AN: So I wrote half of this chapter with sleeping pills coursing through my system. But if it wasn't for Kiwi, then this probably wouldn't have been up for another week.

Disclaimer: I do not own X men Evolutions, or any of the characters. I do in fact own Roxy. So suck it!

Warning: Contains cursing, violence, vomiting, mild to moderate sexual situations, and the occasional reference to yaoi/ slash/ BL.

Belle Fleur

Chapter four- Angst Muffins

"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." -Winston Churchill

"Tweet tweet."

"Kaw."

"Tweet."

Those were the noises I woke up to. Looking around quickly I saw that I was laying in a tree in the middle of what appeared to be a dense forest. This was defiantly, not where I fell asleep. Looking down at my watch I saw that it was close to the time that the Brotherhood boys would leave for school. Crap.

Concentrating as quickly as I could, I closed my eyes and waited for all the excess light around me to disappear and then reappear. Once there was light again I opened my eyes and saw that I was once again in my room. And that's when I heard a new string of noises.

-Thump—Thump—Bang-"OW!"-Thumpthumpthumpthump-

"Aw man, he's at it again!" I could distinctly hear Fred call from downstairs.

It was at this point in my day where I decided, against my better judgment, to go and see what the noises were coming from. Opening my door I saw Toad perched against the wall that was perpendicular to the staircase and hopping towards the door that I had never seen open. Once he got close enough, he jumped on the door, only to be thrown backwards with a grunt and fall back down the stairs.

"What the hell is he doing?" I asked as I teleported to the bottom of the staircase where the other three mutants were. It was at this time that Toad hopped back upstairs and crashed into the door again. Only this time, Fred was waiting on the stairs and caught him with one arm, holding him upside down, and preventing him from falling.

"That door's gotta be made out of adamantium or something." Toad said angrily, and yet a smirk could still be seen on his upside down face.

"Hey, knock it off Toad. Not that I like ya or nothing, but I don't want to see you get hurt." Fred said as he carried him down the stairs to where Lance, Pietro, and I were standing.

"Yeah, what will happen when Mystique shows up and sees that you busted into her room?" Pietro asked with a raised eyebrow as he leaned down to where Toad's face was dangling.

"She aint comin back, yo. So let's see if she left any cash lying around." Toad said as he began to wiggle out of Fred's grasp, only to be thrown into the wall next the door. Leaving a large dent around the shape of Toad's body. "That you're final answers?"

"See you Einsteins, I'm going to school." Lance said as he headed out the door, book bag over one shoulder.

"Me too!" Toad yelled as he hopped out of his hole in the wall, "For my own safety."

"So what the fuck just happened?" I asked as I looked at the last two remaining men in the room. Fred merely shrugged before he too headed out to the car.

"Ever since Mystique left Toad has been trying to break into her room to see if she left any cash." Pietro explained as he walked closer to me, "Where were you sweets? I went to wake you up this morning, and you weren't there."

"Oh, didn't I tell you guys?" I asked as I tilted my head to the side, seeing Pietro shake his head, I continued, "Sometimes I teleport in my sleep. Like this morning I woke up in the woods."

"Ok, well I'm going to go catch up with Lance, you coming?" It was at this point that Pietro smirked while turning his back on me, "I can give you a piggy back ride if you want."

"No, I've got to get ready for school. I'll just port there or something." I shrugged while heading up the stairs.

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"Shit! Mother fucking douche monkey on a stick!" I yelled as I quickly got dressed into the first thing I could find in my small bag of clothes. See, when I went upstairs to get ready for school, I ended up falling asleep. For a good few hours. And now I had missed the first half of the school day, so I was running around like a maniac trying to get ready for school.

After I was fully dressed, I ported into the kitchen to look for something to eat on my way to school. Seeing all the comports were empty, and a few missing doors, I gave up on my search for food and ported into the boys bathroom in the history hallway. Looking around I saw that I was alone, and calmly walked out of the filthy excuse for a bathroom.

"Roxy!" A loud booming voice called from the other side of the hallway. Looking up I saw that it was the human wrecking ball, Fred. "Where have you been? Pietro's been freaking out cos you missed gym."

"I was sleeping, what period is it anyway?" I asked as I began to follow him down the hallway.

"Lunch, but I gotta go get Toad, Principle Kelly caught him trying to ditch, so he's stuck in detention." Fred said as he turned right down the next hallway, which led to detention, while I took a left, heading to the cafeteria. Walking into the room I saw Kurt talking to Scott and Tabitha, Jean sitting with the douche from my English class, and Lance over at a soda machine. Instantly taking the most enjoyable course of action, I headed over to the line of vending machines.

"Hey Lancey-kins." I said in my sweetest voice as I slid to stand in front of him, effectively blocking his view of the soda machine.

"What?" He asked as he tried pushing me away, only to have me latch on to the arm that tried to move me.

