AN: So I feel like a horrible human being right now. I told one of you (I would say who, but my computer hates me and won't let me into my inbox so I don't remember who it was, sorry!) that I would have this finished last Monday. And now it's almost two weeks late. But you know, first week of senior year, easy right? No. I have more homework then I have ever had, it's not even funny. And on top of all that I fucked up my back so I'm going to the chiropractor like every other day to get it reallighned. So that's fun. Oh, and I think I made up words as I wrote this chapter. And not even on purpose. So you can have fun with that.
Disclaimer: I do not own X men Evolutions, or any of the characters. I do in fact own Roxy. So suck it!
Warning: Contains cursing, violence, vomiting, mild to moderate sexual situations, and the occasional reference to yaoi/ slash/ BL.
Belle Fleur
Chapter five- Detention
"If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door." -Paul Beatty
So have I ever mentioned how much I hate school? A lot. It's not so much the fact that I hate being in classes and doing work. Honestly, that shit is what keeps me sane most of the time. But I hate people. And even more, I hate it when people disturb what I am doing.
"Yes, our girls had a winning soccer season." Shut the fuck up Kelly, nobody likes you. "They thought like a team, they played like a team, and they respected each other as team mates."
"You ok? You seem a little tense." A calm voice whispered in my ear. Looking up I saw that Pietro had occupied the seat to my right with Tabby to his right, then Lance to her's. Looking to my left I saw Toad with Fred to his left. Well damn.
"Yeah, just hate this douche." I whispered back as we leaned closer in order to have an actual conversation.
"Any particular reason?" Pietro asked with his normal cocky smirk on his face. He is so lucky that I don't feel violent today, or else he wouldn't be smirking for much longer.
"Yes, the fucking bitch gave me detention for a mother fucking week!" I whisper yelled angrily as I flailed my arms around.
"And it's those teammates who unanimously voted their choice for this year's most valuable player, Jean Grey!" And it was at this point in time that everybody began cheering for Miss Rainbowsoutmyass.
"What did you do, yo?" I could barely hear Toad ask over all the loud students.
"I tried ditching class to go find some breakfast cos you know, I haven't eaten in like a week, and Miss Goody-two-shoes up there caught me and turned me over to Kelly." I said with a light pout on my lips.
"A week, just for that?" Tabitha asked as if she was insulted by the length of time.
"Yeah, he usually just gives us a lunch detention for that." Lance finally chimed in as he ripped his eyes away from Kitty.
"I might have also cursed him out." I said as if I just remembered the fact.
"Smooth." Was all I got from Pietro before he put his arm around my shoulders and pulled me as close as he could in the annoying chairs of the school's auditorium. It seems that even if he expressed no interest in it, he has taken the role as my boyfriend. Now if only I wanted one....
And it was at this time that I felt an annoying buzzing in the back of my head. Looking up I saw Jean looking around the auditorium with a worried expression on her face.
'What? I'm not even doing anything this time!' I yelled at her in my mind. That should teach the bitch.
"S-stop it! I can't even hear myself think!" Jean called out before falling on the table behind her that contained the other trophies.
'Get out of my head and you'll be able to hear yourself better.' I said with an internal pout.
"Ok, Jean has lost it, my goal for the day has been completed." I said as I stood up to leave the room only to have the rest of the Brotherhood follow me. "Let's get to the cafeteria before the assembly is over and everybody else goes."
"Sounds good to me." was all I heard from one of the random people behind me before I felt a hand in mine. I really am going to kill him one day.
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"I'm going to starve to death! I swear to god!" I yelled feebly as I staggered down the hallway with Toad at my side. He was more of a dog than a toad, really. Oh look, my locker! Seeing as how I haven't eaten in a good four days and haven't had anything to drink since last night, I think it was fair to say that I was a bit malnourished. And just a bit scatter brained. I blame Fred though. Any money that we earn he spends on food, then eats it all! What the fuck?
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Pull the nifty little lever and the door opens! Yay, I can open my own locker! It's only taken almost a month!
"Why do you have a gnome in your locker, yo?" Toad asked from the side of my locker.
"His name is Amus and you will treat him with respect!" I yelled angrily as I grab my chemistry book and slam my locker shut.
