AN: So I am quite possibly dieing. Just putting that out there. So this chapter is dedicated to life. So yeah! And I'm listening to Queen! Omk, but the other day I had my friend over and we were watching evolutions and we sat there and tried to find every episode that Poitr talks in (there is only like two or three) and through out this entire chapter I kept almost calling Pietro, Piotr. My bad... And I just informed my mother that I love Charles Xavier's voice because it is like "uber sex in my brain".
Disclaimer: I do not own X men Evolutions, or any of the characters. I do in fact own Roxy. So suck it!
Warning: Contains cursing, violence, vomiting, mild to moderate sexual situations, and the occasional reference to yaoi/ slash/ BL.
Belle Fleur
Chapter six- My hoover craft is full of eels
"The time has come, the Poet said,
to speak of many things;
Of metaphors, and shether Feet have Wings;
How cummings lost his shift key,
and parody that stings." - Anitra L. Freeman
"Roxy!" A loud voice yelled from upstairs.
"Tabby!" I yelled back.
"Toad!" Toad yelled from besides me. As my stare turned towards him he merely shrugged and stated, "I wanted to feel included."
"The only place that you would ever be included would be in a swamp." I said before going back to cooking my dinner.
"Roxy, Roxy, Roxy, Roxy, Roxy, Roxy!" Tabby continued to yell as she ran down the stairs.
"What can I do for you this fine evening?" I asked as I looked up briefly from the cutting board in front of me. "And you look amazing, by the way."
"I see how it is. You insult me then compliment Tabbitha." Toad said with a pout as he hopped on top of the table.
"I'm sorry, Tabby is fucking hot. Do you see this ass?" I asked as I turned said mutant around to display her ass, "It's amazing!"
"You are such a sick individual." was all Toad had to say before the hopped out of the back door.
"Ignoring that." Tabby said before she turned back to face me, " I am so bored I'm practically pulling my hair out. Let's go do something!"
"And what do you suggest we do?" I asked with a raised eyebrow.
"I don't care! Party?" She asked as she picked up a piece of cheese that I had been cubing.
"Sounds good! Go make yourself all sexy and such." I said as I turned the over off and threw the cheese back into the refrigerator.
"Should we bring one of the guys?"
"Lance would invite Kitty, who I can't use my powers around. Toad is pissed at me. Blob passed out like a hour ago. Pietro?" I asked as I ticked the members of the Brotherhood off on my fingers.
"Pietro it is!" Tabby said with an excited giggle, "You get him, I'll get ready!" And with that she ran up the stairs and out of sight. Shrugging lazily I teleported upstairs and into Pietro's room just as he removed his skin tight shirt and threw it to the ground.
"Do I have amazing timing, or what?" I asked with a wicked smirk on my face.
"Hey sweets, like what you see?" Pietro asked with a single elegant eyebrow raised as he made his way closer to me.
"You could say that." I said with a small shrug as my arms wound their way around his neck.
"Well this doesn't seem fair at all." Pietro said as he turned his head to the side in a fake pout. "Here I am, shirtless. And here you are, still fully clothed."
"Maybe we should fix that." I said just as I felt his hands creep slightly under my shirt and saw his face lean closer to my own.
"So did he say yes?" Enter Tabitha. Note to self; Kill her.
"I haven't really asked yet." I said without moving from my current position.
"Asked what?" Pietro asked as he looked away from me and towards Tabby.
"We're going to go look for a party, wanna come?" Tabby announced before closing the door and heading back to her room to finish getting ready.
"I would love to go. You know, there has been nothing interesting going on in this town lately." Pietro said as he went over to his closet, "You know, for a town full of mutants, things really are rather mundane around here." And it was at this point that I walked out of the room and went to go get ready. After searching through my closet for a few minutes I decided to get dressed in a pair of skin tight neon green skinny jeans, a white tank top, a black wrist band, high heel boots, and a small choker.
"Ready to go yet?" Pietro asked as he ran into my room. He was dressed in a red button up shirt with the top three buttons undone and a pair of black skinny jeans that showed off his legs.
"Yeah, sorry but not all of us can make an entire outfit in less than a minute." I said before the two of us headed towards Tabby's room to see what was taking her so long.
"I didn't make this..."
"You ready yet?" I asked as I knocked. Pietro was standing behind me and tapping his foot impatiently. He can be such a drama queen...