"Buy me lunch."

"Why should I?" He asked with a scowl firmly set on his face.

"Cos I got the house money, and I made you have an epic date with Kitty." I said with a deadly undertone in my voice, that caused him to take a step backwards.

"Yeah well, we spent all the money you got us on food and Fred ate it all, hence why I am forced to steal a soda." He said before he extended his hand towards the soda machine and made it rumble until a single soda fell out. "If you want, I can get you a soda."

"A soda is not lunch. But sure, whatever." I shrugged, and it was at this point that he made it rumble and a soda flew into my hand. "Thanks."

"Nice technique." Tabitha said as she made a small sphere appear in her right hand before placing it in the slot that you are supposed to put change into. In less than a minute, about twenty sodas and a shit load of change came flying out of the bottom of the machine. Looking up from the mass of quarters and dimes, I saw Tabitha drinking from one of the sodas that had not exploded when it came out of the machine. "What do you think of mine?"

"Breaking rules and appliances. You'd fit right in at our place." Lance complimented her as she took a rather long swig of the soda.

"Yeah?" She asked with a look of excitement in her eyes before it turned to sarcasm, "Like I'd want to." And with that she turned around and headed towards the staircase. Just before she reached them she threw her empty can into the trash can that was across the hallway.

"Haha, burn!" I yelled as I bent down and began to pick up enough quarters to buy lunch. "Later loser."

It was at this point that I headed over to the lunch line that I had heard so much about. From what I have seen and heard, the only half decent thing to eat is a cheese burger with a side of tater tots. Everything else was supposedly poisoned or disgusting.

"Hey sweets, you missed gym." A smooth voice purred into my ear as an arm slithered around my waist.

"Hey Pietro, what are you up to?" I asked casually, not really bothered by his show of affection.

"Buying lunch, it's typically what people do in a lunch line." He said with a chuckle as he pulled me closer to him, "Why weren't you in gym?"

"I was sleeping, duh." I said as if it was obvious. It was then that something hit me, "Where did you get lunch money from?"

"Oh, I stole it from Evan when he wasn't paying attention." He shrugged lazily while grabbing a cheese burger for himself while I grabbed one for me.

"You should join the track team." I said in an off handish way.

"Naw, basketball is more my sport." He said as we both paid and made our way towards the door leading to the alley in the back of the school where the dumpsters were, his arm still around my waist. That is, until we were interrupted.

"Pietro!" A loud voice boomed from behind us. Turning back slowly I saw the boy from the kitchen yesterday,

"Can I help you? If you can't tell, I'm kinda busy." He said as he nodded towards me with his head, as both of his hands were occupied.

"You stole my money!' the boy who I was now thinking was Evan accused. Yeah, I think Fuzzy Lumpkins said he was Evan.... He really needs to get a new hair cut.

"What makes you think I would take your money?" Pietro asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Because everybody knows that after Mystique left the Brotherhood has no money, how else would you pay for your lunch unless you stole the money?" Evan asked as he approached the two of us in what was supposed to be a threatening manner.

"Maybe it was the fact that Tabitha made a soda machine go 'boom' and now change is lying all over the place." I said in a nonchalant way as I pointed towards said destroyed machine.

"Whatever," Evan mumbled darkly before storming off to his lunch table.

"Someone's been eating their angst muffins today." I said under my breathe as we continued on our way outside.

"What?" Pietro asked with a chuckle as he looked at me as if I had grown another head. But even that shouldn't surprise him, I mean, we are mutants and such.

"Angst muffins! Lance eats them too, it's what makes them all angsty. It's also what makes it sound like they're constipated when they use their powers, but that's another story." I said as if it was obvious.

"Hey Rox, your lover boy is looking for you." Lance said as he walked out through the same door we had just used. "Something about Hamlet."

"Oh, Fuzzy Lumpkins wants me? My heart flutters at the possibilities!" I said with a girlish giggle as I skipped back into the cafeteria and over to Kurt's table. Seeing as he had his back to be, I decided to sneak up on him. As quietly as I could, I made my way towards him. Once close enough I lightly wrapped my arms around his neck and ducked just enough so my lips were at his ear. "So a little birdy tells me that yo wanted to see me."

"J-ja!" He managed to stutter out and instantly I could feel the heat radiating from his face. "I just vanted to know vhen you had time to vrite zhe essay?"

"Oh, you see. I don't sleep often, so I tend to do lots of stuff at night. Like essays that aren't due for a week." I said with a light shrug. "So are you going to the fair tonight?"

"N-no, Tabitha and I are grounded." He said as he tried to take a drink of his soda only to spit some of it back up when I breathed lightly on the shell of his ear. God, I love fucking with Kurt...

"Aw, what for?" I asked as a fake pout formed on my lips.