"Man, you get angry when you're hungry. Don't you?" Toad asked as we turned around to head to class only to come face to face with a certain German who I had managed to not see all day.
"Hello Roxy." Kurt said in that adorable way that he has with his accent and such. "Vhy are you so hungry?"
"Oh, I skipped breakfast and forgot my lunch money at home." I said with a casual shrug. Fuck, Fuzzy Lumpkin's head is a really funny looking....
"I'm sorry." He said as if it was his fault. Which in a way it kinda was. Fucking X men.
"Don't worry, it's not your fault." I tried to reassure him lightly. Bitch.
"Ja, so I vanted to know if you wanted to hang out after school?" He asked as a light blush and a goofy smile covered his face.
"Well I have to spend quality time with Kelly for an hour after school. But after that I'm all yours." I said with a large smile. Maybe I can get some food out of him "So your place?"
"How about yours? Logan seemed pretty mad about you being in zhe house for some reason." He said with a shy smile on his face. Fuck Logan, I want food!
"My dad will know you're a mutant. And he's not so big on letting me be friends with mutants. How about the mall?" I asked with a kind smile.
"Sure! The mall zounds great!" He said a little too excited before he ran down the hallway towards his next class.
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"Good afternoon class. Sorry I am late but the school also has me teaching your gym classes. Speaking of which, where were you today Roxy?" The buffed teacher asked as he sat his books down on his desk.
"Kelly's office." I said with a bored shrug as I continued reading my book.
"What for, if you don't mind me asking?" He asked with a raised eyebrow as both Tabitha and Toad began chuckling at either side of me. Fuck them.
"Ditching." I said boredly before trying to change the subject, "So are you actually teaching today?"
"Yes, today we will be learning how to make stink bombs." And everybody began cheering,
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"I fucking hate stink bombs." I grumbled out angrily as I made my way down the hallway towards the detention class room. It's been like a period and a half and I still smell like Toad. I wonder when his monthly shower is....
"Language, Roxy." An aggravated voice said from behind me, "If I recall correctly, that is why you are here.'
'If I recall correctly, it's because you are a douche.' I mumbled in my mind.
"So what exactly do you do in detention?" I asked as I crossed my arms across my chest.
"Seeing as how I myself do not have enough time to watch after the likes of you, for the next week you will be under the supervision of Mr. McCoy. And if he reports you doing anything you will be suspended." And then he walked away. So where the fuck am I supposed to find Mr. McCoy. I think he's my chemistry teacher! Ha, so I can bitch to him about this smell!
"Mr. McCoy!" I announced my presence loudly as I stormed into the class room.
"You're late." Was all he said from behind a large stack of papers.
"Totally not my fault. I was on my way to the detention room, you know where detention is usually held, and then Kelly was all like 'no, go find McCoy' then he walked away. And I honestly had no clue what your name was, then I remembered that you were the reason why I smelled so bad, so then I had to try to find our class room. Do you know how big this school is?" I asked as I stopped for a breathe of air. "So really, blame Kelly."
"You aren't good at remembering things, are you?" He asked as he finally stopped grading.
"Only names and directions." I said with a shrug as I sat down in a chair in front of him "So what kinds of torture are you going to put me through?'
"Very little. I do not share the same views on discipline as Kelly does. So how about you just run a few errands for me and we'll be good?" He asked me with a sly smirk.
"What do you need of me?" I asked as I leaned as close to him as I could inside my desk as I looked at him as if he was deciding my future.
"Why don't you go to the cafeteria and get us both some food, my treat." He said as he held out a ten dollar bill to me.
"Did I mention that you are by far my favorite teacher?"
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"Hey Blue!" I yelled happily as I hopped out of the school only to see him sitting on the front steps. "When did you get here?"
"Just a minute ago." He said as he stood to face me. "Ready to go?"
"How are we getting there?" I asked as I realized that neither one of us could really drive and it was a pretty far walk.
"The mall is just under two miles vrom here so I can port us zhere." He said as he grabbed my arm an within a few seconds we were in an alley behind the mall. I like my transporting better..... Less likely to blind me! "Are you ok?"
"Yeah, just temporarily blind." I said as my eyes began to adjust and I could finally see the objects around me, "Ok, let's go!"
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"Holy fucking shit, I want a chinchilla!" I announced randomly as Kurt and I walked out of some random ass store.
