, and Fred picked out the nicest restaurant that he could afford. And from how I've seen Kitty swooning in the hallway, she appreciated it." I said with a shrug, and the strangest thing was that that was all the truth.
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"So you know X can read minds too, and he's a lot better at it than Jean, right?" Lance asked as his jeep began to get closer to the institute. That was such a bad name for the place. Made it sound like it was a mental hospital or something.
"Don't worry, I can handle the Proff." I said as I rolled my eyes at him. Honestly, in the week and a half I have been here, and I have already saved his ass like three times. Can't he trust me?
"Whatever, we're here." He sighed deeply as he put his car into park.
"Now don't forget to compliment Kitty on her skirt." I said with a wide smile.
"But she wore pants to school." Lance said as he scrunched up his eyebrows in confusion.
"Yeah, and knowing that you were coming over, she got changed into a skirt. Ah- hur!" I said with a stupid look on my face as I hopped out of the car and headed towards the front door of the institute.
"How do you know that?" Lance asked as he came up behind me.
"I'm a girl." I said as I opened the front door. Looking around the foyer. It was big and had really high ceilings, and lots of light. "God it's bright in-"
'Miss Fleur, we were expecting you. If you wouldn't mind, please head strait up the staircase and take a right." A gentle voice spoke inside my head. Looking around I finally realized what was going on and headed towards the stairs.
"Roxy, where are you going?" Lance asked as if I was stupid.
"Just following the voices in my head." I said as if it was an obvious thing.
"Do you think that's a good idea?" He asked as he began to follow me up the stairs.
"Stay here. The voices have never been wrong before." And with that I continued to follow the voice until it told me to enter a room through two large oak doors. Inside was a medium sized office with a large desk in the center. Behind it sat a familiar bald man.
"Hey Proff, I see you still haven't taken my advice to get a wig." I said as I took a seat in one of the lounge chairs in the room.
"You know Roxy, I was surprised when you showed up on Cerebro's scan. Even more so when the kids said that you helped the Brotherhood." The Professor said as he leaned forward on his hands that were locked together in front of him.
"Yeah, stuff happens. You know that Proff." I shrugged lazily.
"But I do need to know, what exactly are your intentions with Kurt?" He asked as he moved slightly which caused his head to get in the way of the sun light, which caused it to appear even shinier. I did not think that was possible.
"I have no intentions except to work on a project."
"Then why haven't you told him who you really are?" He asked with a slight smirk. Cocky bastard.
"Maybe I want to be normal for once. To make Fleur and Roxy different people, like how Nightcrawler and Kurt are different people." I said in a serious voice. I was getting really bored with dealing with other mutants. Maybe I will move to Hawaii..... Wait, no. Germany.
"For the moment I will ignore the fact that you dislike being normal, but-" Professor x began before the door behind me slammed open.
"Chuck, I need you to-" I was at this point that the angry voice noticed me, resulting in his anamalistic growl of a single pronoun, "You!"
"Hey there Badger!" I chirped happily as I ported on top of the bookcase just as a set of claws swung at me.
"I see you can control your powers better." Charles observed, mostly to himself.
"Yeah, but I still port in my sleep sometimes." I said quickly as I ported away from Wolverine once again.
"Logan, that is enough." The Professor said as he wheeled out from behind his desk, "She is not here to fight."
"Seriously dude." Porting back to my chair I concentrated for a minuted before my hair and eyes transformed back to normal.
"You may go now Roxy, Kurt is downstairs in the kitchen." The Professor said as he began to wheel out of the room before stopping and looking back at me "The offer I gave you last year still stands."
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"Hey Kurt." I said cheerfully as I entered the kitchen. Inside there was a girl from my science class, a boy who always competed with Pietro in gym, and a tall African American woman with long white hair and sharp blue eyes.
"Oh, zhere you are!" Kurt said as he picked a soda up from the counter only to have the blonde from science to take it from him.
"I gotta go blue boy, I'll see you at dinner." And with that she headed towards the door, only to have me take the drink from her hand as she passed me.