"Can you help me?" She yelled back through the door. Deciding to be a useful member of society, I teleported into her room and onto her massive bed.
"You rang?" I asked with a small smirk and a single raised eyebrow.
"Help me zipper this god damned thing!" She said as she turned around to display her open back. Standing up, I walked towards her and zippered her skin tight dress in place. As she turned around I noticed that she was wearing a slim red dress that ended in a red and black tutu, covering her legs from the knee down were a pair of combat boots with red laces, and to finish off her look, her hair was pulled in to a bun that was wrapped in red and black ribbons.
"You look amazing." I said with a wide smile on my face before we headed out her room only to see Pietro leaning against a wall in the hallway and looking towards the ceiling.
"So how exactly are we going to find this mysterious party?" He asked in a voice so fast that I was surprised when his words did not slur.
"We are going to steal Lance's car." I said as if it was obvious, which it kind of was.
"Lance keeps his keys in his pants at all times, dumb ass." Pietro said with his arms crossed.
"That's it?" And with that I teleported into the living room and onto Lance's lap, "Hey there."
"What the hell are you doing?" Lance asked as he attempted to push me off, which only resulted in the both of us falling off of the couch.
"Sorry, thought you were somebody else." I said before walking out of the room with my hands in my pockets.
"What was that?" Pietro asked as he and Tabby met me at the door.
"My mad skills." I said as I displayed the set of keys dangling from my middle finger.
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So after an hour of searching, we decided that Bayville sucked and had no parties or clubs. So what were three troublesome mutant teenagers to do? Break into the mall, of course! Because as it turns out, the Bayville mall's security is made up of two middle aged men who can not stay awake past nine. And it was now eleven. Whoot! So using Tabby's amazing mini bombs we broke the small lock that kept the front door of the mall closed. Pietro then ran in and made sure that there was nothing security wise that could stop us. There wasn't. I'm officially starting to love this town.
"So now what?" Tabby asked as the three of us made our way towards the lower levels of the mall, which was also where all the good stores were located.
"I'll be back in a minute!" Pietro yelled before he ran off at his normal uber human speed.
"Well damn..." was all I had time to say before Pietro was back, this time carrying two glass bottles.
"Sorry it took me so long, there was this hobo and he like tried to maul my eyes out, something about missing his wedding." Pietro said in a mild ramble before stopping and staring at the two of us who were in turn, staring blankly back at him.
"So what exactly are we doing now?" I asked as Tabby continued to stare.
"We make our own party." Pietro said before he lifted a bottle of vodka in one hand a a bottle of Jack Daniel's in the other.
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"So did you hear about zhe break in last night?" A cheerful Kurt asked as he sat in front of m in English , is he talking about our break in? Cos, that would be really cool if we made news and shit. It might also help me remember what the fuck happened last night after we finished the bottle of vodka, cos that's when everything went blurry.
"No, I didn't. What happened?" I asked with fake excitement. Fuck today, I don't want to be excited. My head hurts and Toad nearly dragged me out of bed this morning. I think he might have dressed me too if I didn't start participating in my acts of getting ready for school. Why the fuck is it so bright out today?
"Apparently a couple of teens broke into zhe mall and a liquor store. All zhey really know is zhat zhe teens left a red button down shirt, a pair of combat boots, and a pair ov, um," It was at this point that Kurt mumbled something that distinctly sounded like 'lacey panties.' So that's where my panties went.... "But zhe night guards didn't even know zhat zhe kids broke in cos zhey vere sleeping! So zhey got fired, ov course." Well there goes an easy place to break into....
"Do they have any idea who it was?" I asked with honest curiosity this time as I slowly pulled a bunch of shadows closer to myself. Yeah, that's a lot better.
"Um, i zhink zhey said zhat it vas just a bunch ov college kids." Kurt said with a shrug.
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"Where the shit is everybody?" I asked Tabby as the two of us made our way into the cafeteria with lunch trays in our hands. Today our lunch was provided by the pay phone outside of the Wallmart down the street from the school.
"The rest of the guys minus Pietro have detention. Last time I saw Pietro was second period. Most of the Institute kids are in the library working on different papers, something about getting out of a camping trip if they do well in school." Tabby said with a shrug as she led us to an empty table.