"Vhat?" I could hear my German companion ask before he broke out into hysterical laughter.
"What? They are so fucking cute! All fuzzy and cute!" I said in my own defense as soon as Kurt began to calm down a bit.
"And since vhen have you liked cute things?" He asked with a raised eye brow.
"I adore cute thing-"
"We've come to be the rulers of you all-!"
"What?"
"Where are you?" A curious voice asked.
"Mall." said curtly.
"Doing what?"
"Things."
"With whom?"
"People."
"Kurt?"
"Yes mother."
"Mother?! Are you kidding me? I wold totally be the father!"
"Got it."
"Are you going to hang up?"
"See you at home."
"Don't you-"
"You have to go home?" A curious German asked from my side.
"Um, yeah. My dad is on his way." I said as I looked at him with apologetic eyes. "And if you want to keep that furry little tale of yours, I suggest porting home as soon as possible."
"I'll see you tomorrow, ja?" He asked with a small smile on his face.
"Of course." I said with a warm smile in return before he walked into the guys bathroom where I could distinctly see a puff of black smoke that indicated that he had in fact left. Following Fuzzy Lumpkin's lead I headed into the girl's room and ported somewhere in to the boarding house. I wasn't really concentrating, so where I ended up was a mystery to me. I just hope I don't end up in the shower while Toad is taking his monthly showers. That would be hell.
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When I landed in my final destination, it was dark. And usually I would enjoy that, except when the darkness later included falling off of where ever I landed and falling on a pile of something hard and sharp. Trying to stand up, as I noticed, was very difficult due to how small the space around me was.
"Where the shit am I?" I asked as I finally stood up. From what I could conclude, I was in a closet. Now where is the door.....
"What are you doing in my closet, yo?" A familiar voice asked from behind me. Turning around I figured that I was, in fact, inside Toad's closet.
"I ported and wasn't paying attention, and kinda ended up in here." I said with a shrug as I stood up and pushed Toad out of the way so that I could go to take a shower, because I really do not feel clean after sitting in Toad's closet.
"Oh, by the way, Pietro is really pissed. Something about being the father, so I suggest staying away from him." Toad said as he went back to laying down on his bed and opening a comic book.
"Got it."
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"McCoy!" I yelled as I entered his classroom.
"Hello Roxy." He said without looking up from what he was doing, which appeared to be packing a bag full of sport like items, "If you do not mind, we will be taking today's detention outside."
"Well you see-" I said as I attempted to object to going outside, where the sun was. The evil sun.
"You really don't have a choice, by the way." He told me as he made his way to the door.
"Of course I don't." I said with a deep sigh as I followed behind the large man in front of me.
"I have a question." Mr. McCoy said as he slowed down enough for me to be able to walk next to him.
"I might have an answer." I said with a shrug as I looked up at him. Fuck, he's tall as all fuck. Like if he was a monster, I would be scared shitless right about now.
"Why is it that you have gotten in so much trouble in such a short amount of time?" He asked as he looked down at me.
"Ya know, I keep asking myself the exact same thing."
"Well, if you do not mind you could go sit on the bleachers and attempt to stay out of trouble." Hank said as he gestured to the bleachers that just so happened to be in the shade. Oh, happy day!
"Aye aye, sir!" I cheered happily as I ran over to the bleachers and took a seat all the way to the right.
"What are you doing here?" A voice asked from below me that scared me so much that I managed to fall over. Looking down I saw Lance underneath the bleachers with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth
"Detention. Hey, give me that." I said as I plucked the slim stick from between his lips and took a drag with my face hidden under the bleachers so that McCoy wouldn't see the smoke.
"I didn't know you smoke." Lance said as he took his cigarette back.
"I don't really, but it helps to calm me down." I said with a shrug as I sat back up to make it look as though nothing was going on.
"Oh ok, want me to come up there and keep you company?" Lance asked as he took the final drag out of his cigarette and threw it to the ground before stomping it out with his foot.
"Sure, why the hell not." And a minute later there was a rock tumbler sitting at my left. Looking up I saw that Duncan and Scott were competing in different track and field activities, which ended with Duncan shoving Scott so hard that he fell over with his glasses about five feet away from him.