"Zhat vas Tabitha." Kurt said as he pointed to the girl leaving. "And zhis Evan and zhis is Ororo"
"Nice to meet you both. Now, come on Kurt. I have to be home ion time for dinner."
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We were in the recreation room, watching the movie along with about ten other kids, only three of which I knew. Kitty, Lance, and Tabitha. Fun, right? Not really, but the movie was almost over, so that was a good thing.
"Movies done!" The youngest kid in the group yelled as he jumped up only to fall back down. By the time he stood back up, there were three of him.
"That's wicked!" I giggled as two of the boy phased back into him.
"Yeah, here's your movie." One of the others whose name escaped me, though I did know he could make ice, said as he handed me the DVD out of the player.
"Ok Roxy, let's go up to my room to vinish vorking on the project." Kurt said as he stoop up and headed towards the staircase.
"Coolio, I get to see your lair." I said as I jumped off the couch and followed the German who is sometimes fuzzy. Speaking of which.... "How are you not blue?"
"Vhat?" Kurt asked as he turned around quickly.
"Well, you know, you're all blue and fuzzy and have a tail. How the hell are you hiding that?" I asked with a raised eyebrow. I'm sure that if I asked Toad he would gladly tell me. But he makes me dizzy with all the hopping he does, so I'll ask the source.
"Oh, my image inducer!" Kurt said as he pointed to his watch. I just push this button and I turn back to normal, and this button to turn to what the world thinks is normal."
"Cool, can I see fuzzy you?" I asked with a bright smile on my face. He, on the other hand, looked nervous. Not like it's a big deal, I've seen him in Fuzzy Lumpkins mode, I just wanted to see how much he trusted me.
"You sure you von't run away?" He asked as he looked down at the ground. Looking back up quickly to see my nod, he tuned to his watch and hit the first button that he showed me. In under a second there was a fuzzy blue man with pointy ears and fangs, three fingers on each hand, who stood on his feet like the were haunches, and had a tail. That is just sweet.
"That is so unfair!" I whined with a pout on my face as he continued to lead me to his bed room. "I want a tail!"
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"So then I was all like-" It was then that "The Bad Touch" by The Bloodhound Gang started playing from my pocket. Looking at the front screen I saw that it was Lance, flipping it open I answered with a casual "Yellow?"
"Yeah, I'm heading out. Meet me in my Jeep?" He asked as I heard a car door shut.
"Totally, see you there." I then hung up quickly and threw my stuff in my bag. "gotta go blue boy, see you tomorrow in class."
"Vhat about the essay?" Kurt asked
"Oh, here!" I said as I threw three pages at his face. "I did it two nights ago!" And with that I ran down the staircase, where I ran strait into a person.
"Hey, you're blue boy's friend, right?" A perky voice asked from in front of my. Looking up I saw that it was the girl that Kurt had said was Tabitha.
"Well most people call me Roxy, but yeah." I said with a shrug. Looking around the room really fast I saw Logan leaning against a wall in the shadows glaring daggers at me. With an angry growl he walked across the room to the staircase, watching me the entire way.
"Don't worry about him. Logan is just a grouchy guy." Tabitha said as she rolled her eyes at the large male who had disappeared down a hallway.
"If you really wanna piss him off, call him Badger." It was then that I heard a car horn and headed out of the door with a simple "Bye" to Tabitha.
So I talked to my sister on the phone for like fifty hours the other day, and she just got two kittens. And the one's name is Roxy. Funny, huh? She also got another pug, who's name is Rose, which is funny cos I was going to make Roxy's last name Rose to explain the whole Fleur thing. But I figured that that would be too much like the whole Danny Phantom/ Fenton thing.
Notice I still want pie? And do I have any? No.
Oh, you know the bullshit essay they're going on Hamlet/The Lion King? I had to do that this year.I think I failed it....
Oh and the next chapter is when I actually get into the plot of the show. Bada-bing Bada-boom is one of my four favorite episodes. I love Tabby....
So honestly, while writing the first chapter of this I came up with Fleur like an hour before I came up with Roxy. If you can guess where I got Fleur from I swear to Kira, I will somehow make a reference to, or make a character of, you.
Please Review, it makes me happy on the inside...