"For Tabitha trying to kill him this morning." Scott said in an angry voice as he stabbed a tatter tot violently with a spoon. Maybe if he used the right utensil he wouldn't have to stab it so violently...

"Hey guys. Duncan had to talk to his coach so figured I'd come sit with you guys." Jean said as she placed her tray on the table. Instantly I could feel the familiar buzzing sensation in the back of my head.

"Could you kindly remove yourself from my mind?" I asked as I raised my eyes to glare at the red head. And the feeling went away. "You know, you tend to be in my head a lot."

"I just find it weird that the day after we fight a new mutant, you show up. And the fact that you knew we were mutants is even stranger." Jean said as she glared right back at me.

"Well if you paid attention, I saw you douches fighting. Yeah, really should try to do that in a less obvious place. Also, do I look like I'd hurt someone? I'm more likely to seduce them." I said as my one hand slowly ran itself down Kurt's chest, only causing his face to heat up even more. "Well I gotta go. See you later Blue." I said as I removed myself from the fuzzy man's body, and began walking away, hips swaying in a way that I knew made both Kurt and Scott stare.

"Chicks dig da fuzzy dude." I could barely hear Kurt say before I headed back outside.

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"I'm telling you guys, this chick was so not like the rest of the X geeks." Lance said as he tried to keep all of our attention. See school had just gotten out and it was Friday, so needless to say, we were all trying to relax in the living room. But apparently Lance had eaten one too many Angst muffins and forgot the meaning of the work relax.

"Yeah, that's cos Tabitha isn't like them." I said boredly as I moved closer to Pietro on the couch.

"You know her?" Lance asked as he began to pace the room.

"Yeah, she's in my Chem class." I shrugged lazily. "Toad should know her too seeing as how she made his experiment blow up today."

"So I didn't fuck up?!" Toad asked as he bounced off of the top of the television.

"So if she;s not like them, then how come she won't come with us?" Lance asked me.

"Ignoring the opportunity for a sexual comment. But it's probably like me, I don't do well with people telling me where I should go, but if I need a bed, I'll go anywhere." I said with a shrug as I slowly drew pictures on Pietro's arm.

"Yeah, well she can get us some money. Trust me, I've seen her destroy a soda machine with barely using her powers." Lance said.

"So? Roxy can just use her powers to get us some money like last time." Pietro said as he rubbed his hand on my back lightly.

"Fuck that, I'm not doing anything for you bitches again. I got us a good five hundred dollars, and you guys waist it on food, then eat it all before I get any? Like hell I'm using any energy to get you douches money." I grumbled as a pout erupted on my face.

"Whatever, I'm, going to the fair, anybody coming with me?" Lance asked as he headed towards the door, only having Fred get up to follow him.

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"Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket. Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it-"

"Moshi- moshi." I said boredly into my phone as I picked up without even looking at the caller id.

"Hey, can you get you and Toad down here now?" Lance asked from the other side of the phone.

"Toad? Why him? He's pretty much useless." I said with a shrug which then caused Toad to fall off of the fan he had been hanging on.

"Just get down here. Oh and be ready to fight too." And he hung up on me. Fucker.

"Toad get ready, apparently we're fighting." I said with a shrug as I ran upstairs to get changed into something that was comfortable to fight in.

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"So tell me again, why are we just sitting on these destroyed bleachers?" I asked as I leaned back. I was using my powers to make the room a bit darker so that it was more comfortable, and I wasn't focusing enough to keep my hair and eyes normal, so if any X geeks showed up, we'd be good to go.

"That's why." Avalanche said as he pointed to Toad who hopped up on the bleachers next to me, a large bag in his hands. Only to have Tabitha and an older man run in after him. "So what do you think of my technique now, Tabby?"

"Unimpressed." She said as she rolled her eyes and began to walk away before the man pulled her back.

"Get it back, use your powers!" He commanded as he pointed towards the four of us. It was then that a blast of red shot through the wall next to Tabitha and the man. And in entered Cyclops, Jean, and Spyke. And of course, Nightcrawler then teleported in.

"Anybody here seen a lost bag of cash?" Cyclops asked as he looked at all the inhabitants of the room through his visor of death.

"What are you guys doing here?" Tabitha said as she pulled away from the man's grip.

"Looking to get hurt, that's what!" Avalanche said as he made the entire room shake.

"Well I got the mula." Toad said as he began to hop away.

"Oh no you don't!" It was at this time that Jean lifted him into the air and flung him so Cyclops could grab onto the bag of money and throw it somewhere which left Toad flying Deeming that his I would be sad if he died, I teleported to where he was mid air and caught him before teleporting back to the ground.

"You are so fucking lucky slimy guy." I said as I placed him on the ground. Looking up I saw the man grab the bad and run towards the stairs that led to the roof.

"I'll get him!" Cyclops yelled as he began to run towards the door.