"Hit the showers Mathews, you're off the team." McCoy said as he stood on the track looking all tough and such.
"But-" Duncan tried to defend himself.
"Go." was all that McCoy had to say before Duncan ran off towards the locker room. looking up I saw that Jean was gripping her head in what appeared to be pain as I felt a small buzzing in the back of my mind. What the fuck is her problem? Ignoring her, I looked back towards Scott who was searching for his glasses with his eyes closed. McCoy then came to his rescue and handed him the glasses and he helped him up and said something so quietly that I could not hear it.
"Coach?" Scott said as soon as it was safe for him to open his eyes.
"Go take five, huh?" McCoy said as he patted him on the back and walked off, "Kay, who's running the two hundred?"
And que Jean losing her mind and trying to shoot a javelin towards a group of runners using her mind. So Lance, being the nice guy that he was, made the earth shake under the runners so that they all fell to the ground rather ungracefully. He then waved and shrugged when kitty glared at him from the ground before the javelin landed in the wall behind where her head was.
for her next act, Jean then chucked three shot puts. Two went towards McCoy who then caught them and one went towards Scott. He then fell to the ground to avoid it then shot a laser to throw it off balance so that instead of hitting Duncan in the back of the head it went through a window. Scott then made his way over to where Jean had fallen to the ground with tears streaming out of her eyes.
"Jean? Jean, what's wrong?"
"Scott, help me. I can't stop it. I can't-" And then she passed out. Scott picked up her body and ran off the track with Kitty running behind him.
"Can I go home now?" I yelled in the direction that Mr. McCoy was standing.
"Yes Roxy, see you tomorrow."
"Cool, let's go Lancey-kins." I said as I ran off the bleachers and towards the parking lot.
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"Honey, I'm home!" I yelled enthusiastically as I ran into the house with a large smile on my face.
"Why the hell are you so happy, yo." Toad asked from his upside down position on the couch as he and Tabby watched tv.
"Jean is progressively losing her mind when ever I am around. This is totally a cause for a celebration!" I yelled happily as I threw my arms into the air.
"Pietro wants to see you by the way." Tabby said as she looked up from her magazine.
"You really know how to ruin my day."
"It's what I'm good at." She said with a a wide smirk before I headed up the stairs and towards the door that was across the hall from my own.
"You wanted to see me?" I asked in a business like voice as I entered the room.
"How did you manage to avoid me all day?" Pietro asked from the bed as he kept his eyes on the book that he was reading.
"I'm just skilled like that." I said with a casual shrug. Honestly, that wasn't planned, it just kind of happened.
"I would be the father." He said with a stubborn pout.
"Prove it." I said before I closed the door and walked towards him.
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"And that is how I defeated the Goblin king and saved my half brother from becoming a goblin himself." I told Tabby as she helped me get ready or school the next morning.
"You know, that sounds a lot like the Labyrinth." She said with a knowing smirk as she applied her mascara.
"Yeah, they actually based the movie off o me." I said while pulling my shirt over my head.
"So what happened last night with Pietro?" She asked as her chair rotated to look me in the eyes.
"I pretended to let him be dominant." I said with a wicked smirk across my face.
"Nice."
...... This wasn't a filler. What are you talking about? All this shit was very vital to the plot of the story! In very small ways. Yeah, I suck. I know. But you know what, senior year sucks. I have to get a job, fill out applications, visit schools, play thong tag, do the laundry, learn how to drive, and I still need to get good grades. Oh, and stay inspired for this bloody story!
Honestly, I adore this story, but I'm trying to follow the plot, and nothing interesting is happening in these next few episodes that even remotely involve the brotherhood.
Oh, so have I mentioned that I am moderately losing my mind. Yeah, it's fun. If you want to know, send me a pm cos I am too lazy to explain it to people who don't even give a crap.
And if you didn't know this chapter comes from the episode Power Surge. Oh and sorry if any of you don't like the fact of Lance and Roxy smoking, but first of all: I don't give a crap. And second of all: it kind of makes sense for their characters. Same thin goes for the PietroxRoxy, also just cos I adore my little speed demon, and because Roxy is a little bit of a slut.
Well, she's not a slut, but she acts slutty, you know? Like she doesn't like Pietro, but she likes the attention of other human beings.
So, please review because I believe that it makes me more sane!