"I saw Pietro last period, he said something about going home cos he felt sick to his stomach." I said lazily before shoving a hand full of french fries down my throat.
"That man just can't hold his whiskey." Tabby said before looking behind me, "Hey pretty kitty. Why aren't you in the library?"
"Like I would hang out in the library during lunch." Kitty said before sitting down at the table.
"You do realize that Jean will get pissed if she sees you socializing with us, right?" I said before taking a bite out of my cheese burger. Out of the corner of my eye I could distinctly see Tabby take my soda.
"Like I care. Anyway, just getting the word around, the Professor and all of the teachers are going to be away for the night, so we're totally going to throw a party!" Kitty giggled wildly.
"Yet again, you seem to overlook Jean."
"We aren't stupid, we're going to get rid of her and Scott."
"And here I thought you institute kids were all about teamwork and friendship. The first chance you get and you try to off your team mates, and all for a party." I said with a disappointed voice as I shook my head and took my soda back from Tabby. And with that, Kitty stormed off in a huff.
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"Roberto!" I yelled loudly as I jumped onto the back of the boy that I remembered meeting at the Institute.
"Ah, Dios mío, ¿qué carajo?" He yelled as he managed to throw me off of his back..
"Mi aerodeslizador está lleno de anguilas!" I yelled back at him, that will show him.
"Wait, what?" Roberto asked as he finally turned around to face me.
"It's the only Spanish I know." I said with a simple shrug. "So do you know where Kurt is? I need to talk to him and it's like uber important."
"I think he's still in the library." I could just hear him say before I ran of in the direction of the library.
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"Kurt!" I yelled loudly as I jumped onto his table, all of his papers then thrown to the ground.
"Ich arbeitete an das!" He yelled angrily before his eyes softened lightly once he looked up at me.
"Mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist voller Aale!" I yelled back at him.
"What?" Kurt asked with a raised eyebrow.
"I thought it would be a useful phrase one day, you know like when we would have hovercrafts, so I learned how to say it in like fifteen languages."
"You are so vierd." Kurt said as he chuckled and shook his head. "So vhat's up?"
"Why didn't you invite me to your party?!" I asked angrily as I sat back on my knees and crossed my arms with my face in a minor pout.
"Vell zhe party vas Kitty's idea and she just came up vith it last period and I haven't seen you since zhen. I was going to invite you but I hadn't seen you!" He said as a light blush rose to his cheeks. Aw, Fuzzy lumpkins is so cute when he's nervious!
"Just making sure!" I said with a wide smile as my pout was wiped away instantly.
"So you're coming, zhen?" He asked as he stood up and went to pick up all of his papers off of the floor.
"Of course I'm coming! I've been dieing to go to a party since I moved here!"
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"Lance, we're borrowing your car!" I announced loudly as I walked into the living room where he was once again lounging on the couch. Does he ever move?
"So you're actually asking tonight?" He asked with a frown.
"Yeah it's rude to steal two nights in a row." I said with a light grin, "So can we?"
"Where are you going?"
"They're throwing a party over at the institute." I said with a shrug.
"They are?" He asked with a look of confusion.
"What? Did Pretty Kitty not invite you?" I asked with a wicked smirk, "Maybe she thought you were too dangerous."
"Just take the fucking keys." Lance said as he practically threw them at my face.
"Love you!" I yelled as I ran outside where Tabby was already waiting for me. "Got 'em!"
"Whoot!"
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"Hey there." I said in a silky voice as I slid smoothly in front of a certain German boy who was shoving a sandwich down his throat.
"Oh! Hallo!" Kurt said as he swallowed what was in his mouth and smiled widely at me.
"What's up?" I asked with a smirk as Tabby ran by and stole the sandwich from Kurt's hands before running off in the direction of a girl I remembered being called Amara.
"Nozhing much. I vas eating, but I guess I am not anymore..." Kurt said with a simple shrug.
"Wanna Dance?" I asked with a bright smile and a flutter of my eyelashes.
"Sure!" Kurt cheered shortly before he was dragged onto the makeshift dance floor just as a quick song began to play. "I love zhis song!"
"Kurt! We have some danger, in the other room!" Rouge said as she ran up to the two of us.
"Now?" He asked with an exasperated sigh before he received a nod from Rouge and turned to me, "I'll be back soon. Save me a dance, ya?"