"No I will!" Tabitha objected as she pushed Cyclops out of the way and ran up the stairs.

"Well that was boring." I said with a shrug as I sat back down on the bleachers. "Can I go home now?"

"No, we need you here for an easy get away." Avalanche said in his angsty voice.

"I already told you bitches, I'm not helping you after you ate all my mother fucking food." I said with a pout. "I might even join the X geeks."

"Like the Professor would even let you join the institute." Cyclops said as he turned his back on me.

"Please, he offered me a spot on the team before he ever even finished building the institute." I said as I rolled my eyes. Looking up I saw the four people in spandex staring staring me, "What, he never told you that? Did he tell you that Cerebro did pick up on my signature but he figured that sending you all out to find me was useless because he knew I could defeat you?"

And at this lovey interval in time, the ceiling began to cave in. So Nightcrawler, being the fuzzy guy that he is, teleported to Tabitha and the man, and teleported them back to the ground safely. Only to have the man push Nightcrawler to the ground and begin to run out the doors.

"Dad, no!" Tabitha screams as she chased the man who is apparently her dad out the door. And it was at this point that we heard police sirens.

"Get us out of here!" Avalanche yelled as he ran towards me. Meh, I guess I'll save their asses, just this one time though! Plus, they'll pass out, and that's always fun!

"All hands on the fat ass!" I yelled happily as I teleported on top of Blob. Looking down I saw that Avalanche and Toad were holding onto one of his arms. Using up most of my energy I mad a ball of darkness surround us and once the darkness was gone, we were in the living room of the Brotherhood house. Looking down I saw that Lance and Fred were both passed out, while Toad just looked dizzy.

"Have fun?" Pietro asked as he lounged on the couch.

"You know it."

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"Pietro, I swear to god if you don't give me that soda I will hurt you!" I yelled while jumping on his back as I tried to get to the soda.

"Why do you want it so bad?" he asked with a raised eyebrow as he held it out of my reach.

"Because, unlike yourself, I have been doing shit tonight, and the town just shut our water off, so I am fucking thirsty!" I yelled angrily as I fought him forming a ball of shadows in my hand as my hair slowly darkened along with my eyes.

"I'll give it to you if you give me a kiss." He said with a smirk on his face.

"You are such a douc-" I cut myself off after hearing a female voice.

"Hey there. Oh, dieing of thirst!" It was at this point that Pietro ran into the hallway, me on his back, only to see Tabitha heading towards the staircase, book bag and water bottle in hand. "I need a place to crash. Rooms upstairs?" Fred, who was still out of it from the teleportation merely nodded.

"Go stop her!" Pietro whisper yelled to Fred once Tabitha was half way up the staircase.

"You go stop her!" Fred whispered back.

"Yeah, don't she know? No chicks allowed in the Brotherhood house." Toad said before he noticed my glare, "Yeah, well you're less likely to blow me up in my sleep. So you're cool."

"I feel so honored." I said as I rolled my eyes,

"Hey! This one's locked!" We cold all hear Tabitha say.

"Oh no!" Fred yelled just as Pietro ducked and we heard a small explosion. Toad quickly began hopping up the stairs, and as soon as Pietro recovered he ran the two of us up, and the two others slowly followed us up.

"Hm, not too bad. I guess this will do." Tabitha said after throwing her bag on the bed, before heading back over to the door, "So, stay out of my room!"

"What the hell?" Pietro growled before running back downstairs. "So, about that kiss?"

"Bye!" I yelled as I teleported myself into Tabitha's room. "Hi!"

"I though I said to stay out of my room." Tabitha said, no actual anger in her voice as she looked over at me.

"Yeah, I don't take instructions well." I shrugged as I made my hair and eyes go back to normal.

"Oh, so Jean was right about you!" Tabby yelled as she jumped on the bed with me.

"Yeah, but the X geeks can't know, so we gotta keep it on the down low." I said with a mischievous smirk on my face.

"Do you see any cash lying around in there, yo?!" We could distinctly hear Toad yell from outside the door.

"Can I blow him up?" Tabby asked as she made a small bomb in her hand.

"What ever floats your boat." I shrugged before teleporting into my bed room where I could hear the sound of an explosion go off in the hall way before hearing Toad scream as he tumbled down the stairs.

So did I tell you guys that I finally got my pie? It was dutch apple and super sexy!
Oh and did I mention that technically I am a mutant, minus the cool powers. I am autosomal resesive ocular albino which is a mutation off of the gene that makes people ocular albino. Want to know what the mutation does? It basically makes it so girls have the ability to be ocular albino. Fun times.
And I'm being eaten alive by mosquitoes. And apparently half of my bites are actually spider bites. So if I stop updating then it means that either the spiders are poisonous and I'm dead, or the spiders are radioactive and I'm off fighting crime.

Please review because it makes me happy on the inside!