"Of course!" I said happily. As soon as the two of them had left I saw that the only people who were left in the room were kids from school and the first year students of the institute. No real X-men... "Tabby! This party is ours for the taking!"
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One and a half hours later and the Xavier kids were all back, including Scott and Jean. Not good.
"Roxy!" Kurt yelled as he ran down the stairs and towards me. It was currently eleven at night and all of the other party goers were starting to leave, "I missed my own party, didn't I?"
"Yeah, little bit." I said with a giggle as I whipped a small amount of sweat from my brow, "But if it makes you feel any better, it was an amazing party." I told him with a wide smile.
"Aw, zhis blows!" Kurt whined adorably as his tail slowly snuck its way out into the open, as the only people left in the room were mutants.
"Sorry hun, next time?" I said with a small smile.
"Okay." He said with a small pout.
"I gotta go, I might have moderately stolen Lance's car..." I said with a shrug as I held up the keys to show Kurt.
"You, like, stole Lance's car?" Kitty asked as she made a bee line towards us.
"Well I actually stole his keys last night. Tonight he gave them to me." I said with a happy smile as if I had proven a brilliant point.
"Then why didn't you bring him?" Kitty asked with an eyebrow raised and a delicate hand placed on her hip.
"He didn't ask to come." I said with a simple shrug before turning back to Kurt, "I'll see you tomorrow."
"Ya." Was all he said before Tabby, who seemed to appear from thin air, dragged me out of the front door and back towards where Lance's Jeep was parked.
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"Hey!" I yelled happily as soon as a certain, secretly, blue boy walked into our english class. "What's up my fine German amigo?"
"I'm tired." He said with a sigh that proved his lack of sleep.
"So how much trouble did you get in last night?" I asked with a smile. I mean, he might be in major trouble after throwing a party that he missed, but it was a kick ass party, so it's worth it.
"Well, everybody else just got double Logan sessions for a monzh. But since I am still in trouble for zhe whole thing wizh Tabby, I now have to do double sessions for two monzhs and clean zhe X-Jet." He said with a sad pout.
"So how did Jean and Scott even get in last night? I didn't see them come in the front door." I said with a curious look in my eye, which i was.
"Zhey climbed zhe waterfall." He said with a shrug as if it was obvious.
"You have a waterfall?" I asked with a raised eyebrow. Who the fuck has a waterfall? We don't even have running water right now!
"Yeah, it's to hide zhe bunker vhere zhe X-Jet is." He said with a nod.
"I love your house." I informed Kurt with an excited look on my face.
"Ja, but last night it sucked! We not only had to clean up avter zhe party, but also avter zhe danger room vhich was a complete mess thanks to zhat Arcade Kid." Kurt said with a frustrated sigh.
"What other amazing things does your house like item have?" I asked with a wide grin on my face. Maybe they had a secret room filled with emergency midget albino ninjas. That would kick ass.
"Did you even hear anyzhing zhat I just said?"
"No, not really."
No matter how hard I try, I keep writing PietroxRoxy. And I swear to you, this is in fact a Kurt story. I just can't help it, Pietro in my mind is a slut, and Roxy acts like a slut, so it just seems natural in my mind. But I think it also has to do with the fact that if Pietro was, in fact, real, I would, in fact, jump him. My one friend says I have an albino fetish. Like I have mentioned, I am albino, and apparently I'm searching for another albino. So I then fall for anybody who has pale skin, white hair, or red eyes. Probably why I love Near, Draco Malfoy, Vampires, and that albino kid who worked at a restaurant on the beach. Never met him, but I obsessed over him all summer.
"Ah, Dios mío, ¿qué carajo?"- "Oh my god, what the fuck?" (Spanish)
"Mi aerodeslizador está lleno de anguilas!"- "My hovercraft is full of eels!" (Spanish)
"Ich arbeitete an das!"- "I was working on that!" (German)
"Mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist voller Aale!"- "My hovercraft is full of eels!" (German)
I have taken to calling Magneto, Maggie, is that weird? And sorry if the end sucked, I've been doing so much shit in my creative writing class that I have had no creative juices left in me...
Is Roxy a Mary Sue? I really want to know, so please, feel free to tell me!
So I wrote half of this chapter handcuffed to myself, because I was bored....
So if you want to hear more of my handcuff adventures, and Roxy adventures, not with Pietro, then Review.